Yo guys Geo here and welcome back to more OFB this time I promised you guys something for next time and here it is! this time around Logan will be undergoing his biggest challenge yet and a Fan-favorite Villain will be returning and it's one you all have begging to see come back so get ready for it cause it's about to get crazy!
Logan was relaxing in the backyard with his two tiny babies napping next to him.
"AHHHHHH LOGAN!"
'And, there goes my Sunday.' He thought with annoyance As Lola ran in to their spot under the tree.
"Logan Luan's gone too Far she Attacked my face with Bees!" She screeched Loudly as she lowered his sunglasses a bit And Saw Her covering her face with a steak which upon removal revealed Her stung face and swollen eye.
"That's Horrible!" Logan said with a gasp.
"I know!"
"I was gonna eat that steak." He said as Lola Huffed angrily And Stomped off.
*Luna*
"LUAN!" Luna yelled with anger in her Voice clearly present
"Yeeeees?" She said innocently
"Look Bitch what did you do to Blake!?"
"I just covered her in Honey and Feathers no harm no Fowl!"
"...You're Lucky she's not allergic to either of those things!" Luna growled as Geo Walked in
"Hey uhhh girls can you call an emergency meeting there's something I need to tell you all." He said slowly
"Sorry Geo gonna have to skip out" Luan said as she walked off
*Later*
We see Luan in her Room Planning something Big for her family. 'This Will be great!' She Thought as she Listened through her Vent at her Siblings Conversation with Geo.
"See Guys i eat Shrimp or Any Shellfish, It's Really important i can't" He explained
Luan gave a Wicked smirk. 'Hmmmm Geo Doesn't like to eat Shrimp Huh? This Gives me an idea!'. Luan thought as she ran to the kitchen to Plan her Prank, had she stayed behind she would've Heard Geo say. "I'm seriously Allergic to shellfish Guys if I Eat even a small Amount it'll kill me!"
*Later*
Geo was Walking into the Kitchen for a Snack.
"Hey Geo!"
He turned to face Luan With a Plate of Cookies. in her hands while he instinctively held onto a taser. "Alright what's The Catch?"
"No catch just wanted to give my Friend a gift"
"Yeah but it's April fools day and you always pull something." Geo said Narrowing his eyes
"Yeah But I would Never Taint food"
"Tell that to Lana and that rhubarb pie from a few hours ago."
"I put the Antidote in the Crust!"
"Point is i don't want any Prank Cookies"
"Ok I just wanted to show you how much you mean to me and *Sniff* I guess you'll Never Know!". Luan exclaimed about to Cry.
*SIGH*
"Fine I'll Eat One, and it doesn't matter if you put it in the crust, that did nothing to help her, Logan and Lisa had to pump her stomach twice." He said while grabbing one And Carefully Biting it Just As Lucy walked in, wearing a hoodie and sweatpants as well as a towel around her hair after being covered in bleach and nearly swallowing the stuff.
"Hey guys whats up?"
"Luan made these cookies and they're Actually pretty good What's in em?" Geo Asked as he felt his neck slightly Itch for some odd reason
"Oh You Know Chocolate, Sugar, Milk, and Just a Small Dose of Lobster!"
Geo felt his stomach constrict and his heart beat Like Crazy as he fell to his Knees " *GASP!* OH MY GOD LUCY GO GET HELP!" He cried out As Lucy Ran Making Luan Horrifyingly Confused as Lucy came back with the others except for Logan, who was asleep in the backyard, and Lincoln, who was at Clyde's.
Lisa Took out an Epipen and was About to Inject him until Geo Threw up Blood and stopped moving. Lisa Injected him and Hoped it would work.
"Lisa is...is...Geo gonna be okay?" Lana asked uneasily.
Her younger sister Stood up with a Sad frown on her face. "...We were too Late...He's Dead" She whispered As Luna Growled.
"What did you do?" She whispered to Luan who beyond Shocked that she murdered Someone.
"I...I..uhh...I"
"ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING BITCH!"
"HEY!" They all turned to the backdoor to see Logan with an annoyed look. "What in the Hell is all the commotion about?"
"Luan Killed Geo!"
Logan looked at the dead body, removed his sunglasses and just rubbed his eyes. "Jesus Christ, not again." He muttered.
"Wait, AGAIN?!" They all Shouted with wide eyes.
"Yeah, he has a habit of dying and coming back via me pulling him outta Hell, he's like Kenny from South Park, except most of the time it's when something crushes him. Seriously, the last time it happened a meteor fell from the sky." Logan said as he snapped his fingers and a Portal Opened with hellfire shooting out. "I'll be back."
*Hell*
Logan landed in front of a Large Gate where he saw A Demon reading a Newspaper. "Hey Ted"
"Hey Logan" He muttered while giving a fist bump. "He die again?"
"Yep."
"Here's the key" He said with a yawn As he tossed him a Key skillfully as Logan went in. to the first circle of Hell.
"Geo You In Here?" He called out in a sing-song voice As a misty figure formed in front of him. "Morgana." He said with a Smile as Said Demoness Kissed him Deeply and suddenly, not that he really minded
"I Missed you My Love" She whispered Making him Blush as her hand snaked its way into his Pants.
'Not the time dude!' His inner voice screamed. As he gently pushed her away. "Sorry but I'm Looking for Geo right now." He said as she gave a sad sigh of wanting and longing
"Follow me he's Usually In this Circle anyway" She said On the Verge of crying.
After Hours of searching they couldn't find him, although they did get a laugh from seeing a bar fight
"I'm sorry Logan but He's not here, it seems."
"That doesn't make any sense. He always ends up here." Logan's thoughts were interrupted by maniacal laughter. "Søgg." They muttered As the shadow demon appeared Before them with the smuggest of grins
"Søgg what did you do this time." Morgana growled
"Oh nothing Sis!" He said excitedly as Morgana pulled his ear.
"TALK NOW!" She roared As he smiled.
"Okay then." "I may or May Not have Sent Geo to Heaven" He said
"YOU DID WHAT!?" She exclaimed with Logan As Søgg gave an evil Laugh and smile.
"Yep, good luck getting him now, you don't even know how to get there!"
*Loud house*
"Okay, this won't go well with Luna." Logan said In a Low tone of Voice As He stepped out the portal with a nervous look
"Logan Did you get Geo Back?" Lana asked Excitedly before seeing his face.
"Lana call a Sibling meeting...The others need to Hear this" He whispered Sadly as she Tearfully Nodded her head.
*Lori's Room*
"Ok, well where is he?" Luna said happily but That Happiness Vanished when she saw his Sad face. "Logan where is he? Where's Geo!"
'Yep, totally screwed.' He thought with a gulp. "Luna..." He said Uneasily as He rubbed his nervously. "He...he wasn't there."
"What?" She said while going pale
It was Quiet for about 30 Minutes as the Louds were trying register what they were told until Luan stood up and Walked to Luna.
"Luna...I-"
*POW!*
Luan would've Finished Had Luna Not Sucker punched her So Hard one of Her Braced Teeth Flew out of her Mouth.
"YOU BITCH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!" She screamed As she Tackled her and started to Wail Away on her Face
"LUNA, STOP IT!" Lori yelled as she and Leni were trying to Hold her Back. but failing As she Tackled Luan once Again.
"DIE YOU BITCH!" Luna roared As she tried to strangle Luan and almost succeeded until hearing the sound of a shotgun getting pumped
"Get off her Luna" Logan growled Menacingly.
"No" She said in a Low Tone Already Accepting her Fate "This bitch is gonna pay!" Luna said as Logan Pulled the trigger.
Time seemed to Slowly Down as Logan had Shot Luna in her Shoulder, rendering her arm useless for the time being.
*Later*
"Luan, enough is enough." Logan growled sternly As Said Girl was sitting on her bed with her knees Pulled up to her chin.
"But it was only a Joke i didn't Know!..I...I...I'm Sorry" She said as she started to cry and rub her sore cheek.
"No more pranks. No more jokes. And no more God damn April Fools!" He yelled as she slowly Nodded.
"I understand" She whimpered "But now what am i gonna do? Everyone hates me Now, especially my own former roommate." She sobbed as Logan held her tightly.
"Don't worry, I'll get him back here...somehow."
"I thought you hated me?"
"I can't hate you. There are very few things I hate." He told her in a gentle whisper
*Luna*
"T-That fucking brace filled whore!" Luna yelled as she took a swig from a Bottle of whiskey
"Luna? You Okay?" Lincoln said as he knocked on the door and peeked in to see Luna with her arm in a cast
"Whamdohyou wanth?" She slurred drunkenly
"Luna Your Drunk you need to sit down and rest." Lisa said
"...No, I'mma go kill that slut." Luna Slurred tiredly As she passed out face first on the floor.
*Logan*
"Okay, now how am I gonna get upstairs?" He wondered while rubbing his chin Softly as He heard soft Whining coming from Luna's Room he went in and Saw Blake making a Fuss like no tomorrow. Logan smiled and Picked her up carefully "What's wrong Blake?"
*Sniff* "Dada go bye-bye." She said sadly with watery eyes
"Don't Worry Sweetie I'll Get him Back i promise" Logan whispered as He hugged the Crying Baby. like she was his own.
*Morgana*
"Hello my dear." Morgana said Happily while wrapping her arms around Logan's neck and kissing him Softly on the lips.
"Morgana, now doesn't really seem like the-"
"Please...I need this I've had no one to love for thousands of years" She whispered Sadly as she placed another kiss on his lips.
*Later*
"I think I know of a way to retrieve your friend." Morgana said as she rested on Logan's Chest tiredly
"How?"
"Well, if any normal mortal were to attempt it, their soul would be completely eradicated. But you are different, so you will be able to survive. But first, is it true that you've never been to Heaven?"
"Well, actually...the furthest I made it was the Judgement Hall that connects the Heavens and Earth, and I don't really know how I managed that." Logan admitted. "So, what is your idea?"
He asked her.
"It's something called Mana Teleportation. It manifests a portal to any destination with the use of the blood and life energy of the portal's maker. I am a Demoness so I have an eternal supply of both resources." She explained.
"And what makes you think I'll survive the portal?"
"Because my dear...you haven't a soul, remember?" Morgana told him.
"...Yeah." He muttered depressingly as she held his Hands.
"You may not have a Soul but you have the Purest heart I've Ever felt in my eternal life, possibly pure enough to rival God's." She Whispered with a faint blush On her Face.
*Limbo*
We see Logan and Morgana appeared in A Large Cloudy Hallway. filled with Doors.
"Well shit." Logan muttered. "Where are we?"
"Heavens entranceway." She said As they walked towards a large white wall with gates made of pure gold.
"Whoa" Logan muttered as Morgana walked up to it and went inside after a talk with whoever was guarding it.
*3 Hours Later*
"How long is she gonna be in there?" Logan asked himself As the Gate Opened and a new guard took the previous ones place. Logan, being as impatient as he was, then thought of an idea. He went over to where neither could see him And reached into his pocket for a random pipe-bomb.
"Got it!" He whispered with a smirk As he tossed it aside and ran to a spot to hide as it went off.
"Hey, what was that?"
"I dunno, let's check it out." He heard the guards leave to investigate shortly after
"Hehehehe Douches" He giggled as he literally just walked right on in, unaware of a silent alarm going off somewhere.
*Elsewhere*
"Huh, someone managed to sneak in here?!" A female voice exclaimed As she checked a Camera. *Gasp!* "Logan? Uh oh, this ain't good." she said with a nervous expression as she reached for an intercom mic. "Uh boss? We may have a bit of a problem."
*Logan*
"Holy shit, this place is huge!" He yelled with wide eyes as he looked around the vast city with massive buildings. And near empty streets. "Hello?" He called out as he turned a corner and heard the faint sound of a Vespa starting up "Huh?"
Confused, Logan turned around only to be hit in the face by something metallic and blue. Which sent him flying into a brick wall. "Ow" He groaned after 5 seconds before falling on his face. 'Was that...a guitar? Oh God, not her!' He thought while going pale as he got to his feet and looked down the street to see a Vespa heading straight for him "No no no no no noooooo!" He exclaimed as he started running away.
"STOP RUNNING!"
"FUCK OFF, HARUKO!" he yelled in a panic.
*3 Hours Later*
"DON'T YOU HAVE A SHOTA TO BE FUCKING!"
"NOT UNTIL 4!" She yelled, making a certain pink haired passerby sneeze, as she revved the engine. and Drove after him at sonic speed.
*Later Still*
"Fuck, I lost him." She said while pulling out her phone. "Heeeeeeeey, I may need some help." she said nervously.
*Logan*
"What the hell, why is Haruko here?!" He yelled with several wheezes As he rested on a Bench for only a few minutes when he perked up and smirked. "Is that a blonde midget I sense?"
"MIDGET!? WHO YOU CALLIN A MIDGET YOU METALLIC FUCKFACE FAGGOT!"
'Found him' Logan thought before getting up. "Sorry Ed, but I can't chat." He said with a shit eating grin
"WHY YOU!" Ed snarled until Alphonse picked him up by his Collar Even in Death He was Still Taller Than Ed and in his iconic suit which had a shining glow. "AL, THROW ME!"
"Uh oh." Logan gulped
"No Brother Leave Logan Alone"
"YOU KNOW HE CAN'T BE HERE!"
"Yes But I'm sure he has a Reason"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER! NOW THROW ME AT 'EM OR ELSE YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HARUKO'S BULLSHIT!"
"Nope, as much as I really don't want to deal with her."
"Well then, do you want to piss off Winry for not following orders?" That made Alphonse stiffen
"...Sorry Logan but I have to do This!" Al said As he threw his Brother
"Don't Worry i understand! I mean, it's Winry." Logan Exclaimed as he ran off while Al pulled his arm back and threw his brother like a baseball.
"GOTCHA NOW YOU BASTARD!" The Alchemist exclaimed Until he missed and directly hit a lamppost. "Damn It!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCKER!" Logan roared with extreme joy when a large blade landed in front of him. "Oh, fuck off. Why are you here, Maka?!"
"You're Not Aloud to be here Logan you Know that!"
"Yeah, I know. The midget already said that twice."
"FUCK OFF!" Ed Groaned as he pulled himself free from the pole.
"An...holy shit, those pills I gave you really worked." He muttered as he soon found himself distracted by her voluptuous EE-cup chest.
"My eyes are up here! And only Crona can look there." She yelled as she brought down Soul in a violent fashion.
"No hard feelings bud." The scythe said
"Whoa! And no problem. Besides, it could be worse."
"How?"
"It could've been-"
*Thud*
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!" Logan roared as a certain E.V.O. landed behind him.
"S'up Logan? You know you're not..."
"I KNOW!" He screeched, causing his veins to glow blue and shatter a lot of glass. "What next, is Ben gonna fall out of the sky?!"
"..."
"...He's on a rooftop with Rook, isn't he?"
"...And Gwen." Rex said as said Hero Dropped down with a sheepish look. "Ho-"
"I smelled chili fries and smoothies while running from a guitar wielding maniac on a Vespa."
"Figures"
"I told you we should not have stopped for food."
"Guys He's Getting Away!" Rex called out
*Logan*
"Okay, what in the actual hell is going o-NNNNNN!" Logan exclaimed as he was pulled through a manhole by a red and black glove. "WA-"
"SHHHHHHHHHHH!" The Merc hushed him as he closed off the manhole
"What the!? Deadpool? I expected you to be in Hell!"
"So did I!" He cheered Like a London Silly Nanny...*Wait hold On da Fuq you Just Say!?*...(Wade Hold Wait!) ...{Sounds of a Painful beating is Heard}...*Now Try again Ass-Fart!* He Exclaimed Like the Super Macho Badass That He is. Also I'm Gay for Deadpool.
"Wow, didn't expect the profile owner to say that."
"You and Me Both Pal" Wade said with a giggle.
"So, what the Hell is this place really?"
"I...honestly don't know." Wade said. "My best guess is that it's where the souls of those who have died in the Omniverse go to. Also I think that one kid who uses his blood as a weapon is after you too, as well as ice bitch."
"Which ice bitch?"
"Esdeath"
"Oh...well at least it isn't Satsuki...wait, by blood, do you mean-" The ground above them was then torn open. "-...Ganta."
"GUYS I FOUND HIM!"
"...Well fuck you too then." Logan said as he got and ran off with Wade distracting the blood user
*Logan*
"Oh shit oh shit oh shit!" Logan panted As he ran towards a Trash Can and jumped inside of it. "Phew. I think I lost them." He whispered as his phone rang. "Yep?"
"Also, the skittle squad is after you too." Wade said.
"Wait, Skittle Squad?" Logan said dumbfounded and confused asa blue plasma blade sliced the top of the trashcan off "YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!?" He screamed out As he was picked up. "Heeey Jason."
"…Why do people still think I'm my father?!" He exclaimed
"Ohh, you're Logan Scott…sorry dude."
"Don't 'sorry' me, WE'RE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHADES OF RED!" He exclaimed over dramatically As our Logan's fist glowed green and punched the Power Ranger in the gut
Which sent him backward.
"LOGAN FIGHT!" Mako Yelled
"I'm guessing there's a seco-"
"Yep."
"…That sounds like a nightmare, two Mako's." Logan said with a shudder.
"Is that a narwhal?" The Ranger said As his Counterpart Pushed him in front of Said Magical Sea Creature.
"HI!" Star cheered with Marco behind her
"Oh Who Next Aang and Korra!?" Logan yelled Sarcastically as a heavy thud was heard from behind him and everyone backed up as he just raised a hand.
"Let me guess...Batman?"
"...Batman."
"Perfect." Logan said with even more sarcasm and faced the masked crusader.
"Logan"
"Yeah yeah, I shouldn't be here." He said as soon was Surrounded by Everyone who was chasing him. "You all know that I can and WILL kick your asses, right?"
"Yeah right."
*A few moments later*
"Wow...he really did kick all our asses...kinda thought he was bluffing." Ganta groaned.
"Maybe you shouldn't have egged him on, idiot!" Maka barked
"Sorry Guys But No Can Stop Me!" Logan Yelled as he turned around and Saw That Everyone Gained Fearful Looks. "What? Is Saitama behind me?" He said with a confused look
"Logan Don't Move a Muscle her version is Based on Movement!" Deadpool Whispered from a waste bin as an all too familiar chorus started playing Making Logan Pale.
"Oh God...not her!" he said in a panic as he tried to run but felt someone pull his ear.
"WADE!"
"Sorry, but uh..." He then handed him a machine gun. "You may need this."
"Why?" Logan asked as the air turned cold.
"Trust me, now RUN!" He yelled with terror in his voice as Logan FINALLY Turned Around just as the song started and he bolted However he was too late as he heard a metal ring.
*Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!*
"Awwww Biscuits" He grumbled before turning a corner And Running into his Only Weakness That's Right he Ran Into his One Weakness Mikasa FUCKING Ackerman/Jaeger! "Uhhh Hey Mikasa umm How you doing?" He said while sweating literal bullets
"Leave now" She said in a monotone voice as he gulped and started backing away slowly Before running so fast that he could put both the Flash and Sonic to shame
*Later*
"Uh, dude?" Haruko said nervously to a man cloaked in darkness sitting at a table. "We have a bit of a problem." She then leaned down to his ear and whispered, causing his red eyes to widen and making him slam both of his hands onto the table, revealing they were large and metallic with claws.
"WHAT?!" He roared As he rose from his seat quickly, easily towering over the woman beside him. "Søgg, you pathetic excuse of a hellspawn. Is it really that time already?" He whispered
as he walked towards a window to see Logan from far away, running like a bat out of Hell from Mikasa. "Haruko go get Morgana at once."
"Uhhh…which one?" She asked as he sighed.
"This is gonna be a long day." He muttered
*Logan*
"Why couldn't it have been Shinichi or Ayumu, or even Akihisa!" Logan screamed As he ran for His Life
"Get back here!" She yelled
"Never!" Logan exclaimed in pure fear. Until she Tackled him "OH JESUS!" He yelled like a little girl. "EREN JAEGER! CONTROL YOUR FUCKING WIFE!" Logan Yelled as Said Suicidal Bastard Appeared
"I dunno, it's kinda fun watching her do this."
"You'll get your own Reign story."
"..."
*45 Minutes Later*
"Okay, note to self: Begin writing 'The Reign of Eren' after this." Logan muttered to himself As he Quietly Snuck away.
"I can't believe that you let him get away for a story!" Mikasa exclaimed as she Strangled him
"Well at least I didn't fall for a distraction. Seriously, Levi in a tutu?" Eren glared, making her whistle innocently
*Logan*
Logan had stopped running and Sat on a Bench panting tiredly. "...Hey...*Pant*...Raven" He deadpanned.
"If you think I'm gonna attack you, I'm not."
"OH THANK GOD! Hey where's Garfield?"
"Buffet Bar...Logan Why're you Here anyway?" She asked Being the first person to do so
"Well, my best friend was killed by a prank my idiotic and sadistic girlfriend set up," He said with a Scowl That held Anger and Sadness. "You know how that kind of pattern goes. He dies, I go to Hell, drag him back. Dies, go to Hell, drag him back."
"Yeah so?"
"This time it's different. A perverted and sadistic demon called Søgg somehow managed to get him here."
"How'd he do That?"
"I don't care how he did it!" He Snapped as a few Tears Fell from his Eyes. "I just want my Friend Back and everyone here keeps telling me to get lost...except you...and Wade." He said Wiping his Tears Unaware That His Ranger Counterpart was Listening in on them. "Grrrr DAMN HER! why does she have to do this april fools shit every Year I warned her That she was going to Kill someone with Those Pranks But she didn't Listen That Bitch Never Listens!" He roared as a dark mist shot out of his cuts and bullet holes.
"Calm Down Logan it'll be Okay"
"DON'T TELL ME TO FUCKING CALM DOWN!" He roared. "YOU CAN'T EVEN FATHOM THE AMOUNT OF BULLSHIT I DEAL WITH EVERY FUCKING ATTOSECOND SINCE THE MOMENT I WAS CREATED!" He roared as his skin appeared to glow orange "Sometimes I wonder Why i feel in Love with Her If it's Really Worth all The Shit i Go Through for her and those others humans." He muttered as an explosion rang out. "There he is! Well, there's my cue to run, see ya on the flip side." He said in an emotionless voice As he ran off down another street
Later*
"Do these guys EVER get tired?" Logan questioned tiredly as he hid in a moving trolley car that was high above the large kingdom. 'maybe I should Give up and just leave.' He thought before hearing Søgg's laughter Echo in his head. Maniacally "Grrrr That Bastard!" He growled with glowing eyes
"S'up?" Haruko said Appearing Out of Nowhere
"WHOA!"
"Relax i just wanna Talk" She said while holding her hands up.
"How did you even get in here?!"
"Haruko powers" She said bluntly
"Figures" He growled
"Look How Far are you willing to go For that Friend of yours?"
"I'd kill God if I have to." He said.
"Really? Thought you Hated Geo"
"Bitch, do I look like Lori?"
"Good Point Okay Follow Me"She said as she Got on her Scooter while Logan shrugged and Got on as well.
*Palace*
"What the heck is this place?" He asked her.
"The Lookout" She said bluntly.
"The Lookout?" Logan questioned.
"Yep"
"Why do you even need a lookout?"
"Cause this is where Dende Lives"
"...Who the fuck is Dende?"
"He's Basically God"
"…Is h-"
"No, he's not actually God….well not of the omniverse just of his world he comes here sometimes to chat with the Boss." she said as her Vespa landed Down on a patch of grass "Let's Go" She said as he followed her to a Large building.
"This place is a lot bigger than it looks." He said to himself As Haruko opened the Door And and Lead him inside.
"Hello!" She yelled as footsteps were heard
"Hi there!" Dende said happily
"Who the fuck is this mini Piccolo?" Logan said while looking down.
"my name is Dende" He said As Logan looked down at him "So you wanna get your friend back huh?" The bite-sized Namekian asked
"Yeah I do" Logan responded
"Good He was hoping you would say that" He said with a smile
"He?" Logan questioned as someone tapped his shoulder. "Deku, I swear to-"
"Chill out dude, I don't wanna fight!" He said while holding up his hands defensively
"Sorry, I'm not exactly in the best of moods." Logan said with a sigh.
"Here we are" Dende said as they approached a Chair
"Why are we at a chair?"
"Sit in it."
"Uhhh Okay?" Logan said in a confused tone as he sat in it and suddenly appeared in A Small House "Whoa!" He exclaimed as he saw that he was see-through
"Daddy!"
He then felt a shiver as a little girl ran through him
"Hey Blake You miss me sweetie?" He heard his best friend say as he hugged his Daughter.
"Daddy is Mommy Sam off Work Yet?"
'Blake?' Logan thought as am older Sam walked out the Kitchen. "Someone call me?"
"Mommy Sam!" She squealed as she ran over to hug her.
"Like the Scene?" Haruko told Logan, making him jump.
"W-What is this?"
"We have a special device in each deceased soul's home, it allows them to experience what they perceive as their perfect life. This is Geo's." She said as Luna walked in carrying a Bag.
"Hey there." She said as she set the bag down. "Geo your Mom needs Help with the rest of the Bags"
"Okay." Geo spoke as he went outside
"Wait his Mom!?" Logan exclaimed
"Yep" Haruko said with a smile
Logan followed Geo outside and Saw a Tall woman with Shoulder Length Black hair Wearing a Yellow Shirt and Blue Jeans carrying boxes "That's his Mom? Wow, damn she look 20!"
"See Why we can't let you take Geo Logan? He's Happy Here!"
"HE HAS TO LEAVE!" A voice yelled out to both of them. "IT IS NOT HIS TIME YET!"
"Why does that voice sound familiar?" Logan questioned As heard from outside.
"GET THAT FUCKING SHIT!" Ed screamed Until he slammed right into the door.
"You know that doesn't even have a lock, right?"
"…"
"Exactly" Alphonse said as he gently pushed the large door open as Ed fell inside the palace
"Let's Get him!" Mikasa screamed
"ENOUGH!" A voice boomed as Logan and Haruko re entered reality.
"See Logan? He's Happy" She said as they heard the others start running in.
"Great, them again." Logan sighed as he now saw Esdeath, Luffy, Goku and Naruto among them "Fine, let's-" Logan was cut off as he heard two swords unsheathed behind him. "Kazu-"
"Relax, I'm with you. And I already told you, call me Kirito." He said in a quiet voice as they all charged. "Ayumu, we both know what's gonna happen if you attack me." He said to the Zombie
Who attacked anyway
"Gotta at least try." He said as Logan took his chainsaw and cut him into pieces, horrifying everyone.
"OH RELAX, he's a fucking Zombie, he'll get over it!"
"The sad part is that it's true." Ayumu's severed head whimpered As Esdeath tried a sneak attack, only to get thrown back by a Rasengan and Kamehameha wave.
"What the?" They all exclaimed
"Now Logan Go!" Naruto called out as Ganta sent him right into Haruko.
"Sorry guys, DETROIT SMASH!" Izuku screamed as he punched Rex in the gut Knocking him out.
"GUM GUM JET PISTOL!"
"Huh?" Ben Said as a Fist Rocketed into his chest, leaving a very dark bruise as he went through a pillar and turned into Rath. "LET ME TELL YA SOMETHIN MONKEY D LUFFY RATH DOES NOT LIKE BEIN PUNCHED INTO STUFF!" He roared As Luffy Chuckled.
"Shishishishishishi Really now cause I'm gonna do it again!" He exclaimed As he wound up his Arm. "Logan go save your friend!" He barked as he was sucker punched By Rath.
*Logan*
"Got to find that place!" he said while dodging lasers That were being fired by none other than Cyborg "Whoa! Knock it off Victor!"
"NO Way Bro! You gotta leave!" He said as he fired more lasers, finally landing a hit on Logan's face, sending him straight to the ground, completely still as the others caught up with him.
"Dude! Did you kill him?!"
"I don't know!" Cyborg said as he and beast boy went over to him when suddenly. "SURPRISE NUT PUNCH!"
*DOUBLE WHACK*
"AHHHHHH!"
Both fell down in extreme pain as Logan rosy slowly, his face hidden in shadows as they all heard sparks. "Ya know, at first when you all tried to get rid of me, I was annoyed." He said as his arms appeared to expand in size and his eyes turned pure red. "But now…" He raised his face, revealing the left portion of it was completely mechanical with a sort of black muscle tissue, and the skin on his arms tore apart, revealing cybernetic arms that began to extend blades at the fingertips. "I'M FUCKING PISSED!" He roared as the rivets in his metal body glowed a dark ruby red.
"Uhhhh, are we fucked?"
"Did he already take Kratos down?"
"No."
"Then we have a chance." Cyborg said in a whimper as Logan grabbed him by the skull and hurled him at the large group "Ajhhh!"
"YOU WILL SUFFER FOR GETTING IN MY WAY!" He roared as his claws shifted to chainsaws
"Uh oh Good thing I'm already dead!" Robin said with a gulp as his eyes shrank to small red dots and he was Beaten up and had his arm and legs broken viciously.
"GET HIM!" Ed Yelled as a plasma beam shot in front of him. "Scott, what're you doing?!" He questioned the Power Ranger As he summoned the numerous members of his team. To protect Logan when a black blur sped past them and slashed at Logan.
"About time you showed yourself, Cat Noir." He growled as his left hand switched to a large cannon and he fired it towards the Cat superhero
"Whoa!" He exclaimed as a ball of red energy melted through the ground next to him "What the? DID YOU TRY AND VAPORIZE ME?! Oh now it's on, CATACLYSM!" he yelled as dark energy surrounded his hand.
"Please try not to kill my cousin a second time!" They heard the Crimson colored Ranger shout as he blasted them with his Blade-Blaster.
"I make no promises." Logan growled as the rest of his skin turned to ash As hundreds of compartments opened on his body, each one releasing some form of laser producing weaponry. And shooting at everything and everyone that moved.
"Hey buddy!"
He turned his head to the voice of Soul, who was standing right behind Maka, whose jacket and shirt he tore open, revealing her wonderful goods. "BEHOLD TRUE GLORY!" He exclaimed as almost every guy and girl nearly fainted from blood loss.
"SOUL!"
*MAKA CHOP!*
"OW!"
'Only Crona can see my goods!' She thought angrily with a red face as Logan had took off running out of the palace with large jet wings that tore through his back and he started flying Towards the city of angels, where he then saw an enormous castle in the center of it all with what appeared to be a glowing blue heart floating above it.
"Whoa, beautiful." he said as he was hit by a green laser "What the!?"
"JETRAY, BITCH!"
"DAMN IT, BEN!" Logan yelled while going faster towards the castle when a golden laser sent him crashing down into unconsciousness from above. As he laid on the ground, the last thing he saw was a large figure in jeans and boots.
*Later*
"Ugh What Fucked me up the Ass and Then fucked me in the Ear?" Logan groaned as he awoke in a chair, sitting at a large table in a white room "Hello?" He coughed out as a door opened and Haruko entered
"S'up?"
"What happened?"
"The big boss got you, and dragged you in here." she said with a frown on her Face.
"Oh great, I managed to piss God off." he muttered while staring at his torn clothes and metal body. "Damn it, why didn't they just stay out of my way!" he sighed sadly. "Now I need a new skin."
"Get up" A deep voice said as a door slammed shut and a man with a large hood over his head entered. He wore a sleeveless hoodie, black jeans and combat boots.
"Huh?"
"I said get up!" He snapped before reaching out with his large metal arms and pulling Logan to his feet
"Whoa Hey Easy!" He exclaimed as the hooded man just glared down at him with red eyes. "Come with me. Now."
"Ugh fine" Logan whispered
*Elsewhere*
"Unbelievable." The all powerful deity exclaimed as he and Logan walked down a long series of hallways. "Quintillion of dollars worth of damages, thousands of casualties, chopping Ayumu into pieces?"
"He got in my way! Besides, he's a fucking zombie, I can't kill him again."
"…Ugh, you're lucky they weren't allowed to kill you." he said under his breath As Logan stared at him.
"What do you mean?"
"Nothing" The god snapped as they stopped at a door "Here we are" He said in a quiet tone as he pushed the door open revealing to Logan TWO Morgana's, with the second one looking older and far more mature.
"I uhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Look in between them."
Logan looked down and saw his buddy on a table with a unique helmet on his head.
"What the Hell?" he said as his red eyes flashed blue Making Her giggle
"Come." She told him softly
"Umm Okay i guess?" He said as he got on his knees and looked at his friend. Who looked beyond peaceful.
*Mind*
Logan fell onto the floor of the Loud House attic violently with his skin returning and his clothes fixed. "Ow" He groaned As he stood up and dusted himself off as he heard laughing downstairs "Huh?" He groaned as he left the room and looked downstairs and saw two Little girls playing together
"Hello?" He heard Luna call out while closing the front door
"*Gasp!* Logan i knew you'd Come!" She squealed Happily.
"Uhh Hey Luna where's Geo?" Logan asked casually
"He's in the Kitchen Making dinner" She said As she walked up the stairs to her room
"Daddy?" One of the girls said and hugged his Leg.
Logan looked down and started to cry at the sight of a small girl with skin whiter than porcelain and hair that was both darker than the night and as dark as blood, her soft red eyes longing for affection.
"R-Ruby?"
She smiles and nods before increasing her grip on his leg.
"Daddy!" the other said grabbing his other Leg
"Lucille." he said as he cried harder and picked them up. "My Babies" He whispered faintly before smelling smoke from the kitchen.
"DANG IT! I KNEW I SHOULD'VE JUST GONE TO POPEYES!" Geo yelled angrily
Logan walked into the Kitchen after setting the two on the couch and saw his buddy...wearing a neon pink apron, black dress shoes, blue pants and a yellow t-shirt.
"Don't do it!"
"...~My name is Cleve-land Brown, and I am proud to be-~"
"Damn it, I knew you'd sing that!" He said with a Scowl before slapping him. Making ruby and Lulu giggle. "Girls go upstairs and Play i need to talk with uncle Geo" He said before punching Geo.
"Hey!"
"Okay daddy!" They said as they went upstairs with smiles.
"Anyway Logan why're You here I told you to get the Ribs for the party tonight" He exclaimed.
"Party?"
"Yeah You Know We Told Marco and Heckapoo we'd Throw Their Anniversary Party"
"STILL WAITING ON THAT WEDDING GIFT!" Marco exclaimed while poking his head in.
"The gift, was The Reign of Marco." Geo said Narrowing his Eyes at the Latino teen.
"Ugh whatever Where do you want me to sit these drinks?"
"Backyard"
"Fine." Marco said carrying the cooler out Back as Logan walked up to Geo.
"Dude, we need to have a talk."
"Can it wait i need to Make Marinara Sauce"
"There's no point in making it." Logan said in a monotone voice
"Why?" He said before feeling a pain in his hand. He slowly looked down to see that Logan stabbed him with a steak knife, but when he pulled it out the would closed, like it was never there.
"Because none of this is real."
"What i i what!?"
"Geo, Luan accidentally killed you."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's Funny...oh wait, you're serious."
"She gave you a cookie filled with shellfish."
"Yeah, that sounds like something she would do." Geo Muttered. "But i don't Wanna Leave here, it's perfect!"
"Geo Luna's Resorted to drinking And I'm Worried she Might Blame Blake and start beating her!"
"No she...she wouldn't Do That!" Geo shouted in denial as the table disintegrated into pixels.
"Come on Pal let's go Home" Logan said as Luna walked downstairs holding Ruby and Lulu.
"Logan i told them it was Nap time but they refused to Nap till they Saw you" She said as Logan gave a sad smile and cried As he took them in a hug
"I love you both so Much" He whispered as they faded away into nothingness.
"We love you too Daddy" They both said as he was forced into reality, where he watched Geo slowly wake up.
"Logan..."
"Yeah buddy?"
"What the fuck happened to your skin?" He asked with a yawn.
"it's a Long Story buddy." He said with a smile. As God placed a hand on his shoulder.
"You both must leave. Now."
"But"
"Now!" He boomed with glowing eyes
*Later*
"I'm surprised you didn't kick his ass." Haruko said as she watched the two friends walk with Morgana through a white portal holding onto white cellphones.
"I didn't need to." God said before turning and walking away. "Besides, I wouldn't want to beat myself up." he said with a Chuckle as a gust of wind forced his hood off, revealing hair that was a mixture of black and white with midnight blue highlights and crimson and emerald tips, skin whiter than everything else in the Kingdom, and soft crimson and emerald eyes.
*Loud house*
Logan and Morgana landed on the ground with a Thud as Logan noticed in his Arms was a Green Heart that started to take form into Geo, except he was naked.
"Ugh my head i had the weirdest Dream that I-" He then saw Logan. "Never mind, it was completely real." he muttered with wide eyes.
"Dude put some Pants on" Logan said bluntly
"Yeah yeah whatever" Geo grumbled
*Upstairs*
"These are itchy, dude. What're they made of?" Geo complained.
"Eyelashes!" Logan cheered like a dumbass.
"WHAT?!" he yelled as Logan laughed while he threw it at his face. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT?!"
"SpongeBob." He said simply with a wide smile As Geo's eye Twitched and he slapped him. "OW!"
Geo howled while holding his now throbbing hand
"Hahaha" Logan giggled As he pulled out his phone. "Hey Lisa, I need some new skin." He said
"Roger that, may I ask why?"
"Let's say I got Geo back and leave it at that."
"Want me to bring him some Clothes as well?"
"I already gave him the sweater."
"Fine new Skin coming up"
*Knock Knock Knock*
"Logan can i come in i had a Nightmare" He heard Lana ask
"Just a sec!" He said while slipping on some gloves and a hoodie that covered all of his face. "Okay come in" He said As She Opened the door and Gasped.
"GEO!" She cheered as she tackled him into a Hug
"Can't breathe!" he gasped while turning blue.
"Oops" She said sheepishly as she let him go and Started to shed a Few Tears of joy. before running back down while Lisa came up with a box, shutting the attic door behind her.
"Here is your new skin." She said
"Thanks mother." He said
Making her smile and go back down.
*Luan*
"LUAN, HOLD STILL YOU SLUT!" Luna shouted As she tried to smash her bottle against her head
"Luna, knock it off already!" Luan sobbed while covering her bloody face
"You...you took him so Maybe I should Take something of yours!" Luna whispered with a twitching eye as she Noticed the Twins crib in the corner of her sisters room.
"No...Luna Please No Them!" Luan begged as the door quietly opened
"No...You won't Learn you need to Know my Pain" She said in a Dead tone as she raised the bottle about to smash onto the twins when she felt a sharp pain in the back of her neck, followed by a dozen more points of pain on her back. The bottle fell to the ground and broke as Luna passed out with 13 tranquilizer darts in her back
"Logan!" Luan said fearfully As he walked in.
"You okay Lu?" He whispered As she nodded and ran to him
"Logan about what happened to Geo i know you hate me but..."
"Relax, I don't hate you..." he told her softly as he kissed her forehead softly "I'm just tired of it all." he said in a quiet tone.
"then why don't you hate me or the others?"
"It's how I was made, I say I hate Lola but I really don't." He told her with a sad smile as he held her close.
"Luan?" Geo said poking his head into the door quietly.
"W-w-wha? H-How're you back? Logan said he couldn't."
"Space Hulu"
"What?"
"Exactly" He said with a smile as she hugged him tightly.
"I...I...I'm So Sorry i killed You Geo!" She sobbed
"Hey Now It's Okay" Geo told her Softly as she wiped her eyes.
"But i..."
"I said it's okay, I'm over it."
"But I'm Not" She sobbed
*Later the next day*
Blake was asleep in her crib and gave a small yawn when she heard the door open and her daddy walked in with a smile. *GASP!* "DADA!" She cheered loudly and happily as he picked her up "Dada Dada!" She giggled As the Door opened again revealing Luna.
"Blake sweetie it's time for your Milk...Geo?" Luna froze in place as she dropped the bottle onto the floor.
"Hey Luna" He said Smiling as she walked up to him with wide, watery eyes.
"Is...is it really you?" She whimpered
"Who were Expecting the Avatar? Or maybe The Lorax?"
"He speaks for the trees!" They heard Logan shout Making Blake Giggle and hug his arm as Luna hugged him tightly.
*3 WEEKS LATER!*
"Okay, Logan. Time for a diagnostics check." Lisa said as she carefully removed his clothes and synthetic skin in her lab.
"Okay"
"Reproductive system?"
"Check." he said patting his crotch
"Vocal module?"
"Si, madre."
"Optic sights?"
"Yep"He said while having them change to a plethora of colors."
"Weaponry and defenses?"
"Locked and Loaded" He chuckled turning his arm into a Plasma Cannon.
"Hydraulic for everything you do?"
"At 1,000,000%" he responded while smashing a block of bedrock.
"Excellent" She said like Mr. Burns as she typed at her computer And saved the new data. "How're your energy reserves?"
"Normal, magical, aura/mana, demonic, holy, or Hell?" he said opening his chest and revealing the Meter readings for all of them.
"All of them."
"Doing fine so far." he told her while patting his chest Proudly
"Very well." She said as he put his skin and clothes back on.
*Later in the attic*
Logan was staring out the attic window with Morgana sitting across from him.
"Logan is something the matter?" She asked him Sincerely
"No nothing's wrong" He told her softly as she hugged him "I just feel like your brother is up to something." He whispered quietly as he looked at the dark night sky. As she kissed his Cheek "I feel like he's hiding something." He told her as he gave a sigh
*Alternate Universe*
"That insignificant pest!" Søgg Roared from the darkness of a different Earth, one that he called his true home. "These pathetic Elder Bairns better do their job correctly, Fumito!" He roared at a blonde male human.
"I assure you, your servants will allow you to maintain your order in this universe."
"And what of that brat?"
"She has proven to be more powerful than expected."
He scoffed in anger. "Leave me, I will notify you if I need something." He spoke, his voice warping into one far more demonic as the blonde man left the dark cavern. "Logan, Logan, Logan. NO matter what you do, you will not stop me from killing the ones who are destined to end my reign." He snarled before tearing open a portal and staring down at Geo and the Louds with his fist tightening. "I WILL KILL THEM!"
And there you have it guys the Mid-Season Finale is done and Over with Next time for the OC Side of things Lincoln and Geo take on a foe from Geo's Past!
