For when my queen shall lead me to her lair
And fill me with all her fem'nine charms
My restless wand'ring thoughts shall rightly turn
To poor old Bottom and his lonely loins.
For it is virile male who captures me
And holds my balls within his friendly vice;
Those alabaster calves and marble loins
And sinews in his arms that bulge with veins!
Such donkey-headed maleness shall be called
Honorificabilitudinitatibus!
And once my queen has had her fill of me,
And I have had my final fill of her,
I'll strip her of her crown and royal garb,
And say, "Take thyself and thou vajayjay,
And depart thee hence!"
