Happy holidays guys sorry that the Christmas special isn't hot pursuit like I promised but i got something even better for you all a musical chapter but not just any musical chapter this musical chapter features the louds n some of the greatest songs ever made songs from Animaniacs! Sadly the Reboot Song from the Reboot will not be featured I was gonna add it but decided against it oh well I might add it in a future sequel when the reboot gets more songs anywho the songs that'll be featured here are as follows.
The Monkey Song: Sang by Mr Grouse Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana.
The Senses Song: Sang by the Loud Siblings.
Wakko's America: Sang by Leni
Yakko's Universe: Sang by Lisa
The Most Famous of them all: Sang by Lincoln
Noel: Sang By Luan Lori Lola and Lincoln
Anywho Guys without any more further delay I present you all with Music from the Classics!
Disclaimer I do not own any of these songs they are owned by warner bros.
Mr. Grouse:
One Monday mornin', I got up late and there were these monkeys outside the gate.
Lori tried to stop them but she had no luck. The monkeys got free and they run amok.
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
My Home was visited by my sweet Niece
I came downstairs and expected the least.
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants.
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
Monkeys dance, then I dance, too.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
I ran outside to get a stick,
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick,
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace,
Those monkeys had My Niece in a mad embrace!
Nicole:
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln:
For a nickel, I'll give you a clue.
Lola:
Mr Grouse I didn't know your eyes were blue.
Mr. Grouse:
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Geo:
Yessir, woo!
Logan:
Aw, play dat thing!
[instrumental break]
Mr Grouse:
I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
Them monkeys going to put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste and they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!
I dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
They's crazy nutso! I'm tellin' you!
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
Well, by this time, I was feelin' dread.
They was using a shoebrush to shine me head.
I asked them to leave, but they stayed around.
They pulled the chain, and, WHEE, I went down!
I dunno what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
Call my lawyer! I'm ready to sue!
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
[Mr. Grouse screams]
Logan:
Yessir, brother!
[instrumental break and chase sequence]
Mr. Grouse :
Well, me patience ran out and I'm telling you sure, tomorrow, I show those monkeys the door!
And if they don't leave, I'm inviting you to my house for dumplings and monkey stew!
I don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
Now I'm in the stew, oh pooh.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Dunno know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Mr. Grouse:
Watch out for monkeys! I'm telling you!
Geo Logan Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
Don't know what to say, the monkeys won't do.
Lincoln Lynn Lola and Lana:
We're not monkeys, we're just cuckoo!
All:
Dunno what to say! The Louds won't do!
Lori:
The sense of sight is what guides us right when we go out on walks.
Lola:
The sense of smell is the way to tell that you need to change your socks.
Luan:
The sense of touch is what hurts so much when you bang your toe on the bed.
Lincoln:
The sense of hearing is something good, 'cause if a tree fell in the wood,
Would there be a sound? You bet there would...if it landed on top your head!
The Louds:
Your head!
If a tree lands on top of your head!
Luna:
The sense of taste affects your waist...
Leni:
Which makes five senses in all.
Lucy:
There's a sixth sense, too, but it's hard to explain.
It's a psychic connection inside of your brain
So you can understand people like Shirley MacLaine...
Lana:
Who wear crystals they bought in the mall!
The Louds:
The mall! Who wear crystals they bought in the mall!
Lincoln:
And now, the other senses!
Lola:
There are scents you can smell like cologne from Chanel or the scents of expensive perfume.
Leni:
There are scents of flowers we hope overpowers the kitty box next to your room.
Lynn:
There's a sense of pride you have deep down inside...
Lincoln:
When you practice a sense of fair play.
Lori:
There are dollars and cents that you pay at a toll...
Lisa:
Or the census man who is taking a poll...
Luan:
And a sense of confusion we're out of control...
The Louds:
And they really should take us away! Away! They really should take us away!
Luan:
There's a sense of humor, a sense of doom, or a sense of awe, sense of timing...
Lisa:
The sense of a word, a sense of absurd like trying to do all this rhyming!
Lori:
There's incense...
Lana:
And horse sense...
Luna:
And common sense, it's true.
Lola:
Sense of wonder, sense of beauty...
Lincoln:
Sense of honor, sense of duty...
Leni:
A sense of doubt, a sense of danger...
Lisa:
A sense of fear when you meet a stranger...
Lola:
A sense of style, a sense of worth...
Luna:
A sense of direction for knowing the earth...
The Louds:
A sense of dread as we're singing this song
That it's starting to turn out completely all wrong
And it's time that we end it because it's too loooooooooooonnnnnnggggg...
(Deep breath)
'Cause it just doesn't make any sense!
Nonsense!
This song doesn't make any sense!
The Loud house was quiet as the siblings were all hanging out in the living room all while Lana was struggling to do her homework. "AHHH THIS IS HOPELESS!" The grease Monkey exclaimed as she threw away her book.
"What's wrong Lana?" Luan asked her as she gave a sigh.
"Our teacher is having us write down the names of all the states and their capitals but I don't know the names of the states or their capitals!" She exclaimed as Leni smiled.
"Oh is that all? Don't worry Lana I can help you!" she said as her siblings looked at her uneasily.
"Ummmm Leni that's sweet but maybe Lisa can help me" Lana chuckled nervously.
"Oh I don't mind helping you lana all I need is a Fiddle, Luna?" Leni looked to her younger sister who dug through the couch and pulled out a fiddle.
"Go Crazy Brah" the rocker said as Leni took the fiddle and wheeled Lisa's USA chart into the living Room.
"Alright here goes!"
*Brief Fiddle playing*
Leni:
Baton Rouge, Louisiana, Indianapolis, Indiana,
And Columbus is the capital of Ohio,
There's Montgomery, Alabama, south of Helena, Montana,
Then there's Denver, Colorado under Boise, Idaho.
Texas has Austin, then we go north,
To Massachusetts' Boston and Albany, New York.
Tallahassee, Florida, and Washington, D.C.,
Santa Fe, New Mexico and Nashville, Tennessee.
Elvis used to hang out there a lot, you know.
Trenton's in New Jersey, north of Jefferson, Missouri,
You've got Richmond in Virginia, South Dakota has Pierre,
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania, and Augusta's up in Maine,
And here is Providence, Rhode Island next to Dover, Delaware.
Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunt
To Montpelier, which is up in Vermont.
Hartford's in Connecticut, so pretty in the fall.
And Kansas has Topeka, Minnesota has St. Paul.
Juneau's in Alaska, and there's Lincoln in Nebraska,
And it's Raleigh out in North Carolina, and then,
There's Madison, Wisconsin and Olympia in Washington,
Phoenix, Arizona and Lansing, Michigan.
Here's Honolulu, Hawaii's a joy,
Jackson, Mississippi and Springfield, Illinois,
South Carolina with Columbia down the way
And Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay.
They have wonderful clam chowder.
Cheyenne is in Wyoming, and perhaps you'd make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah, where the buffalo roam.
Atlanta's down in Georgia, and there's Bismarck, North Dakota,
And you can live in Frankfort in your old Kentucky home.
Salem in Oregon, from there we join
Little Rock in Arkansas, Iowa's got Des Moines,
Sacramento, California, Oklahoma and its city,
Charleston, West Virginia and Nevada, Carson City!
That's all the capitals there are!
Leni slid on her knees breathing heavily as Lana wrote down the last of what she heard. "Thanks Leni...but can you repeat the first 4 lines of that song? I didn't catch that. she said as Leni smash the Fiddle over her head and passed out.
"Well I guess she can repeat it later but I still need help with my homework!"
"Okay Lana what do you need help with now?" Lisa sighed.
"My teacher also wants us to explain how nig we think the universe is" she sighed as Lisa smiled. "I see siblings follow me outside I believe I can answer this problem" the genius spoke as she and her siblings grabbed their coats and walked outside into the snow where Lisa cleared her throat.
Lisa:
Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth.
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space.
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race.
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny.
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky
It's a big universe and we're not.
And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching fifteen hundred trillion miles long.
With Eight planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong.
Across the interstellar voids are a trillion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view.
And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way.
'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars.
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar!
The Louds:
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny,
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
Though we don't know how it got here
We're an important part here
It's a big universe and it's ours!
"Okay I think I got it now thanks guys!" Lana smiled as Lincoln gained a thinking pose. "Hey Luna can you and your band accompany me to school tomorrow?
"Why bro?"
"Cause I think I know how I can explain my book report"
*The Next Day*
In Mr Boulhoffner's class Chandler finished his book report and sat down.
"Alright Loud it's your turn!" the surly teacher exclaimed as Luna and Sam walked in Luna holding a microphone and sam playing a small drum before the others arrived.
Luna: And now, the nations of the world, brought to you by Lincoln Loud!
*Music*
Lincoln:
United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama,
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean,
Greenland, El Salvador, too.
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela,
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina,
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda,
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Suriname,
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
*Faster music*
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland,
And Germany, now in one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia,
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania,
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary,
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan,
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal,
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
*Even faster music*
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan,
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia,
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia,
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand,
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola,
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia,
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
*Much faster music*
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo,
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia,
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali,
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya,
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar,
Rwanda, Maore and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine,
Fiji, Australia, Sudan!
(Even more faster music)
Montenegro and Bosnia Herzegovina,
The Soviet Union is gone,
South Africa, Georgia, Moldovia, Latvia,
Belarus, Azerbaijan.
Uzbekistan, HEY! Kazakhstan, HEY!
Then there's Tajikistan too, HEY!
Turkmenistan, HEY! Kyrgyzstan,
Armenia, Tonga, Palau.
Lithuania, Serbia, Kosovo,
US Samoa, the Balkans, Brunei,
Macau and Crimea, then Eritrea...
Ukraine, and Estonia, here's Macedonia,
New Caledonia, Eastern Slavonia,
Ivory Coast, and Cape Verde, Andorra,
The Solomon Islands, Dubai!
Goodbye!
Geo: We interrupt this Program to bring you...Noel.
*Music playing*
Luan:
To spell Santa's name is easy to do.
You write S-A-N-T and another "A", too.
But no "L", no "L", Santa's name has no "L".
And he won't be too pleased if you don't learn to spell.
Lori:
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water from the well,
But when neither one could find it, Jill started to yell...
Lola:
No well, no well, can't believe there's no well!
We walked all the way here and I'm mad can't you tell!
Lincoln:
Captain Ahab took his crew his harpoon and set sail
And he called out to ships...
Captain Ahab:
Have you seen the white whale?!
Sailors:
No whale, no whale, no, we ain't seen no whale!
Sailor #1:
Saw a couple of dolphins...
Sailor #2:
And a big yellowtail!
The Louds:
If you've listened to this tune, then you probably can tell
That you've heard it before. It's a song you know well.
Know well, know well, it's a song you know well,
And we've ruined it completely, so we all say, "Oh, well."
Oh, well, oh, well, we'll just say fare thee well!
Merry Christmas to you and a joyous Noel!
You heard what they said have a Merry Christmas and a happy holidays and here's hoping 2021 won't be as terrible as this year! see you all in Rayman 4! I mean in January!
