Red: Sorry, this has been in the works for a while. This is between Lincoln, Lisa and Lucy. Also, STOP USING THE REVIEWS FOR ROLE PLAYING!


It was a peaceful night at the Loud House as the young genius Lisa Loud had trouble sleeping.


Lisa sat at her table building a strange gadget like always, unaware someone was sneaking up behind her. "Hey sis!" Lisa jumped and saw Lincoln smiling. "Lincoln what're you doing in here!?"

"Is there something wrong with seeing my smartest sibling?" He spoke getting closer a bit, making her blush unconsciously. "What's wrong Lisa?" He asked with a smirk. "I uhhh I uhhh." Her blush kept getting brighter and brighter until she was redder than a cherry. "Lisa you have coffee on your face."

"W-where?"

With a larger smirk Lincoln leaned closer until he was an inch away from her face and…


Lisa woke up in shock and sat up. "Always when it gets to the good part." She sighed as she got out of bed and walked downstairs with a new device in her hands and a screwdriver. 'That's the 12th dream this month. Why can't I get him out of my mind?' She thought in confusion as the scene cut to Geo and Logan who were in the attic. "Ya see…" Logan started. "Lisa's been having multiple dreams about Lincoln and her sometimes. The majority of them erotic and occasionally for some reason involved another sister or girl, the rest was just kissing. Every time she always woke up from it getting to the good part. 'I never thought I'd say, but I need help.'

"Lisa." She jumped as Lucy appeared behind her. "I couldn't help but overhear you for quite some time and listen in on your thoughts and I now know we have something in common."

"And that would be?" She questioned. "We both have been having erotic dreams surrounding our only brother." Lucy whispered with a blush. "You as well?!" She nods. "I know that it would be very frowned upon." Lisa said.

"I told mom and she actually thinks it's sweet that we really care about him. And that at one point she had a crush on one of her cousins." Lisa was shocked at this. "So mother's not going to judge us." Lucy shook her head while smiling. "Dad on the other hand doesn't know and I don't think he SHOULD know."

"Agreed. I am pretty sure if father knew he would not be pleased." Lisa said fixing her glasses which were at the end of her nose.

*Later*

Lisa and Lucy sat on the couch. The house was very cold so they were wrapped up in a blanket. "Lucy, for once in my life I don't know what to do." Lisa said staring into space. "I can't stop thinking about him." She sighed as she picked up the TV remote unaware Logan heard everything from the vents. 'Should I help?…Nah.' He thought as he went back up to the attic.

*Lisa*

"What if we tell him?" Lucy asked her sister. "How, it could never work out and it would be illegal. I am seven years younger than him, you have a better chance since you are almost two years younger than him."

"Hmmm unless..."

"Unless what Lucy?"

"Unless you age yourself up a bit. Maybe ten or eleven."

"That's genius! Why didn't I think of that?!" She spoke while hitting her head. Lisa jumped off the couch and ran to her room.

*Later*

"Lucy!" She heard Lisa call out. "Yeah?"

"Come up here!" Lucy got off the couch and walked upstairs, soon she just teleported behind her. "Glad you could make it my dear sister." Lisa said turning around with a smile on her face. "So what's up?"

"I took your idea surrounding Lincoln and made a machine!" She spoke excitedly as she showed her the machine which was built into the wall. "Cool." Lucy said. Lisa pressed a few buttons and stood inside. Lucy noticed her clothes were quite larger. "What happened?"

"Nothing, I just put on larger clothing so I didn't stretch out my others." Lisa explained as she started up the machine. The machine fired a green laser which blinded Lucy. "Yahh!" When the light died down Lucy opened her eyes and saw Lisa who was a little taller than herself.

"Whoa." Lisa took off her small glasses and put on a larger pair and also saw her longer and messier curled hair. She walked over to a mirror to get a good look at herself. "Hmm, not bad. And this makes me almost 10 with my birthday soon." She spoke impressed "Lucy, would you like to try it?"

"Sure." Lisa readjusted the machines settings and fired another green laser as it engulfed Lucy. It died down and Lucy was a bit taller, her hair was longer and her dress was shorter.

"Nice." She said with a smile on her face as she messed with her hair. She walked to the mirror and looked at her eyes which were deeper and her hair roots were white instead of yellow.

*Later*

"Lisa, why is the house filled with smoke again?" Lori shouted from her room. Said girl stepped out into the smoke filled hallway and spoke. What got everyone's attention was that her voice was much more clear. "A machine I made just overheated."

"Lisa your lisp, it's gone!" Leni spoke, actually getting something right, much to everyone's shock. "Okay, something is going on!" Lynn exclaimed looking around. Soon everything was quiet as a large fan came from the vents and Lucy jumped down blowing away all the smoke up into the attic, causing Geo and Logan to fall down coughing and gasping for air. "What the hell?!"

"I lack air!" Geo yelled as he gasped and passed out. "Great, he's knocked out again!" Logan said as he slowly lifted and opened a marker as he and Luan started drawing on his face.

*2 hours later*

Geo slowly opened his eyes. "Uhh, my head. At least I can breath, what I miss?" He leaned up and saw everyone holding in a laugh and Luan and Logan holding two objects behind their backs.

"What's so funny?" He snapped. "Nothing! Sheesh Geo, don't be a dick!" Luan snickered out as the others tried not to laugh at the pun. Geo glanced at the TV.

"AHHHHHHHHHH!"

He had multiple drawings on his face, including multiple cocks near his mouth with the words 'Insert Here' all over. He calmy turned around to the laughing Loud siblings and clone. "Hahaha very funny guys, but you wanna know what's really funny?"

Geo took a deep breath and started to say a massive series of curse words in multiple languages. However a jackhammer was going off so the readers couldn't hear it but the Louds could, every last word.

"-WITH A LEMON WEDGE!" Geo yelled as he finished his rant and left the house in a huff leaving everyone except Logan shocked at what he just said. "Lisa were those even real swears?" Lynn asked. "I...I...I...I'm not sure."

"I honestly have no idea what the fuck he just said, I kinda tunes him out. All I heard was lemon wedge." Logan said. "Luna you wanna go get him?"

*Later*

Geo was tied up in the attic with chains unconscious. "Now that that's over with." Logan said, holding a shaking Luan. "Lisa don't you have something you wanna say to Lincoln?" Lucy whispered in her ear. "Not yet." She nodded.

"Care to explain what you did to yourself Lisa?" Lori said.

"Ok I'll talk. All I did was increase my age by a few years, no big deal." She spoke calmly.

"YOU WHAT!?"

"What?" She responded. "It's not that big a deal Lori."

"Yeah but…It kinda is!"

"How?" Lisa asked. "It's not going to affect my lifespan."

'Well maybe it'll shave off 22 years. Or just add instead. The latter being most likely.' She thought as she smiled. "Now if you'll excuse me." Lisa spoke walking away to her room. Lucy teleported to her vents.

*Lisa's Room*

"Okay. That could've gone better." Lucy told her as she jumped down, loving her new height. "You're right." Lisa said as she went through her closet. "Which is why I'm going to tell him now…or later tonight." Lisa couldn't see it but she knew Lucy was raising her eyes.

"Well I want it to be kept a secret for a while." She rubbed her head. Lucy sighed and decided to pull her trump card. "Lisa, either you tell him how you feel or I tell him how I feel, and you know very well that I don't do well with sharing, that's your only warning." Lucy spoke as she started to warp away. "W-wait!"

'Gotcha!' Lucy thought with a smirk. "What?"

"Alright I'll tell him. But when the others leave for their things."

"Hmmmm. Okay, but I get to take his V-card." Lucy spoke, narrowing her eyes. Lisa sighed. "Fine." She relented sadly as the goth teased her. "Relax I'm kidding you can go first…or am I?" Lisa glared. "Why you-" She said before laughing when Lucy lost her balance and fell on her head. "Ow!" She whined. "Serves you right." Lisa smiled brightly as she left the room and Lucy got up.

*That night*

Lincoln sat on the couch watching AARGH! "Man what a great episode!" He said as he got up. "Lincoln." He turned around and saw Lisa at the bottom of the stairs. "Hey Lisa what's up?" He asked. "Follow me please, I need your help with something." She said. Lincoln shrugged and sat up before following her upstairs.

*Lisa's room*

Lisa opened her door just as Lincoln walked in behind her. "So what's up?" He said as he sat on her bed while Lucy watched quietly from the vents. 'You can do it Lisa.' She thought with a smile as she closed the door.

"Lincoln I…have something to confess to you…"She said slowly. "And that is?" She slowly moved up to Lincoln before kissing him full on the lips, surprising Lincoln greatly, his brain nearly shutting off from shock.

'Way to go Lisa!' Lucy mentally cheered for her, a ping of jealousy in her mind. Lisa pulled away with a smile on her face and a huge blush on her cheeks.

"I love you." She said while her blush got darker as his eyes widened. "R-Really?" He stuttered. She gave a nod as he fainted. "That was to be expected." She sighed sadly as Lucy giggled while coming down.

"Ugh what happened?" Lincoln spoke after an hour. "Lisa?" He said as he got up, seeing her in a chair. "Lisa!"

"Hi." She said, getting up. "I guess that wasn't a dream."

"Nope." She smiled. "I honestly am not surprised by your reaction."

"Hehehehe…sorry about that." He rubbed the back of his head.

"You're forgiven…and I meant what I said." She told him as she hugged his arm.

"Yeah I know, it's just surprising. How long?"

Quite some time, about 32 weeks." She blushed.

"Wow, talk about dedication." Lucy muttered as she watched. "I've also had dreams of us." She said. "They've been driving me crazy."

"What kind of dreams?"

"…" She blushed even harder from the question. "You...you've been having 'those' kind of dreams, haven't you?"

"…Yes." She admitted as her blush got even brighter than a Christmas tree. "I don't mind actually" He stuttered. "You mean it?"nShe looked him in the eyes. "Y-yeah. Though, I don't know how the others would react."

"Yeah same here." Lucy said, popping her head from the vents. "But she got you first."

"Wait what?"

"Yeah, Lucy also has the same feelings for you."

"Lisa!" She spoke with a blush as the genius smirked.

"Sooo now what?" Lincoln asked while Lucy grabbed his other arm. "I know one thing we could do." Lucy said seductively, making Lincoln faint again. "We got to stop doing that." Lisa told her sister who rubbed the back of her head.