It was 9Pm in the Loud house, and Lisa was experimenting.

She's been working on a special experiment for about 3 days, and what was it for? Why her own sister Leni and her brother Lincoln.

While yes she loved them but recently they've been well..

Lincoln was falling behind and had the possibility of being held back, and Leni was… Leni.

Enough was enough, she was just tired of the stupidity and had to fix it, before it starts to rub off on anyone else.

"Almost done!"

"How much longer?" A male voice said as they lay on the floor.

He was about 5'11". His skin was milky white and his thick, shoulder-length hair was a mix of black and white. He had deep crimson eyes with white pupils behind a pair of black hard frame glasses. He wore a crimson short-sleeves hoodie, a charcoal black sleeveless shirt, black jeans, and grey hiking shoes. This was her genetically created clone/brother Logan. And he was on her floor, with a DS lite, playing Metroid Fusion.

"I'm almost done Logan. I just need a set of Protonium!"

Said clone looked up from his game. "Protonium? Is that an actual fucking thing?"

"Yes, yes it is."

'Wow, the author was REALLY creative when he came up with that name.' He thought.

Geo: Quiet you!

'Make me fuckwad!'

Geo: Okay, suddenly Logan began to go drink out of the toilet!

A light red barrier surrounded Logan. 'Nice try, you didn't create me Geo. You can't do anything to me.'

Geo: Let's just get on with the fucking story!

'Hehe.'

"If you're done with your little argument, I need you to get the protonium." Lisa said.

"Alright. I'll get it." He said, getting up. 'Hold on, where am I gonna find it?'

"Where you got all of my past items for my inventions." Lisa said, knowing what he thought.

"Oh yeah."

'Well, better get my Kevlar.' He thought as he left the room.

*4 hours later*
It was now 1 AM, Lisa was still up. She heard her window open and saw Logan, wearing an entire bodysuit of Kevlar, which was burnt to hell. "Here's your damn part." He said, holding up a glass container with four long red cylinder tubes.

"Thank you." She said taking it and pulling out $200, which he took.

"Thanks." He said, coughing out smoke.

Lisa applied the glass container to her machine.

"Just one more day, and they will be better." She spoke with a smile.

"It fucking better. It's embarrassing having a sister that is the literal definition of 'dumb blonde'." Logan said.

"I hear ya." Lisa said, falling onto her bed and falling asleep.

*7 hours later*

At 8 AM, Lisa gets Lincoln and brings him to her room.

"So why'd you want to see me?"

"Well, it's just something to help you, and all of us." She spoke, readjusting her glasses.

"Okay so what is it?"

"I'll put it in simple terms. It's a machine that makes people more smart."

"Cool."

"And I need you for practicing it on, okay?"

"Okay?" He said, unsure.

She pulled up a long cord that splits into two ends with helmets.

"Put this on." She said, handing him one end.

He put it on his head as she put the other on. Lisa pulled out a remote and pressed a blue button.

The helmet started to make a whirring noise, the wires glowing blue.

Lincoln started to feel strange, his head throbbing.

Soon his whole body started to glow blue, along with Lisa's. The blue energy soon turned pure white.

The helmets glew bright, emoting smoke. A small explosion happened in the room. The two were then all black.

"Did it work?" Logan said, hiding underneath her bed to avoid the explosion.

The smoke cleared, revealing Lincoln and Lisa, their hair in large Afros.

"let's see Lincoln what's 78965432–3453221790?" Lisa asked.

"-3374256358… how do I know that?" He said almost immediately.

"SUCCESS!" Lisa screamed in joy.
"Now tell me, what's 4577+234-77?"

"4034."

"Okay, now tell me who created the Nintendo Gameboy?"

"Gunpei Yokoi." Lincoln responded. "Seriously, how do I know this?"

"Because my latest invention made you as smart as yours truly." Lisa said proudly. "And now for Leni. LENI, THERE'S A HOT GUY UP HERE!" She shouted. The door flew open and Leni appeared. "WHERE?!"

Lisa slammed the helmet on top of her head and activated it, creating the same reaction as what happened with Lincoln.

"Leni what's 925 X 23457+8?"

"21697733." She answered casually.

"Okay, now she's not a complete retard." Logan said, still under the bed.

"Hey!" Leni said.

"It's true and you know it!" He said with a smirk, sneaking back into the shadows.

"He's weird." Leni said.

He threw a rock at her head. "Fuck you bitch!" He said, flipping her off.

Lincoln gave a chuckle as he picked up a Rubix Cube, he solved it in under 1 minute.

"Astounding!" He said.

Lisa was giddy about the situation, her machine actually worked! She grabbed a rag and whipped her black face.

"This is a momentous occasion!" She exclaimed.

"This calls for a celebration!"

Leni, Lincoln, and Logan sweat dropped.

That's when Leni and Lincoln noticed something on her chalkboard, and it was a mathematical problem.

"Uhh, Lisa… what's with this problem?" Lincoln asked.

"Oh, that. It's supposed to be the a nearly impossible to solve question."

"Hmmm I don't understand how come you didn't solve it?"

"Well, that's because I made it." She said proudly.

"Wow, so did you ever come up with an answer for it?" Leni asked.

"If I didn't, do you think it would still be there?" She asked rhetorically.

Leni took the chalk and instantly solved it, causing Lisa to smirk. 'This is incredible.' She thought. 'This is going to be great!'