Geo: Hey guys Geo here Welcome back to OFB as we Finally start off Logan and Luan's Story arc.
Red: Sorry this was a bit rushed while editing. I hope you enjoy
It was a calm and Quiet Day in the Loud house
"GEO!"
Never mind, I totally lied.
"Geo!" Lola yelled angrily
"Yes Little Miss Hissy fit?" He spoke as he read a book yeah that's Right I said Book Get off the Internet And Read one or something
Red: Geo, stop teasing the geeky fan base!
Geo: fine
"What do you want?"
"Geo I was wondering if...well…"
"Well what?" Geo raised an eyebrow
"Our birthday is coming up and...I want you to-"
"Let me guess pay for it?" Geo finished
"Yes?" Lola asked Uneasily. "No"
"Aw come on!"
"No" Geo said louder
"But Geo" Lola started as He gave a demonic growl. "OK fine I guess that Lyndsey Sweetwater will always have The better birthday Parties"
"Whoa whoa whoa hold up you mean the only reason you want me to Pay for an Expensive Birthday party is because you want to One up your Archrival just because she holds better Parties and rubs it in your face?" Geo said with a raised eyebrow
"Uhhhhh Yes?"
"Why didn't you say so of course I'll pay" He exclaimed
"Really Geo?" Lola smiled
"Of course Princess, anything to make someone stuck up feel bad."
"Yaaaay Thanks Geo you're the best!" She said as she hugged him tightly. she then ran off to tell the others. "It does my Heart good That I helped a Little Girl Get Revenge by Crushing Someone else's Spirit" He smiled evilly
*Later*
"What the hell is going on down there?" Lori asked angrily
"Earthquake!" Leni Exclaimed while sliding under her bed "Geo get In here!" Logan yelled
"What?" The mixed teen said confused
"Geo what the hell is going on!" Lincoln shouted
"Construction"
"…What?" Geo tilted his head
"Why is there Construction?" Luna groaned As she craddled blake in her arms, trying to get her to stop crying
Geo smiled and held out his arms as Luna gave him thier daughter who instantly Stopped crying in his arms and cooed
"you're Such a daddy's girl. Blake" He giggled
"anyway guys The twins birthday in three weeks and Lola wants me to make it." He said with a smile as The others paled. "...you guys forgot Didn't you?"
"No, I just ignore Lola the entire day because she is almost completely terrified of me and knows that I can crush her skull like a grape." Logan said happily before picking up Lincoln, Luan, and his two kids before running up to the attic. "Good luck!" He shouted before locking the door.
"So guys you wanna...help?" He said as the others had left "Well Blake looks like it's...huh?" He looked down and saw Blake was gone and in his arms was an out to lunch sign
"Really Luna?!"
"sorry babe!" His lover shouted from her room
"hey Geo if you need help I'm Not Busy" He looked down to see Lana with a hammer And a huge smile on her face
"Thanks." He said as he lifted her onto his shoulders and Walked out the door to the front yard
With Lana's help construction on the party went smoothly and less loud. However there were some problems like picking out a theme
"Mario!" Lana yelled
"Zelda!" Lola yelled
"Mario!"
"Zelda!"
Lana ripped off her clothes to show she was wearing a Mario Suit
"MARIO!"
"How long have you been waiting to do that?" Lola asked
"Girls if I may make a suggestion how bout Smash bros?" Geo said
"Perfect!"
*2 hours later*
Soon everything was set up after Lana had victoriously won as Luigi, the superior brother, and rubbed it in her sisters face
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Lana cheered happily As Lola scowled in anger
"I win!" Lana exclaimed Happily in her twins face
"Hey guys!" Lincoln said from the attic "What?"
"How's it goin' down there?"
"See for yourself!" Lana smiled proudly
"HOLY SHIT!" He and Logan shouted As It turns out that Geo had Built a Massive Replica of Nintendo Land with A few New Attractions inside Like a Super Smash bros simulation and others. "Whoa!" The others exclaimed as they looked outside
"You guys wanna come?" Lana asked
"YEAH!" They all shouted
"well too bad ask geo" She said smugly
*Geo*
Geo was currently Relaxing in a lawn chair when Suddenly all of the Loud siblings appeared in front of him
"Yes may I help you?" He asked In a annoyed tone as he looked at them
"Geo you have to let us in there!"
"Why?"
"Cause we wanna have fun"
"Why?"
"Because we're bored!"
"And why else?"
"Because if you don't you'll deal with blue balls for a fucking year!" Luna threatened, making him go pale. "Go right ahead in." He said handing her the key card "thanks Babe" She smiled And kissed his cheek before running to the backyard, leaving him with their baby who giggled in his arms
"Oh well at least we get to Spend time together Honey comb" He sighed
*Logan*
"I would go in, but I would rather spend time with my little girls, ain't that right Ruby?" He said as he tickled his daughters feet, making her laugh Loudly As her momma kissed her
"Guys Remember This is for the Twins Birthday" Lori said as She relaxed in a chair
"Hey Logan!" Lola said as she ran up to him. "What?"
"I brought you some Cotton Candy" She said with a smile. "What do you want me to do?" He said. "To be honest Nothing" She frowned As Logan raised an eyebrow At the diva
"Thanks I guess" He grunted As he took it quickly Lola smiled and ran off In the blink of an eye
*Lincoln*
"Woohoo!" Lincoln exclaimed as he Was riding a roller coaster with Lynn
"YEEEEEEAAAAAAH!" The jock screamed In joy as they made their descent. Several minutes later the ride came to an end
"Oh man I love F-Zero!" Lynn said With a smile before looking at Lincoln who was holding his stomach in pain. "So many spiral turns!" He groaned dizzily as Lynn slowly helped him get up and kissed his cheek "You'll Live Link." She said with a smirk before He kissed her deeply, making Lynn moan
"Don't I get some love?"
Both of them jumped as Lucy appeared behind them.
"WHOA! You really need to stop doing that!" Lynn spoke angrily
"No." Lucy giggled before Lynn kissed her deeply
'This is turning me on right now.' Lincoln thought with a bit of drool. Soon they pulled away and saw Lincoln's bulge
"Why don't you let us take care of that?" Lynn whispered As they took him back in the house quickly.
*Later*
"Alright guys funs over" Geo said as walks in the park with a pair of keys
"Awww do we have too?" Leni pouted
"Yes its gonna rain And the moon is coming out." Geo spoke With a yawn "Ok come on guys, let's go." Lori said with a yawn as she slowly walked inside with the others following. Soon afterwards they went to bed all except for Geo Who was Working on something slowly
*3 Weeks Later*
Geo yawned as Luna rested on his chest with no shirt on
"Luna wake up" Geo muttered As she groaned tiredly
"I'm Making your favorite Chocolate and Vanilla Chip Waffles with Bacon bits and Butterscotch cream" He said
"Hmmm with Eggs Benedict and Toast?"
"French toast." He responded as she sat up and kissed his nose. "Let's go" She smiled.
*the Twins*
"*Yawn* Mornin'!" Lana cheered as she walked out of her room with her lizards
"Hey Squirt is Lola up?" Logan smiled
"I am Now" The diva yawned with a growl
"Come on Lols it's our Bday Lighten Up" Lana chuckled. That's when they smelled food cooking and ran downstairs
"Morning Birthday Girls!" Geo said as he finished cooking bacon And placed it on 13 plates. "Don't worry guys your mom ate earlier cause she had to work she said she'll be back tonight" He explained As they all Came downstairs slowly
"What smells good?" Lincoln yawned
"Whoa!" They exclaimed as they saw the Table was filled with food. "Holy shit Geo you Hooked us Up!" Lynn said with wide eyes And a Smile that had drool coming out like a waterfall
"Like it guys? Took me all Morning" Geo said proudly As they sat down at the table
"Dig in!" He exclaimed As they did so
"Man this is good!" Leni said with some sausage and eggs in her mouth
"Tell me about it!" Luna spoke As she enjoyed her food immensely
"Finish up Guys we got a Big day Ahead of us" Geo yawned With a smile before eating an egg sandwich
*Later*
"Alright!" Lana cheered as she Hopped on Logan's shoulders and Laughed
"Why are you on me?" He asked her confused
"Because you're Tall as hell!"
"Fair point." Logan spoke as Geo lead them to a Table with two small boxes. "Well here's your presents" He said with a smile
"...AWESOME!" Lana said as she picked up her box in a heartbeat And opened it revealing a Tool belt with hundreds of tools
"AWESOME THIS IS AMAZING!" She screamed As she hugged geo in a backbreaking hold "Thanks Geo this Is the best gift ever!"
"Can't...Breath...need...Air...Life flashing before eyes...Childhood... Was terrible!"
"Let go, he's turning into a Smurf!" Logan exclaimed as she loosened her grip And he let out a Loud Gasp of air. "Sorry geo" Lana said sheepishly
"No problem here Lola open yours" Geo panted As said took the box and Opened it Her mouth Dropped when she saw what was inside
"A Diamond Necklace!?" She exclaimed
"Yep made from Diamonds in my personal Stash" He muttered As Lola tackled him into a Hug. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"
"Now he's turning purple!" Leni exclaimed. "Air...Need...Air...I...see...a...Light...It's...Warm...and...Red!...and...smells...of...Lavender...and onions!" Geo muttered before fainting
"Lola!" Luna yelled
"Hehehehe oops" she said with a sweatdrop As geo got up and Pulled out a Remote. "That's not All" He gasped As he pressed the button and the house briefly shool Before It stopped. "Geo what the hell was that?" Lana asked
"Let's go see"
*House*
They went inside but everything was normal
"Huh? What was that?"
"Let's go upstairs" They walked up the steps and Saw everything was still normal But there was a new Door
"Geo, what is that?" Logan asked in a whisper. Geo walked over and opened the door revealing a Room with a Princess design inside of it
"Lola, this is for you!" He said as she walked in her room with an open mouth
Geo then walked over to a White door, the only thing that wasn't Pink, and opened it Revealing it was Connected to another room
"And here is for Lana." He said as said girl ran in and let out a squeal The others followed her except Lola who was still frozen due to shock. Lana's room Resembled the inside of a Barn Literally, there were mini pigs everywhere, one of Which ran into her Arms. "Awesome a Pig!" Lana cheered
"Geo how'd you do this?"
"I'm rich, I can do anything."
"Like make me immortal?" Logan asked.
"Okay, almost anything. Anyway Guys Go check your Rooms"
Lynn's eyes Widened. "No Way You didn't!" She gasped With a smile. "Don't believe me go check" He dared As Lynn ran off "HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU HAVE TOO SEE THIS!" She screamed As they rushed to her instantly And saw her room Was all Sporty Her Bed was A Massive Wrestling Ring
"Where's Lucy's stuff?"
"Follow me to the basement!" He said Over dramatically
*Basment*
"Whoa!" Lucy said as the basement looked like a graveyard and in the Middle was A Casket that resembled a Bed
"I love it!" She said with a smile As she opened it up And laid down in the coffin. "Lincoln your room is down that hatch on the floor, it is the largest room in the house." Geo said with a smile as he pointed to a corner. Lincoln walked over and opened the door Slowly, making the handle screech loudly. He walked in via a ladder And gasped at the sight of it. The room looked like it was straight out of Tron Legacy with a white and blue circuit board design
"Wow!" He exclaimed In happiness and surprise.
*Later*
"This is awesome!" Lynn cheered as She rode the Rollercoaster In the backyard Nintendo Land
"Hello Testing is this on?" Geo said To himself As he used the Microphone In a booth.
Soon he got it to work. "Ok Everyone can I have your attention please" He asked But no one listened
"Hello?"
Still nothing
Geo sighed and pressed a button that Played the Boku no Pico theme song for a few seconds until someone shot it and shot him for playing it. "Fuck you Logan." He groaned as he got back up soon they all approached the Stage with disgusted looks
"Now then Welcome to Lola and Lana Louds Birthday Party!" He said with a smile As the crowd cheered happily
"Now then Please Welcome the Girls of the Hour!" He shouted into the sky As Lola and Lana walked on Stage in their normal clothes
"Now Then I have a special announcement to make but first This Party was brought to you by My Company Soultech Industries" He said with a cocky look
"Hooray?" Lincoln said unamused
"Anyway Lana" He looked at the tomboy
"Yeah Geo?"
"These past few weeks You've shown great Skills in being kind"
*Plays clip from Patching things Up*
"Bravery"
*Shows Clio from Frog's Wild"
"And Pure Generosity"
*Shows clip from Toads and Tiaras"
"Miss Loud" Geo spoke as Rita walked on stage
and Sat in a Chair. "Miss Loud If it's Ok with you I would like to Take Lana as My Apprentice and Make her my Eventual Successor" He said With a smile as Rita covered her mouth while Smiling
'That son of a bitch!' Logan thought angrily At his friend. "Wait Really Geo you...you want me to be your successor!?" She said with a huge smile that would make the Joker proud
"Yep!" Geo told her
*Later that night*
"GEO!" Luna yelled In Anger as she And Logan were pissed off at him
"Hello there Honey Bun how bout A Kiss?" He said just as Luna Slapped him and Logan kneed him. "Why?!" He whimpered in a high pitch tone that made Fred Figglehorn sound normal
"You Bastard How Could You!" Logan roared
"What I Do?"
"You Made Lana your Successor Geo we talked About This We agreed that When Blake was Older we tell her about Her Fortune Inheritance!"
"I made Lana the Successor To my Company Not my Fortune!" He snapped at his fiancée. "Oh." She paled at her mistake.
"And that is why I AM MAD!" Logan roared. "I SAVED YOUR FUCKING LIFE HUNDREDS OF TIMES OVER AND BROUGHT YOUR PREGNANT LOVER BACK HERE!" He roared, making Geo quiver. "We agreed on me being your successor! Why change it?!"
"Dude I told you you would be the successor to My Diamond Mine"
"You don't have one! And you said, and I quote, 'Logan, you are my best friend, the only person who has 100% of my complete trust. You have sacrificed great things just for me, so I have decided that, if something happens to me or I die you will gain control of Soultech Industries.'"
"Nope I never said that" Geo said with a nervous look. "I WILL SEND YOU TO HELL AND PULL YOU BACK UP SO I CAN KILL YOU AGAIN!"
"LOGAN YOU DO THAT AND YOU WON'T GET ANY PUSSY FOR 7 MONTHS!" Luan yelled as she walked downstairs and Matched his Glare until his eyes turned pitch black, terrifying her and telling her that he did not care Luan stepped back and Felt her skin Pale as he pointed a gun at his forehead. "Talk now or I pull the trigger. 1…2… 2 and a half…thr-"
"Okay okay I'll talk!" Geo exclaimed with tears.
"I used my Dream Walker machine and I saw Lana's Dreams She's Sad angry and Upset about being In Lola's Shadow She's proud of her skills but she feels like She'll never Measure up to her Or Any of her Other Sisters" He explained. "The only one she feels higher than is Lincoln and she feels bad about that!"
Logan calmed down very very slowly and realized both sisters were crying from Geo's words
"I didn't Just Choose her Because I felt bad for her Logan I chose Lana because I can See her Potential" he spoke as Luna went over and hugged him. "I'm sorry I doubted you Babe"
"And I'm sorry I make her feel bad." Luan said wiping tears away before running up into her new room.
"Yeah I'm sorry too Man, it's just that you know how much that meant to me. All of that shit you said about trusting me completely, now it makes me question if you were serious about that."
"Dude I trust you why else are you the only one with a Credit card to my Bank Account?"
"You gave it to your girlfriend too. And Lincoln, might I add!" Logan yelled
"Correction a Credit card to My Swiss Bank Account"
"They still have that!"
"Ok fine I do trust you it's that you've been Getting Angry A lot Recently One time you gave Lincoln a Black eye and You pushed Leni down The stairs you even broke Lisa's glasses!" Geo exclaimed
"Lola did those first two! I did that third thing because Lisa refused to make the entire family immortal."
"Regardless, you have been having anger problems recently-"
"Because unlike you Jarrett, I had a fucking job! I got fired because I was accused of sexual harassment and I have to deal with two kids every fucking day!"
"That's No excuse to Take it out on Us!" Geo spoke getting upset at him. "I don't take it out on you! I only broke her glasses and that was it!"
"It's not just me it's everyone in our family"
"YEAH WELL YOU AREN'T FAMILY!" Logan yelled his eyes flashing Black for a brief second
"The only person in this family that I have hurt is the dad because he is a neglectful asshole! You know nothing of what I really do! What I go through! I didn't ask to be here in this hellhole! I didn't ask to be made…"
Geo gave a sigh and walked towards the door and froze at his next words. "You really think I want to live? You're dead wrong, I would love to just put a bullet in my brains." Logan started crying himself before running up to the attic
*Logan*
"Assholes! All of them!…except Luan." He said as he punched the wall
'Kill them' A raspy voice spoke in his mind. 'Kill them all.' Logan's eyes flashed black for barely a second before he shook his head. "No. I won't. If anyone is gonna die, it's gonna be me." He said as he went over to a Closet and pulled out a knife.
He was about to stab himself when he saw a Picture of him Luan and their Children 'I'm sorry.' He muttered
"LOGAN LOGAN IT'S LUAN SHE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!" Lincoln yelled running in the room Logan dropped the knife and ran out quickly And towards her room Where it was neon pink. "Ahh! I've gone blind!" He exclaimed with his hands over his face
"CLEAR!" he heard Lisa say as he uncovered his eyes and saw Luan on the floor twitching
"Luan?" He stuttered As he moved closer to her
"Stay back Logan" Lynn said angrily
"Lynn what happened?"
"I don't know she started screaming Logan was going to kill me, so I assume you did something you freak!"
"I didn't do jack SHIT YOU SORE LOSER!" He roared, making Lynn flinch Without Realizing that Luan was Breathing Faster however Lisa Noticed it. "Logan get Angry And Yell Again"
"I am angry!" He yelled "Now Yell"
"I JUST FUCKING DID YOU DEXTER WANNABE!" He yelled as his eyes Turned black Lisa wasn't scared on the outside she took a napkin and wiped her glasses clean and turned him around to luan Who was Now Awake he calmed down when he saw The fear in her eyes and realized something
'She was scared of him!' They all thought as Logan left, pulling out his knife and going back up to the attic with tears in his eyes. He forced the blade into his knee
'Luan I...I'm sorry!' He thought with depression as he stabbed his stomach and cut himself open
'Why why can't I die easily!' He thought as he felt his skin healing itself quickly. 'I'm not fucking Wolverine!' He then grabbed something he took from Lisa; a plasma blade. He then started cutting himself up and was happy to see he wasn't healing
'Finally death' he thought but before he could cut himself more he was Punched into a wall, but fortunately for him the force was enough for the blade to enter his throat.
*unknown Location*
Logan was floating in a white abyss with a smile across his face
"Finally I'm dead, I can't hurt people anymore." He sighed when he saw a Window appear and was Taken into a House that was a Mess inside
'Huh?' He thought as he heard a scream from inside.
He flew in and saw a Little girl that had his hair color sitting next to a girl with blackish red hair.
"Ruby? Lulu?" He whispered
"WHERE ARE YOU LITTLE WHORES!" A voice roared as Ruby held on to her sister and Lulu scowled in anger and fear When the door was thrown open Logan was shocked when he saw who it was
"Luan?" He gasped, seeing a half empty bottle of vodka in her hand
"Didn't I tell you two to Clean this House?" She spoke in a Low Tone as Lulu held a knife at her.
"Stay Back you Monster!" She roared
Luan smirked and Smacked the knife out her Hand. "Oh Please You don't have the guts to STRIKE ME!" Luan yelled as she Hit Her with the bottle
"TRY ME!" Lulu then tackled her
"No Lulu!" Ruby shouted as she repeatedly punched her mother
"YOU'RE JUST LIKE YOIR FATHER! A COMPLETE MONSTER!" Luan yelled in anger. "HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?! ALL YOU DO IS DRINK AND DRINK!" Lulu yelled as she grabbed her knife and shoved it into her crying mother's shoulder. "You don't care about us!" She sobbed loudly as the vision in front of Logan froze
"Is this what you wanted Logan?"
"G-Geo?"
"Was your Suicide Really worth all of this Chaos?" He asked. "A-All I wanted was for her not to be scared anymore. So I didn't apparently hurt anyone else." He spoke Sadly with large tears
"That's Understandable but all you had to do was Talk to someone After all you told me the same thing when I wanted to kill myself" Geo muttered
Logan sighed. "You're right" He muttered. "But I've wanted to die only several days after I was created.
"Why?" Geo asked. "Because I'm not a real person. I wasn't born in a womb, I was grown in a tube. 99% of the emotions I show I just fake. The only real emotions I feel are Sorrow, Joy, Disgust and Rage."
"Logan those that feel any kind of emotion is Real after all you've felt Happiness and Love"
"Yeah, after half a year of trying to kill myself." Logan was then shown Pictures of him and Luan, smiling and kissing
He felt something warm in his chest growing slowly. The feeling grew as he saw Pictures of Geo Lincoln and the others
'What have I done?' Logan thought sadly as he felt himself fade away
*Attic*
Logan slowly opened his eyes
"Geo? Lincoln? Luan?" He groaned slowly As he stood up only to fall back down and scream He saw his Leg was bleeding immensely and that some of his intestines were trying to pour out.
"Damn it! Why did I do that! Somebody! Anybody." He exclaimed as he heard rapid footsteps While his vision faded black
*Later*
"Jesus Christ, why'd he do that to himself?! He's like a jack-o'-lantern!" Lisa spoke, trying badly to not vomit As she sewed him up and injected him with Healing serum that was working slower than it should have been.
"Lisa?" He groaned while coughing up blood.
"Don't worry Logan I'm almost done" She whispered As she finished up when he heard crying outside
"Lucy let her in" said girl nodded and opened the door and Luan walked in with bloodshot eyes
"Logan!" She cried As she went over to him
"This is all my Fault!" She sobbed loudly As she hugged him gently
"No Luan it's mine I shouldn't have Scared you, I was just pissed off at a certain mixed asshole." He said "Logan you do know if Geo hadn't showed up you'd be dead right?" Lucy said, making him have a heart attack and almost need to undergo surgery
"Damn it Lucy!" Lisa shouted
*Later again*
"Ow." He groaned before slapping Lucy into a wall. "I fucking hate you." He lied before pulling Luan down to his face and kissing her
She pulled away. "Wait" She said
"What's wrong?"
"I want you to make Peace with Geo"
"He has to apologize first. And repay me."
She gave a sigh and nodded "alright Lincoln bring him in"
She turned around As Lincoln and Geo walked into the room
"Logan I'm sorry. I didn't think that it meant THAT much to you." Geo spoke sadly
"And I'm Sorry I said you weren't Family" Logan mumbled
"Say again?" Geo said with a smirk. "Wipe that thing off your face before I cut it off." Luna Threatened her lover
"Anyway Here I brought this to you" Geo said as he gave Logan a Piece of Paper
"What's this?"
"Well I Called in a Few Favors and I managed to Obtain the Deed to the Kingdom of Wurnüx"
"WURNÜX!? YOU MEAN THE VERY SAME KINGDOM THAT'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE WORLD'S SUPPLY OF DIAMONDS!" Leni exclaimed in Shock
"Yep the very Same,wait how'd you know that?"
"I did a Report on the Kingdom It was Told When the deed was Lost the Kingdom was Abandoned and whoever found the deed Claims ownership of the entire Kingdom! That was over 500 Years ago, and I always buy jewelry from a store that has those diamonds." Leni spoke shocking everyone. "Leni You Scare me sometimes" Lisa gulped
"Geo you did this for me?" Logan gasped
"Yep I had to turn my Place into a Hotel to get it" He said with a frown
Logan sighed And smiled a bit
"Thanks man."
*Later that Night*
"Lu." Logan muttered
"Yeah?" His soon to be wife whispered as she looked at him
"I'm sorry, I just snapped and finally lost my temper."
"It's alright Logan" She said with a smile
"No it's not, I made you fear me and tried to kill mself again." He sobbed silently
Luan kissed him gently on the lips
"Don't cry, cutie." She told him with a small blush
"But I.."
"No buts Logan I love you, and I can't stay mad at you ever." She said. "Logan promise me something"
"What?"
"Promise me you won't try to kill yourself again" She said With tears in her eyes as he grasped her hand
"Luan I..."
"Please Logan I don't know what I'd do if you died!" Luan pleaded As she started to cry silently
"Lu, promise I won't ever try it again." He Told her while looking deep into her eyes
She smiled and cried into his chest softly.
