Avenging

Act III, The Animal Farm

Chapter 7

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[ chapter: The Gunsmith Cats hit Japan and accepted a contract on the Avengers. Cougar killed Black Cat and is now in charge of the Phantom Cats. Thor tried to shower with Bucky, and Ryouga helped Ukyou against the villainous '8-Ball', whereupon she promised to help Ryouga track down Ranma.

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The journey of a thousand miles, the journey that began with a single step, had at last drawn to its conclusion.

Ryouga looked across the lot toward his longtime foe. The resemblance between this and the battleground Ryouga had challenged his arch-nemesis to, the one he had cowardly ran way from, was strong. How appropriate that, after years of wandering, Ranma should be run to ground in a place that was so similar to where the chase had begun. It was symmetrical, like a pair of book ends. And not the cute kind that were designed to look like animals, but the plain, metal type that had that bizarre art deco look.

Ranma had brought friends, the coward. Ryouga recognized Ranma's father. There was another older man, who was new, as were the three girls with him. The girls were roughly Ryouga's age, except maybe the tallest one, who might have been a handful of years older.

But Ryouga had brought an ally. At least he thought of her as one. Ukyou Kuonji, that nice girl who had fed him after he dispatched that ridiculous Goofball. Or was it 8-Ball? It didn't matter. Anyone that tried robbing people with a pool cue deserved to be beaten up. Upon learning of the grudge Ryouga had against Ranma, Ukyou had been kind enough to arrange a confrontation between the two of them. She was so nice. It was impossible to see how Ranma could have dumped Ukyou as a fiancée. Okay, according to Ukyou it was Genma who had screwed up her life, but Ryouga bet Ranma had something to do with it. He was that kind of guy.

Finally, it began as Ranma started to walk toward him. Refusing to be look like a coward, Ryouga walked forward as well, intent on meeting Ranma right at the halfway point. And when they met, everything would be settled once and for all, with Ranma lying beaten into a bloody pulp and Ryouga's life would become happiness and sunshine.

The two stopped, not more than an arm's length away from each other. Unable to hold back any longer, Ryouga snarled, "So, Ranma, after countless years and countless miles, we meet again for the first time at last. Every day I've fantasized about this moment and what I'm going to do to you. There's no escape for you this time, Ranma. Because of you, I've seen hell--."

"Yeah, sorry about that. It's completely my fault," Ranma said.

Ryouga stopped in mid-rant. "What?"

Ranma continued, looking as close to contrition as he could manage. "No, really, it was totally my fault. I was dumb in dismissing your story about helping some invisible chick out of hand. I should never have blindly believed a bunch of strange kids, especially since I know ya. I should have investigated to find out if they were telling the truth, but instead I beat you up and bad mouthed you and didn't wait three days to have our fight, when it turns out you're the real victim here. Anyway, sorry for making your life hell."

Ryouga was left adrift like an unanchored ship in the middle of the typhoon. Ranma was supposed to deny everything and then get beaten up in the ensuing fight, not immediately take responsibility for his actions, explain correctly why he had been wrong, and then apologize for his wrongdoing.

A friendly hand slapped Ryouga on the shoulder. Ukyou said, "There you go, Ryouga, total victory for you."

"It is?" But no one had been beaten up. What sort of victory didn't have one's foe smashed for being the bad guy?

The tallest of the girls that had arrived with Ranma approached. "Of course it is. Anyone can punch out someone else, but it takes a real man to accept a heartfelt apology."

"It does?" Ryouga wanted to argue the point, but he couldn't seem to bring himself to disagree with girls. Especially nice ones, like these two.

Now the girl with the wooden cane and limp had made her way to their side. "Yep. I've never heard Ranma apologize about anything until now."

"What did I have to apologize for until now?" Ranma said a touch defensively.

Akane continued, unfazed. "Congratulations on getting him to do something no one else has."

Kasumi continued before Ryouga could come up with a counter-argument. "Only a ruthless thug would beat up a man after he apologized for his wrongdoing. You're not a ruthless thug, are you?"

"No! No. Definitely not." And with that it was sealed, Ryouga realized. While a part of him might not have entirely agreed with the sentiment, there was no way he could beat up Ranma now, or even reject his apology, and not look like the bad guy in front of these girls. He would become that which he had been accused of, that which he had protested from the day it had happened. No way was he proving Ranma's claim valid, if even if it was after the fact.

Ukyou said, "I've only known Ryouga for a little while, but I can tell he's on okay guy."

Another, unexpected quarter spoke up on his behalf "Darn right," Ranma said. "We were the best buds in junior high. He was the only guy tough enough to give me a run for the money."

Ryouga was just plain confused when Kasumi prodded him once again. "So, Ryouga, you accept Ranma's apology, right?"

Ryouga was so deep in it now, even he would think he was he bad guy if he refused. "Yeah, sure."

"All right," Ranma affectionately slapped Ryouga on the back, like he used to do in the old days when the two had been friends. "Hey, you been keeping in shape?"

"Of course," Ryouga said as Ranma draped a brotherly arm around his shoulders and the two began to walk off on their own.

"Good. I still don't have any normal sparring partners to help keep me in shape, and like I said, you were tough enough to always make me have to work for it. Feel like reliving some of the good old times?"

The good old times weren't all that bad, hence the 'good' in it. Actually, hanging out with Ranma had been fun. "Uh yeah, sure." Ryouga allowed himself to be led a few steps before saying, "You know, this really feels anti-climatic."

Ranma said, "What, the whole revenge thing not working out the way you thought? Don't worry about it. I'm sure at some point we'll have another misunderstanding and end up in a fight. That happens a lot in my line of work."

"Line of work?"

"Err, in my life, I mean." Ranma pointed at Ryouga's forehead. "What's with the bandanna, anyway? You a Hulk fanboy, or something?"

"Ah, sort of," Ryouga said warily. "Why don't we spar?" No way was he telling Ranma about his Hulk situation. Though Ryouga was pretty okay with it, it might scare Ranma off since Ryouga could turn big, green, and mean, and turn Ranma into a bloody splatter with the flick of a finger. So maybe it was for the best that things turned out this way. Revenge on Ranma had not included killing him. Just beating him up badly. If he had lost his temper to the degree of Hulking out, well, it wouldn't have been too pretty,

Besides, Ryouga's quest for revenge wasn't entirely over. He still had to get even with that little redhead that had kicked him into the stupid cursed spring.

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"That worked out well." Kasumi was relieved. If Ryouga had changed into the Hulk, Giant Man, who 'just happened to be in the neighborhood', and was shrunken down to ant size nearby, was ready to use some of his shrink gas on Ranma to keep him from getting killed. But it hadn't come to that. Everything had been resolved peacefully and the two old friends were getting along.

"That was wonderful, daughter," Soun said, suddenly appearing and startling Kasumi.

Genma was beside her as well. "Indeed. It's so nice to see you're looking out for Ranma's welfare, just like a potential fiancée should."

Kasumi grimaced. Not wanting someone dead was not the same thing as wanting to marry them. Besides, she was a genuine kick butt superhero, and had had no intention of settling down with anyone in the near future. She had to think of something fast to deflect their attention, or at least belittle her accomplishment.

"I only did the same thing any of us would have done." She indicated her two sisters.

Akane sensed the father's attention redirected her way, and just when things were going good in them locking on Kasumi for becoming the official fiancée. She would have liked to deny Kasumi's claim, but that wasn't the sort of thing any normal person could do, given the way Kasumi had stated it. "Uh, yeah. I wouldn't want to see either of them get beat up."

Nabiki said, "I wouldn't have stopped them."

Everyone stared at her.

"Well, not right away," Nabiki clarified.

That relaxed them somewhat.

Nabiki further clarified. "I would have waited until one of them really had the crap kicked out of them, then I would have offered my services for a fee. I could command a higher price further in the fight, since, when someone is actually losing, since they're more desperate for victory and are willing to pay more than at the outset of a fight."

Everyone was momentarily struck speechless. Then Kasumi said to her father, "What amazing financial sense Nabiki has. She's definitely able to run a household's income with that kind of efficiency."

"Uh, well, I supposed that is true," Soun said reluctantly.

"Let's go eat," Kasumi said, satisfied she had thrown off the fathers' sights which had been in danger of settling on her.

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It was hours later that Ryouga wandered around the streets of Nerima, lost in thought. He had sparred with Ranma, and, almost against his will, it had become fun. Indeed, just like 'the good old times', as Ranma had proclaimed them. Pretty much all of the pent up anger Ryouga had directed at Ranma was gone, which was what was currently making him angry. Really, why had he bothered chasing after Ranma for years on end, only to let himself lose by winning? What was the point in it all?

"Ahhhh! Stupid, stupid, stupid! I can't even get revenge right!" Ryouga began to mindlessly bash his head against a wall in frustration.

Unlike most people, Ryouga had success on the tenth head butt of breaking said wall. That his body had been bombarded with high levels of gamma radiation helped the cause, as the physical violence, in combination with the pent up frustration, had turned him into the Hulk.

The Hulk looked at the new pile of gravel his forehead had made. "Why did Hulk do that?" Maybe his head had been itchy.

It was at that point that a beeping began emanating from somewhere around the Hulk. It was a low, steady beep. The noise was just a touch irritating. He searched the area trying to locate the source. He looked in dumpsters, under dumpsters, under a section of the street (by lifting it up), but couldn't seem to find it. After a couple of minutes, the Hulk grew irritated at the noise. He leapt in a direction to get away from the beeping. Instead it stayed with him. Actually, the beeps grew closer together.

"Where is noise coming from?" The Hulk shouted. He leapt again. And again. The beeps grew closer together, then with the next beep they grew farther apart.

"Ahhhh! Hulk wants to get away from stupid noise!" he bellowed at the top of his lungs. Maybe it was time to smash something. Smashing usually made things better. If it didn't, he wouldn't find himself doing it so often.

It was at that moment that Thor dropped down from the heavens and landed next to him. The mere presence of the goddess managed to calm even the emerald behemoth.

"Hammer Girl!" Hulk said, delighted.

"What seems to trouble thee?" Thor asked.

That put his mind back on its previous track. "There is a beeping noise that is following Hulk, but Hulk cannot find it. It's like an itch Hulk can't scratch. Except it's not itchy; just annoying. Hulk thinks if he scratches it hard enough, it will go away."

Thor walked up until she was right next to the Hulk. That made him grin stupidly. Thor reached up and rested her hand on his head. He would have wagged a tail if he had one, or was Tigra.

Thor's hand felt the bandanna, then settled on one spot and pushed it against his head. The beeps stopped, "Tis the emergency signal sown in thy headband, the same one I received. We put on a location beacon so thou couldst' find Avengers Mansion by following the beeps. The closer the beeps are together, the closer thou are to yon mansion. So concentrate on making the beeps louder when they do sound."

"If Hulk does that, will Hulk get to meet Hammer Girl?"

"Err, aye," Thor said with a touch of unease.

"Good." That one was going into the long term memory. The more beeps one heard, the closer to Hammer Girl Hulk was.

The goofy grin on the Hulk's face, made Thor uneasy, but she had no time to worry about it. "I shall lead thee to the mansion." She swung her hammer and threw it in the direction of the mansion. Holding on to the thong, she went with it.

The Hulk leapt after her.

Minutes later, the pair arrived, Sasuke leading them to the hanger bay where the quinjet was about to take off. Thor noted they were the last to arrive. She was delighted to see it was Captain Japan, rather than Bucky, in attendance.

"What be the emergency?" she asked.

Hawkeye was the one to explain. "We got an emergency call. Apparently there's an incredibly powerful super-villain called the 'Basher', threatening some little girl at an oil storage facility in Tokyo. We're on our way to save her."

The Hulk scowled. "'Basher'? That sounds like 'Smasher', which sounds like 'Smash'. Hulk smashes. Hulk does not like it when people try to rip him off. Hulk will show Basher by smashing him."

"I think a lawsuit might be healthier," Giant Man suggested.

Iron Rose said, "Spoken like someone who has never been sued. Believe me, going five rounds with the Hulk is preferable to getting billed for five rounds with a lawyer."

As they spoke, the doors to the hanger opened, revealing the night sky. Thor announced, "Since it be not far, I shall fly alongside yon conveyance."

"I shall as well," Iron Rose said. "Just in case there's no time to land before rescuing the girl."

The Hulk was torn. On one side, he wanted to near Thor. On the other, he knew he couldn't leap as fast as she could fly. Reluctantly he got on the quinjet and buckled himself into his seat. After all, it was dangerous to travel without a seatbelt.

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"Errr, Miss, how long are we going to stay here?"

Minnie-May Hopkins, aka Nitro, the Exploding Girl, looked at the man next to her: the Basher. He was dressed in a normal looking suit with a black mask over his face. Not much of an outfit, though she supposed she shouldn't criticize. She was wearing a cute little dress that made her look about ten instead of her seventeen years. As far as she was concerned, it was just what the occasion called for as the pair of them stood on a platform right next to a giant three story oil tank next to the docks where the oil tankers frequently docked.

Minnie-May looked up to the sky. She had already received a radio report that the Avengers' quinjet was on its way to 'rescue her' from the clutches of the 'horrible supervillain' standing next to her. "Soon. You're getting paid good money for this, you know."

The Basher shrugged. "I know. Thanks to a phone call to the police, and with you as my pretend hostage, the police will be here. Once they arrive, I will kill them all. And get paid for it too, which is great, since my job at the diner doesn't pay squat."

"What exactly is your super power anyway?"

The Basher pulled several fist-sized balls from the pocket of his pants. "With these!"

Minnie-May was a bit disappointed at the revelation. She thought he was someone who had something to brag about. "Are they filled with explosives?" Minnie-May liked explosives. It might give them something talk about while they waited.

"Are you kidding? If I ever dropped one, it might blow up on me. These are just hard balls. But I have a mean throwing arm. Watch." He drew back and threw one of the balls a hundred feet away. It clunked against a dumpster and dropped to the ground.

The Basher laughed maniacally. "Oh yes! Soon the police will learn what it means to fear my power!"

Minnie-May released a tired sigh. That really was about as silly as you could get. Well, no, there was the 'Ringer.' Although maybe wrapping people up in metal rings was better than hitting them with hard balls. It was something of a toss up.

Oh well, what was about to happen would be a service to the super-villain community. She continued looking bored until a low flying vehicle with an unusual design came into sight. "Here they come. Menace me."

Minnie-May cowered while The Basher raised his arms up in a 'Frankenstein Monster' manner.

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In the approaching quinjet, everyone spotted the figures next to the oil storage tank.

Giant Man was the first on the communicator. "Listen up. It looks like we got here just in time. We should—"

"Thor shall save the day!" she announced over the communicator as she flew right for the pair.

"We should really have a plan," Giant Man pointed out, not that that slowed the Goddess of Thunder down. He sighed. "We'll just wing it, like we always do." He took the quinjet into a landing pattern.

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Unable to see any police, the Basher finally looked up and saw the approaching Goddess heading right toward him. He looked in terror at Minnie-May. "Oh my god! That's the Avengers! I can't fight them!"

"Don't worry. You won't have to fight them," Minnie-May informed him. "Thor was the only one Bullseye was worried about. I was sort of hoping to lure them all in, but as long as she's first, she's all that matters. Rally can handle the rest with the special items she got from our employers."

"What can you do to someone that powerful?!" the Basher screamed.

"This."

And Minnie-May Hopkins, living up to her nom-de-guerre, exploded.

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To Iron Rose, everything happened at once. The little girl exploded, taking not just the man menacing her, but the oil tank directly behind her, easily shattering the container and igniting the oil within. That explosion lit up the night sky for miles around, the fireball engulfing Thor, who had just come in for a landing next to the villain.

Even as the shockwave from the titanic explosion washed over the airborne heroine, her sensors picked up an incoming missile launched from a nearby building. She quickly calculated the trajectory, realizing it had not been aimed at her, but rather the quinjet.

Just as she brought her repulsors up in an effort to blast the missile from the sky, something small impacted with the back of her head. Instantly her armor seized up, everything shutting down. Her eyes widened behind the slits of her faceplate as she plunged headfirst to the ground. She tried shifting in some way to keep from plunging like a rock, tried rebooting her system, but nothing worked. The only thing still running was her pacemaker, which was on its own system

Iron Rose hit the ground headfirst, rendered unconscious in an instant.

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The missile struck toward the front of the quinjet just as it went into hover mode. Its titanium alloy enabled it to keep from cracking in two, but there was a massive hole blown in the side, frying the entire electronics system. The engines cut out and, much like Iron Rose, the ship went straight down into the ground, striking hard. While the craft had been going in for a landing, it has still been high enough that the impact cause significant damage to both aircraft and passengers.

Groans arose from inside the cabin. Including from the Hulk, who had started to doze off right before the explosion and crash.

The emerald goliath looked around wildly at the carnage surrounding him, snapping his seat belt as though it were string. "What happened? Did robots attack Hulk? Robots always attack Hulk."

Captain Japan unstrapped himself from his seat, sore but otherwise unharmed. "Nah, I heard Giant Man shout something about a missile lock and then boom. Speaking of which." He moved over to the pilot's seat where both Giant Man and the Wasp lay unmoving. He took their pulses, then looked more closely at them. "I ain't no doctor, but their breathing's all right and they got steady pulses. We're going to have to take them to a hospital to get them checked up. How are the rest of you?" he shouted into the back portions of the ship.

"All present and accounted for," Hawkeye said, coughing a bit from the smoke that began filling the vehicle, courtesy of the smoldering ruins of the electronics system.

Captain Japan took charge of the situation. Pointing at a tear in the side of the vehicle, he said, "Hulk. Make that hole bigger so we can get out of here."

While not enthusiastic about taking orders from Captain Japan, the Hulk wanted to get out of the ship anyway, so he did as he was ordered. The titanium alloy gave with only the smallest fraction of the Hulk's strength.

The Hulk emerged from the wreckage, looking around. "Where did Hammer Girl GORMPH!"

The reason for the Hulk's sudden, garbled ending to his query was due to a small cylinder hitting him in the face. The object ruptured, causing some sort of red, plastic-like substance to explode over three-quarters of the Hulk's head.

The Hulk was confused and annoyed. Something was now covering his mouth, nose, and face. He grabbed at the substance, intent on throwing it off and smashing whoever had annoyed him this way. However, he quickly discovered a serious problem. The substance was so slick he couldn't seem to grip it. It took some twisting, using a great deal of strength, for his fingers to dig in well enough to get anything like a grip. Once he was convinced he had a good hold, he pulled. The material was very rubbery, and while it stretched out as far as his arm could go, it remained clinging to his face. He lost his hold on the slick substance, and it snapped back into place.

"What the hell is that?" Captain Japan started to emerge from the craft, intent on helping his comrade get rid of whatever the goop was.

"Get down!" Tigra shouted, grabbing Captain Japan by the back of the uniform and throwing him back into the ship. There was a zipping noise as something passed right by where the hero had been a moment before, and a ping as something ricocheted off the side of the quinjet.

"Is sniper," Tigra warned as the Hulk lumbered blindly away from them, trying to bellow in rage as he pulled at the substance engulfing his head.

"Any idea where he's firing from?" Captain Japan asked.

Daredevil edged closer to the hole. "I think from a building to the east, about three hundred yards away. They have an ideal view of the entire ship. No blind spots. They'll have multiple shots at anyone not used to using stealth."

"Damn, this whole thing stinks of a set up," Hawkeye hissed, examining the ruins of her bow.

"Maybe we should just rush out," Captain Japan suggested.

"No, I have a better idea." Daredevil smiled under his mask. "I… hey, where did Tigra go?"

All eyes searched the quinjet, but the were-woman was nowhere to be found.

"She was here a second ago," Hawkeye swore.

But she wasn't any longer, Daredevil's senses made him one hundred percent certain of that. It was remarkable that she could slip away without even him noticing, though he had hardly been focused on her. Still, she was almost as elusive as that Elektra woman.

It mattered little. He never relied on others when he could rely on himself. "She's not needed for what I have in mind. Anyway, here's the plan…"

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High above, in an abandoned warehouse, Rally 'Bullseye' Vincent watched the wreckage of the quinjet, one eye on the crosshairs of her scope, the other watching the entirety of the downed ship. So far everything had gone mostly according to plan. Ideally, Nitro's explosion would have taken out everyone, but since Thor had spearheaded things, she had taken the brunt of the blast, and hopefully was dead. That was just as well, as Bullseye hadn't been confident the one shot 'Piercing Laser' would necessarily be fatal to someone that claimed divinity, and had yet to be debunked.

Iron Rose was a different story. Use technology against technology. Iron Rose had fallen to the Electro-Magnetic Override device, which had affixed itself to head and basically overrode her armor, telling it to shut down by attaching itself to the command system that had to be in her helmet.

The 'Goo' was working on the Hulk. Bullseye had been confident on that one as well, having been given a chance to see it in action. Expanding on contact with air, the substance formed a bond with whatever it was splashed on that would make super glue look like cheap masking tape. At least in the first second. After that, whatever wasn't in physical contact with a solid surface would then turn slick so one could get a good hold on it, and it was so rubbery it would stretch and contort even if one could. An ideal weapon against a one trick brute force pony like the Hulk, though Bullseye had plenty of somna gas capsules that would have done the trick as well.

The missile had brought down the quinjet, though it had taken disturbingly long for it to lock on to the vehicle despite her employer's contention that the tracking system was one of the best in the world. It was only because her employer was providing Bullseye with all of the (largely experimental) weapons that she was able to take out the more powerful super-heroes. Now all that was left was to blow away the remaining, far more vulnerable ones. And if she wanted to do it, she had to move fast, since Nitro would be on her way to the downed quinjet to get her share of the kills. They had a bet going with who could kill the most Avengers. The loser was to pay dinner for the winner for the duration of their stay in Japan, and Bullseye thought she might kill a few more superheroes just to see if she could find a good one.

Just poke your heads out, Bullseye thought to herself. She had nearly nailed the shield toting hero, but someone had pulled him out of the way just as she triggered her shot. She wanted a clean kill, wanted to see a head explode like a piñata full of blood, bone and brains. There had been a moment right after the shot when she thought she saw a strange shadow moving near the edge of the wreck, but it seemed impossible it was anything human. Most likely an illusion produced by the flames and smoke. A lot of smoke was starting to fill the area, thanks to the Nitro's gas explosion.

Then Bullseye saw it: a slender cable snake its way out the hole and around a telephone pole. The movement was quick and the cable nearly invisible. One person out of a thousand wouldn't have seen the motion.

Bullseye was one out of a million. Maybe ten million.

The red blur came streaking out of the hole, swinging on the line. Child's play. She was able to gauge his speed and distance in less than the blink of an eye. She held her breath and triggered the shot that would send a round of fifty caliber death through the air and burst her piñata.

The bullet struck the figure's head cleanly, making it explode in a shower of streamers and party favors.

Bullseye hesitated a full second before realizing she had been had. She tracked her rifle back to the hole, but there was nothing there. Her peripheral vision caught a red blur duck into the nearest building.

Fine. She would be having company soon. She had been prepared for this eventuality. Time to make sure everything was in readiness.

Bullseye abandoned her position and began stationing herself to use the room's set up. However, she had only pulled out her favorite Glock for close quarters work when she sensed more than saw the movement above her. While on a subconscious level she knew there was no way Daredevil had gotten to her this fast, the rest of her was in attack mode. She raised her gun up and snapped off two quick rounds on the vectors most likely to be used by an attacker above her while lowering her body for a tuck and roll. One bullet narrowly missed the cat girl's leg as Tigra leapt for her foe.

Claws shredded Bullseye's trenchcoat, rather than the flesh underneath that had been the target. Bullseye was impressed that the feline not only got the drop on her, but could shred bulletproof material like it was paper mache. Had she not been moving backward, the claws would have gutted something vital for certain.

Bullseye completed the tuck and roll and came up firing with both her original piece, and a second she had pulled from one of her numerous holsters. Tigra was quicker, darting through an empty doorframe and behind an old plasterboard wall that had fallen into disrepair. Bullseye fired through the thin wall, punching small holes in it, but with only one pistol while she switched to a heavier caliber firearm with her other.

She emptied a magazine and deliberately clicked twice with the empty firearm, despite having kept exact count on the bullets. The .357 she had drawn moving along the length of the wall. Come on out, Kitty Cat, she thought to herself.

A blur shot out from behind the wall and Bullseye fired, narrowly missing twice. Inhuman speed was the only thing that saved the critter. However before a third round could be fired, something came at her face from the direction of the blur. Instinctively she leaned to the right, a small white fang caressing the side of her cheek and slashing it open instead of burying itself in her cheekbone.

Bullseye recognized it as one of those supposedly 'ornamental' teeth that came with Tigra's outfit/bikini. There had been nothing in the dossier on the were-woman using ranged weapons, ones that could maim if they found their mark. Bullseye damned faulty intelligence as Tigra used the split-second evasion and launched herself at Bullseye.

This time Bullseye held her breath and dropped a pellet in front of her. It exploded in a cloud of greenish mist as Bullseye tried to shift left.

Claws raked her side, drawing blood as the blur shot past. However as Tigra landed, she began to have a violent coughing fit.

"Stink bombs aren't anything like catnip, are they?!" Bullseye shouted in English as she fired at the momentarily stationary felinoind.

It was a testament to Tigra's reflexes and agility that she evaded all but one of the bullets. The one that struck hit her in the side, the kinetic energy spinning her around and throwing her backward into a window that broke with the impact. She went tumbling out.

As Bullseye had hoped, Tigra did have an enhanced sense of smell. One wiff of SF's stink bomb would make a normal person vomit, which was why Bullseye had nose filters in place since the beginning. For Tigra it must have been like jamming a week old decomposing corpse up her nose.

Before Bullseye could walk to the window to confirm the kill, she again became aware of movement out of the corner of her eye. She brought her empty gun up, deflecting the thrown billy club aimed at her head.

Daredevil was coming at her from above. A dead man's move. She sprang back and pulled out another pistol, firing a round for center mass. Just as quick Daredevil brought an archaic shield out. Or at least archaic in appearance, since the bullet deflected. He must have been taking Captain Japan lessons.

Daredevil landed right in front of her and came up swinging. Bullseye's own reflexes were bordering on superhuman, which was how she rolled with the punch which only clipped her in the jaw instead of concussing her. She lashed out with a foot, catching him in the gut, as well as making him drop the shield. Off balance, she fired blindly in the hero's direction, driving him back.

Bullseye threw another capsule, this one a basic smoke bomb to blind her foe while she changed position, firing in the direction she had seen Daredevil in.

No cries of agony came from the smoke. Instead a chain came out, snaring her leg. A quick jerk put Bullseye on her back, hard. She was gasping for air as she fired a round at the chain, breaking it, then fired in the direction the chain had been in when it had been pulled tight, emptying her gun as she rose up and kicked the slack chain around her ankle away, staying in motion the whole time. Another capsule was drawn from the mini-bandolier around her waist and in her free hand.

A net woven of steel cable came at Bullseye, and she barely dodged it. Daredevil came emerging from the cloud in nearly the opposite direction.

Bullseye threw down the flash bomb. The special wraparound sunglasses her employer had given her tinted instantly, preventing her from being blinded. Now Daredevil was dead. It was too bad, as he had excited her more than anyone since the Underworld hit. Killing competent, professional, and old school hit men was always a turn on. But to all good things and whatnot.

Bullseye fired at Daredevil, who, impossibly, evaded the shot, as though he had been unaffected by the flash. Another billy club was thrown, knocking her gun out of her hand. That was followed up by a kick. She had only a split second to tighten her abdominal muscles before the blow hit, making her want to hurl the contents of her stomach.

Reeling backward, Bullseye pulled a knife and held it out in front of her. Daredevil seemed taken aback by the change in type of weapons. Good. Bullseye put a straight thrust at the hero, one that would fall a full meter short. He tensed up at the start of the thrust, as though to deflect it, then realized he was nowhere near the danger range. Instead it looked like he was going to follow up with another attack by drawing back yet another billy club that had appeared from his billowing sleeve.

At the maximum distance of the thrust, Bullseye hit a button on the handle and the blade shot forth. Somehow Daredevil managed to shift, just barely, while the blade was in mid-air. Bullseye heard him hiss in pain as it struck him in the chest, then deflected away. She smiled at his luck and felt herself become increasingly turned on by his survival instincts. Her heart rate increased and her body grew flush with arousal.

Daredevil dropped the billy club on the side he had been stabbed. The other one he threw at Bullseye, hitting her between the eyes and shattering the special set of sunglasses. The club drew blood as well, making her reel backward. She staggered toward a dilapidated stairway while Daredevil sought cover so he could assess his injuries.

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"Hasn't been any firing lately," Captain Japan said as the Hulk lumbered around outside, continuing to try and rip the substance on his face. Captain Japan had to hand it to the emerald behemoth: he was persistent. The Hulk hadn't made the least bit of progress in being able to remove the stuff. He had even hit himself in the face a few times, and still it stayed where it was.

What did concern Captain Japan was that the Hulk was starting to slow down, probably because he was running out of air. The shield-slinging hero knew he had to do something. No way was he sitting tight, watching while one of his comrades died, just because someone might shoot at him. Even without his father's prodding and his vow to become a heroic icon, he would have done something.

"I'm going out there," he informed Hawkeye.

The archer placed a restraining hand on him. "Wait. We haven't gotten a signal that all's clear from Daredevil." Or even the useless scaredy cat that had probably slunk off to some corner to hide, she thought.

"Doesn't matter. I gotta take the chance." He tried to move, but was again restrained by Hawkeye. "I told you—"

"I can help in case the sniper is still there."

"I thought your bow was broken in the crash."

"Yeah, and so was the backup I keep on board." Hawkeye lamented. "But I have my arrowheads. They're still effective when, I you know, throw them."

"Maybe we'll call you Grenade Guy, then."

Hawkeye swatted him on the shoulder. "Anyway, this one should provide a smokescreen. I'll throw it out next to the Hulk, then you run into the cloud."

Captain Japan nodded. Hawkeye pulled out the arrowhead, then drew back with it and threw it. Sure enough, a large cloud of smoked formed, obscuring the area between downed vehicle and enraged behemoth. It merged with the expanding cloud of smoke coming from the oil fires from the initial explosion, effectively obscuring the area.

No shots rang out as Captain Japan cut through the smoke, keeping his shield up to protect his head and body. He coughed only a little as he ran up next to the Hulk.

"Hey, Hulk!" Captain Japan shouted.

A fist nearly slammed into the hero, only his super soldier enhanced body enabling him to evade the blow.

"Hey, you lumbering ox, it's me, 'Shield Man'. I'm going to try and take that crap off you so quit trying to hit me, unless you like the idea of suffocation."

The Hulk paused for a moment, scratching at his head before nodding.

Captain Japan considered the situation. He came up with an idea. "I'm going to try and dig the edge of my shield right where that goop meets your flesh. With any luck the edge will be tough enough that it can wedge itself between your skin and that crap" He raised the shield up to a spot near the Hulk's throat. He paused for a moment. "Umm, by the way, it'll probably hurt like hell."

The Hulk shook his head furiously.

"Aw, come on, you big baby. You can take me ramming my shield into your throat a bit."

The Hulk shook his head again.

Before Captain Japan could continue, cries of distress came from the direction of the huge fire that was slowly consuming the docks. Emerging from the cloud of billowing smoke was a blond girl, about ten, in a cute dress. She cried out, "Help me, please!" as she ran for Captain Japan.

In response, Captain Japan threw his shield, catching the running girl in the ribs and knocking her to the ground. As the shield returned to his hand, the girl was left gasping on the ground, clutching her ribs in pain.

"How… how could… you do that… to a… little girl!" she gasped.

"Because any little girl that's at ground zero of a massive explosion, then comes running out of it and the only thing she has to show for it is crying like a baby, ain't really a little girl."

She continued gasping on the ground about ten meters from him. "Could you at least help me up? I think you broke my ribs." She held out an imploring hand.

"Like I'm going to get near you." He remained right where he was.

She continued coughing, "You're a cold bastard." And then she blew up.

Captain Japan grimaced at the detonation, feeling the wind from it move him back a step, though he was well away from the immediate blast radius. He looked back at Hawkeye. "I didn't make her do that. My shield doesn't blow up people it hits. Look." He swatted the Hulk in the stomach. "See?"

He narrowly avoided a Hulk-seized fist aimed at his head.

"Look!" Hawkeye shouted, pointing at where the girl had detonated.

Captain Japan watched as some of the smoke began to coalesce, definitely moving against the wind. It took a few moments as the smoke moved around, but eventually it gathered into a humanoid form. The mist hung in the air, then solidified, forming Nitro once again.

"Ooo, this could be a problem," Captain Japan conceded.

Nitro slapped her ribs, not wincing in the slightest. "All better. You see, it doesn't matter what you do to me. All I need to do is blow up, and when I reform, I'm as good as new. Let's see if the same thing happens to you when you blow up." She walked toward Captain Japan.

Unwilling to let the girl get close enough to encompass him in her detonation, the hero did the only thing he could think of and threw his shield again. Nitro exploded before the shield arrived, the blast hurling the shield away with enough force to bury itself a foot into brick wall, two stories off the ground.

Captain Japan looked sorrowfully at the now out-of-reach weapon. "Shoot." He turned back to Nitro and shouted, "Can't blow me up if you can't get close to me." He raspberried her while simultaneously sticking out his tongue.

That irritated Nitro. She ran at him, intent on drawing close enough to blow him to pieces. "What kind of stinking superhero are you, running away from a fight?

Hawkeye watched the chase began. She understood what the Captain's real goal was in keeping Nitro's attention away from the unconscious people in the quinjet. But what to do? There wasn't anything lying around she could use to create a makeshift bow. And even then, what sort of arrow did you use on someone that could just heal the damage by blowing herself up?

What they needed was some sort of equalizer, like the Hulk. He had gone back to trying to remove the goop from his head. He had to be running low on air. He had been talking when they stuff got him in the head, no way had he taken a breath. But if his strength couldn't get it off, what the hell could?

Wait, maybe a different approach was what was needed. Hawkeye ran up to the Hulk, hoping Nitro wouldn't notice and turn her attention to her. The archer shouted to the Hulk. "Listen up. I have an idea on how to free you, and it won't involve hitting you with a shield."

The Hulk nodded eagerly.

"Bend over so I can reach that crap on your head more easily."

The Hulk obediently bent at the waist, allowing easy access. Hawkeye pulled out one of her 'flaming' arrowheads. While the thing was designed to explode on impact, there was a setting on the arrowhead that could tighten the flame, almost like an acetylene torch. She held it next to the slick substance, then ignited the flame. It took a moment, but it burned the material, melting it off. Moreover the heat loosened some of the adhesion to the Hulk's skin, allowing a finger hold.

The flame gave out. Hawkeye said, "Try ripping it off now."

The Hulk found the hole the flame had created, got a hold of the edge, and pulled with all his might. The whole thing came off in one piece.

"You're free," Hawkeye congratulated.

"AAAAAAA!" The Hulk cried out.

"What is it?" Hawkeye asked, jumping back just in case he blindly lashed out.

"Hulk pull off too fast, like band-aid."

Hawkeye noticed that there was a bit of his air, and probably a good portion of surface skin, attached to the inside of the suffocating substance. She winced in sympathy.

The noise also attracted Nitro's attention. When she saw the Hulk free of his 'mask' she smirked and walked to him.

Hawkeye noticed and backed away, shouting at the Hulk. "Quick, smash her! She's a bad guy!"

The Hulk watched as Nitro walked up to him and smiled, mischievously. He looked back to the archer. "It's little girl. Hulk cannot smash little girls."

"Luckily we little girls can smash Hulks." Nitro threw a double punch at the Hulk's midsection. Just as her fists hit, her arms exploded. The force of the detonation hurled the Hulk away.

"Ha! That was easy!" Nitro laughed uproariously as her arms reconstituted themselves much more quickly than when her entire body blew up.

The Hulk picked himself up, rubbing his stomach. "Ouch. What did little girl do to Hulk?"

"This!" Nitro ran up and punched him again, blowing up her arm, knocking the Hulk backward again.

The Hulk scowled. "Now Hulk understands. Little girl is not really little girl. Little girl is really a robot. Hulk can smash robots!" He ran toward her, fists raised up in the air, intent on smashing her into the ground like a giant stake.

He was nearly in arm's reach when Nitro blew up her entire body, hurling him away again. Despite the force of the explosion, the Hulk picked himself up. He looked around. "Where did robot go?"

Once again smoke collected until it reformed Nitro. "Hey, you're pretty durable, big guy. Let's see how many explosions it takes until I get to the center of a Hulk."

"Hulk is not Tootsie-Pop!"

Nitro clapped. "Yay! You got my joke. That one goes over most people's heads. I can't wait to tell Rally one of my victims actually got that one!"

He ran forward, only to have the same thing happen again as he was blown backward by an exploding Nitro.

She reformed herself again. "I can do this all day. Good endurance, don't you know. It's one of the advantages of being trained in a top class bordello like the Purple Pussy."

The Hulk scratched his head. "Purple Pussy? What does Cat Girl have to do with little girl robot?"

Nitro's shoulders slumped in exasperation. "The sad thing is, you're about as dynamic a conversationalist as some of my old regulars. Anyway, come on. I want to win my bet with Rally and have her pay for my meals on this little trip. I Googled all of the most expensive restaurants in Tokyo just for the occasion."

The Hulk ran up, only to have the girl blow up on him long before he could lay a hand on her. He watched in irritation as the smoke began to collect. By now he figured out Nitro was that smoke, but what could he do to smoke?

The Hulk smiled as he remembered his fight with Speed Demon and what he did to the speedster. He brought his arms back, then slapped his hands together in a tremendous impact. The wind produced from the impact blew Nitro's cloud in a wide fan.

"Ha! Hulk has beaten little girl robot!"

His delight was short-lived as the cloud collected again. As Nitro reformed, she said, "All that does is prolong the inevitable."

The Hulk roared and charged again.

As the battle was fought, Captain Japan joined Hawkeye at her side, but she still felt helpless. The nature of their foe made her too dangerous to hit with anything other than a ranged weapon, and even then it seemed she could heal up from the damage.

As Nitro reconstituted herself again, an idea came to Hawkeye. It had been from when Nitro blew up her arms. They had gotten back together much more quickly than the whole body thing. Watching another explosion, Hawkeye saw that in the full body ones, the smoke didn't just simply fly back together. Some would go right in a spot, but other tendrils seemed to move around before remerging. So it mattered where the smoke went. She would only have one shot at this, because if it didn't work, Hawkeye had a bad feeling Nitro would be turning her attention to them, and she wagered it would take only one explosion to get to the center of a cross-dressing super-hero.

Nitro blew up again. It was then Hawkeye yelled, "Hulk, clap your hands again."

He did so, scattering Nitro. It was only a delaying effect as the smoke began to collect again.

This was it. "Now go to where the smoke is reforming, then breathe in really deep and hold your breath."

The Hulk did so. Given the tremendous size of his lungs, he was actually able to inhale some of Nitro before holding his breath.

The remaining smoke panicked and began to race around the Hulk, some of it began to leak out of his nostrils.

"Pinch your nose shut!" Hawkeye shouted as she raced to him.

The Hulk did so, looking a bit woozy as he held his stomach.

Hawkeye got another one of her arrows out and twisted the head on it. A small bag inflated. She pushed the gas in it out, deflating it, then brought the end of it up to the Hulk's mouth. "Exhale gently into the bag. Make sure you don't blow hard enough to rip the bag."

The Hulk did so. The instant he was done, Hawkeye tied the bag in a knot.

"Hulk will never smoke again," he swore.

The smoke that was Nitro swirled around the outside of the bag, and Hawkeye could feel the parts of her in the bag swirling around to get out, but her disembodied form couldn't create anywhere near enough force to tear open the bag. Hawkeye smiled. It was a good thing she had those helium filled balloon arrows. She had never been sure what she might use them for, but the ability to leave something floating in air had always been an idea that appealed to her.

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Daredevil couldn't believe what was happening. It felt like he was slowly getting beaten to death. He had been shot twice (well, each bullet only grazed him, but they were bleeding badly enough he would need stitches), stabbed near fatally, if not for the blade deflecting off a rib instead of burying itself in his heart, and generally felt like crap. What he wanted to do was go back for reinforcements, but there were explosions coming from the direction of the quinjet, and no one was answering their communication's card when he called.

As to Tigra's fate, he was uncertain. She had been shot just as he arrived --he had heard the bullet impact and throw her out the window-- but it hadn't been a fatal wound, and more importantly, he had not heard the sound of a body impact on the ground below. And then he found himself locked in a life and death struggle with a madwoman, and a madwoman she unquestionably was. While in the opening moments of the fight, her pulse had been that of a cool professional locked in a struggle, as the fight wore on, every sign of her body indicated she was becoming excited, rather than panicked, as things escalated. She was enjoying this, and not in the same way Wasp did when fighting super-villains.

Still, he had to see things through to the end. No way was he letting someone that had come so close to killing him get away. He had his pride, and he would never hear the end of it from the others. He could envision the rest of the team, well, the girls, saying how Captain Japan would never have let some gun-toting bimbo escape.

Daredevil bound his wounds with medical tape and tried to figure out the best way to go down the stairs without getting blown away. That was when he smelled the smoke wafting up from the stairwell.

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Bullseye waited on the lower level for their climatic battle, in every sense of the word. In celebration, she had ignited the pools of gasoline she had set up on this level: her final trap. She was in bliss at every ache and pain she felt. Blood had run down her face from the head wound she had suffered, smoke made her eyes water, and she had never felt better. Daredevil was by far her favorite yet, outstripping even Goldie. Yes, she was killing him in pieces, and loving every second of it. And when she struck the fatal blow, she would know ecstasy like no other.

Bullseye grew impatient. "Come on down, Daredevil! I want to play with you in my personal hell just a little while longer!"

She wondered if he would try the direct assault, or come from another direction. He was very, very tricky. She still hadn't figured out how he had kept from being blinded by the light bomb. Maybe he had special lenses like she had used?

And then she saw a shifting shadow at the top of the stairs. Not quite enough to take a clear shot, but now she knew where he was coming from, and she thought she knew how.

A cable snaked down to a wall support, and she knew what he was up to. How disappointing, using the same trick twice. Sure enough. A figure swung down the stairs right into plain view. Bullseye could just make out something shadowy at the top of the stairs, behind the obvious fake.

The first figure was nearly upon her when the second launched itself downward. She hit the second figure three times, two shots in the chest and one in the head. Snowy fluffiness popped out of each hole, and she saw the wire leading from the dummy to the first figure that had leapt.

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Daredevil heard her hiss, "Yessss!" as she brought her gun to bear on him. It was too late. He would hit her with a knockout blow.

She fired one shot. It missed him but hit his cable, throwing off his trajectory ever so slightly. Still he slammed into her, landing on top awkwardly, sending shards of pain from his chest wound as the fall reopened it and blood flowed freely from the cut. At least the impact had knocked the gun out of her hand, leaving her defenseless.

He straddled her, pinning her down with his body and he could practically feel the sexual arousal cut through the confusion of flame and smoke, which were threatening to overwhelm his senses. One more good shot would end the fight. He drew his fist back, intent on punching her lights out.

Lightning fast Bullseye's arm came up in a wide arc, a hold out derringer slipping from up her sleeve in the same manner Daredevil's weapons did. It was pointed directly at his left eye.

He moved his head even as the barrel came up. The bullet whizzed past, but almost as equally damaging was the sound of the gun going off next to his ears. The loud crack by the small firearm overloaded his heightened sense of hearing as though someone had jammed a needle right into his ear drum. He cried out at the top of his lungs at the pain, and didn't hear a sound.

Instinctively he brought his fist down in Bullseye's face, cracking a cheekbone.

"Oh my god!" Bullseye's cried out in delirious joy as her other arm came up. She flicked her wrist in the middle of the motion, producing a small bladed knife, which promptly buried itself deep into Daredevil's shoulder.

The pain was too much. Everything was coming at him from all sides, all sense of reality was eradicated in a miasma of pain, blood, and overloaded senses as a hundred different agonies became the center of his existence. The reptile portion of his mind lashed out, as his remaining working arm came down, smashing into Bullseye's face, cracking her jaw. A second blow shattered in orbital bone. He lashed out with a third, leaving his fist bloody. And then a fourth. And then Bullseye's body convulsed so violently even Daredevil was almost thrown off.

"Yessss!" Bullseye gurgled more than groaned in pleasure. The totally inappropriate reaction cut through the haze, making even the darkest portions of his mind cease in stunned realization of what had just happened to the girl beneath him. Even he was shocked that what was a life and death struggle to him was some sort of perverse mating ritual to the girl he straddled.

"Who loves ya, baby?" Bullseye moaned and released her hold on the object in her hand. It hit the floor in two parts.

Daredevil was barely able to focus his radar sense as the sound reached his ears: a grenade with the pin pulled.

"No!" He reached back and batted the grenade aside with a billy club, then sprawled himself over Bullseye.

The grenade went off, debris flying everywhere. Several shards of metal dug into Daredevil's flesh, making yet more blood flow from him onto the girl beneath him. But not in any vital areas. Just more pain to add to the tally. He should pass out now, he knew it. He went through more than any ten men should. It was time to sleep.

But there was the sound of groaning beneath him, and not from the crazed hitwoman. His stomach dropped as he realized what the noise portended just as it happened. Fire and explosions had made the rotted floor gave way right beneath them. Instinctively Daredevil reached out to grab onto anything, and came up with the shattered remains of a metal crossbeam that arrested his fall. Unfortunately, it was with his bad arm. He screamed out in more agony, more wide awake than ever before in his life. No, he was never going asleep again, feeling like this.

Dimly he was aware of Bullseye falling as well. Below them was the ground floor. Concrete had been torn up in a pile, with many, many jagged metal pipes, used for support, sticking up. And Bullseye was falling right toward them.

While a portion of his mind insisted she should die, a victim of her own violence, it felt too much like he was failing her in some way. He swore never to fail anyone, not after Shampoo. He didn't know why he would connect the two, since they had nothing in common, but it was there.

With his free hand he lashed out with a cable from a billy club. The cable looped around Bullseye's arm, arresting her fall by tearing the arm out of the socket.

Bullseye didn't cry out at the pain, as she dangled less than two feet over an exposed metal shaft which would have impaled her. Instead she stared at her savior, with a gaze of love that only the insane can achieve.

And then she passed out.

Daredevil cried out at the top of his lungs as his own wounded shoulder was nearly ripped out of its socket. But somehow he held on, stopping her, leaving her dangling from his hand.

And then his injured shoulder gave way, his hand slipped, and he fell.

There was a sensation of floating, and of the pure stupidity of what he had just failed to accomplish in rescuing someone who didn't deserve to be rescued, and killing himself in the process.

And then his flight stopped abruptly as something snared his wrist, making him wish he was dead as his body was jerked with a force no human should have to endure, from wounds no one should have to survive.

He saw the feline face of Tigra looking down at him. "Tigra arrive just in time," she said delightedly.

"No," Daredevil said weakly. "'Just in time' would be before I was shot, stabbed, and mutilated. This is 'almost too late'." And then he passed out, though somehow, his deathgrip on his billy club held true, even after Tigra pulled both he and his unconscious foe up.

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"You really ought to go with the paramedics to the hospital. You're in bad shape," Giant Man said as he finished wrapping up the slash inflicted by the shooting blade.

Daredevil looked like a half finished mummy with all of the bandages wrapped around his body. "You said all of the wounds were clean."

Giant Man was confident in his medical skills and diagnosis, but professionalism made him urge, "Well, yes, but anything can happen."

"A hospital would ask too many questions." The way Daredevil said it effectively ended the conversation. His senses reached out to the others surrounding him. Obviously they had been concerned, but he could feel them relax a bit. Their care made him feel, awkward.

Thor said, "It is most unfortunate I caught the full brunt of the blast, which did hurl me far away, as well as knock me senseless for the majority of the fight, else you would not have been wounded so grievously."

"Tigra not too bad. Bullet wound heal fast." She showed off a place where blood had matted her fur. There was a good bit of it, but no hole. Just a red spot where the bullet entered, and another one where it had exited.

Hawkeye examined the cut more closely. "You regenerate?"

"Guess so," Tigra said.

"Wait, you don't even know if you regenerate or not?" Hawkeye asked.

There was a half-second's hesitation before Tigra said, "Never been shot before."

Before the archer could press onward, Iron Rose snarled at a collection of shattered fragments in her hand. "Blast! This thing broke when I landed on it. While its destruction freed me, it's in too many pieces to figure out how it worked."

"So?" Wasp asked.

"So I want to know how it overrode my armor so I can take measures to prevent it from happening again." She threw the fragments down in disgust.

"Everything turned out okay in the end." Captain Japan said as they watched the authorities take away the pair of assassins. Nitro was kept in two different air-tight, metal containers so she couldn't reform. Each would be transported and stored in separate locations.

On the other hand, Bullseye was injured badly enough she was being transported to a hospital, under heavy guard and sedation.

As she was wheeled into the back of the ambulance, she turned a dreamy eye toward the bandaged hero. Despite her drugged state, she was able to focus enough on him, and think clearly enough to say, "Oh baby, we cut each other into so many pieces. It hurts so much, even through the drugs, and I know you're in pain. So wonderful. You're the only one for me. Let's have a proper finish next time, Love."

Daredevil shuddered, mostly because it wasn't just talk on the madwoman's part. Even through her drug-induced haze he could feel her desire reaching out for him.

As the ambulance doors closed, Captain Japan said, "Well, congratulations on having someone in your rogue's gallery that isn't a complete putz. The bad news is, she's a complete psychopath and is in love with you."

"I'd rather fight Leap Frog and his Tadpoles of Doom again," Daredevil said, and meant every word of it.

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[End chapter

Weee, After a seven month hiatus, a full chapter. Two subplots mostly wrapped up. Next up we move on to the Phantom Cat arc as things really set into motion there.