Hey fucker, don't know if you knew
But I've kinda got a boy crush on you
You're everything that I wish I could be
Gonna tell you what I wanna do to you (tee-hee-hee)
I wanna lock you in the plant shop with whips and chains
And take over your identity
I wanna cut the greasy hair right off your head
And burn it up like I'm petty
Wanna spike you and abuse you
Wanna strike you and impale you
Fly your dirty boxers like a kite (kite)
'Cause I-I-I-I'm feelin' kinda naughty tonight
Sorry I said that creepy stuff out loud
That was super rando
I meant to say I wanna do funny stuff
Like laugh around or have a night on the town
I wanna kill you and wear your skin like a vest
But then also have you see me in the vest
And be like "Omg, you look so hot in my skin!"
I wanna lock you in the plant shop, but in the plant shop
You would also be my driving instructor (I want your wheels)
Break into your office, collect your mama's ash
And turn it into my brand new uppers (I want your genes)
Cook your blood into a chowder
Dry your tears into a powder
And do lines of you all through the night (night)
'Cause I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I'm feelin' kinda naughty
Take liberties with your body
Then go up to my flora
Make his body of your body
Like that film with Liberace
'Cause I'm feelin' kinda naughty tonight