Yo guys geo here and merry almost Christmas here it is the Christmas House 3 funfact this was supposed to be released in July but due to issues this was pushed back anywho guys this'll be the last OFB Update for 2018 so i'll see you guys in 2019!


Disclaimer: I own none of the songs in this chapter.


It was snowing, the air smelled of peppermint, you guessed it, it was christmas!

And where are we at right now to celebrate it? The Loud House!

Well to honest it was really December 12th But the Spirit of the Holiday was still in the Air. The Camera Pans down to Lincoln's Room as he slowly opened his eyes as he heard the sound of Smooth guitar music and an accordion.

"Hmm? Sounds like Luna's practicing." He yawned as he went to go check it out and went to the door to give it a knock. "Luna? Is that you practicing?"

The Slowly Opened as Luna walked out Looking Disheveled. "Practicing *Yawn!* What Bro?"

"Wasn't that playing those instruments?"

Both were confused when they heard the music again and decided to follow it to the attic. 'Its Geo.' They both thought as they opened the door and climbed up and spotted Geo playing numerous instruments. A guitar with his hands and an accordion with his feet.

"Geo? What are you doing?" Luna asked as he started to Sing

Live a life less ordinary.

Live a life extraordinary with me.

Live a life less sanitary.

Live a life evolutionary with me.

Well, I hate to be a bother,

But it's you and there's no other, I do believe.

You can call me naive,

But I know me very well,

At least as far as I can tell,

And I know what I need.

The night you came into my life

Well, it took the bones of me

Took the bones of me.

You blew away my storm and strife

And shook the bones of me

Shook the bones of me.

By the way,

I do know why you stayed away.

I will keep tongue tied next time.

Live a life less ordinary.

Live a life extraordinary with me.

My face has said too much

Before our hands could even touch

To greet a hello.

So much for going slow.

A little later on that year

I told you that I loved you, dear.

What do you know?

This, you weren't prepared to hear.

I'm a saddened man.

I'm a broken boy.

I'm a toddler with a complex toy.

I'm falling apart

Since the outburst on your heart.

The night you came into my life

Well, it took the bones of me

Took the bones of me.

You blew away my storm and strife

And shook the bones of me

Shook the bones of me.

By the way,

I do know why you stayed away.

I will keep tongue tied, but

Honey, understand

Honey, understand.

I won't make demands.

Honey, understand

Honey, understand

We could walk without a plan.

Honey, understand

Honey…

Honey, understand

I won't rest in stone,

All alone.

Honey, understand

Honey, understand

I'm all ready to go.

But you already know.

Live a life less ordinary.

Live a life extraordinary with me.

If I could name you in this song,

Would it make you smile and sing along?

This is the goal,

To get into your soul.

If I could make you dance for joy,

Could that be the second chance to coy

The bird in hand

I would need

To help you understand.

The night you came into my life

Well, it took the bones of me

Took the bones of me.

You blew away my storm and strife

And shook the bones of me

Shook the bones of me.

By the way,

I do know why you stayed away.

I will keep tongue tied next time.

"...Geo The song was good but that didn't explain why you were playing Music"

"I was bored Linc" he remarked shrugging while setting them down.

Luna smiled and kissed his cheek. "Well I loved it regardless"

"Thanks Babe now Let's go be Total Jerks and wake the others up so i can make breakfast!"

"Too late for me." grumbled Lincoln as they got out of the attic.

*Later*

"You're gonna get that later, I was trying to sleep in." spoke Lynn with a glare.

"Lynn you said that Last week and the week before that and So on..."

"Thanks Lisa i knew i could count on you"

"Hey, isn't someone missing?" asked Leni looking around. "It feels like we're forgetting someone."

"Logan has Business in Other Worlds Guys so he'll be Back before Christmas"

"I hope." sighed Luan As she fed ruby and Lulu while luna fed blake.

"We should start working on our christmas lists." Leni cheered happily as the others agreed

*Later*

The Louds were Setting up the Christmas Tree and trying and Failing to decorate the House with a few falls here or there.

"Ugh this is Hopeless! Luna Tell your Fiance to Stop Cooking and Help us!" Lynn exclaimed

"Hey relax, at least he's getting the real big stuff out of the way."

"Leni is getting tied up with the tinsel!"

"Look at me! I'm all sparkly!"

"Yeah and the Twins are literally Writing their Christmas Lists to Santa"

"Which is adorable." Leni cheered happily as Lori sighed and shook her head Just as Geo Walked out.

"Alright Guys I know Christmas is a Few weeks away which is Why I'm Cooking Now so we can Store it in my hyperCube Man I just Love Christmas!" Geo jumped up onto the fireplace.

"He's Not gonna Sing is he?" Lucy asked Lynn

"Oh It's Drawing Very Near!...*Lynn: Yep*...My favorite Time of Year!...The snow is falling and the cold winds Blow!" Geo sang as He Picked up Blake and swung her around. "Christmas is almost Here! And i Know That Santa Santa Santa has his Jolly little Eyes on Me!" *As Geo Sang he gave Blake to Luna and Started to decorate the house Perfectly* "it keeps me warm and filled with Glee to know Santa has his eyes on Me! I'll Light the House Like a Christmas Tree!" *Geo Jumped out the window and spun the House around wrapping it in Christmas Lights* "Falalalalalalala Lee! Cause Santa Santa Santa has his Jolly little *Toot Toot!* Eyes on Me!"

"Woah! Why didn't you do that before cooking?" Lynn told him.

"and what let you guys be lazy I don't think so!" he laughed making them shake their heads.

"And Done! Hey Guys Lola and I Just Finished our Lists to Santa!" called Lana running out waving her list around.

*Sigh* "Lana i literally hate to tell you this but...You know Santa's not real right?"

"What?"

"It's True lil Sis" Luna said with a sad Sigh making the twins look heartbroken and started tearing up.

"Lincoln tell Lori's She's Wrong!"

"Uh...well...um..."

"HAHAHAHA Santa Doesn't Exist Lori you Kidder...oh wait you're Serious let me laugh Even Harder..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Geo laughed so hard he almost fell down.

"What? I'm only being honest."

"And crushing their childhood innocence." spoke up Lucy.

"Well someone had to tell them"

"Lori Santa Does Exist" Geo told her with a smile.

"I knew it!" cried out Lola with a frown at Lori. "Trying to tell us he's not real, not funny."

"No I'm Being Series He Is Real Logan and I Go to his work shop Every July to help him"

"Wait, is this gonna be like that one time you proved vampires were real?" Lisa spoke with a raised eyebrow

"Come on Guys Just because I Nearly Caused an undead apocalypse doesn't mean this will be the same"

All of them raised their eyebrow, even Lily.

"...I promise Guys Have i ever Steered you Wrong?"

"Well..."

"Don't Answer that"

"Fine, prove it, here and now."

"Ok pack your bags louds were headin north!"

"Yay! We're gonna see Santa!" The twins cheered happily

*Later*

The Louds were all Soon packed and bundled up.

"Alright Food?"

"Check."

"Extra Clothes?"

"Check!"

"Babies?"

"Sam's watching Blake Maggie's watching Ruby and Lulu and the Casagrande's are watching Lily"

"Good, then we're ready to roll." Geo said as he pulled out a remote with a button on it "Also don't get mad if you lose a body part."

"Wait what?"

"Nothing...Look guys the portals Safe it only takes us a few minutes to get there and a few minutes to get back trust me" Geo pressed the button and walked through with the Louds uneasily following him.

*11 Days Later*

And they walked out into an unbearably cold area. Looking Like they were in a War Zone.

"See guys i told I'd get us here no sweat"

"GEO WE'VE SEEN PEOPLE DIE! PEOPLE OUR AGE!" Luan yelled with a twitch. "I'll never be able to laugh again!"

"Luan Titty Sprinkles"

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"anyway Guys we made it out alive didn't we?"

"Geo we've been in 2 Wars, one about Man vs Machine, the Other about Chicken vs Fish, we Pissed off the Greek Egyptian and Chinese Pantheons, Almost got Raped by a Gang of Orcs During an Apocalypse, and Now we're Wanted by Every single Ganglord and Conquerer in Both Edenia and Outworld!" Lynn Exclaimed with an Eye twitch.

"I'll never be able to look at comic books the same way again." muttered Lincoln.

"Hey Look guys Santa's Workshop!" Geo pointed over to the shop making the twins jump with excitement.

"YEAH SANTA!"

"...Lisa did you..."

"No"

"You mean he is real?!" Lori exclaimed shocked as geo gave her a smug look

"See? What did I tell you?" Geo bragged as he followed the twins who ran to the shop and banged on the door. "Whoa whoa whoa Guys calm down"

"Yeah, you're gonna break it down at that rate." Lincoln chuckled as the door opened revealing an Elf

"Sorry The Boss says No Visitors till January" The Elf spoke in a Gruff voice.

"Yo Wintergreen It's Me!"

"Geo?...Why didn't ya Say so Bub your Always welcome here!" he smiled opening the door with a light shining out making the siblings look in with wide eyes and awe.

"No...Way" Lori gasped as they all walked in and Marveled at the Massive Toyshop with elves of all kinds working on toys, moving them, with a few even messing around, and I don't mean the playing kind, unless this is rated M.

And it is

"Everything I know about science is gone." spoke Lisa With an Eye twitch

"Toys toys toys toys toys!" The twins cheered as geo hefted them up.

"Hold on Guys You need to know something first"

"What?"

"Don't cause Trouble"

"Oh please, like we'd cause trouble."

*10 Minutes Later*

"Lynn stop throwing those footballs!" Geo yelled as said girl was trying to play football with Luan trying to tell jokes to some of the elves and ended up with a pie to the face.

"Okay, who threw that?" She growled angrily before seeing that...it was Logan who threw it, and he was laughing his ass off with a large backpack next to him. "Logan?"

"How did you get here before us?"

"I owed Saint Nick a favor." He said with a chuckle before Luan ran over to hug him while Lily was riding on one of the conveyor belts.

"Lily why're you here matter of fact how'd you get here?"

"I brought her"

"Lily get off there!" spoke Lincoln running on the belt. Trying to pick her up but failing. The 12 year old white haired boy reached out for her and hit a wall as she was led through a wall by the belt. "Ow..."

Lincoln Groaned as He slowly stood up and looked into the wall. "Lily hold on!" while several elves were trying to get Leni to stop dressing them up. "Lily Hang On!" Lincoln Shouted as Music started to play and he began the next Music number

"Oh it's Christmas! Don't you know it's Christmas?"

*As Lincoln Sang he hopped onto a Rail and slid down it trying to Retrieve Lily Who was Still on the Converebelt*

"Ooooh Oh Man it's Christmas Merry Merry Christmas! Oooh" he continued while jumping over presents. "Don't you know it's christmas?" Lincoln Looked down and saw Lily "Give me your hand...and I'll give you mine Come to me Love Doobie Doobie Dah!"

Lily smiled and tried raising her hands up.

Lincoln Managed to grab her and picked her up with a sigh of relief. "Give me your hand, come and follow me to wonder gummy land."

"Lincy!" she cheered clapping her hands with a giggle.

"Come on Let's Goooooooooo!" Lincoln yelled as they fell into a Chute while we cut back over to Leni trying to take a selfie.

"Stay Still Leni!" One of the elves said running after her with a ribbon around her body. "You might trip over that!"

"Hold om Guys I need to Find the perfect light for a Selfie!" she smiled before crashing into Logan, leading to a domino effect around the workshop.

"WHATS GOING ON HERE!?" yelled out an elf who had glasses and was slightly taller than the rest.

Seeing Made Geo Scowl. "Oh Hello Abner"

"Geo, I should have known YOU'D be behind this mess."

"is everyone alright?" asked Lori getting numerous calls out as the elf groaned.

"Look, I don't know why you're here, but you need to leave, now."

"But we came to see Santa."

"Well he's not here at the moment."

"Than Where is He?"

"Mr claus has been Missing for Days and In His absence I've been In Charge" he replied before pointing to the door. "Now like I said, you'll have to leave, now."

"No Way Nerd Elf We just Got here" Logan exclaimed making his eye twitch.

"Oh joy, Logan's here too."

"Yeah So We Ain't Leavin!"

"Then I have no choice. Security!" Abner snapped his fingers and three Large Elves appeared. "Remove them."

Them Elves Grabbed the Kicking and Screaming Louds and Tossed them Outside.

"And stay out!" He exclaimed bitterly before slamming the doors shut.

"Hey! That wasn't nice." Leni scolded while spitting out snow with the others wiping it off themselves.

"Oh they're gonna get it." frowned Lynn. "I thought everything was suppose to be all holly jolly here all year round?"

"Well to be fair Lynn, certain elves take extreme pride in their work, and none more so than Abner." Geo explained

"Who is a major dick." spoke Logan. while grabbing an oversized flask from his pocket.

"Now what do we do?" asked Leni. as Lori pulled her out of the snow while Lily shivered and Lincoln moved her in his coat.

"Guess that Means we can go home" Lori spoke with a Yawn

"Awww, but we didn't get a chance to meet Santa."

"Sorry Guys But you Heard the Elf we have to leave" Leni spoke trying to comfort the Twins only for them to Start running away "Lola! Lana!"

The Twins ignored them and Kept Running until they fell into a Crevice with a scream making all of them rush over.

"Guys Guys Are you Okay?" Lynn Exclaimed as they discovered a Massive Slide

"Yeah, but it's dark down here!"

"Come on guys, we gotta save Lana!" Logan exclaimed.

"HEY!"

"Fine, I guess we'll save Lola too." He groaned with Geo holding the rope out as they all started to slowly lower it down.

"Easy now everyone, we don't want to slip down and fall in with them." He told them

"At least make sure we have it anchored first."

"Can Do Guys I'll Tie it around credibly Flimsy Tree Branch" Geo said tying the rope

"Uh, is that a good idea?" asked Lincoln. as Geo tied it in a triple knot.

"Lincoln, trust me. I think I know what I'm doing." Geo said with a smug look.

"Thankfully I have a will with me in case of our doom." spoke Lucy in a quiet tone to Lincoln only while holding a book which she then quickly placed into her pocket.

"Don't Worry Guys Nothings Gonna Happen" Geo said before slowly sliding down the rope while the branch stretched making Lincoln gulp as they all descended together.

Soon The Branch Snapped and they all Fell.

"OH NO IT ALL WENT WRONG!"

"AHHHH!"

*CRASH!*

"Ow is everyone okay?"

"Tying a Rope to the Tree Branch That was a Stupid Idea Lynn!"

"Geo it was your idea"

"Oh Sure Pass the Blame"

"Guys, we need to focus." frowned Lincoln.

"Lincoln's Right we can't Draw attention to ourselves Now then... LOLA LANA WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!?". Logan yelled at the top of his Lungs like an Idiot

"Over here!" they shouted as they ran over to the trapped twins who were stuck under a Plank

"Oh no, both of you stay calm, we'll get you out." Leni told them as they went over to help them and all started to slowly pull the plank off.

"Almost There!"

"Keep pulling!"

They Kept At it Until Finally they were Freed.

"Well that's one problem fixed."

"Yeah but where are we?" Lori asked as they heard some noises coming from further in the Cave

"Hopefully not a Wampa cave." Lincoln spoke Worried as they heard more Clanging making Lisa tap her chin.

"I believe we should investigate the origin of that sound."

"You sure we Can't Stay here where it's safe?" Leni gulped

"No, now let's move." Logan told them as the Louds Reluctantly followed him.

All of them carefully followed Lisa with Lola and Lana sticking close to Lori and tried not to look over the side. All the while the sound got louder.

"Hey Look!" spoke Luna pointing ahead to what looked like a jail cell with...

"SANTA!" They all Exclaimed

"Hohoho Well Hello Louds!" he greeted with the younger ones smiling, even Lisa, while the older ones were in disbelief.

"No way he's Real he's Actually Real!" Lori spoke flabbergasted *+1 Big Word Bonus*

"Indeed I am, who else do you think put all those presents under the tree?"

"Mom and Dad?"

"No...Well Yes We Just make the Toys and Send them to the Stores But I do Deliver Presents all around the Omniverse the Old Fashioned Way!" he chuckled before sighing. "Or at least I did, until I wound up here."

"Who put you here?"

"Abner that Little Punk Trapped me in here since Thanksgiving!"

"I knew that no good elf was up to something." frowned Logan. "That guy's been a pain in the ass since we knew him."

"Yeah But Santa Why'd he Lock you Down Here?" Lola asked him.

"To take over, that's why." he sighed. "He says I'm all washed up, too old, that christmas needs someone younger and who can keep up."

"But That's Not True Kris you still got a Good 25,000 Years Left in ya Speaking of Which Where's Autumn? We haven't Seen her since we got here" Geo asked him.

"She was taken by the aliens who helped him lock me up here."

"ALIENS!?"

"That's crazy!"

"Alright Who's the Alien scum responsible for it!" Geo exclaimed

"Framlor."

"Oh That Pecan Pie Loving Weirdo? I'm not Surprised"

"Don't worry Santa, we'll get you out." Lynn told him as they all Hefted the cage and tried to pull the door off.

"Ok so How're we gonna get him outta there?"

"Let's blow up the door!"

"No Lana something else"

"Let's Dig a Moat!" Leni exclaimed

"No something that Makes Sense Leni!"

"Why don't we take the door and Push it somewhere else?"

"...I'm not even gonna give that a dignified response." Lisa scanned the Area and Noticed A Few Loose Stalactites on the ceiling. "There! We can use those to force the door open."

"Yeah But How?" Lola asked.

"Someone throw me up." Lynn spoke as Geo grabbed her collar and did so only for her to smash her head on the ceiling making her fall down as the others winced. "OW!"

"What? You said throw you."

"Try it Again" Logan Told him as Did so again leading to her grabbing one.

"Way to gp Lynn!"

"Now break it down!" Logan exclaimed before Lynn grunted and pulled on the spike And Jumped back down to the ground.

"Got it!" Lynn said dazed while stumbling over to the cell. Lynn Raised the Stone amd broke the Lock before opening the door as Santa came out.

"Hohoho! Thank you children."

"I Literally Still can't Believe you're Real"

"Once again, everything I know about science and logic has shattered." spoke Lisa.

"No Time For An Extrasensorial Life Crisis Lisa we need to Save the Missus!" Logan exclaimed

"You read my mind."

"Great We'll Split into Teams!" Geo said "One team stops Abner and the other fights the aliens to save the missus."

*Later*

"Come on men, we gotta get these toys done ahead of schedule." Abner boomed as the first team Consisting of Logan Lana Luan Leni Lori Santa Lucy and Lynn peeked over a Corner.

"Alright, so do we just tackle him?"

"No Lynn We need a Plan of Attack!" Lucy told her in a Whisper.

"Maybe we could go talk to him and ask him to stop." suggested Leni.

"..."

"Anyone else got a Plan?"

"Here's One ATTACK!" Lynn shouted as she ran over and drop Kicked an Elf into the Wall

making Lori facepalm and Santa chuckle.

* Team 2*

Meanwhile team 2 Consisting of the others were walking in a Barren Snowy wasteland while trying to keep from stopping and freezing to death.

"S..s...s...s...see anything y...y...yet geo?" Lincoln asked while shivering

"N...N...N...not...y...y...yet." He said with a shiver as they spotted a spaceship in the distance. "T...t..there!"

"Alright Team Let's...M...M...Move!"

All of them tried moving as fast as they could without freezing. Luckily they Made it to the ship with little to no Problems except for Lola her hair was frozen.

"N...N...now w...w...what Geo?"

"Now we Break in!"

"How?"

"Hmmmmmm" Geo thought for a Moment till he laid eyes on Lola

"What?" She said as Geo gave a Devious smirk.

*EXPLODE!*

"And That's how you Use a Six Yr Old as a Battering Ram!"

"Geo!"

"What I had to do it!"

"I'll get you for that." glared Lola As they Walked around the Large Space Vehicle.

"Wow!" Luna gasped as She Looked around. "This place is wicked!"

"Stay Close Guy we Need To Find Misses Claus" Geo told them as they heard footsteps. "Shh!"

They all hid around a corner as Large robots came marching around akd Luckily missed them

"My word, those are big." whispered Lisa with envy.

"This Way!" Geo as he Lead them past the robots. They went down a hall and entered a large room with numerous tubes and containers in it.

"Freaky" Lola shivered.

"Not as freaky as THAT." Luna exclaimed pointing to a Tube with a Ham Sandwich inside of it.

"Uh...how is that freaky?"

"I don't Know"

That got her several facepalms before Lily tapped Lincoln's cheek and pointed somewhere else.

"What is it Lily?"

"Yage!"

"Yage?"

"Hmmmm Guys I think she Said Cage!" Lori said as she saw what her Niece was pointing at.

"Oh god!"

The others turned and gasped since they were seeing a naked woman with white hair floating inside it.

"IT'S MISSES CLAUS!" They all Shouted as they ran over to the cage.

"She's Out Cold Lisa Can you Hack the Cage and get her out?"

"Does a Nuclear Atomic Physicist Split Atoms at Atomically Inhuman Level?"

"..."

"Guys She said Yes" Geo Translated

"Just give me a few minutes." Lisa Cracked her Fingers and Got to Work.

*15 Mins Later*

"And...done!"

The Tube Fell Down Shattering sending Water everywhere. They rushed over to the woman who laid there before groaning and started to wake up.

"My Head Hurts.."

"Misses Claus!"

"Geo!" She slowly stood up and hugged geo Accidentally shoving his face into her Massive Cleavage.

"Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh..." Lincoln stammered with a Blush and a Nose Bleed

"Ugh Come Guys let's Go Can you Believe Them Luna...Luna?" Lori looked Over and Saw That Luna had the same Look on her face.

"Dang..." she muttered.

"Are You Okay Mrs Claus?" Lola asked her.

"Oh yes dear, but it was awful! Those aliens took my clothes when they brought me here and stuffed me in that horrible tube. I don't know how long I've been asleep for." She said as the Alarm blared

"They know about us!" spoke Lincoln in a panic.

"Don't Worry Guys It's Time for my Secret weapon!" Geo Exclaimed Heroically

*12 Seconds Later This Happened!*

"RUN LIKE THE DICKENS!" Geo Screamed Not so Heroically as they were all Running Down the hall.

"RUN LIKE THE DICKENS WAS THE PLAN!?"

"I HAD NOTHING ELSE IN MIND!" Geo yelled as They were soon surrounded by Robots. "Stay Back You Mechanical Palookas I Got a Weapon!" Geo exclaimed Holding Lori Like a Sword

"Hey! Put me down!"

"ATTACK!" Geo Yelled as he used Lori to Decapitate a Robot.

"OW!"

Lola took off her tiara and used it as a Boomerang which knocked one robot's head off with Lisa pulling out some beakers.

She quickly started to mix them together and made an Explosive Potion. "Eat science!" She shouted as she threw it and it exploded causing a Nearby vent to open.

"Hmmm Me thinks i have an Idea" Lisa went into the vent while the others kept fighting.

"EAT GUITAR!" yelled Luna before smacking one in the head swinging the instrument.

"TASTE THE POWER OF MY BITCH-CHUCKS!" Geo said as he Grabbed Lola and Lori's Hair and tied the ends together and used them as Nunchucks

"Hey! Stop that!"

"HOOOOOOO WAAAAAA!" Geo Smacked a dozen robots using his *For lack of a Better word* Bitch-Chucks

"Ow! Ow! Ow!"

"Guys I located the Power Supply and So I suggest we leave in about 15 Seconds before The Eternal Combustion Erupts or else we'll all be engulfed in a Fiery Ball Of endless torture"

"..."

"SHE SAID GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE BEFORE WE GET BBQ'D!"

"AHHHH!" They all Screamed as they ignored the robots and Ran Out tye ship.

"Wait where's Geo!?"

They all Looked towards the Exploding Ship and Saw Geo Slow Mo Walking away from the explosion.

"Quit walking slow and just run!" Lori exclaimed at him.

"Hold On" Geo Slowly Reached in his Pocket and Put on Shades. "Yeah Now i look even Cooler!" He said cause as he was Slowmo Walking a Spark landed on his Head setting it Ablaze. "AHHHHHH MY HAIR IS ON FIRE MY HAIR IS ON FIRE! AHHHHHH CURSE YOU KARMA!"

The others sighed and shook their heads with Mrs. Claus letting out a small chuckle.

*Logan's Group*

"You'll pay for this!" Abner told them as They were now Tied up in chains.

"Up yours!" Lynn snapped angrily before he slapped her.

"SILENCE HUMAN!"

"Hohoho! You're gonna get it for striking a child Abner."

"I wouldn't Be so Sure Fat Man After i Send My Perfect Toys you'll see some big changes!"

"What perfect toys?"

Abner snapped his fingers as A Doll was wheeled to him.

"Aw, it looks cute." spoke up Leni.

"Exactly And whoever Hugs it will become as Perfect as Me"

"How?"

"Leni would you like to hug the doll?"

"Sure."

Abner went over and Untied Leni and Handed her the doll.

"Leni don't!"

"Awwww But it's So Cute!" she gushed while giving it a tight squeeze. Causing it to Glow along with herself.

"Leni let it go!"

"But...it...makes me feel...perfect" She spoke in a dazed tone.

"Let go of it or I'm gonna burn all of your dresses when we get home!" Logan threatened

"EEP!" Leni shrieked as she dropped the doll "Not that! I just bought the cutest winter sweater!"

"Than Untie Us Leni!" Logan exclaimed until She was grabbed by robots. "Damn it!"

"Hahaha Nice Try foolish Humans" he mocked. "Pretty soon people will see me as the new face of Christmas from now on."

"Boss Boss You Got a Letter!" One of the Elves said as he gave Abner a Letter.

"Ugh, can't you see I'm busy?"

"But it's Important!"

"Ugh fine" Abner took the Letter and opened.

"What's it say Boss?"

" it says...Surprise Muthafucka?"

*EXPLODE!*

"SUHPRISE MUTHAFUKA" called Geo as he and his group appeared.

"GEO!"

"Hey What About Us?" Lola Whined.

"and you Guys too!"

"You! How did you get Mrs. Claus back?!"

"Fuck You That's How!"

"Language now." spoke Santa before narrowing his eyes at Abner. "The only one cursing is gonna be this midget for messing with Christmas, kids, and MY wife." He Growled as He angrily Snapped the chains and tore off his Jacket revealing his Arm Tattoos and Six pack.

"Puh Rum Pum Pum Pum Pum! Santa's Got a Six Pack!"

"Wait You Mean you could've broken us out of the chains Sooner?" Lucy spoke

"And What Let Geo have all the fun?"

"See this is why I Love coming Here!" Geo exclaimed as they all got into Fighting Positions.

"You can't stop me. Alien robots, get rid of them!" Abner Yelled as They all Charged the robots However due to Financial Issues we are Not Allowed to show you this totally Awesome Fight Scene instead Here's a Calming Scene of a Koala Eating a Leaf. The koala was licking a leaf while munching on it and resting on a branch.

Aw, how adorable. Oh! Battles over, let's see how it went.

The Scene Shifted to Show Logan Brutal Choking a Robot.

WHOA WHOA WHOA ok The fights Not Done yet let's go Back to the Koala!

Said koala was rolling on its back while reaching for the sky.

ok Now The Fights Over a let's Go Back

The scene showed Abner laying on a pile of broken robots.

"Yeah We did it!"

"Yes...Yes you did" Abner groaned. "I guess i should surrender Now..."

"That's the right..." Lincoln said before he was cut off.

"SUCKERS!" Abner got and ran towards a Door Marked Ultimate Weapons Robots.

"Stop him!" Santa yelled as Lincoln logan and Geo ran after him

"You won't get me!" Abner yelled as he ran into the room and locked the door.

"Damn He Locked Us Out Logan Bust the door Down!" Geo said As Logan gave a Smirk and Cracked his Knuckles.

"ALLAHU ACKBAR!"

*BOOM!*

"WHAT!?" Abner exclaimed as he saw the Trio standing there ready to Kick Ass.

"Nowhere to run now." Geo said with a Smirk on his Face as Abner pulled out a Remote and Pressed a Button.

"Ultimates Weapon Robot Heed My Call and Destroy Them!" Abner exclaimed as A Giant Robot Appeared and Grabbed him and then Proceeded to Beat Him Up. "Ah! Ow! W-Wait! Ow! Not me you idiots! OW!"

"Should...Should we Help Him?" Lincoln as Geo and Logan were Sitting back in Lawn chairs Eating Popcorn.

"Nope Pop a Squat Linc-o" Geo said as Lincoln sat in the Other chair

". ...Hey are you Gonna Share those?"

"Nope."

*Hours Later*

Eventually the robot stopped with Abner groaning in pain.

"Guys!" Luna yelled as she and the Others Ran into The Room.

"Hey Luna."

"Uhhhh What Happened to Abner?"

"His Robot Beat him up"

"Serves him right." frowned Lori.

*Later*

"Hohohoh! It's so good to see you're safe honey!" Santa exclaimed as he happily Lifted and spun his Wife Around.

"Same to you honey bunny!"

"Awwwwww How Sweet" Leni said happy for them.

"Thank you all for for helping me and my wife, now christmas can go on."

"Uhhhh Santa Check the Date" Lana spoke as he did So.

"CRIMINY JIM JIM IT'S DECEMBER 23!"

"At least you won't be late." spoke Lincoln.

"Lincoln the Workshops a Wreck!" Lana told him

"Maybe Geo and Logan can fix it."

"Sorry Linc But No Manner of Plot Convenience can Fix this Mess...Unless we do it In a Awesome Music Montage!...HIT IT LUNA!"

"Got it!" she held her guitar up and began strumming.

"We're hanging the star above our tree,

And don't it look lovely?

The lights and the tinsel sparkling for you!"

*As Luna Sang Lori and Leni pulled out a Tin of Ribbon*

"I've got the christmas feeling,

I'll take it everywhere I go.

And make that christmas feeling grow!"

*Geo and Logan Wrapped Gifts while Lynn helped...Until she got stuck in the Tape.*

"So warm by the fireplace we glow,

All cozy and happy.

Hang all the stockings in a row with you!"

*Lisa and the twins were helping the elves put them into the sleigh while Lana was feeding the reindeer.*

"I got that Christmas feeling,

I take it everywhere I go!

And make that Christmas feeling grow."

*Soon the Workshop was Back in Working Order as Santa Put on his Jacket and Hat*

"It feels like Christmas (Christmas),

Christmas (Christmas),

Come on, I know you don't want to miss this!

Let's make that Christmas feeling grow,

Oh! Let's make that Christmas feeling grow!"

"Ohohoho! Thank you kids." Santa cheered Happily as The Louds Had Bags under their Eyes.

"No problem." yawned Luan while leaning against Logan.

Santa gave a Smile as all the Louds fell asleep making him chuckle. "I better drop them off when I get to their home, they deserve a nice long rest."

*Later*

Lana gave a tired Yawn as she slowly Woke up. "Man, that was one dream." 'i...I Guess that Means Lori was Right' she thought with a sad look with her sister waking up.

"Lana!"

"Huh?"

"Santa Left us Presents!"

"Presents!" the two perked up before rushing out of the room. When they Got downstairs they saw Leni and Lori standing under the tree with Lisa.

"Merry Christmas you two." Lori said as they marveled at the sight till Lana Noticed something.

"Hey where'd Geo and Logan Go?"

"They went with Luna and Luan to get the Babies"

*Geo*

Geo and Luna were riding on a Snowmobile That was Being Driven by Sam as Luna held Blake in Her arms as the 3 of them started to Sing.

"Jingle bells jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is Too ride in a One horse open Sleigh Hey! Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way oh what Fun it is too ride in one horse Open Sleigh! Dashing through the Snow * Sam: Snow Snow* in a one horse open Sleigh * Sam: Sleigh Sleigh* Over the Fields we go *Sam: Go Go* Laughing all the way * Sam: HAHAHA!* Bells and Bobtails Ring While making Spirits Bright What fun it is to Laugh and Sing while Singing Songs to Night!" The 3 of them Sang as the Music transitioned over to Logan Luan and Maggie walking in the Snow back to the Loud House with Ruby and Lulu In Tow.

That's when Logan, Luan, and Maggie popped their heads through a wreath. "Deck the halls with balls of holly!"

*Luan: Falalalalala!*

"Tis the Season to be Jolly!"

*Maggie: Falalalalala!*

"Don we know Our Gay Apparel!"

*Logan: Falalalalalalalala!*

"Toll the Ancient Yuletide Carol! Falalalalala!"

*All 3: Fa-la-la-la-laaaaa-lalalaaaaaa!*

The Camera Slowly Pans Back to the Loud House as the remaining Louds All Decked in Snow Gear All Walked Outside and Looked at the Falling Snow Lincoln Put his Arm around Lucy's Shoulder and began to Sing.

"We Wish you a Merry Christmas"

*Lucy: We wish you a Merry Christmas*

*Lynn: We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy New year!*

As they Sung the Others Showed up and Joined in as they did they started to Look at the Readers.

*Lori: Good tidings we Bring!*

*Leni: Wherever you are!*

*Luna: We wish you a Merry Christmas!*

*Luan: and a Happy New year!*

* Lynn: We wish you a Merry Christmas!*

* Lincoln: We wish you a Merry Christmas!*

* Lucy: We wish you a Merry Christmas!*

*Lola and Lana: And a happy New year!*

* Lisa: Good Tidings we Bring!*

* Maggie and Sam: To you and your Kin!*

* Geo and Logan: Good tidings for Christmas and a happy New year!*

*Everyone: We wish you a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAS! AND A HAPPY NEW! (Deck The Halls with Balls of Holly!) FALALALALA-FALALALA JINGLE JINGLE BELLS!" The Camera Slowly Pans Upwards to Show the North Star Shining brightly in the Sky.


And there you have ladies and germs And that's all she wrote as I said guys this'll be the last major update of 2018 and the best part if this is chapter 5 out of 5 since the geo and logan chapters are coming to an end so without further ado I hope you all have a merry Christmas and a happy holidays.