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Lincoln hid in his room with mahogany planks nailed to his door. "Yup, it's April first, better known as Pranksgiving. Luan's favorite holiday, she always goes overboard with them, more than usual on this day. She doesn't know this, but every year I set off every trap so none of my family have to suffer from them, and almost every one of them have nearly killed me!" Lincoln exclaimed while looking out his window and picking up a walkie talkie. "Lucy, any sight of Luan?"
"Negative, she still hasn't come home from school."
"GUYS, GUYS, GUYS! CODE: BURGUNDY! CODE: BURGUNDY!" Lynn exclaimed with panic in her voice. "OH MY GOD! THE ICE CREAM MEN HAVE USURPED THE GOVERNMENT AND ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD?!"
"Leni, that's Code: Seashell Purple. Code: Burgundy is that Luan is on her way." Lisa explained. "Oh...wait-"
LUAN'S ON HER WAY!" They all exclaimed while Lincoln laughed at what Leni said. "Lincoln! Your window is the only one that isn't barricaded. Go look!"
"Right!" He poked his head out to see something that made him freeze. Luan was standing outside, crying her eyes out in the hailstorm of rain, but even through all of that he could make out something that was on her; blood. "Luan?" He stuttered when she suddenly collapsed onto the cement, her head leaking out more of the red liquid. Lincoln grabbed a crowbar from under his bed and tore off the mahogany boards. "ABORT THE MISSION, REPEAT ABORT THE MISSION! LUAN'S HURT!" He screamed as he ran past their doors. "IT'S A TRAP LINCOLN DON'T DO IT!" Lola screeched.
"I'M TAKING THE CHANCE!" He yelled before breaking open the front door and rushing towards her, where he could see her better. Her face was purple and swollen, her sleeveless dress shirt was torn along with her skirt, her shirt was also open and revealed her bra was missing, she was missing a shoe and all over her was a barrage of cuts and bruises hidden in mud and other things. Her leg was also very swelled and had some bone showing and her right arm was broken completely, bones sticking out of her elbow. "LUAN!" He picked her up and ran back inside the house at light speed, throwing everything off of the living room table to rest her on it. Lincoln let out a sigh of relief from seeing her chest slowly move, showing she was barely breathing. In the light he could also see several marks around her neck. "My God, what happened to her?" Leni asked while poking her head out. "I STILL SAY IT IS A TRAP!" Lola screamed behind her door. "Leni get a First-Aid kit!"
"A wha?"
"The red box thingy with the big white plus!" He screamed.
"Right!" Leni panicked, and she ran off to retrieve the box from the kitchen, breaking a chair in her panic. "Luan! Luan please stay with me!" Lincoln stammered as he opened one of her eyes, which was extremely bloodshot you couldn't even see her pink iris. "My God!" He snapped his head back to see Lori, shaking with fear. "Don't just fucking stand there!" He barked, making her jump. "THIS ISN'T A FUCKING PRANK; GET YOUR FUCKING ASSES DOWN HERE!" She yelled as they all ran down except for Lola, who only ran down after poking her head out and seeing her condition.
*Later*
"She's coming to!" Lana said as she poked her head into Luan's room. The others rushed in faster than the speed of light. "Whoa!" Lana exclaimed as Luan started crying, her eyes refusing to open
"Luan?"
"What's wrong?!"
"What happened to you?!"
"GO AWAY! GET AWAY FROM ME!" She screamed as she slapped Lana away and into Luna when she, with her unbroken hand, threw stuff at them, from Luna's drums to Mr. Coconuts.
"Luan, stop!" Lori shouted when her ventriloquist dummy was thrown right in her face, making the oldest Loud sibling fall back "Ow!" She screeched as the door slammed shut, Lincoln being the only one left inside as he had hid. Luan tried to curl up into a ball before realizing she could only move her left arm, which she covered her crying face with. "L-Luan?" He said with a stutter. "Please talk to me."
"No no please don't hurt me!" She stammered as he walked up to her and softly caressed her head, making her flinch heavily from his touch. He then started to quietly sing to her.
"Baby mine, don't you cry.
Baby mine, dry your eyes.
Rest your head close to my heart,
Never to part, baby of mine.
Little one, when you play,
Pay no heed what they say.
Let your eyes sparkle and shine,
Never a tear, baby of mine.
If they knew all about you,
They'd end up loving you, too.
All those same people who scold you,
What they'd give just for the right to hold you.
From your hair down to your toes,
You're not much, goodness knows.
But, you're so precious to me,
Sweet as can be, baby of mine."
He dried Luan's tears which were mixing with blood. "Thanks, Linc." She said sadly, allowing him to see her open mouth and gasp. Her braces and a few of her teeth were missing, her gums making it apparent that they were forcefully pulled out of her mouth.
"Luan who did this to you?"
"N-No one!" She lied. "Luan please let me help you." Her brother begged, and Luan shook her head rapidly and only stopped when she heard bone crack. "Ah!"
"Luan! Talk to me." He said in a stern voice. "No!" She cried harder. "Why? Why won't you?" Lincoln started to cry himself. "Luan, your arm is broken, so are your legs! Your whole body is covered in cuts and holes!"
"Because if I do he'll kill me!" She muttered, desperately wanting to cry in fetal position. Lincoln froze as he held her still and forced her to look him in the eyes. "Luan, talk to me. NOW!"
"…Ok." She flinched at his tone. Lincoln, and the other siblings who were crowded on the other side of the door, stared at Luan in shock as she went into full detail of her day. There had been a new prankster at school and he had decided to choose Luan as his new target, at first it didn't sound so bad to them, until she started describing his pranks. Poisoned food, guns, knives, animals with rabies, rape, etc. The whole house went quiet as she went further into detail. Leni started crying when she mentioned a bear trap and her neck. Luna was getting angry to the point her nails were digging into her palms causing them to bleed when she said that an anvil was involved with her broken arm. Lincoln turned around to see Lily crawl in with a heartbreaking look on her face. "Wuan sad!" Lincoln picked up the baby
"Don't worry Lily the Bad man won't get away with this." Lincoln whispered as he put her small purple shirt on her and picked her up and walked off "Lincoln! Don't even think about going!" Lori told him as he left the bedroom. "Or else what?" He responded without turning around and setting Lily in Leni's arms. Lori said nothing, instead opting to look down. "Lori none of you can stop me." He said calmly. "I know but-"
"BUT NOTHING."
*Later*
"So, Maggie. Tell me what this jackass looks like." Lincoln asked his sisters emo best friend. "I...I..can't" She looked away from him nervously. "Why not?" Lincoln asked, seeing how scared she looked and gently grasped her hand.
"Please I want to help." He said softly. She gave a sigh as he gave her puppy-dog eyes, every humans weakness. "Ok I'll tell you." She sighed reluctantly. 'Damn those cute eyes!' She thought with a blush.
"Brown hair, pale skin with tons of pimples, blue eyes…" She explained to Lincoln who had a notepad, writing down everything she said
"Anything else?" He asked as she nodded. "He wears the exact same outfit almost every day. A green shirt, blue shorts, sandals. Hmmmmm…he also has buck teeth."
"Right." Lincoln nodded. "One last thing; he had a stupid looking fedora that definitely makes him look like a fuckboy."
"Thanks Maggie" He said with a smile as he left her house when she grabbed his wrist. "Wait!"
"Yeah?" He asked while turning around, seeing the rare expression of fear on her face. "Please make him suffer, he hurt my only friend that actually cares about me." She sobbed as he sighed and hugged her. "I promise." Lincoln said into her ear as she hugged back, making his eyes widen and her blush darken before Lincoln quickly walked away.
*Later*
Lincoln walked through the cloudy streets past Gus' Games & Grub. 'Damn!' He thought with a growl when suddenly he fell on his back. "Whoa!" He exclaimed. "Oops sorry." He grunted as he stood up and instantly glared. 'It's him!' Lincoln thought as he stared at the guy he ran into, recognizing him from Maggie's description.
"You ok?" He said sarcastically.
"Yeah." The guy replied as he walked off, not knowing that Lincoln was now following him.
*Elsewhere*
Ronnie-Anne sat in her room playing games when her phone rang. "Hello?"
"Hey Ronnie, it's Linc."
"S'up Lame-o?" She said with a smile. "Can you come to my house quickly? There's something you need to see." He spoke in a calm tone as she slowly got up. "Sure." The Latina yawned.
*Loud House*
Ronnie slowly walked up the wet steps and knocked on the door. A few moments later, Luna opened it up. "Hey Ronnie, come on in." She said with a serious look as Ronnie walked in to see several of the sisters very depressed. "What happened, did someone die?"
"Almost." She replied as she let her upstairs and lead her to Lincoln's room where he was waiting. "Ronnie." He smiled. "So, what's up?" She asked, seeing the cold expression on him Lincoln started to explain the problem and showed her Luan, who had finally fallen asleep.
"Dios Mio!" The Latina held down her vomit. "I need your help to hurt the fucker that did this." He told her calmly.
"...I will." She growled
*Later*
"Okay, so do you three got the plan?" Lincoln spoke to Luna, Lynn and Ronnie
"Of course, we do." Lynn said while holding her metal baseball bat as he nodded with a grin.
*That Night*
Lincoln slowly strolled through the pitch-black streets, a meat cleaver in his hand as they approached his house "Luna, you take the back." The rocker nodded. "Lynn you take the front, Ronnie you get the left and I got the right."
"On it." She grunted.
*Inside*
"My awesome new prank is gonna be amazing!" Trevor exclaimed as he worked on a paper and set down his pen. "Almost done, just need some rabid dogs and cement." He said with an evil smile when a beeping went off in his room. "Intruders!" He exclaimed as he rushed to his computer and saw his hidden cameras
*Lincoln*
'Good thing I have a mask on.' Link thought with a smirk as he snuck through a window.
*Lynn*
'This seems a bit too easy.' Lynn thought as she walked through the front door when she heard a clicking noise and a loud blaring air horn. "Called it." Lynn muttered.
*Ronnie*
"What was that?" Ronnie said aloud while opening a window and stepping inside.
*Luna*
"Easy." Luna giggled as the alarm went off. "Damn it."
*Lincoln*
Lincoln destroyed the air horn "So, he knows we're here." He growled as a bowling ball slid past the front door while Lynn entered, knocking her over.
"Ow." She groaned as a trap door opened beneath her and she grabbed Lincoln's hand. "Whoa!"
"Lynn, you okay?!"
"Yeah, just pull me up!" She said with a frightened tone as he started to pull her up, seeing that what was inside the trapdoor. A pool of lava with sharks with frickin' lasers beams attached to their heads and fangs and buzz saw tails. "…How the fuck?" He muttered with dot-like eyes.
*Elsewhere*
Luan stirred from her sleep. "Huh?" She groaned as she sat up very slowly. "Luan, you're awake!" Lana said worryingly. "Lana? What happened?" She groaned quietly. "Well, Lincoln looked out his window." She said and started to explain for a few minutes. "No! Is he insane?!"
"Why what's wrong?" Lana asked.
"Lincoln's gonna die!" That made her eyes widen.
*Lincoln*
"Where is he?! That lava pit was overkill!" Lincoln growled, pissed off even more. "HAHAHAHAHA!" Trevor's laugh echoed throughout the house as the other two joined Linc and Lynn. "Well well well well well well." Trevor giggled over an intercom, making them look around
"Looks like I got me some trespassers!" He said with a sneer as gears clicked and the floor slowly started to open around them. "What's happening?!" Luna panicked as the building shook loudly and another hatch opened up, followed by growling.
"FEAST MY PET!" Trevor roared as a bear crawled out.
"Seriously, what's wrong this guy?!"
