When Life gives you lemons, throw obscure references at it. Shepard/Garrus romance shown through a humorous light. Past Shepard/Kaidan.

"You know, birds and bees Garrus? Do you have birds and bees on Palaven?" "I am a bird, Shepard." Slash / yaoi / gay / mature ME2

*ME1* Super-short one shot. Garrus playfully teases and prods Shepard, commenting on what he sees as the inevitable relationship forming between her and Lieutenant Alenko. Shenko-centric, but focuses on Shepard & Garrus's friendship.

Set two weeks after the detonation of the Crucible Miranda Lawson is standing in old London town trying to rebuild what is left of the Earth. Everything is in shambles, but none of that matters, all that matters is one question: Where is Cameron?

Shepard and Liara have settled on the asari homeworld. This is a short story taking place after the defeat of the Reapers centering around the planet of Thessia and its wonders that Shepard begins to discover during a walk he has with Liara.

Set right after ME 3. The Reapers are destroyed, but the question remains, Just how were they destroyed? Commander Shepard thought he knew, only to find out that he was wrong. Truth be told, he doesn't really care, so long as he gets to stay with Tali, he is happy. I didn't care for the 'canon' endings, so did a little of my own thoughts on the subject.

She's caught him, three times now since he's come up to the cabin, stealing glances at her hands.

My take on the Mass Effect 3 ending. No cupcakes.

The ones closest to John Shepard come to English Bay to remember him.

After Garrus tells Shepard of his thwarted artistic inclinations, she shares a secret talent.

This is a story going all the way back to the beginning. Before Eden Prime, before the Normandy, before her enlistment. This is the story of Raegan Cyrene Shepard and how she became the woman she is now.

Shepard is the man he is not because he has no weaknesses, but because he keeps them buried. Tali doesn't, and she is all the braver for it. Shepard/Tali.

Shepard and Garrus deal with the implications and consequences of fraternization. Angst with a healthy dose of schmoop and gunfire.

Commander Shepard visits Liara T'Soni aboard her newly acquired Shadow Broker ship to seek consolation and assurance.

Post ME3. "And they all lived happily ever after." Not. Sure there was happiness in years to come, but right after victory there was a big mess to be cleaned up, lives to be mourned and other lives to be rebuilt.Injuries received lead to trying times, but they will eventually carry on as they always have. When Shepard wakes up in the rubble and onward. Shenko. Angst.

Circa ME2. Garrus has calibration troubles one night and Rachel Shepard thinks she knows how to cheer him up, because being frustrated with calibrations is a type of sick, right? However, there are underlying issues with both. One-shot. Garrus/Shepard friendship. References to Shenko.

Kasumi, fine art, and the haikus she never wrote. Notes: Takes place post-ME3. The story is named for a Francisco Goya print A companion piece to "The Novena of Saint Shepard".

This story's premise is based on Sovereign's discussion with Shepard on how all civilizations evolution is brought about through the Reaper's manipulations. This is a What If story and based on current Humanity and not Mass Effect's timeline.

Shepard awakes to a dream of his final hours. Is it an sight into the future? And if it is, can he stop it from happening.

After the fall of Thesia, and failing to retrieve the all important information on the catalyst, Shepard is really starting to feel the pressure. T for language.

Leading up to Thessia, Liara sat, doubting and fearful, dread consuming her very being, with only Shepard to hold her as a life-line of hope. FemShepxLiara, to be either a two-shot or three-shot.

One note of discord, that dissonance shows myth to be reality. And sometimes crazy is the ONLY way to go... M for violence, language and adult content.

"They wouldn't call him Joker. Not now." Joker struggles to cope with the loss of Shepard and the Normandy. He grasps at his only chance of redemption - the Lazarus Project.

Post Reaper war Miranda finds herself helping the refugees as best as she can. Her job becomes more complicated however once she runs into a group of duct rats and she has to choose between this new longing of desire and the loyalty of the remains of C-Sec, Miranda/Kasumi

Liara meets her half-hanar sister. A sequel to my earlier story, 'Fathers'. Established MShep/Liara. Please review!