i am Namikaze Naruto Uzumaki Hellsing, hier of the Hellsing Familly and husband to my 8 vampire wives. not to mention Hellsing's weapon against the new and improoved forcesess of The Vadican Special Defense Force Section 13 The Ascariate Organization, as for how i got where i am now well...
flash back to the night of the kyuubi attack.)
"thank you Bunta my friend."
the Yandaime Hokage said to his summons as he had just now finished sealing the kyuubi into his own son, while elsewhere 8 figures rose from there coffins in the Namikaze Uzumaki Hellsing Manor.
flash to the manor.)
"girls our new master has been born and i think you 7 know what that means."
said a voice out from the shadows, the voice filled with murph and glee belonging too Lollycaurd aka Fem Alucard.
"yes indeed it seems there is mutch work to be done before this place willl be suitible for our master to live in, so what are we just standing here for let us fix the manor for our new master at once."
said an athoritative voice belonging to none other than Sir Integra Fearbrook Wingates Hellsing herself, as she tapped out the last ashes of her sig before retreving another lighting it and placeing it in her mouth.
"do you think our new master will be a nice one, y'know when he's old enough to get his enheritance beeing hellsing itself?"
asked a quiet but sweet voice bellonging to Seras Victoria.
"who knows Seras i mean you remember Minato Samma and Kushina Samma, if our master is anything like them then things will sure to at least be interesting."
replied Hienkel and Yumi to Seras.
"i wonder what they'll be like, do you Zoran?"
asked Rip towards Zoran.
"maybe whats it to you Rip?"
replied Zoran back at Rip.
"nine nine just curious is all."
replied Rip back at Zoran.
"you no Rip they say curiosity killed the cat."
replied Zoran back at Rip.
"nine again silly Zoran, Schrodinger's still alive."
replied Rip back at Zoran.
"Rip that was a figure of speach, plus Schrodinger's not actually a cat just a cat girl vampire."
replied Zoran to Rip.
"hey not like i don't aproove of being what i am but, don't i get any say in this what so ever. actually i think i'll stay out of your and Zoran's drama Rip, afterall even Minato Samma and Kushina Samma both knew you had nine manners anyways bye."
came the voice of Hellsings Resident Cat Girl Vampire Schrodinger after just having roasted both Rip and Zoran at the same time then dipping to avoid retaliation.
flash forward 8 years at the manor.)
Naruto was running for his life from an angry mob of villagers when he came up upon it, a sight that even to trained ambu was imposing as hell. Naruto had axcedently bumpted into his clan compound/manor a place that not even the hokage dared to enter, the Namikaze Uzumaki Hellsing Manor. though not seeing mutch choice in the matter aproached the big compound gate made his hand bleed and whiped his blood over the seal before the seal on the gate took some of his chackra and then the gates opened allowing him entry, Naruto proceeded to enter the gates closeing behind him a his body fell towards the ground before beeing caught by a cat and beeing taken into one of the houses where the cat turned into Fem Schrodinger as she gentley layed him down there. as a thick red and black miasma began to rise from the floor turning into Lollycaurd opting to sit on the side of the coutch closest to Naruto's feet while Schrodinger sat at the side closer to his head stroaking his blonde locks and wisker marks wordlessly asking Lollycaurd if she was jelly even though Fem Schrodinger allready new the answer to that was a big fat yes, Fem schrodinger then looked at Naruto's torn clotheing and decided that this would do no longer for there new master and that he could also use a bath and something to eat or in there case drink.
"Lollycaurd i bilieve that our best next course of action is to get our master 1 new cloathes 2 a bath and 3 a bite to drink."
said Fem Shrodinger to Lollycaurd.
"so you sujest we turn him, you know will need his concent for that or else he'll become a ghoul."
replied Lollycaurd to Fem Schrodinger.
"i-i exc-except..."
said a now consious Naruto to Lollycaurd and Fem Schrodinger as the transfered some of there blood to Naruto, only partialy turning him.
"oh shit welp looks like thats out of our hands now, so now about those 3 things. i guess i'll take care of the bath and food while you provide him with cloatheing."
said Lollycaurd to Fem Schrodinger before going of to prepare Naruto a bath and a blood bag.
"and i'll let you use my coffin while you sleep master."
said Fem Schrodinger to Naruto as he falls back unconsious and she goes to buy him new cloathes.
flash to the vadican.)
a man in priest's cloathes grabs a fallen basketball and takes it over to some kids.
"try not to loose this children."
the man says as he hands the ball over to some children playing, this man is Father John of the catholic church.
"thank you father."
say the children as they take the ball and run of and play.
"john you have been requested for a meeting with Anderson's next of kin, don't worry i'm comming to."
says another priest this one with a beard and glasses, this priest is Father Garcia also of the catholic church.
"greatings Father John and Father Garcia i am Father Alexander Judas, and last time i checked we had some dirty heathens to take care of in the shinobi village of Konoha... ah men."
said Judas as he got out his bayonetes.
"well he is indeed eeger i can indeed say that about him."
says John as he follows Judas to his car.
"i think we'll need this though."
says Garcia as he grabs his shotgun and heads of with John and Judas towards the hidden leaf village.
Chapter End.
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