The Bizarro Dreams are parody recreations of classic SS. Thus, episode 1 debuts with Seiya as the subject dreamer. Seiya, Hyoga, and Shiryu reference Poseidon since it's raining. Seeing the rainfall reminds them.
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The weather for today is rain.
This week begins the June chapter.
BIZARRO DREAMS ALERT!
(Bizarro Dreams episode 1)
Pope – Everything you see happens in a Bizarro Dream.
Seiya – Don't be so dramatic, Pope. This is just a simulation.
[back and forth stare between Seiya and the Pope]
Pope – Young lad, you and I will NOT get along.
[Cassios knocks Seiya and grabs him with one hand]
Cassios – Seiya, I'll never let you have the cloth! It belongs to a pure Greek blood like me!
Marin – Cassios, you dirty cheat!
Shaina – It's Seiya's fault for letting his guard down. Finish him, Cassios!
Cassios – Nah! I ain't gonna squeeze him. I'm gonna chop his ear off!
[Cassios' ear gets chopped off instead]
Cassios – Argh! My ear! You bastard…!
Seiya – All those years of training gave you more muscles and no cosmo. You're not going to succeed!
Cassios – Look, Seiya! I've been a big bully, and I swear I'll be nice now. You forgive me?
Seiya – No! (Seiya uses his Meteor Punch and wins)
[sunset]
Pope – Athena has acknowledged Seiya as a saint. I shall present you the Pegasus cloth.
Seiya (jumps all over the box) Yes! I got the cloth!
Pope – Seiya! That cloth is to protect me… I mean, Athena. You shall not use it to participate in a tournament hosted in the Far East. If you do, saints from all over the world will come after you.
Seiya – That's kind of specific and suspicious.
Pope – Will you stay and become the very best that ever was?
Seiya – Nope! I'm going back to Japan because the plot demands it.
[nighttime at Seiya's house, Seiya is tempted to open the box]
Marin – What are you doing?
Seiya – I want to test this thing to see if it fits.
Marin – Don't blame me if your eyeballs burst.
Seiya – What?!
Marin – That storage case has been "Pandora's Box" since ancient times because good things may happen or nasty things may occur. Seiya, the cloth is meant to protect you…
[Seiya and Marin flee as soldiers chase them]
Seiya – Why are we running, Marin? I'm supposed to leave tomorrow!
Marin – You took the cloth from Shaina's pupil. There's no way she'll let you leave.
[Shaina shows up, Seiya trips on his face]
Marin – Too late…
Shaina – Marin, will you fork Seiya over or fight me to save him?
[Marin sits on a boulder uphill]
Marin – Looks like you need to beat Shaina first.
Seiya – That's not cool!
Shaina – Seiya, I will not let a Japanese like you take the cloth.
Marin – Shaina, you're Italian.
Shaina – Shut up! (attacks Seiya) Thunder Claw!
[Seiya attacks, but Shaina evades all of his punches. She sends him flying, and the straps of his box rip]
Seiya (on the ground) Okay, I need… to use… the cloth…
[Seiya opens the cloth box. Once the energy dissipates, an object resembling a Pegasus appears]
Seiya – Wait! What the heck is this? Is this supposed to be my armor? Looks more like a toy. Okay, armor, come to me! (awkward silence) What? I must assemble manually?!
[Seiya attempts to wear his cloth piece by piece, but the parts are wrongly and poorly put]
Seiya – Where's the freaking instruction manual?
Shaina (sweat drop) Are you serious?
[10 minutes later, Seiya finally puts his cloth correctly]
Seiya – Okay, I finally got it. (tests his punch) So much power! So much responsibility!
[Seiya's test punch injures Shaina's shoulder. He super speeds uphill]
Shaina – Where are you, Seiya?
Seiya – I'm right here!
Shaina – Let's test to see if you know how to use it.
[Shaina attacks, Seiya gets knocked down]
Shaina (shrugs) As expected…
Seiya – Okay, fine, but why is this thing so heavy?
[Seiya gets a heavy beating from Shaina]
Marin – Come on, Seiya. Saints use cosmo. Use your cosmo!
Seiya – But Shaina is a woman. I don't want to hit her.
Shaina – Oh, come on!
Marin – Looks like you're not leaving then.
[random soldiers kick Seiya, already knocked by Shaina, until one of them attempts to pick him up, only for the soldier to feel the burning heat of Seiya's cloth]
Seiya – Don't touch me, you worthless small fries! Pegasus Meteor Punch!
[Seiya's punches blow the soldiers away. Said blows also split her mask in half as the pieces drop to the ground]
Seiya (with helmet in hand) Wow, Shaina! You're hot! And I don't mean just your face.
Shaina – Prepare yourself. I'll be wearing my cloth next time we meet.
Seiya (walks away) Whatever!
[morning]
Marin – Once you're off these mountains, you'll fly to Japan. But what are you going to do there?
Seiya – If I tell you, would you let me see your face?
[menacing stares]
Seiya (fidgets) Just kidding! Just kidding!
[June 2, Saturday - week 1]
Rain falls across the city today, and the BBs remain in the dorm. Seiya, Shiryu, and Hyoga are the only ones in the lounge, while Ikki and Shun are cooped up in their respective rooms.
"It's raining..." Seiya sighs. He looks at the window next to the entrance door, holding the curtain with one hand.
"Well, yeah..." Hyoga says. He sits at the seat Saori sits every Sunday night. "Too bad we can't go out even if we could."
"I can't help but think of this rain as a sign of danger," Seiya says.
"A sign of danger?!" Hyoga asks, shocked.
"Seiya, we already went through that!" Shiryu clarifies. He's sitting on the sofa, reading one of the books from the third-floor library.
"That's right! Although it feels like that happened long ago."
"Yeah! We were just in the sea realm, destroying pillars, fighting those guys, AND facing Poseidon. That was no dream. It was real!"
"Don't forget we got to wear gold cloths for the first time," Shiryu says.
"I got to wear my master's cloth!" Hyoga grins.
"Same here!" Shiryu adds.
"In my case, I wore it twice," Seiya says.
"Though the act of tossing you to the pillar was a risky one," Hyoga says.
"Yeah, but there was no other way to shatter that giant pillar."
Hyoga sweat drops. "You're right about that."
"We did try the Libra weapons, though."
"Right now, this is just... rain."
Seiya closes the curtain and turns to his friends.
"I'm bored! There's nothing to do..."
"Seiya, have you done your homework?"
"What?!" His eyes widen in shock.
"I done mine already!" Hyoga says.
"Same here," Shiryu adds.
"Oh my gosh! I forgot there's lots! Later!"
Seiya zooms upstairs, leaving a trail of dust as Shiryu and Hyoga observe with a sweat drop. They sigh once Seiya goes out of their sight.
"Is that one of the books from the library above?" Hyoga asks.
"Yes! There are so many interesting titles. I read some of them."
"Maybe I should consider reading some of them one day."
Hyoga stands and sits on the sofa next to Shiryu, who takes note when the former rests his head on the latter's shoulder.
"Don't mind me. I just want to be like this for a bit."
He seemingly closes his eyes for a nap and casually lands a hand on his friend's thigh. Shiryu glances before returning to read again.
To be continued...
Expect the Bizarro Dreams to happen once per in-story week for the Sanctuary saga.
