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It's been 3 weeks since the restaurant incident and the Loud House hasn't been the same. Luna never left the basement. Lincoln never spoke to anyone except Lucy and Lynn. Logan and Luan just stayed in the attic online. And speaking of Logan and Luan, they were very bored. "Logan, do you miss him?" Luan asked with a sigh as she hugged him. "Of course I do. He's my best friend no matter how much of a pain in the ass he is and how much I act like a a dipshite." He muttered quietly, making Luan chuckle. "LOGAN! LOGAN HURRY ITS LUNA!" Lana shouted running up the stairs. "What is it!?"
"SHE'S GOING TO HANG HERSELF!"
"AGAIN!?" He shot straight up and ran out. "Luna, don't you fucking dare! This is the 23rd time this month!"
*Basement*
"No! No! No! No! No! No! No!" Logan said as he smacked Luna over the head multiple times."Just let me die Logan! I wanna be with Geo again!" She sobbed, making him slap even harder. "He's not fucking dead!"
"BUT WHAT IF HE IS!"
"He fucking isn't."
"How do you know?"
"Cause if he was he'd be in the fucking ground!" He exclaimed loudly, making her look at her feet. "That's it enough of this, time for a SIBLING MEETING!" He screeched.
*Later*
Everyone had gathered in the basement where Luna was being carefully watched by everyone. "Alright look I know we all miss Geo and want him back but we just can't stay depressed over it." Logan said, Lincoln agreeing with him. "Some of us more than the rest." They glared at Luna as she flinched. "Sorry."
"Which is why I think I told you all how Lincoln and I met that moron in the first place." He said with a smile.
"What?" Luna said. "You guys heard me, I'm gonna tell you the story of how we met Geo, it might bring up the mood a little."
Logan is seen going through Lisa's box of ray guns. "Let's see no no no damn where is it?" He said to himself as he dug around the box looking for something. "Cold Curer. Money Maker. Bacon Cooker. Age Ray." Logan then pocked the last three before rummaging some more. "What're you doing Logan?" Lisa asked. "Nothing!"
"You're a bad liar." She deadpanned. "Get out." She said pointing to the door. "Okay." He said with a sigh as he slowly walked. She slammed the door and Logan kept on his frown as he walked up to the attic, where it turned into a Cheshire Cat smile. "For the smart one, you aren't that bright." He snickered as he reached into his pocket and pulled out a bulky blue ray gun. "Dimension Gate-maker, awesome. Hey Lincoln!"
*Later*
"Ready dude?"
"You know it bro!" Lincoln said excitedly as he fired the weapon, creating a portal which sucked the boy and his clone inside.
*Elsewhere*
A portal tore open and our two heroes fell through it. "Ow." Lincoln groaned. "Where are we?" He said, looking around to see they were in a desert. "Logan what did you do!?"
"Don't look at me! Lisa apparently had the damn thing set to random."
"Yeah sure." Lincoln eye rolled. "Where is it?" Logan handed him the gun, which soon fell to pieces.
"Nice…" Lincoln growled. "HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA GET HOME NOW!?"
"No clue…"Logan cried. "NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH PORN!"
"Logan what is it with you and porn?"
"What is it with you masterbating with Lucy's panties?" He whispered into Lincoln's ear in a creepy perverted voice. "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!"
"I didn't have to." He said as he smirked at his brothers blushing face. "Who said porn?" A voice spoke out, making the brothers look around.
"Did that cactus talk?" Lincoln said as he and Logan walked closer to it, when a pair of eyes opened on it.
"Hello." It spoke with a smile. "Jesus fucking Christ!" Logan exclaimed jumping back with Lincoln holding him, making their positioning look like Shaggy and Scooby.
"I'm Geo." The cactus spoke before falling apart. "You're black."
"Fuck you, I'm mixed!" He exclaimed. "How'd you get inside a cactus?"
"I carved out the inside."
"Why'd you carve out a cactus?" Geo shrugged. "Just felt like doing it I've been stuck in here for 3 weeks surviving on nothing but owls and cactus juice,it's the quenchiest!" He said sarcastically. "I think it's been three weeks. Either that or three years."
"So where are we anyway?" Lincoln asked. "Some dimension with endless desert." Geo responded.
"Wait how'd you get here?" They asked. "Dimensional ray gun set to random."
"See I told ya!" Logan shouted at Lincoln. "Yeah yeah so how do we get out of here?" Suddenly the ground started to shake. "Uh oh, sand sharks!"
"Sand sharks!?" Lincoln panicked as a jagged fin stuck out. "SAND SHARKS!" He yelled. "Quick follow me!" Geo said as he ran east with the other two following him as they saw something that looked like cement and metal…and was alien-like in design. "What the..?"
"No time for dumb questions!" Logan said as he picked up Lincoln and dashed off with Geo.
*Base*
"Okay, we're safe in here." Geo panted as he sat in a chair and the sharks hit their heads on the concrete and retreated. "Phew thanks man I'm Logan." He said. "And this little assbutt is Lincoln."
"Hey!" Lincoln snapped.
"Anyone want a heatap or a chimichanga?" Geo offered. "Nah I'm good in fact, I just wanna nap." Lincoln said with a yawn.
"Yes to the chimichanga and what's a heatap?"
"*GASP!* You have not lived till you drank a heatap!" Geo exclaimed. "Believe it!"
"I'm gonna guess you're a Naruto fan."
"Dude I'm a full on anime nerd." Logan then decided to quiz him.
"Worst looking Pokémon?"
"Klefki…it's a fucking keychain."
"Hottest Girl in Bleach?"
"I…don't remember. I haven't seen it in so long."
"Points for honesty! Best anime movie?"
"Spirited Away."
"What anime am I thinking of?"
"Dragon Ball Z." He then got slapped. "WRONG! Wolf's Rain, bitch!"
"Ok ok! What anime am I thinking of?"
"Naruto." Logan answered.
"Best Pokémon?"
"Charizard!"
"Worst DBZ Character?"
"Yamcha." They both said at the same time. "Did we just become best friends?"
"Do believe we have." Geo said happily. "Chimichangas? They're homemade."
"Maybe just one…"
*Later*
"Woohoo!" Logan cheered. "This drink is amazing!"
"Told ya!" Geo said as he jumped down. "Okay, I have a plan!" Lincoln said, getting their attention. "Geo, are there any other places here like this?"
"Yeah?"
"They might have some stuff we can use to fix the blaster and go home!" He said excitedly. "Well what are we waiting for?!" Logan exclaimed. "Let's go!"
*10 years later*
A 21 year old Lincoln threw open the doors to their main base while the 25 year old Lincoln and 29 year old Geo were behind him. "FINALLY!" They yelled before sitting at a table. "Hey guys, I still got that age gun, anyone wanna be de-aged ten years?" Geo and Lincoln stared at each other before nodding rapidly.
*2 minutes later*
"It feels so good to be eleven again!" Lincoln cheered. "Now let's get to work!"
*5 hours later*
"DONE!" Logan held up the blue gun again, now with it covered in tape. "You guys ready?"
"Hell yeah!"
Logan fired the blaster and they were all sucked into it again, crashing on the attic floor. "My pancreas."
"Whoa that was awesome!" Lana said very interested while Lisa was glaring at the two boys as her phone rang. "Hello? WHAT!?...ok yes I...I see thank you Dr. Palmer." She then hung up. "What is it Lisa?"
"...I'll tell you on the way." She said.
*Vanzilla*
The Louds were on their way to the hospital when Luan started to laugh quietly. "What's so funny Love?"
"Nothing, I just remembered when you peed in Geo's thermos and told him it was green tea!" She chuckled as Logan smiled at that. "Geo can be an idiot at times." He chuckled.
*Hospital*
"Ow. Stomach…hurts." Luna groaned as she entered the bathroom and vomited. "Guys." Lisa said on the verge of tears. "Geo has passed away."
"What!?" They all said shocked as Luna fainted just as the doctor walked in.
"I'm sorry. Would you like to see him one last time?" She asked. They nodded and went in the room where the deathly thin body of him was. "This is your fault you little bitch." Logan hissed silently at Lola who flinched. "Logan please." Luan said. "If you're gonna kill her do it outside." She whispered. "Luan!" Luna snapped. "We can kill Lola later, right now I want us to pay respects to Geo!"
"You people should be STOPPING me!" Logan said as he walked up to Geo and started to slowly cry, barely letting out a single tear.
"Geo I know I can be a total douchebag at times but... you were my best friend and... I... I... I'm sorry if I made it seem it wasn't true… point is... I'm really gonna miss you." He said. 'Great, now I have go to Hell to get his soul…again.' He thought.
"RAAAAAHHHH!" Geo exclaimed making Logan jump and the others scream.
"HE'S A FUCKING ZOMBIE!" Logan yelled as he started to punch Geo. "OW! Ha! I got you guys!" He laughed.
"HOLY SHIT!" Logan said as he started to smile. "You should've seen your face!"
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Logan laughed. "Wait wait hold on this is payback for running you into the ground with the work and the whole restaurant fiasco! OOOOOOHHH! well Well done man high-five!" He laughed as he and Geo high-fived. "Seriously, my heart failed in this place every other hour."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?" Luna yelled.
"I'll tell ya what's going on, this guy earned the bullshit comedy blue ribbon!" Luan laughed. Luna scowled as she decked Geo in his face. "Ow!"
"You bloody idiot!" She yelled as she hugged him. "Don't scare me like that again!"
"I legit thought you were dead and I was gonna have to go down to Hell and pull your fucking ass out of the ground." Logan said.
"I'm sorry Luna." He told her. "No I'm sorry I was a bitch."
"Hey Luna can you reach in my shirt pocket over there on the closet there's something in it I wanna give you."
"Guys let's go." Logan said as he and Luan pulled everyone except Luna out. "Actually you guys can stay we're not gonna bang."
"We know." The two pranksters said as they slammed the door shut, and then cracked the door open a bit to see more. "Let me see!" Lana said as she pushed through her siblings to see.
"Go ahead Luna it's in my pocket." He whispered. She went over and reached in to pull out a small box, she opened it and saw a pure white ring and within in was a sapphire the birth stone they shared. "Lunella Janet Loud you've been the love of my life for the past 2 years and I wanted to ask, will you marry me?" Luna started to cry before jumping on the bed and kissing him.
"Yes you dummy I will!" She said happily as Logan slapped Lola. "Hey!"
"Guys I have something to say too!" Luan spoke as she turned to Logan. "Logan what color do you get when you mix red and white?" She asked looking away with a smile. "Pink?"
She blushed, reached into her pocket and placed a stick that was pink on one end in his hand, his eyes widening.
"Luan are...are...you?" He stuttered as she placed her lips on his, meanwhile no one saw Lincoln and Lucy walk out of the building.
*Said Duo*
Lincoln carried the goth bridal style into the back of Vanzilla where it was the comfiest. "Oh my Mr. Loud, you have kidnapped me." She said in mock fear as he kissed her nose, making her giggle. "Yes Ms. Lucy, you are at my mercy." He joked back.
*Geo*
"Ow. Stomach…hurts." Geo groaned. "Need food."
"Oh baby." Luna said as she rubbed his head. "Maybe you need some milk?" She said adorably.
*Logan and Luan*
The pranksters were in a closet making out fiercely. "So how's it feel knowing you're gonna be a daddy?" Luan asked after gasping for air. "I've never been prouder."
*Lincoln*
Lincoln held Lucy close to him as he took off his jacket and layed it over her. "I love you Lucy." He said into the sleeping goths ear as she snuggled into his chest.
