Hey journal San it's me Naruto again, i wanna start wrighting in you more for now on.
so today was wierd, like wierder than usual wierd. first i wake up and theres a naked lady next to me in my bed, then she says that she's SCP-166 "teenage sucubiss.". she says that all adult males are uncontrolably atracted to her and that she can't whear close because they just end up hurting her body, i summoned somone who could posibly help her called SCP-343 "God." and he apeared allong with SCP-073 "Cain." and SCP-076 2 "Able."
"oh no oh no oh no oh shit Cain Able whait!"
"Naruto we missed you so mutch cuz!"
yelled Able while death gripping Naruto in a huge hug.
"brother please get up so that i may do so, this hurts allot."
says Cain as Able helped himself and him off of Naruto, while SCP-343 made whearable close for SCP-166.
"there all better."
said SCP-343 to SCP-166.
"all better thank you so mutch."
SCP-166 said to SCP-343 and then whent over to Naruto hugging him while thanking him as well.
"hmmm i've been thinking, you guys are obvously uncomfertable with the SCP Foundation's whole numbering you thing. like you're all just toys they can throw away whenever they whant, so if i'm supposed to be your guy's summoner i'd like to give you real names for a change."
Naruto says to the SCP's as he then proceed's to ring SCP-662 until Mister Deeds apeers.
"you technicly allready have a name, so i'll call you it Mister Deeds."
says Naruto to Mr Deeds as Mister Deeds then thanks him.
"and since your priety and have a cute voice i'll call you Siren."
Naruto says to SCP-166 as she then thanks him.
"and i'll call you guys the V's short for voices."
said Naruto to the 6 diferent SCP-939's as they all thanked him in unicine.
"and since you guys allready have names i'll just call you 3 God G G, Cain Ni San and Able Ni San."
Naruto said to SCP-343 SCP-073 and SCP-076 2, as in response 343 laughed while patting Naruto on the head in thanks. 073 thanked him dearley saying that he was glad to get to be his Ni San, and 076 2 thanked him while doing a fist bump and despritely trying not to cry.
"and as for you 3, i'll just call you orange pod, yellow pod and tickles."
Naruto said to SCP- 131 A and B and SCP-999 who where all verry happy with there name there summoner had given them.
"hey what are theese 6 files there so dusty, SCP-049 "The Plague Docktor.", SCP-682 "The Hard To Destroy Reptile.", SCP-035 "The Posesive Mask.", SCP-096 "Shuy Guy.", SCP-106 "The Old Man." and SCP-111 "The Dragon Snails." oh kami did i just read those out loud!"
Naruto said as he began to feel sick and SCP-049 materialized in front of him.
"oh my our dear summoner you seem to have fallen ill, here let me cure you."
said SCP-049 as he retrieved some medicine back from his docktor's bag and gave it to Naruto who took it and began to feel better almost ameediatly.
"summoner i checked your symptoms and you seam to have caught a cold while living in this rats nest of an apartment, this is outrageous."
said SCP-049 before leaving the apartment.
"where are you going?."
asked Naruto to SCP-049 as the docktor was leaving.
"to have some words with your landloard about the state of your abode and the health risk it put you in today summoner."
said SCP-049 to Naruto as he left.
"oh my god who put the dragon in the backyard!"
yelled Able as Naruto whent to go see what he was talking about when he saw her Anetesha or SCP-682 was just asleep in his backyard about the size of a horse.
"Able 682 isn't a dragon she's just a big loveable reptile."
said Naruto as he went to lay next to 682.
"what do you mean her?"
asked able to Naruto.
"Naruto Ototo must still remember the inceodent 6 years aggo with you and docktor buck, remember he had managed to subdue 682 while she was in her rage state. that aparentley when he figured out that 682 is female, if what docktor buck said is true and let me remind you brother she was there when it all happened."
answered back Cain.
"mmmmm strawberies Naru Koi is that you, oh god it is i missed you so mutch Naru Koi!"
said 682 as she's just now waking up.
"missed you two Scalesey Chan."
Naruto said back to 682 as just then Able pasess out, as then 682 unfureld her tail to reveal SCP-035 atached to a male manican.
"hello summoner i am SCP-035."
said 035 to Naruto who was currently cudleing with SCP-682, or as Naruto lovingly calls her Scalesey Chan.
"hey there 035."
Naruto replied back at SCP-035 in kind as then he begins to hear deep sobbing.
"um hello is anybody around who wasn't before?"
Naruto asked in any and every random direction before he's then tackled to the ground by a tall huminoid figure he then realizes it to be SCP-096, an SCP he befriended when he was still in SCP Foundation custidy. an then he realized it 096 was hugging him while crying probably genually thinking that after whatever happened 6 years aggo that they would never see each other again, he had to remind his friend that he still didn't think that he was ugly. afterall he had found out that thats the only reason why 096 attacks anyone who looks at it's face, the poor guy is self consious about his apearance to the extreme.
"don't worry 096 we're still friends, i don't think you're ugly at all. so will you please stop being so sad, for me your friend Naruto."
said Naruto to 096 and shortly afterwards they stopped crying and all was calm, then a old sounding laugh was heard and SCP-106 pulled Naruto in his pocket dimension.
"aaah ow hey what happened really, the pocket dimension 106 G G this isn't funny."
said Naruto to 106 as he finally dropped him back in the normal world.
"hahaha Naruto you're so fun to play with, seriously guys Phasilio couldn't of got us a better summoner."
said SCP-106 with a shit eating grin on his face.
"um Naru Kun why are there fire breathing snails in the apartment."
said SCP-166 to Naruto who whent to check for what 166 was talking about.
"oh my god there discustingly adorable Naru Koi."
said 682 who by this time had shrunk to the size of a dolmation in order to enter Naruto's apartment.
"oh it's just SCP-111 "The Dragon Snails." they're mostly harmless, just don't have them around anything flamible because they do indeed breathe fire okay Siren Chan."
replied Naruto back at 166.
"i have returned from your landloard's abode summoner."
said SCP-049 to Naruto, as indeed 049 was back with a bloody scouple.
"049 why is there blood on your scouple did you kill him."
asked Naruto to 049.
"oh no i only stabbed him maybe 3 times tops with it, in short the bakka will live."
replied 049 honestley at Naruto.
"say summoner there are so many of us you know if you wanted you could start a clan, or maybe even bring back the uzumaki clan."
said 049 to Naruto who dicided he liked the idea enough to try it out but first.
"049 since your like a docktor but also like a dad in a way your name will be DocTooSan, and i allready have had a name for you 682 but since your also like a mom it will be Scalesey Kasan. and as for 035 i'll call you Mask, and 096 i'll call you Arms Kun and 106 G G Samma as for 111 i'll call them The Snail Drakes and thats everyone goodni-hey whait wheres G G Samma."
said Naruto before 106 teleported everyone to the Sandaime's Ofice.
"hey Naru look at what i found the old man of the village has been hideing from you your whole life."
106 said while holding The Sandaime Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi of the floor by his collar, with the ambu guard unconsious on the floor.
"G G Samma put Hokage G G down i have know earthly idea what your talking about."
said Naruto to 106 as he put Hiruzen down in his hokage chair.
"your not going to leave killing distance with me untill i tell him are you?"
asked Hiruzen to 106, with 106 simply shaking it's head at him in return.
"Naruto your parents where indeed heroes of the village, afterall your father was the one to seal kyuubi into you. and your mother the one to restrain it so that it wouldn't kill you during the sealing process, Naruto your parents where the yandaime hokage and yellow flash Minato Namikaze and konoha's read death and red hot habenero Kushina of the Uzumaki clan of the whirlpool village. you where called uzumaki instead of namikaze because your father made allot of enimies when he killed over 1000 iwa nins with a single jutsu in the third great shinobi war, and you have two god parents the toad sanin jiriyah and slug sanin tsunade senju. i'm sorry for keeping secrets, i just wanted to keep you safe."
said Hiruzen to Naruto.
"so can i live in the compound because to tell you the trut am looking to restart the uzumaki clan in konoha with my special summons as members of the clan and me as the clan head."
Naruto then explains what he knows about SCP's and the SCP Foundation so far, as well as his plans for what he calls the SCP Uzumaki Clan to Hiruzen in wich Hiruzen decides to overule the elders, civilian council and his rival Danzo by allowing for the clan to be formed nameing Naruto the clan head.
"Cat, Boar, Rat and Dog i want you to furnish the old Namikaze Uzumaki compound allong with helping Naruto here aclimate to life as a shinobi clan head of the leaf."
Hiruzen told his Cat, Boar, Rat and Dog masked ambu.
"Hi Hokage Samma!"
soluted the 4 ambu before going of towards his clan compound with him and the SCP.
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Chapter End.
