Yo guys geo here and welcome back to OFB and guess what? IT'S TIME FOR THE NEXT CHARACTER SHORT! this one however will be focusing on Lana as this Character short is more or less inspired by Old silent cartoons where Random stuff happens with little to no explanation so enjoy also I made a new poll that involves Life of Loud so vote away!


A Cookie Jar sat on the countertop as Lana walked by and gave a happy smile she licked her lips and attempted to open the jar but failed.

Scratching her head Lana snapped her fingers getting a brilliant idea as she rushed off about five minutes later she came back with a hammer and tried to smash the jar...Only for the hammer to not break it open.

Growling Lana kept smashing the jar over and over only for it to not open feeling frustrated Lana tossed the hammer away and grabbed the jar and ran off.


*Upstairs*


Lana was in Lisa's room standing behind a large protective barrier as Lisa slapped on her goggles and pulled a lever and blasted the jar to bad nothing happened.

A Lightbulb appeared above Lana's head as she whispered in Lisa's ear and the two came up with a new plan.

Lisa pressed a few more buttons as more lasers appeared and began to charge up and blast the jar only to incinerate everything in the room except the jar as Lana and Lisa stood there in their underwear lana coughed as Lisa disintegrated into a pile of ash.

Rolling her eyes Lana grabbed the jar and walked downstairs.


*Outside*


Lana had glued the jar to the garage and was currently tying a chain around it why you ask? Because she was going to have Lori drive off in vanzilla just to open it….She must really want those cookies.

Lana gave a sneaky chuckle as she went over and gave Lori a Thumbs up signalling her to start driving Lori gave a nod and slammed down on the gas pedal as Vanzilla began to move at an alarming rate as the cookie jar still refused to open as the chain began to strain against the car with chattering teeth lana got behind Vanzilla and began to push it forward as he started to hear a creaking noise lana discovered that the Chain was about to break!

Lana tried to warn lori but was to late as the chain snapped sending the Van soaring across the air as Lori screamed Bloody murder as the van tumbled down the street like a paper cup in the wind luckily the Vehicle stopped as Lori gave a sigh of reilef at least until a meteor fell from the sky crushing her and the street opened up revealing a massive eighty five story sewer gator which proceeded to swallow both the space rock and vanzilla up Lana sighed as she used some spare glue removal to remove the jar from the garage door as soon as she left the garage collapsed in on itself.

*Backward*


Lana and Lynn were wearing riot gear as lynn pounced on the jar and tried to force the jar open using brute strength only to come up fruitless feeling annoyed Lynn kicked the jar only for it to bounce off the tree and hit her in the head which caused lynn to fly back into the street where she tried to stand up only for a satellite to fall out the sky and crush her just as a UFO beamed up the fallen space junk and lynn and flew off into space.

Deciding to give up Lana grabbed the jar and went back inside.


*Living room*


Lana gave a tired sigh as she sat the jar on the living room table where lincoln was watching youtube on his phone seeing his sister point to the jar lincoln took it and simply took the top off….it was that easy?

Lana's mouth dropped as she jumped Lincoln and began to hug him like crazy after the hugfest was done and over with lana took a cookie out the jar and ate it and well….

"EWWW GROSS THESE COOKIES ARE OATMEAL RAISIN!?" Lana gagged as she tossed the cookie and stomped off Lincoln looked at the reader and gave a confused shrug.