Red: HEEEEEEY EVERYONE! We're back. No I know you read the title of this shot but listen, it's not about Lincoln torture or the sisters being demonized or Lincoln being a spoiled shit after they take a year to realize they fucked up. This is merely our scenario of the aftermath of Loud House's worst episode with us in it. This took a very long time to get to but my main guy/girl/attack helicopter LucklessBlock86 edited this so big shoutout to Luckless! Also read this to the very end. And with that, Love, Luck & Lemons.
We see the Loud sisters (minus Lily, Lana and Lucy) pushing Lincoln through the doggy door in a squirrel suit. "Almost...there...and..." Lola growled as the head flew out and hit Lincoln in the face. "OW!" He cried out in pain as it gave him a second black eye. "Oh no, are you okay?" Lana asked with genuine worry for her brother. "Y-Yeah, I'm okay." He whimpered as Lana hugged him from behind. "I'm sorry they did that." She told him sadly as the door slammed shut and made him flinch from the sound. "It's alright." He responded, putting on the bravest face he could with two black eyes when Lana perked up. "Lincoln, something tells me they're gonna be in a lot of trouble." Lana said happily with a sadistic tone as she pulled out her phone and dialed 2 numbers at once.
*SpongeBob voice guy: Two days later*
"Lincoln! We need you!" Luan shouted. "Why?" He asked nervously, walking down the stairs to meet her. "I'm going to a comedy competition and I need your good luck to help me win." She responds with a carefree tone.
"Oh Hell no, I need him for a concert!" Luna shouted.
"FUCK THAT, I NEED HIM FOR MY PAGEANT!" Lola shrieked.
"Don't I get a say in this?" Lincoln piped up.
"NO!" They all screamed as he flinched from the high tone. "Well, I need him for my next game!" Lynn yelled with a smug/victorious grin.
"Girls, do I really have to do this? It's gonna be 190 degrees today." He said quietly.
"YES!" They all screamed at the top of their lungs.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"I got it." Luan said as she opened the door only for smoke and an explosion to fill the living room. "SURPRISE MUTHAFUCKAS!" They all heard Geo's voice followed by Luan's scream as well, for some odd reason, the opening to the Lion King...with lyrics by Deadpool.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAA QIVENYAAAA WANNABEACHIMICHANGGAGAGA!"
"Why is he playing that song?" Lori whined while rubbing her ears. Geo groaned and turned his phone off as the smoke cleared up. "Geo!" Lana cheers when she realized he was holding a bazooka with the word 'KARMA!' plastered all over it.
"S'up ladies?" He said with venom in his voice and hate in his eyes as Luna flinched from the glare. "W-What're you doing so soon?" Lola said nervously.
"Lana called me, and she told me ALL about what you fucks did to your brother, and after the first day of being outside you STILL left him outside when all he wanted was to take off a fucking piece of shit Five Nights at Freddy's, Chuck-E-Cheese ripoff costume." He said maliciously. "Just so you are aware, I tried to get it through their thick skulls, I just gave up cause, well they're them." Lisa said while poking her head downstairs. "..." The sisters glared silently at the betrayal.
"Then why didn't they let him in?" Geo questioned. "Have you met my family Geo?" Lisa responded with a nonchalant tone.
"Fair point." He spoke as the others paled at the sight of him. "S-so what if we locked the unlucky brat outside, what are you gonna do about it?" Lola said smugly with barely a hint of fear.
"Oh, nothing. I'll leave that to this guy." Geo said while stepping to the side, revealing Logan, whose eyes were literally filled with fire and sparking. "Whoa he's not happy." Lana whimpered as she hid behind a door and closed it tightly.
"Lo-Logan, sweetie, we c-c-c-can explain." Luan stuttered in fear as he slowly stepped inside and cracked his knuckles, creating a shock-wave of energy that put out the fire in his, now revealed to be black and red eyes. "Logan, please we did it for a reason." She tried reasoning.
"And that is?" He questioned with malice. "Uhhhhh, he was...bad luck?" Lynn whispered as loud banging was heard from upstairs. "LYNN! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!" They all heard Lucy scream in anger and pure hatred at her sister while Logan growled at Luan and the others.
In a moment of fear, Luan took off running, only to hit the wall with a small crack. "LUAN!" they cried out as Logan let out a snarl, his eyes surrounded with red and blue 'veins'. "Yeah, Imma just take Lily and Lana upstairs while Logan here gives you all what you deserve." Geo said as he left, but not before grabbing Luna by her ear and dragging her off with them to punish her himself. "OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!" She cried in pure pain while the last thing she saw of her siblings was Logan holding Lori up with his fist pulled back.
*With Geo*
"Luna, WHAT IN YOUR RIGHT FUCKING MIND MADE YOU THINK THAT LOCKING LINCOLN OUTSIDE FOR THE THREE MONTHS THAT WE WERE GONE WAS A GOOD FUCKING IDEA?! AND DON'T YOU START SPEWING THAT LUCK BULLSHIT THAT LYNN STARTED SPOUTING!" Geo screamed as she backed into a corner.
"Well, it-t seemed to be tr-tr-true at first." She stuttered as Geo punched her, an action that tore at his soul for even doing it.
"You're a bitch Luna Loud." He spoke in a cold tone that ripped her heart into pieces.
"...we're done."
"Wh...what?" She muttered, not believing what she heard.
"We're DONE! I'm sick of this bullshit Luna!" Geo roared, scaring her immensely. "I CAN'T KEEP PUTTING UP WITH THIS SHIT YOU ALL DO ALL THE FUCKING TIME! NEITHER CAN LOGAN! YOU SAW HOW PISSED HE WAS DOWNSTAIRS! I'M ONLY A MAN AND LOGAN'S WHATEVER THE FUCK HE IS, WE CAN ONLY DEAL WITH SO MUCH SHIT BEFORE WE FUCKING SNAP!"
"But-bu-"
"NO BUT'S LUNA! PLEASE. I can't take anymore of this shit. I don't even know if it's safe for Blake to even be near any of you guys anymore." He said sadly while crying into his own hands. "I'm leaving and taking Blake with me." Geo cried as he turned around and walked out. "Geo wait!" Luna cried with tears in her eyes. He then turned to her with sad eyes. "What?"
"P-Please don't go, I'm sorry we do stuff like this. I don't know why it always happens, but I always try to make it not. Please don't leave me, you two are the only things that keep me sane in this damn place." She begged with a look so sad it tore Geo's heart into oblivion. 'Damn that sad look I can't deny!' He thought, but he stayed strong.
"I'm sorry Luna. How can I be sure you won't do this again?" He said, hoping for a good response.
"I won't I promise!"
"That's not what Lincoln told us, remember the 'Sweet Spot' incident, the time you all got him kicked out the grocery store, how about the time you all tried to kill him just because he wouldn't respect the sister fight protocol, or when you all tried to kill him again over a FUCKING QUARTER? I'm sorry Luna, but I can't trust you, not anymore." He said as he left the room, until she grabbed his leg. "Please Jarrett! I'll do anything!" She begged, gaining his attention. Geo gave a sigh and looked at her with a look of sorrow. "I just want this family to not do stupid things like this." He sobbed lightly before hugging her in a tight grip. "I lost my family once. I'd be damned if I lose another."
*Luan*
"Ow." The jokester cried quietly while rubbing her black eye as she cowered in the corner, while her Fiancé grabbed Lynn by the scruff of her neck and dragged her upstairs. "Let me go!" She yelled. "You know, there are many things that a being of my power could do to you, but there is nothing I can do that is worse than what she is gonna do to you." He said with an evil grin as he threw her headfirst into their bedroom and blocked the door off.
"Ow." He heard Lori groan just waking up from unconsciousness.
*Lynn*
"OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! GET OFF ME LUCY!" Lynn yelled. "NEVER YOU UNGRATEFUL CUNT!" The goth screamed as she started ripping at Lynn's hair and pull it out in a very painful manner.
*Back with Luan*
Luan flinched as she saw Logan walk near her. "I'm taking the kids and Lincoln to Maggie's, I don't trust them to be here until I teach all of you a lesson." He then saw the terror-filled look in her eyes. "I'm not saying our relationship is over, far from it. I'm just extremely disappointed in you."
"No Logan, please don't leave!" Luan whimpered.
"I'm not, after I drop them off I'm coming back." He told her sadly as he walked out the front door with two bundles in his arms as Luan could only cry.
*Later*
"Are you sure you can watch them?" Logan asked.
"Of course." Maggie spoke while cooing at the sight of the babies.
"Thanks Mags." He said while kissing her cheek making her blush from the action. "Lincoln, are you wearing clothes in that thing?" Logan asked slightly cringing.
"Of course I am. I'm not THAT desperate to avoid overheating!" Lincoln said in an offended tone. "Give Maggie that suit so she can burn it." Logan sighed in relief as Lincoln removed the head, making them wince from the sight of his bruised face.
"Thanks…" He whispered happily and nervously as Logan patted his back while Maggie drop kicked the head into her backyard.
"I'll see ya later bro." Logan said while giving him a noogie as he and Lincoln fistbumped.
*Later*
Logan was currently looking for Lana, needing her help in punishing her twin.
"Lana where are you?" He exclaimed.
"Here I am!" She said excitedly.
"LOGAN NO!" Lola screamed loudly. "That's Lola!" He then glared at 'Lana'.
"No, I'm the real Lana and that's Lola!" She tried convincing him.
"No, I'm Lana and that's Lola!" The other one said.
"Prove it." He said to the both of them.
"Um…" They both said until 'Lola' spoke up.
"If you're the real Lana, then what's your favorite food!" She exclaimed with a smug grin.
"Mud Pie Tar-Tar with an earthworm and dog poop reduction." 'Lana' said like it was obvious.
"Damn she's good." 'Lola' said.
"Okay, that is just disgusting." Lisa cringed.
"I KNOW I HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM!" 'Lola' screamed.
"Alright, Lana you win." Logan said grabbing 'Lola's' arm very tightly.
"Logan no, she's lying!" 'Lola' exclaimed until she saw just how tight his grip was becoming.
"Logan please, your hurting me!" 'Lola' said. (Truth be told, this really was Lana Logan was holding)
"Just one question." He said with an evil smirk.
"Yeah?" 'Lana' said with an innocent smile until he grabbed her neck and slammed her into the wall. "HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?!" He roared with his black and red eyes glowing.
"W...w...what do you mean I'm Lana." Lola said nervously as he set the nice sister down. "Really? Shit? Even Lana wouldn't stoop low enough to eat that." Logan said, cringing just imagining it.
"Yeah, that actually was disgusting." Lana said with a glare as Lola started to sweat.
"LOOK! IT'S CHUCK NORRIS!" Lola shouted.
"Where?" Lana exclaimed as she turned around with green cheeks from the thought of eating shit as Lola tried to break away from his grip only to fail and get dragged into her bedroom by Logan.
*Later that day*
"Is he coming out anytime soon?" Luan asked nervously as they all looked at Lola's bedroom door, where they could hear horrid mechanical sounds coming from the other side.
"Nope" Lana growled at her with disgust.
Soon the noise stopped and the door opened as Logan walked out with bloody hands. The sisters looked inside and gasped at the sight of a bloodied and beaten Lola and cringed from the sight.
"Why is it that Leni and Lisa are the only ones who are getting it easy?!" Luan yelled.
"Because Leni is a traumatized dolt who is easily convinced to do anything, and I actually tried to get it through your thick heads that Lincoln just wanted some alone time and that none of this would've happened if not for Lynn." Lisa said while rubbing her head and holding her glasses which had broken lenses.
"What did Lynn do?" Luan asked.
"She threatened Lincoln to go to her game at the top of the stairs with a baseball bat, blamed him for her losing, giving him the idea to spread it. That he was in fact 'bad luck' so he could have some alone time, got us to lock him out of the house for two and a half months, and shove him in a suit where he nearly died multiple times from heat stroke and beatings from bullies at school, as well as almost having his neck snapped and both his lungs and heart pierced by the team Lynn was playing against." Lisa said. "Also, throwing Lincoln out was extremely illegal. Our mother could've gone to prison and we would all be placed in the terrible world of Child Services, especially with Donald Trump as our President."
*Lucy*
"TAKE THIS YOU FUCKING SLUT!" The Goth shrieked while swinging a baseball bat at Lynn's face, ribs, and everything else.
"DIE YOU BITCH!" Lucy screamed with tears in her eyes as she raised the bat again, only for Logan to grab the top.
"Enough, you've had her for two and a half days." He told her as she panted heavily. "And you've made me proud, my beautiful princess of shadows." He added while kissing her forehead which calmed her down quite a bit as she hugged his leg.
*Luna*
"Geo, let me through." Logan growled.
"No. I've punished her enough." Geo said as Logan scowled.
"Then why isn't she bloody?" Logan questioned.
"The only thing that hurts more than something physical, are emotional scars." He answered cryptically and morbidly as he slammed the door.
*Lincoln*
"Yo kid, you okay? Maggie asked Lincoln as she now saw the full extent of his injuries which were dozens of bloody cuts and bruises, possibly a few broken ribs and his skin was so red and hot it felt like it could melt stone. Maggie felt bile rise to her throat at just the sight of it and even more since he literally smelled like he had actually died in there.
"Y-Yeah." He muttered softly and nervously as she covered her mouth in shock and horror at what he's been through.
"I know, I look like more of a freak." He said while looking down shamefully when Maggie wrapped her arms around him.
"I'm sorry that they put you through all that." She told him in a whisper as he hugged her back.
*Luna*
Luna was wandering the streets with tears streaming down her cheeks.
'Sam was right. I am a terrible mother.' she thought as she had went to see Sam earlier that day, and like with Geo and Logan, she gave her an earful.
*Flashback*
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" Sam yelled looking and sounding beyond pissed off.
"But Sam, please. I just wanna see Blake, I'm her mother"
"You should've thought about that before doing that to your little brother!" She spat out. "I'm sorry Luna, but I think it's best you stay away from Blake for the time being"
"Y-You can't do that!" Luna yelled.
"I know. That's why it was Geo's idea. If it was up to me, I'd make sure you'd never see her again." Sam said smugly.
"N-No. I WON'T LET YOU TAKE MY BABY!" Luna than unexpectedly tackled Sam and started to slap her until she heard her child crying over the fighting.
"Blake." Luna quickly got up and ran to where her child was, scooping Blake into her arms as soon as she did that Blake started to struggle in her arms, wanting to be let go.
"It's okay sweetie." Luna said trying to calm her, but failing as Sam walked over and stabbed Luna in the leg.
"Ahhhh!" She screamed out as Sam took Blake, who calmed down in her arms.
"I'm sorry Luna, Blake's gonna being staying with me for a while. At least until I see fit to forgive you." Sam said in a remorseful tone before kicking Luna in the face, not even noticing that she had over 10 missed calls from Geo.
"You're a terrible sister, Luna and an even worse mother." She said coldly
*End flashback*
"Maybe she's right, I don't deserve them." Luna muttered as she walked past some train tracks and heard the train coming.
"Maybe I should do them all a favor and leave." She spoke softly as she slowly walked onto the tracks and froze like a statue, waiting to become a bloody piece of meat and cloth. "Blake, mommy loves you so much." She cried and gave a sad smile as the train barreled down the track, only a few inches in front of her, time seemed to slow down for Luna when she was suddenly tackled out the way by Geo.
"WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM WOMAN?!" He screamed over his shoulder angrily. "Luna, please tell me you're alright?
"Why did you stop me?" She asked in a heartbreaking tone
"...Do I need a reason to want help someone I love? I tried telling Sam that you were in emotional pain and needed Blake, but she wouldn't pick up." He sighed while holding Luna tightly. "I'm sorry I hurt you that much back at the house, I was just so angry about Lincoln." He apologized.
"No Geo, it was my fault, I listened to Lynn. We all did." Luna sobbed into her hands. Geo smiled and kissed her passionately.
"Let's go home and see Blake, she misses her momma." He told her.
"Wait.." Luna said suddenly.
"What is it?"
"Geo...let's have another baby, please. I don't want Blake to grow up alone." She told him with watery eyes. "...Sure, sweetie." he said as she deeply kissed him.
"Let's start here and now." She whispered with a weak smile as Geo blushed.
*Luan*
"I'm so sorry." Luan sobbed with her hands covering her face. "Please let me see him!" She begged Maggie.
"No Luan. I know what you all did to him, I saw his injuries." She spoke with a glare filled with hate and disgust.
"PLEASE Maggie, I know what I did and I know you hate me...but..but" She said as she was cut off by Maggie kissing her.
"I could never hate you Luan, but what you did was beyond unforgivable." Maggie sighed.
"I know, but that's why I'm begging you. Please give me a chance." She mumbled desperately.
"...*Sigh*...Fine" She said while moving to the side.
"Thank you." Luan whimpered as she slowly walked in and saw Lincoln on the couch with Haiku.
"Lincoln?" Luan said nervously only to have Haiku turn and hiss like a cat.
"It's ok Haiku." Lincoln whispered as she calmed herself and walked over to her sister.
"Come on Helen." Maggie said softly as they went into the kitchen to give them some privacy.
"Lincoln...I'm so sorry." She said through her sobs as he stood up and hugged her.
"It's ok Luan, I'm not mad at you. I can't really stay mad at any of you...except Lynn...and Lola...and Lori, at times." He told her with a small smile. This only made her cry harder than before.
"It's ok just let it out." He said as she cried harder and louder
*Later*
"You alright Luna?" Geo asked calmly as she rocked Blake back and forth in her arms.
"Yes…I am." She said as Geo's phone rang
"Hello? Geo?"
"Oh, it's you Sam." He said with annoyance.
"... can I talk to you and Luna?"
Geo: Hey guys, it's me here with a special teaser for an upcoming installation. Enjoy.
It was a Calm Windy Night in Royal Woods as Lincoln Laid in his Bed Asleep.
"Po Po Po"
A soft Voice Whispered As Lincoln gave a Yawn the Voice Having Woke him Up.
"Po Po Po Po"
The Voice Said again as The Window in his Room Slowly Opened bringing in the chilly air Lincoln Shivered as he got up to Close the Window but was Greeted by the Same Noise.
"Po Po Po" it said Again as Lincoln Looked around his Room and Saw a Tall Woman wearing a White sun dress and a Large Sun hat Standing in his Room.
"Lincoln Lincoln Come to me Let's be Together" She whispered as Lincoln's Eyes glazed Over and he smiled as he slowly Walked Over into her Outstretched Arms.
The Woman Smiled as the window Opened up bringing in More Wind as the two Vanished Without a Trace.
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