Chapter 1: Here We Go Again.

it was the night of the third kyuubi festival for many in the village of konoha, but for one Naruto Uzumaki theese nights his birthdays he would spend running bruised bloodied and beaten that is until one day. he would come across something interesting verry interesting

with Alucard same time while in limbo.

Alucard had finally forphited almost all of his over 3 million souls when suddenly he felt a pull, like all of his sincess where telling him he needed to be somwhere and then all there was was a void of white and some white robed figure whearing a purple mask with red horns and a giant knife and other figures around them cloaked in shadow.

Alucard: and what a shame i was almost done there.

the white robed figure made a motion with one of it's hands and suddenly the figures became cloaked in shadow no more, there where his master integra, seras, heinkel,
yumi, rip, zoran & a fem shrodinger.

Shinagami: Vlad Tepes for several of the events leeding up to now you and the others will be paying off a large dept, that of protecting your new master Naruto Uzumaki.

said the shinigami while holding up a picture of the boy and also slowly changeing Alucard's form to what he was rock'n in the 1940's AkA Lollycaurd.

Shinigami: no go!

with Lollycaurd in a konoha allyway with the other girls who just like her are seething.

Lollycaurd: everyone except for seras, rip & shrodinger tend to are new master, seras, rip, shrodinger where so totally going after the bastards that did this to master.

later with the villagers chunin and jonin that attacked Naruto.

"hey who are those 3 bitches."

said a clearly drunk villager

"i dunno but do you think we could show em a good time."

said a second drunken villager.

"yeah i mean after killing the demon brat where practicly heroes."

said a third drunken villager.

Lollycaurd: girls i want the one in the middle, you 2 can have at the others.

Rip: ze master will be avenged.

said Rip before blasting the drunk on the lefts head of with her musket.

Fem Shrodinger: i will be ze last thing you see before you die.

said Fem Shrodinger before she ripped another villager's testicles off and then snapped his neck with her legs.

"oh my kami what the hell are you!"

yelled the 3rd villager.

Lollycaurd: a real fucking vampire.

said Lollycaurd before releasing restraint level 6 killing them.

after they all meet back up and head towards the Namikaze Uzumaki Hellsing estate, the girls useing some of the blood on Naruto to undo the seals on the gates to the estate and the same with Minato and Kushina's house.

Naruto: are you angels?

Integra: if you consider vampires angels then sure young master Naruto.

Seras: are master is so adoribly cute

Rip: ze master is indeed quite handsome isn't he

Naruto: hey what do you meen master, and who are all of you and where ami i.

after the girls explain everything to Naruto.

Naruto: so thats it, i am namikaze, uzumaki and hellsing's new heir, hey whait a sec you over there Shrodinger you have cat ears can i touch them.

Fem Shrodinger: why ofcourse master, though might i ask may i touch your wiskers.

allot of cat ear and fox wisker touching later until finally Naruto falls asleep in Fem Shrodingers arms and a really jelly lollycaurd glareing at her with rip not to far behind.

Chapter End.
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