Geo: WELCOME! To Season 2 of Our Favorite Brother!

Red: In this season Lincoln will be paired up with non related girls and his sisters, me and Geo won't be in every single shot.


It was a lousy day in the Loud House. Lori was texting her friends when she tripped over a roller-skate, breaking her phone which blew up because it was a Samsung. Leni was in the bathroom combing her hair when she accidentally put on hair remover instead of hair gel. Lisa blew up one of her machines…again. Lola put all of her dresses in the washing machine, completely forgetting they were dry clean only and shrunk to doll size. Lynn popped her football and threw away her jock straps by mistake. Lincoln was coughing out blood from a beat down he got from Bobby for showing Lori, with help from Ronnie, that Bobby was cheating on her…wth a guy, along with a massive wailing from Chandler and his lackies. Luna's prized guitar was smashed and Lisa couldn't fix it at the moment, and it had also vanished. Lana was nursing her wounds as when she went outside a snake bit her, luckily it wasn't poisonous and she tamed it in the end. Lucy was crying because she was being bullied for her poetry and the fact that she was a goth and liked Princess Pony. Luan was upset that her beloved dummy was destroyed but Logan was fixing it and improving it, starting with its face to make it look adorable, or at least tolerable. Overall all the Louds were having a majorly terrible day…except for Lily.

Speaking of the Louds, they were all in the living room except Lincoln, who was in his bed with a large bowl filled with blood. "Can this day get any worse!" Lola exclaimed angrily. As if the universe heard her Geo walked in the House

"Hubbadubba doe!"

"What?"

"I think he's broken, Luna flash your tits." Logan said, getting punched.

"Shut up you pervy bastard!" She snarled. "I'm no perv! I just wanna see him faint in a pool of blood."

"Fuck you!" Geo growled as he sat next to Luna and glared at Logan with Luna. "So what's up?"

"Your chin if you don't get your arm off me!" She threatened in a dark tone, making him slowly let go. "Okay I'll bite, what's going on? I only left for one week." He said with a raised eyebrow. "Bad luck." Logan said as Luna growled. "Bad luck. BAD LUCK!? IT WAS MORE THAN THAT!" She roared at the clone. "It was Misery! Torture!"

"Well If it makes you guys feel better I'm here." Geo said.

"Hahahaha! Oh of course YOU'RE here! You just happen to show up every time something goes wrong for us! Geo you're nothing but a bad luck charm!" She said as the others started to agree with her.

"Yeah Luna's right!" Lola exclaimed as they started to surround Geo. "Luna I think you're being a little-"

"SHUT UP LOGAN NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL!" Lisa roared.

"Hurtful." He said with a hurt look. "Geo you always think we need your help, well news flash; we don't! In fact we're better off without you! You're just a nosy little busybody that thinks he's the greatest thing since sliced bread!"

"Luna stop it! Before you say something you regret!" Geo warned with a scowl.

"Regret? What do you know about regret?! My biggest regret was falling for you! In fact!" She took off her engagement ring and threw it in his face.

"Take your stupid ring, your stupid face and your stupid hair and go back home crawling to your mom...oh that's right, you don't have one 'cause she and your dad abandoned you like some kind of disease well if you ask me, they did the right thing so just leave and get out my life! I never want to see you again!"

"THAT'S IT!" Logan snapped, punching Luna hard and making blood fly from her mouth as well, making everyone gasp. "No one insults my friend! Not even YOU!" He roared, making Luna cower in fear as he threw her into a wall. He turned to Geo. "Geo are you?..." Only to find Geo was gone.

"I meant what I said, I don't care if you kill me I'm not taking it back!" Luna spoke with venom in her voice until he slowly turned to her, Lisa and Lola, his eyes completely black as well as his veins. The girls huddled together as he rushed them when all of the others had their arms stretched out in front of him, making Logan stop. "No Logan they aren't worth it!" Lincoln said with hate in his voice.

"He's right, just go make sure Geo's ok, we'll deal with them." Luan spoke as she kissed his cheek and dragged him upstairs, with help from Lana, Lincoln, Leni, Lynn, and Lucy. "Stupid Geo I wish he never existed!" Luna muttered as a boot was thrown at her head, knocking her over. "I HEARD THAT YOU FUCKING SLUT!" She cringed as a huge butcher knife the size of her head landed right next to her ear.

*2 hours laater with Logan*

"You feeling better?" Luan asked with a smile as he panted. "Lil bit." He spoke angrily as she rubbed his shoulders. "I'm just worried about Geo you know the topic of his parents is sensitive to him."

"I know." She said. "Let's go check on him, me and you."

"Okay."

*Knock knock*

"Come in." Lisa entered the room looking very guilty. "Hello…"

"What do you want geek bitch?" He growled. "I'm sorry for what I said to you it was unnecessary, wrong and immature of me…I hope you can forgive me." She said nervously as Logan raised an eyebrow, Lisa always used the word apologize when she asked for forgiveness to see her use a primitive word such as sorry showed she's serious. "It ain't just me you should be apologizing to."

"I know I wish to apologize to Jarrett as well." She looked down as Logan smiled. "Come on." He said. "Let's go."

"What about Luna?" Luan said making him freeze and shake. "...No...let her consequences weigh heavy on her mind, knowing her she'll regret every word." He growled as they left out the house.


"Geo!" Logan shouted at the gate of Geo's manor which look rusted. "Man the place went bad quick." Luan spoke as they heard something and saw his robotic Trunks carrying a trash can. "Hey, where's Geo?"

"Jarrett's in his room and he's not letting anyone in. Hell, most of us can't even get in the House and I'm starting worry, he's like my brother what happened to him?"

*5 minutes later*

"That fucking slut!"

"That's what I said!" Logan spoke as Trunks was clearly pissed off at Luna. "Just wait till his uncle hears, despite his attitude he cared for Jarrett when he was a baby." He added. "Trunks we gotta get home. If you see Geo tell him I wanna talk to him." Logan said. "I will ya know he's lucky to have friends like you." He smiled as they went back home.

*Luna*

Luna sat in her room still angry. "Stupid Logan talking up for stupid Geo!" She said as she threw a book at the wall and knocked a disc loose from the shelf with the words 'For Luna' on the front. "Huh?" She picked it up and read it aloud.

"To the girl who fills my life with love and music"-Geo

She placed it into a DVD player and watched.


"Hi Luna! If you're watching this Happy Birthday!...but of you're watching this now and it's not your Birthday then happy early Birthday!" Geo said with a large smile.

"Anyway I wanna play you this song cause I love you and you mean the world to me." He said as he sat down at a piano and started to play.

*Play Taio Cruz's Telling the World*

"Every part in my heart I'm giving out every song on my lips.

I'm singing out any fear in my soul I'm letting go and anyone who ask I'll let them know!"

Geo sang as Luna was awe struck at his wonderful singing voice and started to cry.

"She's the one, she's the one

I say it loud

She's the one, she's the one

I say it proud

Ring a bell, ring a bell

For the whole crowd

Ring a bell, ring a bell

I'm telling the world

That I've found a girl

The one I can live for

The one who deserves

To give all the light

A reason to fly

The one I can live for

The reason for life!"

He sang as he started to get louder and sing his heart out when she paused it halfway through and broke down in tears. 'What've I done!?' She thought in despair and self-hatred, unaware Logan and the others saw the whole thing through the window. "That was beautiful." Lisa said quietly. "Great chef and a great singer." Luan said with a smile until Logan coughed. "I taught him to cook."

"You liar!" Luan chuckled. "I'm fucking serious."

"Oh."

"If you two are done I believe it's time to Rub it in Luna's face!" Lana said with a smirk. "Agreed. And I would never lie to you."

*Luna's Room*

"Hey!" Luna looked up and saw Logan standing there on the ceiling, making her scream.

*Later*

"You okay Luna?"

"No!" She sobbed as she hugged him. "Logan I'm sorry I'm sorry!" She sobbed into his chest loudly.

"...I'll forgive you when Geo forgives you. So let go of me." He said in a cold tone. "Guess I deserve more than that." She muttered sadly as she let go.

*The next morning*

Lincoln yawned, happy his body wasn't sore anymore. "Man what a night." He muttered, feeling something holding onto him, three somethings to be precise. "Huh?" He looked down to see Lynn holding his arm, Lana holding onto his right leg, and Lucy curled up on his chest. "Why me?" He sighed happily.

*Luna's room*

Luna cried as she woke up, her eyes bloodshot. She walked out her room looking like a zombie, but worse. She made her way to the kitchen where Logan was cooking pancakes.

"Morning Luna!" He said as the girl said nothing except one thing. "Why are you suddenly happy? I still hurt your best friend."

"Because I got laid last night." He spoke with a smile.

"That's nice." He droned as she tried to smile but failed. "And Luan told me to be nice to you or I would be one of her Pranksgiving victims." He shuddered as he placed a plate of pancakes in front of her.

"GUYS! GUYS GUYS!" Leni yelled as she ran in from outside. "What?"

"It's Geo's House! It's Invisible!" Logan and Luna then looked at each other. "I think she's on something and I want some of it."

"JUST COME AND SEE!" She yelled.

*Later*

"What the fuck?!" They all exclaimed as they saw that Geo's Mansion was gone and in its place was an old empty parking lot that was condemned. "Uhh, guys?" They all looked at Logan whose hand was disintegrating. "What's happening!?"

"No!" Lucy gasped as she pulled out a pouch and threw some black powder on Logan stopping him from disappearing for the moment, but his left hand was gone. "Now how am I gonna fap!?"

"EVERYONE QUICK HOLD ON TO ME!" Lucy yelled shocking everyone as they all started to fade. They held onto Lucy and she warped them into their basement which wasn't disappearing as she threw more black powder on them all. "Logan, you use your right hand."

"IT'S THE LEFT HANDS JOB LUCY! EVERYONE KNOWS THE LEFT HAND IS THE FAPPING HAND!"

"Anyway…I think I know what's going on." Lucy said sadly. "You do?"

"Yes…a few months ago I tried to summon a demonic friend of mine, but I got her brother Sogg instead. He tried to steal my soul and had Morgana not interfered I would've been dead. He threatened to return with intent on taking not just my soul but all of yours, Geo included." She spoke as an evil laugh echoed throughout the basement which glowed white. "Well, looks like you found me out!" The light took a humanoid shape and landed on the ground. Lucy snarled while the light imprisoned him.

"Gah!"

"Alright freak where's Geo!?" Logan said as he grabbed his throat.

"How cute you think you can hurt me foolish mortal!" He said smugly until Logan's left arm made a hand completely made of black and white fire.

"EEEEEEEEH!" He screamed like a little bitch. 'Wow, a pussy with a God complex…where have I seen this before?'

"Alright I'll tell you! I heard Luna's wish and granted it. I took Geo out of this world and gave him a new life."

"What kind of life?" Logan growled. "Well…I may have sent him back to the desert world you found him in." He said super quickly. "You WHAT!?" They exclaimed

"Relax I'll bring him back…in exchange for Luna!"

"What!? Why me!"

"Because you're just so wicked! You should've seen the look on Geo's face when I took him back to the other world, he turned to me and said 'Thank you for taking me away from her'." He laughed. "I'll give you about 2 hours to make your decision and say your goodbyes." He spoke as he warped away.

"We are totally going back ourselves, right Lincoln?" Logan asked. "Totally dude. Lucy, can you trap that Sogg guy?"

"Yes. But it won't be easy despite his pushover like demeanor Sogg is incredibly dangerous. After all, he is the one that convinced Trump and Hillary to run for President. Sogg is a major Hell Demon, the most dangerous kind of Demon there is second only to the Succubus." She explained. "But I have a huge cage."

"We'll need more than that, Sogg is a sucker for bets."

"I got a metric fuck-ton of fucking porn." Logan said. "That will also work."

*2 hours later*

"Alright Louds, times up! Bring me Luna or else you won't see Geo again!" Sogg appeared in the basement where a laptop was with an open browser. "Oooooh free porn!" He said excitedly as he ran to it and a large cage suddenly fell on him. "I can't believe that worked." Lisa said.

"Dammit! Not again!"

"Again?" Logan raised an eyebrow. "This is exactly how that flame headed Test kid trapped me." He responded angrily. "Neat. Now bring back Geo!"

"Never! And no amount of pain or porn will make me!"

"Fine then." Logan turned around. "Loud children, to Lisa's room! We're going dimension hopping!"

*Lisa's Room*

"Guys Why do you have all those weapons, umbrellas, and jugs of water?"

"You'll see." Lincoln said as he put on a football helmet, held a chainsaw and grabbed the ray-gun which was now fixed. "Geo here we come."

*Desert World*

A large blue wormhole opened up and all twelve Loud's fell onto the hot sand.

"HOT!" Leni cried out as she jumped into Logan's arms and he dropped her immediately only to carry Luan. "SHARKS!" Lola screamed as a jagged fin tore through the sand. "Lincoln now!" Logan shouted as he lifted a grenade launcher and fired it at the ground, making the sand shark fly out of the ground dead. "So THAT'S what they look like!" Logan and Lincoln exclaimed.

"Look a building!" Lynn yelled.

"Where?!" They all panicked, crowding around the two boys. "It's over 100 miles away." They said.

"COME ON!"

*After 3 hours of running later*

"WHY…IS THIS PLACE…SO FUCKING BIG!?"

Lola yelled as they went up. "I didn't know the sand sharks had legs." Lincoln said. "I don't think anyone knew that." Lynn spoke as she saw a door leading to the roof. "Finally." She opened it and the sun shined brightly inside.

"Come on guys! Let's see what's out there."

*Base*

"Oh my god, we're surrounded!" Lana exclaimed as she looked down to see millions of sank sharks circling the base. "They'll most likely just go away." Lisa said. "No they won't."

"And how would you know Lincoln?"

"Because we were here for over ten years and they never left."

"But you guys came back the next day and didn't look any older!"

"De-aging blaster."

"Oh."

"Plus 10 years on this world is equivalent to one day on Earth. And these things are smart as fuck!" Logan exclaimed loudly

"GEO! ARE YOU IN HERE!"

Lincoln yelled down a tube. "Sorry! No one here!" He heard a terrible fake Chinese impression.

"...Dude really?" Lincoln deadpanned. "Yes." Geo said in his normal voice as he started to come out from an elevator. "How did you even get here?"

"Same way as the first time."

"And what's SHE doing here?" He growled is a cold voice, seeing Luna and turning around.

"Geo...I..I.."

"Save it! You wasted your time coming here I'm not going back!" He started to walk off when Luna ran up and hugged him, making him fall with her. "Wah!"

"I'M SO SORRY!" She sobbed, eyeshadow going down her cheeks Geo growled as he pushed her off. "GET OFF ME!" He yelled, but she kept her grip. Geo then slapped her, sending her flying into the wall and ran off.

"Geo...no…please!" She sobbed as she fell.

*Geo*

Geo ran down the building with tears in his eyes. "That bitch!...THAT BITCH!" He kept repeating to himself as he kept running unaware he was being followed very quickly, and they were catching up. Geo stopped running and came to a dead end. "Damn it!" He yelled as he punched the wall and someone appeared behind him. "Geo."

"What do you want Lucy?" He said sadly. "I'm here to help you." The goth told him. "Help me how I'm not forgiving her." He told her as she just smiled and took his hand.

*Luna*

"You okay Lu?" Logan asked as she slowly got up. "He hates me Logan he hates me!" She cried loudly as she hugged him tightly. "Luna…can't breath!"

"Sorry Logan." She sweat dropped. "Logan do you still hate me?" She asked sadly

"Not as much right now." He spoke making her smile sadly. "Thanks."

"Don't thank me just yet." He told her as they got back up and saw Lucy walking with Geo on a TV screen. "See here they come." He said.

*Later*

"Hey guys." Geo spoke sadly while looking down. "Jarrett." Logan said. "Guys I'm sorry for leaving"

"Sorry won't cut it dude. I lost my fapping hand!"

"So?"

"Your fucking house as well as all of us were disintegrating!"

"I don't care."

"WE ALMOST FUCKING DIED!"

"Yeah so?"

"You're poptarts are gone." Lucy spoke.

"NOOOOO NOT THE POPTARTS!"

"You need to get your fucking priorities straight!"!Logan snapped, slapping him. "Logan!" Luan snapped before slapping HIM. "OW! What was that for Lu!?"

"Now's not the time for that! We need to find away to bring our world back!" She spoke with a scowl.

"Okay okay!" He said. "But he deserved it!"

"True." She nodded.

"But anyway Lisa any ideas?"

"Negative."

"I have an idea!" Leni said. "Oh god." Lisa muttered. "This can't be good."

"Guys give her a chance." Lincoln said.

"My idea is what if we go back to our world, have Geo beat up that mean Soggy Demon guy and have everything go back to the way it was!" They all then face palmed. "What's wrong?" Leni tilted her head. "That's stupid. Even for you." Lisa spoke in a dull tone. "Well then why don't we call his sister and ask her to make him make everything normal?" Leni suggested.

"Okay that sounds like it could actually work." Lincoln said as he looked towards Lucy who nodded. "Alright everyone clear a space." She spoke. "Why?"

"Trust me on this." She glared as they all cleared a space for her. Lucy opened her eyes and started to chant backwards in a whisper voice. She soon started to float upwards and a purple aura surrounded her as a blue beam of energy shot out her mouth and onto the ground, making a portal as a shadowy figure shot out the portal and wrapped itself around the closest female; Luan.

"AHHHHH!" She cried out as it soon crawled off her and took a form resembling hers, but taller by an inch. Her hair was teal and had fox ears hidden in it. She also wore a black dress with heels, and wrapped around her leg was a huge bushy black tail.

"Man it feels good to have a physical form again!" She groaned while stretching, her body covering hair moving and showing her bleach white skin and her crocodile-like white eyes, as well as a pair of cute little fangs and two sets of white wings, along with a pair of huge tits, each one two times the size of a large watermelon.

"Well hello handsome!" She said walking up to Logan who was trying not to have a nosebleed.

"Morgana." Lucy said.

"I need help it's Sogg."

"Oh great, that perv again." She said annoyed "what he do this time?"

"Oh not much, just the fact that he's disintegrating our planet."

"WHAT! WHY THAT LITTLE!" She started swearing loudly in Russian. "Whoa even I wouldn't say that." Geo spoke having understood what she said along with Logan, who was now panicking because his blood was all over the ground. "Take me to him." She growled as roaring was heard outside. "Oh no! The sand sharks smell the blood!" Geo exclaimed. "We're all fucked!" Lincoln ran into a locker, until Lynn pulled him out. Lucy rolled her eyes and shot a portal to their world.

"Get in!" She yelled as they all jumped through the portal and landed in the basement. "SOGG!"

"Shit!" He swore as he hid behind the laptop which Logan took back.

"Hey sis uhhhh…What's up?" He started sweating as she cracked her knuckles, making him flinch

*2 hours of a merciless beatdown later*

"Now DO IT!" She roared at him. "NEVER!" She growled as she broke his ankle.

"AAHH! OKAY OKAY! I'll Reverse it!" He cried. "Good boy." She smiled as she grabbed his ear, opened a black portal, threw him in it, and closed it behind him. "Asshole."

"Thanks for your help." Lucy said with a smile!as the demoness appeared behind Logan. "Hey. Turn around."

Logan did so and passed out in a pool of blood as she flashed her tits which were magically staying up. "HA!" Geo laughed then got slapped by Luan HARD.

"Hey why is it funny when it happens to me!?"

"Because you spazz out." She spoke with a smile.

*Later that night*

"What…happened?" Logan groaned. "Boobs." Luan said with a chuckle as she kissed him. "So everything's back to normal?"

"Yep!"

"Where's Geo and Luna?"

"Geo's on the roof and Luna's in her room crying…Logan go talk to her." He groaned as he sat up. "Okay."

*Luna's room*

"Luna?" He said as he knocked on the door gently. Luna opened the door still crying her eyes out and hugged him. "It's ok, just let it out." He whispered as the rocker cried harder into his shirt. "Why? Why did I say that!?" She sobbed loudly, her voice being heard from the roof. 'Luna?' Geo thought as he listened in. "Why did I do that?!"

"It's ok Luna." Logan spoke softly into her ear.

"He hates me Logan! He hates me!" She yelled in a scratchy voice. "No he doesn't Luna. He just needs a little space." Logan said as he ran a hand through her hair. "Yes he does! He hates me and you know it's true."

"He needs time."

"But..But.."

"Luna…" Geo spoke quietly. He got up and crawled through the attic window. "Geo..." She whimpered, not hearing a door open or see him walk out. Geo gave a sad smile and hugged her, surprising her. "I forgive you Luna and I could never hate you forever. I love you too much." He cried as she hugged him tighter, letting go of Logan as he headed back into the attic. "I'm glad they sorted this out." Lincoln said with a smile.

*Hell*

"DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT!" Sogg roared in anger as he slammed his fists on a table. "It's not fair! I was so close!" He cried while his sister stared at a picture of Logan with hearts in her eyes.

"Stop complaining you pussy." She said with a grin. "Morgana those Louds have humiliated me! Just like Test and his talking dog and genius sisters!"

"And you brought it upon yourself."

"How!" She then face palmed. "You moron." She grumbled. "I hate those Louds! I'll get their souls if it's the last thing I do!" Sogg exclaimed before getting punched. "I said shut up!"