Title: Nothing Major
Author: badly-knitted
Characters: Ianto, Jack.
Rating: PG
Written For: Challenge 783: Damage at torchwood100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: The SUV has sustained some damage.
Disclaimer: I don't own Torchwood, or the characters.
A/N: Double drabble.
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"Jack?"
"Yes, Ianto?"
"What the hell did you lot do to the SUV this time? It was fine when I cleaned it this morning, but now it looks like it belongs in a junkyard!"
"Relax, it's nothing serious, just minor cosmetic damage. I'm sure most of the scratches can easily be buffed out."
"Really? And exactly who do you expect to do this buffing? Not to mention cleaning off the dried mud plastered all over it, including the roof. And where are the windscreen wipers and the driver's side wingmirror?"
"One of the wipers is in the boot, with the mirror. Not sure what happened to the other one; the giant alien slug might've eaten it, but it didn't turn up when with blew old sluggy apart, so I can't say for sure."
"Giant alien slug? Why is this the first I'm hearing about that?"
"You weren't here. It's hardly my fault you were doing the shopping when the Rift alert happened. I would've thought you'd be pleased I didn't call you in to help."
"Oh yes, I'm delighted you didn't interrupt while I was buying your biscuits. You just left all the clean-up for me when I got back."
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The End
