Geo: Red is going through a depressive state because why?
Red:*Sitting in a chair crying* My girlfriend cheated on me!
Geo: Ooh!*Pats Red on the back.
Lincoln opened his eyes, excited about the current day. "Yes!" He exclaimed before looking at the audience. "If you're wondering why I'm so happy right now, it's because today's my birthday!" He explained as he got up. "I bet everyone's getting ready for it!" He said hyped up as he put on his clothes and rushed downstairs to see the house was empty.
"Hello?" He called out. He then heard shuffling from the vents and saw Lucy crawling out. She saw Lincoln and immediately bolted upstairs. "Weird." He muttered as he decided to follow her up to Lori's room, where the door was locked. "Lucy?" He said.
"Lori? Luan?…Tom Selleck?"
Still no answer from the other side. He looked underneath the door and got poked in the eye roughly. "Aahh! What the fuck!?" He yelled as he felt blood run down his face. "Oops sorry Linc." Lynn said from inside. "Is it bad?" She asked someone.
"Very bad." He heard Lisa say. "Bad? IT'S BLEEDING AND I CAN'T FUCKING SEE OUT OF MY RIGHT EYE! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU POKE ME WITH!?"
"Uhhhh…a fork?"
*SMACK*
"LYNN!" They all screamed. "Ya know what, screw you guys! I'm just gonna go to school!"
*School*
"This day can't get any worse!" Lincoln said while scratching at his eyepatch when suddenly he got hit over the head by Chandler. "GAH!"
"Hehe, albino loser." He snickered. Lincoln looked up to see Clyde and Ronnie, looking at him for a second before walking away with sad looks. 'Clyde! Ronnie! Not you too!' He cried in sorrow as Chandler dragged him into the boys restroom. "Hey! Leave him alone you jackass!" Ronnie yelled before throwing a bible at his head. "Run, Lincoln!" She exclaimed as he scrambled to his feet and ran.
*Later*
"Get lost Lincoln!" Lynn yelled angrily. "What but why?" He exclaimed as she shoved him out the door. "Because you aren't WANTED HERE!"
*SLAM!*
"Ow!" Lincoln held his nose as Lynn locked his door. "Idiot!" Lincoln gave a sigh and started to cry. "Not wanted here? Or not wanted in this families life?" He asked himself. Ever since he woke up today, everybody had been giving him the cold shoulder or kicking his ass…okay the Chandler incident was a normal thing, but still. 'Maybe they're better off without me…they barely notice me anyway, less than LUCY.' He looked up at the vents and started making his way to the attic and packed up his things in one box. He then fell to his knees and started crying, not knowing that he had left a trail of blood and tears behind.
*Loud Sisters*
"Nice going Lynn!" Luna yelled. "What I do!?"
"What did you do!" Lucy yelled, making them all stare in shock. "You fucking STABBED HIM IN THE EYE!" She roared as she picked up Lynn by her collar and slammed her onto the wall. "Since when are you stronger than me!?"
She got out before being let go. "Lucy I know you're pissed but it was totally an accident!" Lori spoke, earning a soul piercing glare from Luan as the Goth stormed upstairs.
*Lincoln*
"This is officially the worst birthday ever." Lincoln sobbed into his bandaged arms when he slipped on something and fell headfirst into a wall, suddenly a shelf broke above him, making a bowling ball fall onto his head along with many other things.
*Later*
Lynn held her sprained arm as she and the others walked upstairs to Lincoln's door. "Linky?" Leni said softly. "Linc, I'm sorry okay?" Lynn said as she knocked on the door, neither getting any reply. "Ugh!" Lori grunted with Lola. "What smells like penny's?" They both complained when a scream filled the house, originating from above them. Luna threw open the attic hatch with a flashlight and immediately dropped it.
"LINCOLN!" She screamed before picking him up, her eyes locking onto a blood covered bowling ball, and then a busted shelf with old trophies scattered around. She then looked at Lucy who was shaking and staring at his arms. Luna shakily removed them and nearly threw up from seeing thousands upon thousands of scars and jagged cuts all across his arms, many still bleeding.
*Hospital*
"This is your fault Lori." Lana growled. "My fault!?" The teen said appalled. "It was YOUR idea to make it a surprise and YOU told Lynn to make sure Lincoln didn't find out! YOU KNOW HOW SERIOUS LYNN TAKES SECRETS AND SURPRISES! JUST LIKE HER DAMN SUPERSTITIONS!" She roared before tackling the oldest sister.
"LANA!" Luan pulled her off with a struggle. "LET ME GO LET ME KILL HER!" Lana roared with tears in her eyes. "LET ME KILL HER AND LYNN!"
"Lana calm down! Now!" Luan barked, making every sibling whimper as her pink eyes had fire in them and briefly turned midnight black before they changed back. She then dropped Lana and looked at the bathroom door that Lynn locked herself in.
"Lynn?" She said softly as she pressed her ear against the wooden door and heard the jock crying. She swiped Leni's hair clip and unlocked the door to see Lynn holding something. "LYNN! DROP IT NOW!" Luan yelled before grabbing both of her hands, making Lynn Jr. drop an already bloodied scalpel. "It's my fault! I should've just fucking told him!" She sobbed, covering her face with her sliced up bloody palms as the jokester hugged her. "It's okay, Lynn, he's not dead. Now let's turn that frown upside-down." She said while hanging upside down somehow, making Lucy stare at her. "How do you do that?" She asked when Lynn broke free of her grasp.
*Later*
"You okay Lincoln?" Leni asked as he opened his one good eye. "What happened to me?" He groaned. "You slipped on one of dad's old rollerblades and crashed into a wall, making a shelf break apart and his prized bowling ball fell on your head, splitting it open and giving you a minor concussion." Lisa explained.
"Ow!" He heard a cry from outside the room. "Was that Lynn?"
"Yeah…" Luna said while trailing off.
"What's going on?"
*1 minute later*
Lincoln's eye widened as he got out of his bed as fast as he was able to and headed towards where Luan was, outside the bathroom holding her bloody nose with a black eye. "Wait Linc! First, we need to tell you something…"
"What? I don't have time right now!" Luan looked down. "Look, we're sorry for ruining today. We just wanted to surprise you and it was Lori's idea to give Lynn the task of making sure you didn't find out."
"What? You guys know I hate not knowing about stuff! Remember the Sister Fight Protocol!" He yelled angrily. "We know! We know and it was stupid!" Luan said. "GO AWAY!" They both heard Lynn scream from inside. "Lynn!" Lincoln hesitated. "Open up. I don't blame you."
"Lincoln? L-Leave me alone!" He cried a little from his good eye before picking the lock and forcing it open, hugging her tightly. Her blood soaked into his clothes but he didn't care. "Please Lynn, drop it. I forgive you." He whispered into her ear as he shut the door behind him, leaning close and kissing her bloody cheek. "I love you." He told her as she wept. "I could never hate you."She started to calm herself and looked at him sadly. "Don't tell the others, but you'll always be my favorite big sister." He whispered, making her smile as he ruffled her hair and kissed her.
*Later*
"Hey Linc, sorry we kinda sorta ruined your birthday." Lana said sadly. "Yeah-"
"Save it." He told them. "I'm not mad. Just, please don't try and throw a surprise party, you know what happens when I'm lefr out of something. Does Sister Protocol ring a bell?"
"Hehe, you're not still mad about that are you?" Lola laughed nervously. "Doctor Palmer had to increase my antidepressants because you made me feel so unwanted and useless." He said in a deadpanned tone. "Even Lisa thinks that if my dosage goes up any more it could possibly kill me." He said sadly as the sisters all looked appalled at their actions. "I still want to die because of it. Hell, Clyde has had to stop me from killing myself so many times he put me on Suicide Watch!"
"We're sorry bro." Luna said sadly with a few tears in her eyes. "I said I forgive you." Lincoln then opened the front door and his eye widened at the colorful room with presents and a huge cake. "Merry Christmas!" Leni said with a dopey smile, making Lincoln laugh a little as the others facepalmed. "Leni, it's May 5th."
"Oh...HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
"IT'S LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY!" They yelled angrily and annoyed
"What? It's Linky's Birthday!?" She then smacked herself as everyone laughed.
*Later*
Lincoln sat in his backyard as his girlfriend came up behind him and hugged him. "Sorry for not helping in time, Lame-o." She said sadly when he cupped Ronnie's cheek and kissed her full on the lips, making her blush. "It's alright, just promise me one thing. NEVER keep a secret or hide stuff from me, I always end up hurt from them." He said as a small blood tear came out from his eyepatch. "I swear on my life." Ronnie promised as the sisters watched from Lori's room. Lynn was still crying in her room since they got home, all of her sharp objects being taken away by Lori and Luna.
"Hey Linc, there's something I need to talk to you about." Ronnie told him, whispering into his ear and kissing him gently. "Yeah?"
*Later*
Lincoln slowly limped up the stairs, hearing Lynn crying. He opened her door and immediately hugged her. "Shush now, it's okay. I'm alright, Lynn." He whispered into her ear as she cried into his chest. "How can you forgive me so quickly? I stabbed you in the eye! Made you want to run away!"
"Because no matter what happens I'll always love you…all of you." Lynn slowly started to smile as she fell asleep in his arms.
