The Warriors: Small Soldiers

by miguelcopier

This is a spin-off of The Warriors: Protectors of the Multiverse and before Iris could send the warriors off on their quest to save the multiverse they had to do a special test. And that test was in a world where nano chips were placed into action figures allowing them to come to life. The Gorgonites and the commando elites battle for survival.

2. Chapter 2

The Warriors: Small Soldiers

Chapter 2

Irwin and Larry are two workers who are part of a new toy company called GloboTech Industries and their job is to create new toys for the company what kind of toys well let's find out

They then entered a board meeting room and there was no one inside

Nice board meeting room. Larry said

It is. Kegal said

All right. These are... Irwin said

Irwin noticed that no one was there at all in the board meeting room

Where's everybody else? Irwin said said

There is no longer any "everybody else". a voice said

Suddenly two men came into the board meeting room

Mr. Mars, it's an honor... Larry said

Cut the kiss-ass. After I leave, I won't remember your name. Mars said

Okay? Larry said

Kegal? Mars said

Yes? Kegal said

Who's the other guy? Mars said

This is Irwin Wayfair. Kegal said

Right. Mars said

Mars then picked up a giant red goblin toy

I'm told you two are responsible for this. Mars said

Yes, sir. That's Flatchoo, he's part of the Belch Brigade. Irwin said

Actually, the whole line was Irwin's idea. Larry said

Really? Mars said

Yes. Larry said

Mars then pressed a button and made Flatchoo make burping sounds

Burping sounds? Really? Mars said

Once I did the marketing, it was the most successful product in company history. Larry said

That's why I bought the place and why you two are still onboard. Mars said

Yes. Irwin said

Certainly. Larry said

So, let's talk about the future. Mars said

The future? Irwin and Larry both said

Yeah. The future. Mars said

Okay. Irwin said

Sounds good. Larry said

Irwin and Larry were both standing while Mars looking at them

Well? Mars said

Well what sir? Irwin said

Are you guys gonna sit down and tell me? Mars said

Oh right. Irwin said

Sorry. Larry said

Irwin and Larry then sat down and explained the toys

Okay, these are Gorgonites. They...Hi. How are you today? Irwin said

I'm late. Mars said

Okay. I drew up some pictures. That's a picture you can have. Irwin said

A picture? Mars said

Yeah. Like i said you can have it. Irwin said

Continue. Mars said

All right, these are Gorgonites. Irwin said

Gorgonites? Mars said

Yes. And this one. This is Archer. Irwin said

Who's he? Mars said

He's the grand, noble leader of... Irwin said

Leader of what? Mars said

Let me continue. Irwin said

Alright. Mars said

Okay, and Troglokhan. Irwin said

Who's he? Mars said

The navigator who navigates. Irwin said

Okay. Continue. Mars said

Okay, so these are monsters from the land of Gorgon. Irwin said

What are they? Mars said

They're monsters. They've come to our world and are lost. Irwin said

How do they get back? Mars said

To return to Gorgon, they have to learn all about our world. Irwin said

Learn? Mars said

Yes. This way, kids can learn and do research... Irwin said

Excuse me. Did you say "learn"? Mars said

Learn, yeah. Irwin said

Next. Mars said

Larry then got up from his seat and presented his toys in a box case

Mr. Mars, allow me to introduce you to... Larry said

Show me. Mars said

Larry opened the box case and showed off the toys he was presenting

Major...Chip Hazard, leader of the Commando Elite. Larry said

Nice. Mars said

Do you want me to show you something? Larry said

What? Mars said

Watch this. Larry said

Larry then grabbed a remote and turned on the screen for the project

It's called multimedia, Irwin. Look into it. Larry said

Alright. Irwin said

They all got on their seats and looked at the screen for the project

The future is here. A new age has dawned...for action! The world's most awesome high-tech fighting force is ready to battle for the next millennium. the male announcer said

Suddenly a figure was shown on the screen and broke out of the box

Chip Hazard, reporting for duty! the figure said

Wait. Hold on. Hold on, hold on. Mars said

What is it, sir? Larry said

Can they really do that? Mars said

Do what? Larry said

The thing where he punches his way out of the box. Mars said

No. Larry said

Didn't think so. Mars said

There's a disclaimer. Larry said

A disclaimer? Mars said

Legal says we're completely covered. Larry said

You know what i'm sick of? Mars said

Sick of? Irwin said

Yeah. Mars said

Sick of what sir? Larry said

I'm sick of commercials showing trucks popping up on Mount Rushmore and parking on Abraham Lincoln's head. And shampoo commercials that say women can look like Claudia Schiffer after one cycle of rinse and repeat. Mars said

Then what do you want us to do? Larry said

I tell you what i want. Mars said

Oh boy. Irwin said

What if these toys actually could talk? What if they could walk? What if they could actually kick ass? Mars said

Nick Nitro. the second figure said

Toys that are so smart when kids play with them, they would play back. Mars said

Playback? Larry said

Yeah. Playback. Mars said

Oh. Larry said

Toys that actually do what they do in the commercials. Mars said

That's an interesting idea. Irwin said

Forget the "Batteries not included" crap. Put in a lifetime GloboTech lithium cell. They'll run forever. That'll piss off the guys at Eveready. Mars said

Okay. How's this slogan? "The Commando Elite. Anything else is just a toy." Larry said

"Everything else is just a toy." Mars said

That's good, too. Sure. Larry said

Sir? Irwin said

What is it? Mars said

You know, that kind of computing power doesn't really seem feasible right now. Irwin said

What? Mars said

Irwin, we're part of GloboTech. We can find the technology. Larry said

Our missiles can find a bastard 7,000 miles away and stick a warhead up his ass. Mars said

This won't be a problem. They're soldiers. Larry said

Now these guys are soldiers, right? And what do soldiers need? Mars said

Hats? Irwin said

Camouflage? Larry said

Ms. Kegel? Mars said

Enemies, sir? Kegal said

Mars then picks up the pictures of the Gorgonites

Enemies. See, these hideous, ugly freaks are the enemy and our guys have to find them and vaporize them. Mars said

Mars was about to leave but Irwin calls out to him

No, they're not...sir? Irwin said

What is it? Mars said

Don't you think that's a bit violent? Irwin said

Exactly. Mars said

What? Irwin said

Don't call it violence, call it action. Kids love action. It sells. Besides, what are you worried about? They're only toys. Mars said

Mars then left the board meeting room while the other two followed suit

I can't believe this. This is wrong. This is really wrong. It's a total perversion of everything I designed these Gorgonites to be! Irwin said

Come on, Irwin. This is a golden opportunity. Larry said

Golden opportunity? Irwin said

If we pull this off, Mars will be eating out of our hands. Larry said

Oh and by the way, gentlemen, Mr. Mars expects the product ready for shipment in three months. Kegal said

Three months? Larry said

No. It takes at least six months. Irwin said

Six months? Kegal said

Yes. There's product testing and focus... Irwin said

Three months is fine. Larry said

What? Irwin said

It looks like Irwin and Larry have three months to ship out the toys and pray that they do well stay tuned

TO BE CONTINUED