Red: Welcome to the Christmas special! This one is a little bit different.
It was a snowy day at the Loud House as it was the third week of December and everyone was putting up Christmas decorations.
Lincoln had Lynn on his shouders while they put up Christmas lights. Lucy was hanging the stockings from the vents. Luan was once again doing the 12 Puns of Christmas making everyone except Lincoln and Logan groan, luckily Luna was there to hit her for each shitty joke. Lisa, Leni and Lori were in the kitchen making the perfect eggnog and failing when it blew up in their faces. Yes all was going well, until…
"YAAAAH!" A loud voice screamed from outside. Logan poked his head out the door and saw Geo hanging upside down from a snare with Rita trying to help him out of it. "Thank you Mrs. Loud."
"Luan, did you do this?" Logan asked. "Nope, sorry. I had no part in this ICE-capade!" They both laughed loudly with Lincoln chuckling.
"Logan! Luan! Don't laugh at his misfortune!" Rita spoke, glaring at them.
"Sorry mom." They both said looking down at their feet as she untied Geo and he fell in the snow by a snowman.
Logan chuckled and pulled him out the white blanket. "Thanks pal." He said.
"No prob. Now help us." He said, pulling him inside.
"So Geo, what brings you here so late?" Lisa said.
"Well, I want to invite you all to my Christmas party." He said.
"A Christmas party?" Lana said with an excited smile. "Really?"
"You betcha I invited everyone I know Carmen Electra, Will Arnett, Mick Swagger, you name it!" Luna bolted to him at the final name.
"YOU KNOW MICK SWAGGER!?" She said excitedly and in Geo's face. "Ow." He said as they smacked foreheads.
"Why did you spit in my face?" He asked her angrily.
"Oh uhhh sorry dude, I don't know what came over me." She said with a nervous chuckle and a blush as Lisa shook her head. 'She should just tell him and get it over with…eventually.'
"Anyway." He continued. "I brought you all VIP passes."
He held out his hand.
Lana reached and took one before running but the others weren't convinced or buying it.
Geo put his hands in his pockets. "Well?" He raised an eyebrow. "Sorry, I'm not going." Lincoln spoke walking away. "Same here." Lucy said.
"The very thought of you knowing A-List and S-List celebrities is 99.999999999999999999% impossible." Lisa spoke.
"Will Arnold Schwarzenegger be there?" Leni asked with Logan. "Yeah?" "I'm in."
"Really?"
"…Yes."
"See guys Logan's going." Geo said motioning to Logan.
"If Arnold is there it must be good." He said "I'm going too! Mom said I could go and you can't stop me!" Lana shouted from outside running back in and grabbing Logan's hand to pull him out. "Come on Logan let's go!"
"Hey!" They heard someone call
"Yeah?" Geo spoke looking towards the others as Luna came forward. "I'm going too!"
"I am too!" Luan said with her.
"Really you guys are buying this!?" Lynn exclaimed loudly.
"What if he's lying?" Lola said glaring at them. "Then I kill him." Logan muttered.
"Wait what?"
"Nothing." Logan said looking away from him.
"Come on already!" Lana said as she pulled him out the door with the other three.
"Have fun you 5!" Rita called out to them
*Logan and the others*
"THIS IS AWESOME!" Lana exclaimed as she ran down the street. "Lana calm down, we have to follow Geo." Luna spoke chasing after her.
"You don't really think Geo meant what he said?" Luan whispered to Logan.
"Lil bit. but its the holidays let's indulge the poor assbutt." He chuckled.
"Well here we are!" Geo said running ahead to an abandoned rundown house with strobing lights inside.
"See what I tell ya?" He smirked.
"Uhhhh Geo, you're house is uhhhh…nice?" Luan said.
"Huh? Oh this isn't my house, this is just where we keep the extra decorations, my house is next to it." He pointed behind it. Their mouths dropped at the sight at the incredibly large castle/mansion hybrid.
"How have we never seen this?!" Luan exclaimed with Logan.
"Wow Geo! You're loaded with money!" Luna said.
"Yeah come on guys, I'll show you around." He shouted. They followed him to the gate where they saw someone that looked like Riza Hawkeye. "Hey Riza-bot, how's things?" Geo asked.
"Okay." The Gatekeeper responded reading a magazine. "Riza open the gate I'm giving you the next 3 weeks off." He yelled with a smile. Hearing this, she pressed the button and opened the gate. "Don't forget to choose your replacement Riza have a nice vacation."
*Loud House*
"GUYS GET UP HERE NOW!" Lisa yelled from the roof. They all ran up to where Lisa was with her telescope and her mouth open. "What is it Lisa?" Lori asked, not paying attention because she was on her phone.
Lisa pressed a button and her telescope transformed into a large TV screen.
"How do you do that?" Leni asked along with everyone else.
"Science." She said awe struck as they looked at the screen and their jaws dropped "Whoa, who's place is that!?" Lynn exclaimed at the mansion. "Geo's."
"WHAT!?" They all yelled.
*Geo*
"This is fucking epic!" Luna exclaimed as they rode a rollercoaster. "Here we are at the first stop!" Geo said as it stopped. "Welcome to the G-Wing"
"Really? G-Wing?"
"What? It's a good name" he said as an android that resembled Sakura walked up and bowed.
"How many fucking anime robots do you have nigga?" Logan exclaimed. "A lot. Sakura can you please take my friends to the café while I help set up for the party?"
"Fine." She said with a playful eyeroll. "Follow me Please" She groaned as they followed her. "So I take it you don't like Geo." Lana said. "Oh no, he's a real nice person it's just that he's..."
"A pain in the ass?" Logan spoke.
"Yeah, he treats us all well but he can be a little annoying."
"That is the fucking pinnacle of understatements." Logan chuckled silently.
"To be honest, no matter how annoying he is, none of could hate him."
"We feel the same way." Luan said.
"After all we're technically all he's got left." Sakura-bot spoke in a somber tone, something Logan noticed but ignored for now.
"Here we are, because you're guests the foods free." Logan started drooling as well as Lana.
'Oh boy.' They thought as a waiter walked up to them with a tray. "Hello there may I take your order?"
*Loud House*
"How come Geo never told us he was rich!?" Lola yelled. "Because you would try and force him to buy you pointless shit." Lucy said obviously, smacking her upside the head.
"The tickets! Guys, we still have them right?" Leni asked.
"No. There's only one thing we can do; we have to sneak in!" Lisa said as Lucy tapped Lincoln's shoulder and held out two tickets, motioning him to be quiet as the two quickly and quietly left the roof. "Let's get to Geo's." She whispered into his ear, jumping onto his shoulders making him blush a bit as he started taking the long way as to not be seen.
*Mansion*
"YAY!" Lana cheered as the waiter brought their food. Logan and Luan went somewhere an hour ago and have had yet to return, as for Luna she was tuning her guitar and playing with Mick Swagger.
'My dream come true!' She thought with glee.
*Logan and Luan*
"This is gonna be the best fucking prank ever!" Luan chuckled. Logan had on a grin that would make the Grinch proud. "So who's our first victim?" He said. "How about Bobby?"
"Perfect cause he and Ronnie-Anne are on their way! Come on now, Geo must've invited them"
"This'll teach that asshole to cheat on Lori! And with a dude!"
"Yeah" Luan agreed evilly.
She then looked up and saw mistletoe, she gave a devious smirk. "Hey Logan."
"Yeah?" He raised an eyebrow and turned to her, completely caught off guard when her lips connected to his, he fell back With a blush as he saw the mistletoe above him while Luan still had her lips on his own.
*Lana*
"This is so good!" She exclaimed as she tore into her massive burger which was literally twice as big as her head.
"Enjoying yourself?" Geo spoke tiredly. "Yeah! This is great!"
"Well come on get a doggy bag the party's about to start let's get the others. And by doggy bag, I mean a truck."
"Can do! Hey Sanji I'll take everything to go!" She yelled Said blonde chef gave a thumbs up and whistled.
*Logan*
Logan put his hand on the back of Luan's head and slowly pulled it closer to his, deepening the kiss.
Soon they pulled away and both had extreme blushes.
"That was..." Luan said slowly. "Amazing" Logan finished.
"Come on, let's go finish that prank." Logan said With a growing smile. They went over to the lever and saw Bobby. "Target has been sighted."
"Fire 1!" She said loudly as he pulled the lever and launched a watermelon right on his head. "Fire 2!"
*The Louds*
"Where are Lincoln and Lucy?" Lori asked Looking around as they walked down the street. "How the hell did we lose a boy with white hair!?" Lynn spoke angrily. "Lucy I can see, but LINCOLN!?"
*Lincoln and Lucy*
"This is gonna be fun." Lincoln said as he and Lucy got on the rollercoaster inside Geo's place. Lucy smiled, she grabbed his hand both took their seats, meaning Lincoln sat down and Lucy sat in his lap.
*Luna*
Luna was on the ground panting from screaming, holding her sore throat. "That was spectacular!" Mick said clapping before falling fast asleep on a couch.
*Luna's Dream*
"Oh G!" Luna exclaimed as she and Geo danced on the ballroom floor.
"Luna, you look so beautiful my lovely rocker." He said when they leaned closer, their lips mere millimeters away when…
"#FourthWallBreak!" They heard Logan scream as he busted through the wall Of her dream world with Luan on wrecking balls. "#Boobies!" They were then followed by Deadpool. "#Cameo! #CHIMICHANGAS!"
"Guys you're ruining my wet dream!" Luna shouted in rage.
"Fuck off!" Logan laughed.
"LOGAN GET OUT OR ELSE YOU'RE DEAD!" She yelled. "Girl I have played poker with Satan! Also, you cannot scare me right now because me an Luan are fucking high."
*End Dream*
"Those fuckers!" She growled. "Hey Luna!" Geo called down.
"Yeah?"
"You seen Logan and Luan?"
"Uhh no."
"Damn well come on the party's about to start"
*Logan and Luan*
"Harder!" Luan exclaimed As they launched water balloons from the roof.
"This is great!" Logan said, both of their eyes bloodshot as hell. "Logan…stop me of this sounds weird…but, I like, totally wanna fuck you right now!" Luan said, taking a drag of her blunt while launching a water balloon. "Where did the mistletoe go?" He said pointing up, and like he said it was gone.
*Other side of the street*
"Well, my cameo here is done." Deadpool said as he held a fishing rod with mistletoe tied to the hook while he walked away.
*Back with Logan*
"Never mind that. So…ya wanna fuck?" Luan asked again with a growing blush, getting closer and closer to him. Logan smirked "Eh, what the hell." He said before French kissing her.
*Luna*
"Where are those fuckers?" She snarled as she then heard a beautiful voice sing and a piano being played. "Deck the halls with boughs of holly…falalalala lalalala. 'Tis the season to be jolly-"
"Geo?" She said before walking into a recording studio where Geo was sitting down in a chair pressing a button and singing on a mic. He stopped singing and turned towards her. "Oh Hey Luna." He yawned.
"Dude I had no idea you could sing like that."
"You never asked." He said with a small blush. "Hey Geo…can you teach me how to…play piano?" He raised an eyebrow. "But you have far more musical knowledge then me why would you wanna learn how to play the piano? And from me?" She looked down and blushed. 'I need to tell him here and now!' She thought.
*Lincoln and Lucy*
Lincoln gave a moan as he and Lucy were in a spare bedroom naked and she kissed him. "Lincoln, you're a sex god." She said seductively. "Yeah well it's a gift, plus I had a beautiful teacher." He smiled "Wanna go for round 2? This time stick it in my ass?" She asked. "Yeah let's do it!" He said.
*Loud Siblings*
"Finally we made it in!" Lola exclaimed angrily as she dusted off her partially burned dress "Hey sis!" Lana shouted as she flew down with a jetpack and a gift bag in her hand.
"Lana! Where'd you get a jetpack!? And where can I get one?!" Lynn asked excitedly. "Bulma-droid!"
"Bulma-droid?" Lynn said as said machine came out and put a jetpack on her. "Whoa awesome!" She said before flying.
*Geo and Luna*
"And that is that." Luna said shyly." So you…love me?" He said with a blush.
"Yeah." Geo smiled and pressed an button making the comet observatory theme song play. "Let's dance. Just you and me." He said, gently taking her hand and walking into the studio.
The two started to slowly dance with each other as a spotlight shined down on them from above. Luna and Geo stared Into each others eyes transfixed by the others gaze. "Luna…your purple eyes are so beautiful." He said quietly, making her blush.
"Kiss me my music king." She said cutely as Geo connected his lips to hers softly. Luna then deepened the kiss and moaned as she reached towards his pants slowly. "Hey guys!" Lynn exclaimed busting down the door. "Cock blocker!" She muttered.
"I heard that!" She yelled.
*Grand Hall*
"Let's get this partay started!" Geo exclaimed as the guests all cheered and a DJ played trap music just as Geo and Luna snuck away from them.
*In a Closet*
Geo and Luna were viscously making out, their hair was messy and their clothes were scattered. The door was locked and Geo was thrusting into Luna hard.
"Oh yeah!" Luna moaned as she felt her stomach stretching out from his cock. "Luna, you're so tight!" He moaned loudly.
*Logan*
Luan was currently riding Logan cowgirl style on the roof. "You are so big Logan! I love it when you're COCK-y!" She moaned loudly, making Logan laugh. "Damn right ya do!" He said with a shit eating grin before locking lips with her.
*Lincoln*
Lincoln was fucking Lucy in her ass doggystyle. "Lucy I love your ass!" He said with a grunt as he came into her ass. Lucy just moaned in his mouth after locking lips.
*Geo*
"Luna I'm gonna cum!"
"Do it! Cum in me!"
"But what if you get pregnant?"
"I wouldn't want it any other way" She said with a smile and holding his face to hers. "I love you Lunella Janet Loud." He whispered into her ear.
"And I love you Geo Antoine Soul!" "My first name is actually Jarrett." He said with an embarrassed blush. "Really?"
"Yeah, now you see why I call myself Geo." He said embarrassedly.
"Jarrett? That name means Brave Irish Spear, right? " She asked Making him Blush "Do it cum in me." She said in a sweet whisper, getting him to start thrusting harder. He gave a groan and came into her a lot.
*Logan*
"Oh fuck yes! Harder!" Luan moaned As he held her on the ground and thrusted into her pussy rapidly.
"I'm gonna cum!" He yelled. "Me too!"
"Inside!"
"Together!" He moaned. Soon his dick pulsated and he let out his entire load into her. "Amazing!" She screamed as her stomach inflated
*Lincoln*
Lincoln and Lucy panted heavily as they lied on the bed.
"Merry Christmas Lucy." He said softly. "Merry Christmas Lincoln." She said with a smile.
*Logan*
"Oh my fucking God. That was awesome!" Luan exclaimed before curling up in Logan's chest. "Yeah I know, best Christmas ever!" He said. "Merry Christmas Logan."
"Merry Christmas to you too Luan." 'THANK YOU WADE!' He screamed mentally.
*Geo*
"Geo…that was amazing!…Geo?" Luna looked over and saw that he had fallen asleep. She gave a sigh and pulled a blanket over them she kissed his cheek and laid on his chest. "Merry Christmas Jarrett." She whispered as for once in his life, Geo gave a real genuine smile in his sleep.
