Chapter 1
Bowser swings his claw at the Mario Brothers already deep in a heated battle with one another. Bowser's minions have Peach tied up to a pole, preventing Mario and Luigi from reaching her. The two brothers are locked in an intense struggle as Bowser's minions try their best to knock them out of the fight. Several armored Koopa's and Spiked goomba's surrounded the area.
"Gah hahaha!" screams Bowser. "Peach will be mine!"
The Mario Brothers see that they need to get away from Bowser and free Peach. They try to back off, but Bowser's minions are too close for comfort. As if on cue, a rock comes flying at Bowser. It was a mere scratch on his shell. He glances over to see several toads on clown karts that they've seemingly taken from bowser's minions coming to assist the Mario Bros. They attempt to fire another rock, but Bowser's minions form a wall around him, taking the hits for him. "Now, I'll teach you who's boss!"
Mario and Luigi look at one another and fist bump with brotherly pride. Their mustaches shined and they began to glow. Mario's hands sprouted bright heroic flames and Luigi's body coated in a brilliant shimmer of lighting. This was the final battle, they had to give it their all.
Bowser pulled out the Star Rod. "You really think using the power of the stars in unison like that will defeat me?"
Mario and Luigi readied themselves to attack when Bowser fired a blast of fire at them. "Ha ha!" laughed Bowser. "There is no way you can withstand my fireballs! My flames burn hotter than yours, Mario!"
Mario and Luigi leaped into action. They had to focus or else Bowser would win. They weren't going to let Bowser win this time. They ran toward Bowser's fire ball, ducking and dodging, doing everything within their power to dodge the fireball and hit Bowser with a lightning bolt. In the midst of their chaotic battle, Bowser threw in some fireballs of his own.
The Mario Brothers quickly dodged each blast of fire by ducking and rolling. This tactic worked well until Bowser slowly caught up to their speed and strength. Suddenly, the fireballs were moving much faster and catching up to them.
"Hah hah hah! You're getting sloppy!" laughed Bowser. "I bet you can't dodge these!"
He launched three more fireballs at them. There was no way they could dodge them much longer. Mario and Luigi needed to create a distraction so they could get out of there. Mario exchanged a nod of agreement with Luigi. Luigi began to charge his lighting in a single concentrated point on the palm of his hands. Mario followed up by rapidly tossing fireballs into the air, pushing the fire together to form a much larger one. Luigi leaped up in the air and pushed his palm forward, mixing his lighting with Mario's fire.
The fire turned blue and gave violent sparks of lighting. Bowser took in a deep breath and charged a fire ball to catch up to the size of theirs.
The minions and Toads watched in total awe as this was truly a battle of Heroes versus Villains. Who would fire first? Who is stronger?
Mario and Luigi's blue flame was cut in half along with bowsers.
"WHAT THE? WHO'S THE WISE GUY WH-" Bowser's words were cut off, much like his head.
Mario and Luigi, exhausted from the fight, couldn't help but to look on in worry as the man with a red jacket turned towards the brothers. He held a strange glowing blue sword. They leaned forward, ready to fight despite their fatigue. They looked up at the sky to see a woman descending from a helicopter via rope. She was a beautiful blonde woman, a great rack and had sexy legs.
"Good job Travis Touchdown! You have successfully killed Rank Number 10, Bowser, King of the Koopa's. You are now ranked Number 10 by the U.G.A!"
Travis looked at the woman "Sylvia, I need to ask you something…" He proceeded to ramble something about "doing it" with her if he reached number one. Mario and Luigi looked at one another and were very confused. Sylvia waved as a tractor beam teleported her out of the area. Travis then kicked the nearby dirt.
He looked at the Mario Bros once more and his eyes widened. "Holy fucking shit. You're the Mario Brothers! And Peach too? Man! This is a Gamers dream come true! This new video game assassination thing is wicked awesome. I can't wai-"
"AHEM!" Said Toadsworth, running onto the field. "Friend of Mario's I assume? Very well then. mosey on to the castle for a celebration!"
Mario and Luigi united Peach. Peach looked worried. She looked at Bowser's headless corpse and then at Bowser's minions, cowering in fear and weeping with grief. She didn't have the words to say, only sympathy to share.
"Ah sweet! I always wanted to try that cake I saw at the end of Mario 64." Said Travis.
"You're not invited to my castle. You're a monster. "said Peach.
Mario and Luigi nodded in agreement and both ate Mushrooms, fully restoring their powers. They got into a fighting position and dashed towards Travis Touchdown.
"Whoa whoa! I killed the bad guy- Oh shit. I forgot these dudes never killed Bowser. I forgot they forgave him and invited him to parties and shit. Wait wait!" Said Travis backing away and putting his hands up.
Mario kicked Travis back and Luigi headbutted Travis.
"WOW! That hurt!" said Travis rubbing his forehead. He leaped back and unsheathed his Beam Katana. He pointed it at the brothers and smiled. "Oh man, this is gonna be good!"
The Mario Bros charged at Travis Touchdown and swung their fists. Travis easily dodged the attacks. Mario grabbed him by the neck and slammed him into a tree. Travis retaliated and punched Mario in the gut. He grabbed Luigi and suplexed him onto the ground.
"I don't want to hurt you. I just wanna play some good old fashioned Nintendo Games." Said Travis as he attempted to stab Luigi in the arm.
Luigi rolled out of the way and swiped his hand across Travis' shoulder. Travis cried out in pain and clutched his arm. He looked down to see a blackened burn mark. Luigi burned Travis' arm with his lightning. Mario punched Travis from behind. Travis was quickly getting man handled by the Mario Bros.
"You know what?" said Travis as he activated his beam katana and jumped at Mario.
The brothers moved out of the way just in time to avoid being impaled by the blade. They yelled out in pain from the intense pain. Travis continued to swing his sword at them. Mario fell to the ground and held his stomach. Mario's Stomach was singed by the blade.
Travis giggled and kicked Mario in the face. He quickly kicked Luigi in the knee. He slashed Luigi's stomach open and then stuck his katana through his head.
Mario fought through the pain and punched Travis in the leg. He kicked Mario to the ground.
Travis grinned and raised his katana over his head. "It feels so good to be a badass again!"
He then looked at his hand which was covered in blood. He looked down at his own stomach, to see it was bleeding. While he wasn't looking, Luigi fired a lighting bolt through Travis.
"What the fuck?" Said Travis.
A 1-up symbol appeared by Luigi and he gave a thumbs up. He then handed Mario another mushroom, healing him yet again! Mario and Luigi used the same blue flame attack they intended for Bowser earlier and then launched it towards Travis. Travis was about to dodge, but he couldn't move. An armored Koopa grabbed Travis by the ankle, preventing his escape.
The Koopa looked at Travis and smiled. "Bowser's gonna rape you in Hell!"
The fireball consumed them both, leaving nothing but a pile of ashes behind. Mario and Luigi looked up at the sky as the same helicopter from before arrived. The same woman slide down the same rope.
"Mario and Luigi, you've defeated Travis Touchdown, you are now ranked 10 by the U.G.A!" Said Sylvia.
Mario cleared his throat. He had a bit of flem stuck in there and then spat out a disgusting amount from his mouth.
"Ah, much better. I can talk again." Mario said. "Wait, what?"
"The U.G.A stands for Ultimate Gamer Assissination. You're in a survival death game with other video game characters! You can't back out now, someone will come for you anyways, so you might as well for for them first! Good luck! Don't die!"
Sylvia then got on a hoverboard and flew back to the helicopter. The helicopter then turbo sped out of the kingdom.
Luigi took out his bite guard. "Mama mia…"
It's Kill or be killed! Mario and Luigi had no way to back out now. In order to save the Mushroom Kingdom and their own lives, they had to participate in a game of fight to the death! What will happen next? Who knows? Could be fun.
To be continued.
