A Wonderful Life

By: SomeRandomPerson648

Chapter 15, Wanderings

A/N: Hey guys! I am finally back from being incredebly lazy. Just a heads up, I used google translate for two words, the first one is in japanese, and the second is in hindu, you'll see what I mean in a bit. Anyway here is the chapter, enjoy!


In Cell's travels he found many things he considered intriguing. Some of which will have their effects in the near future, while others will take effect over a larger portion of time. But wether or not the effect is positive, the focus of Cell, is the cause. The cause of petty revenge against those who have ever wronged him before...

And it wouldn't hurt if he had his own form of fun...


Cell hummed to himself as he flew in the deep and dark space. Though it was all in his head, he needed to do SOMETHING while he died of boredom

So far he came up empty as far as sightseeing. He had been browsing planet after planet nonstop for what seemed like an eternity. The only points of interest he found was a planet full of bugs similar to him

Other than these events, nothing happened to Cell since he left Earth

"If I knew that I would be this bored than I would have blown up a few planets, see what kind of kick it'd give." Cell mused before he saw what seemed like an odd spectacle. He stopped in his tracks as he spotted a giant square planet with a large dead-looking tree in the middle of it, making the 'planet' look like one massive potted plant

"Strange. I can't seem to sense any life, not even in the tree. At least this is something to distract myself with." Cell thought before he flew towards the planet, drawn to it by its bizarre nature

It was a large planet with lots of grass and a large forest surrounding the large center. But strangely enough, the place seemed to be well kept. The grass was trimmed short and there was a long pathway that cut through the grass and led towards the large tree. Whoever or whatever made this place took great care of it, enough though Cell couldn't sense anyone nearby

Cell finally landed and decided to casually follow the path to further explore the planet, he'd gotten this far, why not look around some more. For all he knew the place was abandoned. He looked around to see the strange sights, the blueish grass, the large orange hue that radiated from the planet and made up the atmosphere, and even the dead trees that were in the distance

Cell admired the beauty of the planet as he walked in. It was empty and cold, with twisted dead trees everywhere, very spacious

"Someone seems to prefer dead trees over living ones."

Cell continued walking for several minutes, not in the least bit bored by the lonely environment. He could live well here, the solitary atmosphere and the well kept lawn were strange, but surprisingly tasteful to Cell

That was until Cell finally encountered what looked like another person. Odd, he swore he couldn't feel any ki emanating from this person, but he was clearly a living, breathing person

The stranger had light blue skin and white hair that made one large, curved spike. He wore a strange cloth that was sitting on top of his marron robe with large black and white shoes. He also had a strange yellow and blue scepter with a black gem floating above it. Finally, and most noticeably, there was a light blue ring that set on his chest . The man looked very feminine, but something about him told Cell that he was male

The unusual and mysterious man didn't seem to mind, or even notice Cell, who was very taken aback by the sudden appearance. That was until he realized there was a feint familiarity

"Ah! It seems I've stumbled upon gold!" Cell thought as he casually approached the man. After a while the man realized of Cell's presence and floated forward with a blank expression, neither hostile nor curious

When the two men faced each other, Cell bowed respectfully with a hand in his back and one on his heart. The blue man lowered his head slightly to regard Cell

"Hello, and whom do I have the pleasure of meeting?" The man questioned politely. He hadn't seen another person in hundreds of years, but this one was far less frightful than most

"Greetings, I am Cell, a Bio Android from Earth. I have set off on a journey through space and stumbled upon your abode. And whom might you be?" Cell spoke eloquently, knowing full well who he was

The other man chuckled at the bug man's confidence, he didn't really know who he was speaking to, he guessed. It would be best to humor him

"My my, now that is a new one. I am Whis, the assistant of the God of Destruction. Tell me, what is a 'Bio Android' doing on the planet of the God of Destruction?" Whis asked as Cell smiled politely, not wavering in his demeanor, which Whis found impressive

"Well, to make my history a long story short, I am a blend of a few different species, crafted by an evil scientist of a long forgotten faction of a war. I have just recently recovered from near death and I now search the universe for something...interesting." Cell explain in detail, Whis chuckled again. Guess he wasn't afraid of revealing himself either

"Oh ho ho. So you're the one I sensed a while ago, the one causing mayhem on a distant planet. I would have awakened Beerus to destroy you and Buu if it wasn't taken care of soon." Whis said, remembering the events of a few weeks ago. "The Kaio shins had pleaded that I awake Beerus, but everyone knows what happens once he awakens." He mused, expecting to get a hint of fear from Cell. It was common for mortals to quake under the presence of Lord Beerus, though it seems that they didn't do the same for his humble attendant

"Ah, I see. I did cause a great deal of commotion back on Earth. I had to 'blow some steam' in a way. But after my tragic passing I was summoned back to life because of another's ambitions. In hindsight planetary domination is...a bit overrated."

"Well, I do ask, what are you exactly?" Whis asked curiously. Confidence aside his Ki felt unique and yet familiar in a sense. Surely he could remember who it was, but decades tend to slip by like water for Whis

"Me? I am an artificial life form. I have the DNA of the galaxy's former tyrant, Frieza, as well as his father's. I also have DNA from the Saiyan survivors Prince Vegeta and Kakarot, as well as Namekian genes, to name a few." Cell boasted. "With my slew of DNA I have the ability to regenerate my body and gain power from any near death experience. I can use any of their techniquies also hold the past memories of all the fighters as well."

"I see, very intriguing indeed." Whis said while he held his right hand over his chin, this person really didn't have much to hide. And yet, he also has the blood of Frieza and King Cold? He could see the semblance in a way, but not by much

"And speaking of Saiyan, do you happen to know the legend of the Super Saiyan God?" Whis asked curiosly. The legend had been on Whis' mind for the longest of time, but he can't leave the planet for answers without Lord Beerus

Cell was confused by the question, Super Saiyan God? He hadn't heard of anything of the sort. None of his memories had mentioned it either. There was the legend of the Super Saiyan, and the Legendary Super Saiyan form, but no Super Saiyan God

"To be truthful, I haven't the slightest idea of what you refer to. I have memories of both Vegeta and Frieza, and neither have heard such a transformation." Cell said, to Whis' disappointment

"I see, it seems that it is a tale lost in time." Whis sighed, guess that settles it

Cell, however, had a better idea

"But, I do have a recommendation for you." Cell said, intriguing Whis

"Oh? What is it that you recommend?"

"Come to Earth!" He exclaimed. "It'll be a lively expirence for you I'm sure! If memory serves me right, Beerus was a fanatic for tasty foods. Earth has lots of delicacies for you to enjoy!" Whis smirked slyly, so Cell did know who he was

"In addition, Earth has these seven crystal balls called the Dragon Balls. When you gather all seven, you summon a wish granting dragon. Maybe, you could wish about more details of the legend. What do you say?" Cell offered Whis. To which he had to think about for a bit

"This offer does sound intriguing. But I will have to decline for now. Lord Beerus is still sound asleep at the moment, but I will inform him of this upon his awakening." Whis said, to Cell's delight

"Well then, we have a deal. I would love to stay, but I do have a journey to continue. Farewell, Angel of the God of Destruction." Cell, bowing once more. He then dashed backwards a few feet before quickly launching himself upwards towards the 'sky'. Whis waved goodbye as Cell left the planet's atmosphere

"What an interesting creature."


Three Earth weeks after his encounter with the God's Angel, Cell finally found another point of interest...


Cell quickly flew towards the group of energy signatures he had sensed the day before. Given that he could sense them from countless miles away meant that they were really powerful, something that Cell took into account. They were all wicked and twisted of heart, showing great promise to him as well

Cell finally had the planet in sight, and to his pleasure, it was in ruins. With his advanced eyesight he could see cities fallen to the ground, piles of bodies everywhere, and everything was burning. There was a large ship on the planet, and Cell could feel the five energy signatures in one single area. Cell landed sofly in the middle of a burning city as he looked up ahead, ignoring the carnage around him

He looked up to see five blue skinned warriors in a few different spots. The first was at the left, strangling a lifeless corpse with thin blue wires made out of Ki. He was short, and he wore a cherry red shirt with large shoulder bags and long sleeves. He had a dark purple turban on his head, and he wore a strange golden necklace that hung over his chest. He had white pants and a blue cloth that wrapped around his waist, with yellow boots and golden earrings. He was the shortest of the group, and he was the only one with a turban

The second was further to the right, stepping on a corpse to make the bones crunch loudly. He was tall and bulky, with a wild orange mohawk. He wore a small dark purple vest with an exposed chest and yellow gloves. He had white pants with a gray strip at the crotch area and yellow boots. He also had golden earrings and a brown necklace with two gold peices. He looked to be the bulkiest of them all, and most likely was more about brawn than wit

At the right was another man, driving his thin sword through the hearts of the innocent. He had wild orange hair that was lifted up by a dark purple bandana. He wore the same styled shirt as the short one, but it was black instead of red, with a more exposing V-neck. He had a bright red cloth slung around his left shoulder and wrapping around his torso, and he wore the same white pants as everyone else, along with the yellow boots. He had a brown leather sheathe at his hip, and he had the same necklace and earrings as the rest. He looked cunning and intelligent, but he also looked battle hungry and wild

A little to the left was the only female, shooting many bystanders and buildings afar. She had long, sink orange hair that curled. She had a navy blue tube shirt, with a white unzipped vest over it. She wore the same white pants and yellow boots, but she also had black arm sleeves that covered her forearms and a dark purple cloth that loosly wrapped around her waist. She also had the same earrings and necklace, only her necklace had a single golden peice insead of two. She was the only female of the group, and she was extremely attractive. But beneath her guise there was cruelty marked in her eyes

The final blue skinned warrior was in the middle, lifting someone by the neck and snapping it. He had a tied black bandana that covered his head, but still allowing the long and wild orange hair to flow to his back. He had a bright blue jacket that was the same as the shirts, however, it was unzipped and it had a large flap that fell to his ankles and showing the red linen interior. He wore the same white pants and yellow boots, but he also had a black cloth loosly wrapped around his waist, and the same golden earrings. But insead of just one necklace, he had three, each with a varrying amount of gold peices, and he also had a deep scar across his face. He was the most powerful, which logically ment he was the leader of the group

"So you all are the energies I sensed. If I'm being honest, I'm very glad that you all are monsters, makes my job much easier." Cell shouted, attracting the attention of the pirates. Everyone stopped what they were doing to look at Cell, the only one who dared confront them

"And who the hell are you?" Asked the tallest man. The leader threw the lifeless corpse to the side and floated forward. The rest of the gang stopped their actions and floated forward to confront Cell too

"Me? I'm just a lonely traveler! Now, who might you be?" Cell said, making the group laugh

"You don't know who we are? Why, we're the Legendary Galaxy Soildiers of course! Surely you've heard of us!" The smallest one boasted

Suddenly, Cell understood who they were. They were a bothersome group that occasionally destroyed a planet under Frieza's rule. Though he never did see them personally. Rumors are that they're the last of their race and once confronted the Kais themselves, escaping unscathed. But legends are just that, legend

"Ah! You people." He exclaimed, a little disappointed. "I have to say, this is unexpected. What brings you all to this side of the galaxy?" Cell asked, last Frieza remembered, they usually stayed at the upper areas of the galaxy, sometimes in different galaxies all together

"What's it to ya'?" The smallest one commented, but with casually slapped by the leader

"Enough lip." He spoke firmly and with authority making the smaller man stiffen straight along with the others

"A few years ago we heard there was a big battle on the planet 'Earth'. Someone said that the power even surpassed that of the captin, so we killed him and went our way there, but we aren't in a rush." The female warrior explained, without punishment from the leader

"Excelent! I was just about to mention Earth! You see I hail from Earth, and technically speaking, I am the source of power you all are searching for." Cell said, further intriguing the leader of the group

"Oh? Then I'll introduce you to the group. The short bastard is Bujin, he's weak, but he has his uses. The taller one is Bido, he's always got his head in his biceps. The one with the sword is Kogu, he doesn't like to get his hands dirty. The chick is Zangya, she's mainly here to, 'heat up our beds at night.'" The leader said, getting a few dirty looks behind his back. The leader walked forward until he was just in front of Cell, smirking as he sized him up, he didn't look very strong, but he sure could act like it. Either this guy had guts or he was a moron

"And I, am Bojack. The most powerful in the universe. Now, show me what you can do."

With little warning Bojack pointed his hand at Cell, signaling an attack. Suddenly, the rest of the crew of bandits dashed forward and attacked Cell all at once. Bido threw a hard punch that sent Cell flying backwards, followed by Bujin quickly flying up to him and punched his back, sending him flying upwards. Both Zangya and Kogu circled around Cell

As Cell flew, the two jabbed, kicked and stabbed Cell before he was stopped by a beam from above, sending him crashing downwards all over again. Cell got back up, only to be wrapped in blue strings that quickly drained his energy. He looked around to see that everyone had wrapped him in strings, except Bojack, who flew down to meet Cell face to face

"You aren't all what you said you'd be." Bojack said, forcing a chuckle from Cell

"Do you really expect me to use my full power on your subordinates? Well then, prepare to be amazed." Cell said before screaming at the top of his lungs

Suddenly, his body overflowed with ki as he dropped his restraint, a technique in which he applied a mental and energetic barrier around himself to restrain his own power. Bojack gasped as burning yellow energy coursed back into each string, forcing everyone that held him back to release him as a jolt of electricity stunned them momentarily

Once he was free, Cell quickly shot a few Ki blasts at everyone except Bojack. Everyone managed to narrowly dodge his assault, giving him the opening he wanted. He semingly teleported in from of Zangya and punched her in the gut before grabbing her arm and throwing her towards Bujin. He then dashed after Bido and slammed into his face, sending him flying backwards

Cell dashed behind Kogu, who had managed to regain his senses. He quickly chopped the two sides of his neck directly onto where his jugular veins would be. Luckily for Cell, his gamble was correct, Kogu immediately started choking through lack of air, allowing Cell to land a brutal kick to the side of his skull, knocking him out and shooting him into the ground

Bojack smirked as he saw his opponent effortlessly beat his crew, guess he did have the power to boot

"Well, it seems that I might have underestimated you. So how about you show me the rest of that power?" Bojack demanded. Before he could do anything, however, Cell shot a small purple ball from his finger. It landed on Bojack, causing him to freeze in place as his nerves were suddenly stiff

"Save it for later. Now, what I came here for." Cell said with much less charm than before as he floated towards Bojack, who struggled to move an inch

"I want you and your little group to go to Earth." He ordered seriously. "There, you'll find fighters simillar in power to me. There, you can prove that you're the 'strongest in the world.' If you don't do so within a year, then I will come back and finish what I started. Deal?"

"Tch, is that a threat?" Bojack laughed, the energy that bind him wasn't impressive to him

"Sure, let's call it that. I mean, unless you don't want to test your strength against people who're FAR stronger than I am now."

Bojack contemplated the offer, but before he could accept Cell was already flying away

"And one more thing, this is just in case you make it too early." Cell shouted back before shooting a thin beam towards their ship out of spite. It went through the thick and beefy vessel, making the engine explode violently from the inside with a loud 'BOOM.' He then flew away from the planet, leaving the filthy space pirates to be stranded...


A few weeks after his encounter with Bojack, he was confronted by a spaceship

It was in the shape of half a sphere. The bottom had four metal legs on it, while the top had a small cockpit. It was blue, with a large white stripe down the middle and a jaged symbol on the front

Cell knew it to be a standard spaceship of the galactic patrol, that pesky government that annoyed the Frieza Force but made no effort to overtake it. The alien inside was a buglike alien, with some humonoid features

The ship attempted to arrest Cell, something about trespassing private planets and destroying one or two uninhabited planets, but Cell decided to blow up the ship, along with a nearby planet to spite them. It was annoying when people got in his way for no reason

Afterwards, he flew towards a more civilized area...


Cell landed upon a still mechanical planet that appeared more in line with a sizable building on a drifting plane instead of a normal moon. This structure was surrounded by several spaceships, and was made from a mixture of white, grey and silver metal. He looked around and saw a veriety of different shperical structures. By his knowledge he understood that it was a sort of 'pit stop' for spaceships, providing fuel and food for its patrons

He looked ahead and saw a silver structure with a a large logo on it. It read as 'Spacy's' in a common language that apparently only Frieza and Vegeta knew of. He entered the diner and saw many different people inside, many were humanoid, almost exactly like humans save for a change in hair color. A few other aliens were different, mainly a variation of skin color and head shape or just bug-like altogether. Cell walked over to the large receptionist desk with several people behind it to meet a red skinned lady with white hair. She wore an orange apron and she had the logo of the diner on her chest, a large letter 'S' in bright colors, unmistakably like the s in English language rather than any other

"Hello, Welcome to Spacy's, I'll take you right this way." She said in the universal language. She walked out of the desk area and procceded to guide Cell through the large lobby full of tables and booths. By the structure of the room there was a large circular room that housed the kitchen, the remainder of the circular restaurant revolved around it. The colors were also interesting, the primary colors being white and grey with accents of a bright orange

Cell was seated in a small booth, at the very back of the restaurant. Though he had to shrink his wings a little so he could properly sit in the same way he would change his body during his transformations

"What are we going to drink today?" The lady asked Cell as she passed him the menu for the drinks. Cell skimmed through the menu to see the wide selection of food. In the universal language, the drinks were spelled with many letters and syllables, people would think it was complex name. But to Cell, many of those names translated to a common drink served on earth in different languages, only with the word 'space' in front

"Yes, I would like to take the Supesukokusu and the Antariksh Pepsee." He ordered, who wrote it down in a small notepad

"Alrighty then, here's the menu, and I'll come by with your drinks." She said as she passed him a large menu and left. Cell looked through the menu to see the same theme with the food

"Who the hell came up with the names?! Space Chicken? Space Omelet? Space Burrito? They shouldn't even have the same ingredients as Earth yet they manage to replicate the image almost exactly!" Cell thought to himself as he viewed the large menu, ranging from western food like burgers and french fries, to eastern foods like rice and noodles

He decided to eavesdrop on a few people with his advanced hearing, already having made his decision. He listened in on a few conversations, some were casual, friends hanging out or relatives, while some were of two drunken strangers and couples. But one peaked Cell's interest the most. It came from two men at the front of the room

"...and that is why I'll never go to my inlaw's side of the galaxy ever again." The young, male voice said. There was and audible gasp from the other man

"Holy shit! Now that's a weird story."

"So...have you heard of the recent dead planets?" The first man said, to which the second sighed

"Sadly, yes. Who the hell is destroying them though?"

"I hear it's a Saiyan by the name of Turles. Rumor says he started to destroy more planets once the Frieza Force stopped it's activity. I'm sure he'll start to slow down once the Cooler Force reaches this side of the universe."

"Hopefully, I heard that Cooler's less of a bastard than his brother. At least he'll rule the planets kindly. In a way." The second man said

"Bullshit, I'm sure he's the same as that bastard." The first man said before the two got up and left

"So dear brother is absorbing all of Frieza's assests. Who would of thought he had it in him. And Turles...Turles Turles Turles...Ah! Turles!" Cell thought as he remebered about Turles through Frieza and Vegeta. By what he knew he was a low class Saiyan that defected from the army and became a pirate, and a troublesome one at that

While he was deep in thought, the waitress came back with the two sodas. "Here you are, your drinks. Now, have you thought of what to order?"

"Ah, yes. I've decided to order one of everything." He said, taking the waitress aback

"Um, Excuse me? I must've heard you wrong. You said one of 'everything'?" She said, to which Cell nodded in response. She chuckled a little as she wrote down the order

"Huh, never expected someone so fit to be another heafty eater. And you're in luck, we here at Spacey's have many chiefs, so it'll take an hour at most." She said before leaving

"Huh, I guess there ARE creatures that match the appetites of Saiyans, who knew." Cell thought. He decided to eavesdrop on a few more conversations, but none were as informing as the one before. These mainly talked about the Cooler force, or their life stories. One mentioned of a planet with a strange religion, a planet called Luud, though it wasn't compelling enough for Cell to pay much attention

Cell observed his right hand as he willed the color to change from white to blue. With his Frost Demon and Saiyan DNA, plus his control over each and every cell, it was easy for him to change the shape and color of his body. But with the topic of Frieza's brother, and how Cell can transform into a variation of the War Machine form, he wondered. Could he revert back into his Imperfect form?

"Well, Frieza and the Frost Demons have the ability to revert to and from restriction forms, but my previous forms are mere stages, not forms. I could attempt to make two restricton forms as Frieza had, but thoose would be wild takes on HIS forms. But then again, my counterpart was able to revert back into his Perfect forms off of memory I hear, so I should be able to revert back into my Imperfect form if I tried. But I'm not sure about my Semi-Perfect form, since I went straight to my Perfect form. But it should be wired into my programing, I could revert if I tried." Cell thought before concentraiting his will into his right arm

He struggled to transform as Frieza had done many times, things like these required practice he figured. He was, however, able to change the shape of the arm back into it's lush green self with thin fingers, but he couldn't feel any hinderance of his power. He changed his arm back into it's previous state and instead focused into his whole body

After many minutes he could feel change. He could feel his power drop significantly as his body changed shape and color. After a few seconds, he successfully managed to revert back into his Imperfect form. However, it was unconfortable to sit, his shortened wings now stretched lower than his waist, and his tail wrapped uncomfortably around his legs. With a little more force, his wings contracted enough for him to sit properly, and his tail shortened so it didn't loop several times around his lower legs, but instead went down to wrap around his waist once

"Fascinating, and with this power level, I should be able to easily defeat 17 or 18 one on one. But I'm not sure about the Super Saiyan 2 form, considering that I haven't measured my strength properly before." Cell theorized before the waitress came by with a few plates, though she first hesitated with confusion

"Um, are you the one with the large order?" She asked, to which Cell nodded

"Oh, I will never get used to customers doing that. Anyway here is your order. I will come by a few more times to put the rest down."

"Hm, she seems very understanding for a normal person." Cell noted. He then regarded the three plates of food before him, the first of many

One plate had a few chicken tenders, another had spaghetti and meatballs, and the third had a steak. Cell grabbed the tender and took a bite out of it. To his shock, it tasted almost identical to American chicken tenders. Cell then grabbed the oddly shaped fork and used it to stab the steak. He took a bite out of it to discover that it tasted like Earth meat, and yet were did they get the cow? Or the chicken?

"How?! This shouldn't be possible!" He said before deciding to go all in. After a while, the lady came by once again to give him a couple more plates

For half an hour Cell ate wildly as he consumed a wide assortion of foods. Some were japanese dishes, others were indian, and a few were american, each somehow simulating the exact same taste as their originals. After half an hour, a large stack of plates towered over him while he sat in peace, satisfied. It had been months since he got his fill on food, though if he were to absorb people that wouldn't be a problem

"No, too much of a hassle. I'd rather stick to eating, makes things simpler."

The red skinned lady walked over with a few more waitresses. Each took a stack of plates and carried them away to the large kitchen. However, Cell called the red skinned lady back before she left

"Excuse me, but I have to ask. How is it that this food tasted like Earth food?" He asked, to which the lady responded easily

"Oh, right, you're new here. Well, the owner of this restaruant actually came from Earth, to answer your question. We just use a machine to recreate the ingridients." She said before disappearing into the kitchen

"A human created a diner in space? That actually explains the basic name." He thought as the woman returned with her notepad

"Alright, here is the check." She said before leaving once more. Cell looked at the large reciept and seeing the price

"1000 Shanex. Now what the hell is a Shanex?" He thought to himself. In Frieza's memory he didn't know many of the Galaxy's currencies, his subordinates were the ones to do the inversions

Cell looked around to find anything he could use, and to his luck he found a wallet loosely fastened on a man's pocket. On a whim Cell snatched the wallet with his mind and now held it in his hand

He rummaged through the wallet and eventually found what appeared to be a gold metal coin that was streamlined to appear like a hexagon in a way. In no time Cell was able to use his acute senses to accurately register every element of the coin before kindly returning the wallet the way he stole it

Cell then created a large sum of money using his demon creation skill, not only enough to pay the bill but also a sizable tip as well just as he left

As he walked out of the diner he continued to take a feel for his imperfect body

While he was very interested in the fact that he could hold the form...he didn't exactly want to. There was something about the feel that was different from his perfect form

"This body...it reminds me all too much of my suffering... The horrid image that was set for me long ago... But that's no more. This body dies with those memories." Cell swore to himself as he reverted to his Perfect form

"Well that was fun. But now, back to the task at hand." He said before flying away from the mechanical planet...