The show opens with a green parrot flying through the air to a small Pirate Island, with various trees and mountains, but also some mechanical features.
Then we zoom into the highest peak of the mountain, where we see our main Pirate trio, with their names being Jake, Izzybella, and Cubb, plus their parrot, Skullie. All of them are teenagers, but they still love their adventures.
Then we see the main antagonists of the show, Captain James Hook (who's making a grounded video out of Dora and Caillou), his assistant Mr Sam Smee, plus various crew members, including Mr Starky, Damien, Juke, Black Murphy, Sharky, Bones, Mullins, Wibbles, ect.
Then we cut back to the pirate trio, who retract into their hideout. Their main bedroom has a Wii, an Xbox 360, and a PS3. Then they run past their supercomputer (AKA, a modified version of the Mousekadoer).
Then they hop onto the slide, flying past many arrows pointing to their ship. A quick roll call occurs, and then their ship flies out of the ship's exit before they repeat the name of the show.
"Jake's Adventures in Neverland!"
Yeah, this show within a show is a parody of Jake and the Neverland Pirates, but there are plenty of differences. The theme song is mostly the same, but there are several visual differences within the intro.
The title card appears, with the same music from the opening of Toy Story 3 (If you're wondering, that soundtrack is called Cowboy!) It first starts with a video game starting screen, with green pixels flying around cyberspace. The first words are, "13encorp Productions Presents:", followed by "A Very Special Episode. Then the words "Jake's Egyption Adventure" blast onto the screen and shine brightly, with Skullie saying the name of the episode.
The start button appears below the title, and an arrow clicks it, starting the game. Several pixels dissolve the screen, and we see Thomas the Tank Engine pulling a bunch of express trains, before the roof of one of them gets lasered open. It gets kicked off and onto the sand as Wario jumps out holding a bag of cash.
"Oh yeah! Wario just hit the jackpot!", Wario gloated as he opened his sack and started digging for something. "Nope, nope, eww definitely no"
And then he pulled out a massive ruby while shouting, "Aha! I found it!"
He got onto his walkie talkie and told his affiliates he found what he was looking for, just before being tripped by an out-of-nowhere spider web.
Just then, a man in a black suit walked towards Wario, before looking directly at him face to face. He was Miles Morales.
"Well well well, you have some nerve coming back here!", Miles scolded.
"Yeah? Well, I'm not alone!, he replied as his partner, Waluigi jumped out and started attacking.
Miles had a hard time fighting the duo. He tried, but he fell off the back of the train, only to be caught by a purple-haired hexagon-glasses orange-leather-jacket Fortnite-looking girl named Zeddy, who's also riding Yoshi.
"I think you dropped something, buster!", She mocked.
"Zeddy?!"
"Give it up, Wario! You've reached the end of the line!", Miles spouted.
"Well, I HAVE always wanted to go out with a BANG!", Wario returned as he held a detonator remote. That's when we see a close up of the Hoover Dam rigged with TNT.
"Oh no, the Hoover Dam has TNT strapped all over it!", Leo said.
Wario laughed as his thumb pressed the button, and the Dam collapsed, flooding the fjord, as June said, "Oh no, they blew up the dam!"
Then Waluigi grabbed the remote and threw it at a lever that switched the tracks, causing the train to rush to a bridge that was demolished thanks to that flood.
"Oh no, Waluigi hit the track switcher!", Annie said.
"I, can not, believe it!", Quincy said.
"We hate to leave early", Waluigi mocked. "But our ride is here!"
Then Lightning McQueen started zooming right behind the train, and Funky Kong opened the window, greeting the Wario Brothers.
"Sup, dudes?", Funky greeted.
"Take your pick Spiderman!", Wario exclaimed as he and Waluigi jumped into the car. "It's us or the kids!"
After they jumped in though, Wario bumped Funky to the shotgun seat and grabbed the wheel himself, and plugged the ruby into the shifting stick, making the car go practically hyperspeed.
Unfortunately, a few seconds after they tried it, Mcqueen's hinges broke loose, and his tired went flat, so Wario, Waluigi, and Funky Kong too had to jump out with the ruby as they flew over a broken bridge, as McQueen plummeted into the Grand Canyon.
"OH NO, THIS CAN NOT BE HAPPENING!", Lightning McQueen screamed. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AAAAAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!"
And his body splattered oil all over the canyon as he hit the ground, and all he could reply was "OW!"
"Whatever, I liked the Incredibles more!", Waluigi ridiculed.
"NINJAGO!", the trio yelled as they spinjitzued their way out of there.
Back with Miles, Zeddy, and Yoshi, they ran as fast as they could to Thomas so Miles could stop him. Miles got onto the train, and tried to make his way to the front. "Hurry!", Zeddy yelled.
Miles got in front and shot his webs to both sides of a canyon. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough, as the train still fell into the fjord.
"NO!", Zeddy yelled as she and Yoshi started crying.
However, Elsa flew out of the water and created an ice train track to help Thomas get to safety. And after he fully made it back up, the ice train track collapsed.
"Thank you, Elsa!", Thomas thanked.
"Oh, it was nothing!", Elsa replied.
Elsa and Miles started fistbumping each other, but that reminded Zeddy of something…
"What's wrong, Zeddy?"
"Nothing! I mean, should we catch those criminals?"
"You betcha!"
Back with Wario, he set up a beacon so he could contact his master.
"Okay boss!", Waluigi spoke on his walkie talkie. "Just find the beacon, and the ruby can show off all of its power!"
And then, a blast of ice froze the beacon off and turned the ground that Wario, Waluigi, and Funky were standing on into ice, causing them to slip and fall.
"What the?!", Funky questioned.
That's when the squad of heroes walked trotted towards the trio of villains.
"Welp, looks like we caught another villain of the week!", Miles insulted.
"Yeah, no! You can NOT touch me, webby!", Wario retaliated. "I brought my attack dog, with a Built-In FORCE FIELD!"
Waluigi then whistled, causing a cyan version of Slinky Dog with a blue cap that has a lightning logo in the center to spring down the mountain, surround Wario, Waluigi, and Funky Kong, and bite his tail, creating a force field.
"Oh yeah, well look at what my boi YOSHI can do with a mega 'shroom!", Miles replied as he slung his web at a question mark block, causing a mega mushroom to come out. He then picked it up, and swung it into Yoshi's mouth, making him MASSIVE.
Yoshi was about to stomp on them, even breaking Cyan Slinky's forcefield, until a giant shadow appeared above them.
"Finally!", Wario said.
"He's here!", Waluigi finished.
Miles, Elsa, and Zeddy looked up, and saw a massive U fly right above them. We then pan out to see the UNIVERSAL Pictures logo hovering over the Earth, complete with the Dreamworks Moon, and a bunch of stars forming the NBC Logo.
"Evil Dr Gru!", Elsa yelled as she, Miles, and Zeddy glared at the I in Universal.
"That's MR Evil Dr Gru to YOU!", Gru replied as he teleported Wario's gang onto his ship.
Gru then pressed the button labeled "MINIONS", and a giant canister containing Minions launched into the valley. Miles, Elsa, and Zeddy tried to run away from the explosion, but it was too late.
The canister exploded and a million Minions flooded into the area, with Kevin shouting "ATTACK!" with his Minion accent. That's when they started chasing the trio.
Yoshi tried to stop them, but there were too many. He lost his power up, and one of the minions shoved a blimp berry into his mouth, and turned him into a blimp, causing him to float into the atmosphere.
The Minions eventually caught up to our heroes, and held them as Wario loaded the Ruby into Gru's ultimate weapon. He aimed the laser towards the trio, while Wario laughed as his finger leaned towards the FIRE button while laughing. Elsa, Zeddy, and Miles braced themselves, and the button was pressed…
Lasers shot all over the place. Into space, into the Death Star, into the Space Station from Treasure Planet, all over Earth as the controls for Gru's spaceship starting sparking and electrocuting everybody on the ship. Gru tried yelling "HOLD YOUR FIRE!", but it was too late. The laser hit the Earth's core, and it exploded, breaking Earth into several pieces, and creating a black hole that sucked up all the remains of earth, like in the
Fortnite Season X Event. Everybody was dead.