Red: Hello, welcome to the next installment of Our Favorite Brother.

Geo: Be sure to check out our Kirby story.

Red: Also, anyone giving out any hate to what we write and just insulting my friend Geo, you will be blocked for bullying. My friend NomitheNeko was bullied for her Steven Universe story and some people started to throw insults and racial insults. It got so bad that she has decided to stop using this site. So I am only gonna say it once. If you don't have anything nice to say and it isn't a request for a shot, keep it to your fucking self! No one cares if you hate it or not, and nobody wants to see your fucking hate!

Geo: Wow, you really do not like haters, do you?

Red: No, no I don't. Anyway, let's get started.

Disclaimer: We don't own The Loud House.


The twins have been down recently, no one can figure out why. They always act cheerful and full of energy, but their hearts hurt. It's because they both have feelings for the same guy, Lincoln.

It turns out they were in love with him, but they knew that it could never work out. They were 6 years younger than him.

"Hey Lana?" Her twin said, trying to get her attention… with a frog in her hands, despite thinking that they were gross.

"Lana." Lola said a little louder, this time putting the frog right in front of her face, snapping her out of her daze.

"Huh?" The tomboy twin said, her eyes blinking rapidly. "Yeah sis?"

"You're thinking about him again, aren't you?" Lola asked, knowing that her sister still couldn't accept that Lincoln was with Ronnie-Ann, who made both twins think of horrible things to do to her.

"Yeah, I am." She sighed, a small tear rolling down her cheek. Lola wrapped her arms around Lana.

"It's okay Lana, don't worry."

"What is it that he sees in her? She's nothing but a jerk!" She exclaimed.

Outside their door, Logan was listening in. And he felt bad for them. He knew how much they cared for Lincoln. An idea came into his mind. 'Lisa's been working on that device and is planning on testing it on the twins, maybe I can help them.' He thought.

He rushed into Lisa's room grabbing a screwdriver, wire cutters, and sealing tape and started tinkering with her machine, a grin spreading on his white face.

"They're gonna love this!"

*Later that day*

"Lana! Lola!" Lisa called out.

The twins walked out their room and straight into Lisa's, where there was a large machine with a platform.

"Whoa cool!" Lana said amazed. "What is it?" Lola asked.

"It's a machine designed to increase a humans durability." Lisa explained. "It will increase your senses, and increase your resistance to pain."

"That sounds cool!" Lana spoke.

"Is it safe?" Lola said cautiously.

"Of course… probably." She muttered. "Anyway, I want you two to test it out."

"What's in it for us?"

"200 bucks each." Both twins then ran onto the platform, which lowered a glass cover.

Lisa pressed a few buttons and pulled a switch. The machine lit up and the glass turned a blinding white, making the twins unable to be seen, all while Logan watched it all. "Perfect." He said, before pulling out his iPhone 5 with a phone cover with the Wings of Freedom symbol from Attack on Titan(Shingeki no Kyojin if you watch the sub) on it, and pressed a button. He grabbed a black duffel bag that was beside him and walked into the twins room, he threw the bag on the floor, put a note on their table, and walked back into Lisa's room in time to see the machine smoking heavily before some tubes exploded.

Lola! Lana! Are you two alright?" She asked worried.

The glass cover rose up, releasing even more smoke. The sound of running was heard as the rest of the Loud siblings ran into the room.

"What the hell happened?" Lynn asked.

"Why is the whole house full of smoke?" Lincoln said.

"Yeah!" Leni said.

"A machine blew up." Logan spoke, his black hoodie covering his face.

"Ugh… what happened?" Lana asked stepping out.

"I don't know, but my head hurts." Lola said.

The other siblings, minus Logan, were shocked. The twins were taller, just an inch or two shorter than Lincoln. Their clothes were tight, and their front teeth were there, Lana with a small overbite.

"Lisa, what did you do!?" They all, except Logan, shouted.

"Well, this wasn't supposed to happen." Lisa said, slightly embarrassed. "I guess my machine malfunctioned and aged them by a few years."

"A few? They're 15!" Leni shouted.

Everyone face palmed at Leni's stupidity.

"Leni, they're 10." Luna said.

"Oh." Leni said, her face red from embarrassment. "Dumbass." Logan commented. Logan's white face was turning red from laughing internally. 'How the fuck do I have her DNA again?'

"I'll try and see what went wrong with my machine and see if I can fix this." Lisa said.

The twins stepped out and fell. "I think it might take them awhile to get used to their new bodies." Logan said.

Lola stood up on wobbly feet. "My body is heavy." She said before falling, catching onto the edge of Lisa's table.

"Same here!" Lana said, leaning on Lisa's bed.

"You two need a crash course in standing." Luan joked. "Uugghhh." Everyone groaned. "No, just… no." Logan said.

"But she's right, if the twins are gonna be 10 then they need to learn how to control their bodies." Lisa said.

"But first, they need new clothes. All of the elder siblings, go out and try and get clothes for them. And Lori, watch over Leni." Logan said.

"Hey!" Leni snapped. "Would you rather we put a leash on you?"

"No I rather I be treated like a human." Logan smirks and pulls out a laser pointer

"Ooooh, red dot!" Leni then chased it out of the room.

This caused them to laugh.

"It'll be a miracle if she makes it past High School." He said.

"How she got to High School is something that baffles even me." Lisa said, straightening her glasses.

"Fuck that. How did she get past her first year of Middle School?"

"That's not important right now."

"Right." Logan looked back at the older girls. "What the fuck are you still doing here? GO!" He yelled.

They left out the room, Lori dragging Leni by the collar of her shirt.

"What do we do then? I feel like I'm losing feeling in my arm." Lana said. "I dunno. Maybe, hang out in your room." Logan said.

"But our beds are too small."

"I got that. Lincoln, TO THE MATTRESS STORE!" Logan said, dragging Lincoln with him down to his motorcycle.

"WHERE DID YOU GET A MOTORCYCLE!"

"I built it, dumbass. I rebuilt my Suzuki, it now looks badass, and has four wheels." They drove out, leaving the younger siblings home.

"I can't believe we're older." Lola said, walking out of Lisa's room with Lana. "I know, this is so weird, but also cool at th… what's that sound?" Lana said, hearing a rapid beeping, which was coming from their room.

"No clue, let's go check it out."

They entered their room and saw a black duffel bag with a red flashing light, which was the source of the sound. They also saw a piece of paper on their little desk.

"What the?"

They took the paper and read it.

Dear twins…

I have noticed that you have been very sad lately, and even more so around Lincoln. You can try and hide it all you want, but I know what you are sad about. You both have feelings for Lincoln, and to be honest, I hate that annoying bitch Ronnie-Ann. So, I felt like I could kill two birds with one stone; Get rid of Ronnie-Ann and cheer you up. There are clothes for you two in the bag. Good luck.

Logan

They smiled and took out the clothes.

After struggling to get out of their old tight clothes, they put on their new ones and looked into Lola's mirror.

Lana had black sneakers, blue faded jeans, a green long sleeve shirt, a baby blue hoodie which brought out the color of her eyes, and a grey Irish cap.

Lola had on grey shoes, blue skinny jeans, a white tee,and a pink hoodie.

"Huh, not bad." Lana said, adjusting the cap. "It's okay." Lola said.

"Look, there's something else in here." Lola said as she pulled out another note.

P.S. If you're gonna go at it, please keep it down. Or do it in the basement.

This caused them to blush heavily.

*With Lincoln and Logan*

The two brothers were driving home. Logan had stopped to call Luna and tell her and Lynn to pick up some mattresses. They were pulling up to the house and entered. "God, how long were we out for?" Lincoln said, as he saw that the sun was starting to go down. "Don't know, don't care. All I know is that I am going up to the attic and am binge watching anime and playing CoD." Logan said as they entered the house.

"Not without me." Lincoln said.

"You better wear fucking clothes."

Sep 7

"Says the guy that masterbates to Panty and Stocking."

"I have never even seen that anime, DUMBASS!"

"Riiiiiight."

"Have ya seen your browser history Lincoln?"

"I have no shame."

"You looked up 'Futanari' dude." Logan said, smirking.

"I CLICKED IT ON ACCIDENT!" Lincoln panicked.

"And you watched Boku no Pico, all three episodes."

In a fluster, Lincoln ran into his room. 'Probably clearing his history.' He thought before pulling down the stairs and going into the attic, only to be cornered by the twins.

"Hey girls." He said, sweat dropping. "So, this is your way of helping us?" Lola said.

"Uhhhhhhhhh who we talkin 'bout?" He said, pulling both of them out and closing up the attic.

"Now what?"

The attic staircase opened again for a slip of paper to fall out, they picked it up and read it.

Show him how much you care about him.

*Later that night*

Lincoln was lying down in his bed, his siblings all asleep, unaware that he was about to get a visitor, or rather… two visitors

He heard someone knocking on his door.

"Ugh." He groaned as he climbed up and went to the door.

"Who's there?" He spoke in a tired voice, and saw the twins.

"Hey girls, what's up?"

"Can we talk?" Lana said.

"Sure?" He said, noticing that they were holding back blushes.

"Come in." He said, letting them enter. They went over and sat on his bed.

"What's up?"

"Uhhh, well…" Lola said, very nervous.

"Well?"

His phone vibrated, notifying him of a text. He grabbed his phone and read it, his eyes going wide. "Ohh."

"What is it?" Lana asked.

He just handed them the phone, their own eyes widening at what it read.

- The twins love you, and I mean 'head over heels' love. I am now having to help them with their confession.

Logan-

All 3 were blushing heavily as Lana opened her mouth to speak. "We can explain?"

*30 minutes later*

"And that just about sums it up." Lana finished.

"Wow, that's… wow." Lincoln said as he took a seat.

'Guess he hates us.' Lola thought, disappointed by the scenario.

'I just hope he doesn't say no.' Lana thought as they both felt his arms wrap around them, causing them to tear up.

"It's alright. If anything, I'm touched." He said with a small smile.

The twins looked up at him.

"Really?" Lana and Lola said simultaneously.

Lincoln nodded. "Of course."

They smiled and kissed him on each cheek. "And to be honest, things haven't really been going well with Ronnie."

'YES!' They mentally cheered, excited by the new information.

"Well, time for bed." Lincoln said. "Could we… stay here?" Lola asked.

"Sure."

The three lied down on the bed, the twins laid on his chest, cuddling with him as they all fell asleep.

*2 weeks later*

It has been a while since the twins were turned 10, and they have finally learned to control their bodies.

And at the right time too, as they had an idea on how to have Lincoln all themselves.

Only problem is they weren't too keen on sharing, but after talking it all over, they agreed on it.

Lincoln was currently in his room, on his computer, watching porn, as usual.

"Ahhh yeah, that's hot!" He moaned as he rubs his hard cock.

Unaware that his door opened, and that Lana and Lola were watching.

"He's big." Lola whispered.

"I can see that!" Lana said, louder than intended.

Lincoln heard that and quickly tried to hide his computer screen and his dick.

"AHH!" He yelled as he fell on the floor.

"What're you doing here!?"

"We could hear you grunting." Lana said with a smirk and a blush.

"I could hear ya. And I'm in the attic." They heard Logan's voice above them.

"Shut up Logan!" Lincoln shouted.

"Hey, FUCK YOU!"

"SORRY LOGAN, THAT'S OUR JOB!" Lana yelled before covering her mouth.

"Wait, WHAT!?" Lincoln said.

"Oops." Lola said.

"Oops!?" Lincoln said, shocked. "We are way too young for that!"

"SAYS THE 11 YEAR OLD WATCHING PORN!" Logan yelled.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INCOMPLETE PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!"

"...Damn bro, you cut me deep." Logan said. "But you still had to watch Boku no Pico."

"Ehhhhh… fair point." Lincoln said.

He then turns to the twins, blushing immensely.

"Soooooo."

The twin sisters had blushes of their own.

"Guess we should go?"

The two girls closed the door, leaving Lincoln alone.

"Hey come back!" Lincoln said, his pants finally up.

They stopped and went back. "Can we pretend that that whole conversation and what you saw never happened?" Lincoln asked embarrassed.

"Uhh, yeah." Lana said.

*In the attic*

Logan grabbed his head as his eyes changed from their crimson color with hell blue pupils to a deep emerald green with amber pupils.

"Oh goddamn it, I ruined the chances of Lincoln having sex in this. Better fix this. Good thing I stole this along with that dimension gun from that insane asshole Wade." Logan said, pulling out a cube with a clock on it. He pressed a few buttons and everything went in reverse. He stopped the machine, checked his phone and smirked. "Okay, I guess you wanna know my role in this family? It's simple; I'm the fourth wall breaker." Logan said, staring right at the readers. He then texted Lincoln.

*Linc's room*

Lincoln picked up his vibrating phone.

-Stop looking at tits and pussy on your computer and put your dick away, the twins are heading to your room to talk to you.

Logan-

"What the?! How'd he?.."

He heard footsteps and quickly pulled his pants up and closes his private browser.

He heard the knock at the door.

"Yeah?"

"Uhh… can we talk to you?" He heard Lana's voice.

"Yeah, come in." Lincoln said, letting the twins sit on his bed. "So what's up?"

"We… wanted to talk." Lola said.

"About?"

"We've been… feeling weird recently." Lana said, blushing heavily.

"Weird how?"

"I feel like my whole body is on fire." Lana said.

"Me too."

His phone vibrated, notifying another text. He picked up the phone and his eyes went wide.

-I'm unable to reverse whatever happened to the twins, but I have found one side effect. They will go through something similar to an animal in heat, be careful.

Lisa-

'Now she fucking tells me!' Lincoln thought as he saw them fidget, he felt bad just leaving them like that.

"So… hot!" Lola said, starting to sweat.

"Yeah!" Lana said.

Lincoln started to blush heavily when the twins grabbed each of his arms, their eyes filled with lust.

"Lincoln, let's have some fun." They said simultaneously.

Lincoln gulped as he was pulled down onto the bed.

"Now girls, let's go slow." Lincoln said, not wanting to hurt them.

"Don't worry, we'll be gentle." Lola said, rubbing her hand against his covered groin and leaned next to his ear. "Very gentle." She whispered.

Lincoln groaned as he felt himself harden.

"He's getting bigger." Lana said, smirking as she unzipped his pants. His fully hardened dick sprung out from its prison.

"Mmmm, looks good!" Lana said before grabbing it, Lincoln hissing at the feeling of her cold hand of his warm cock.

He let out a soft moan as Lola grabbed it and they both started to stroke it.

"Girls… that feels great!" Lincoln admitted.

"That's good." Lana whispered in his ear before both of them started licking the sides of his cock, earning them a hiss of pleasure from Lincoln.

"So good." He said as the two began giving him a double blowjob.

*Attic*

Logan smirked as he heard everything. "Looks like my work is done, Now just one thing left." He said, walking down to the basement.

*Back with Lincoln*

Lincoln and the twins were completely nude, Lana aligning herself with his cock as Lola played with herself.

"I'm ready Lincoln, take me!" She said as he thrusted into her, piercing her hymen and earning a moan of pleasure from her.

"Soooooo big!" Lana moaned as he sped up, holding onto him.

Lincoln moaned as Lola sat on his mouth and he started to lick at her snatch, earning a moan from her.

"That's it big brother, eat me out!" She said, her voice filled with pleasure. Lana grabbed her sister and they started to kiss.

They all gave moans of pleasure as both girls came at once.

"I can feel it!" Lana moaned, feeling his cock twitch as he came inside her.

"Lana!" He cried loudly as he pulled out mid burst, the rest of his cum landing on both girls. Lana laid on her back, as did Lola. They both crawled to Lincoln and layed their heads on his chest. "We love you Lincoln." They both said before falling asleep.

"I love you girls too." He said before falling asleep himself.

*With Logan*

"Good thing I fixed the walls and floor in his room so no one would hear, too bad I forgot to do the ceiling." Logan said as he opened a hatch in the basement and climbed down a ladder.

He reached the bottom and walked towards a machine with a large circle with many points inside. He pulled a lever and the machine activated, blue energy filling the device and creating a portal. A black figure walked through said portal and into the new world. He wore black like Logan, black jeans, orange and black tank top, and black sneakers. He was quite tall and had black hair with blonde tips and dark brown eyes.

"Hello Red." The figure said. "Been a while."

"Good to see you, Geo."