Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays My Charlie Brown's! and welcome back to OFB and this my friend is the Christmas special so I hope you all enjoy! also I have some Good news Next Month 2 stories wil finally be updated those being my Loud house and RWBY Crossover and Paradise Lost...what? I mean It this time but besides that I have some more good news what is it? easy Freedom is being reuploaded next month as well!
Snow fell in the town of Royal woods as everyone was getting ready for the holiday season. Everyone putting up decorations, getting shopping done, and making sure to get their kids what they wanted or risk their tantrums come Christmas morning.
Speaking of tantrums The Loud house was also in a buzz as the Louds, well at least a few of them, were decking the halls and chugging eggnog.
Geo was relaxing in the recliner watching Luna and Lincoln set up the lights on the fireplace.
"Here?" Lincoln asked as Luna wobbled back and forth.
"No a little more to the left" Geo told them as Luna moved over to the left.
"How about here?"
"Hmmmm Nah a tad bit more to the right" he said again. As they moved to the right, Geo gave a thumbs up right up until Luna fell backward.
'WHOA!"
*CRASH!*
"...I'm Okay!" Luna groaned as Lincoln rubbed his head.
"Yeah me too"
"Perfect." smiled Geo as he helped them up.
"So Lincoln, excited for the holidays?"
"Yeah I am. Lucy and I are going over to Haiku's place" he blushed.
"Ahh Linc-o getting lucky with three goths ehh?" Geo teased as Lincoln raised an eyebrow.
"Three? Dude there's only two"
"Lincoln, you can not tell me you've seen Haiku's mom and said DAMN! That's a Milf I'm gonna fuck!...right?" Geo asked with a raised eyebrow as Lincoln's blush got deeper. "Yeah that's what I thought"
"W-Well no reason jumping ahead, I doubt she'd be interested in anything me and the girls do."
"Didn't you say that about Jauncey Yates when you had that sleepover with Bumper Jr? And you ended up putting their mom in both a sex coma and a wheelchair for three weeks?" Geo asked as Luna fell out laughing as Lincoln tried to hide his face from embarrassment.
"...In My defense How was I supposed to know Lisa filled their house with Aphrodisiac?" Lincoln said with a shrug.
"D-D-Dude! It's Lisa! She's always pulling stuff like that!" Luna got out holding her sides.
"Oh Lincoln~" they heard Lucy call out as Lincoln looked at the front door and saw Lucy and Haiku wearing nothing but ribbons around their bodies
"Are you going to come unwrap your presents here, or at my home~?" smiled Haiku, Lincoln's jaw dropping before he gulped.
"Uh…laterguysgottagobye!" he let out quickly as he reached behind his back and pulled out his suitcase before running out, with the two goths, slamming the door shut behind them.
"Hehehehe Little Horndog makes me so proud!" Geo chuckled as Leni happily skipped down the stairs holding a ukulele.
"Hey Guys! Wanna hear my new Presidents day song?" she smiled.
'Uhhh Leni, you know it's not..." Luna tried to say only for Leni to start singing.
"When the snow flurries swirl and we're all filled with cheer, It's time to celebrate My favorite holiday of the year. You know which one I'm talkin' about... Presidents' Day!" she started, the whole room somehow turning red, white, and blue like the flag, which was NOT the trippiest thing around.
"Leni, it's not-" Luna got cut off.
"It's Presidents' Day! It's time to reflect On those wonderful men That we elect! Abraham Lincoln and George Washington! Thomas Jefferson and Alec Baldwin. Celebrate Oscar De La Grouch-a. He fought off the British. So they would not annoy ya."
"Really Leni, it's not-" Luna tried moving over, but her sister just jumped right past her as she kept going.
"Raise the flag! The stars & stripes. Our 41st president Wesley Snipes. Charles Nelson Reilly won the war With the help of his mighty vice president, Thor. At the battle of Manila we didn't know what to do, ut lucky for us, we had president Goku!
(Goku picture winks while hanging on the wall)
"Thanks President Goku."
"Leni! It's not-" Luna's mouth was covered by Geo who shook his head.
"My country tis of thee, Sweet land of Lu-i-gi and Mrs. Luigi. They did so much for us Like president Sportacus Who chopped down a forest So we can have softer toilet paper." she smiled while toilet paper fell from the ceiling. "Okay, this is really soft. And now let's salute one of our greatest presidents, President Johnson. Oh no, no not that one. No. No, sorry, not him. Oh, there he is!
*The founder of the Jonson and johnson waves in a picture*
"So celebrate our fearless leaders! Like Megamind and his VP, Derek Jeter. And let's not forget President Naruto Who fought at the Alamo with Super Mario."
"Celebrate, everyone dancin' For the first woman president, Scarlett Johansson. It's Presidents' Day! Yeah oh oh yeah oh oh...Oh my gosh, I just sounded exactly like President Christina Aguilera. That is so crazy."
she chuckled, Luna and Geo silent as the song came to an end with her rockstar sister facepalming and shaking her head. "Sooooo…What did you think?" she smiled.
'Leni…it's December." Luna spoke slowly.
"Yeah?"
"What Holiday is in december?' Luna asked again as Leni stood there with a blank look on her face as a fly flew into one ear and out the other.
"...Columbus day?"
"Nooo, Christmas. Christ. Mas."
"...OH! YOU'RE RIGHT!...then wait why didn't anyone tell me?" she asked as Luna facepalmed all while Lola skipped into the living room.
"Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to my wonderful family!" she smiled as she kissed Geo on the cheek.
"...Lola, Santa brings gifts to boys and girls who've been good all year not for the last 3 days" Geo deadpanned.
"What? Are you insinuating that moi, has been naughty? Oh Geo, you are such a card."
"This coming from the Girl who made Lindsey Sweetwater "Go away" and committed nine counts of third degree Llama-cide!" Geo exclaimed.
"In My Defense that Llama knew too much!" she crossed her arms. "And Lindsey just happened to vanish, without anything linked to me, so I have no idea what you're talking about."
Geo could face palm and roll his eyes in annoyance at Lola until this happened.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT'S HORRIBLE!" They heard Lana shout as they all rushed into the kitchen where she was watching TV.
"What's wrong Lana?" asked Luna in worry.
"It's the worst news ever!"
"The evil Space Monkeys of Klar-nak 9 have found us!?" Geo exclaimed in a panic.
"Even worse!"
"The Shrouds have escaped their imprisonment in the void of no return and really bad omelets!?" Leni spoke.
"No Even worse!"
"OUR SHOW ON NICKELODEON IS BEING CANCELED BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE SPONGEBOB IS BETTER THAN US!?" Lola screeched.
"NO EVEN WORSE! SANTA IS RETIRING!" Lana shouted.
"Oh…..Damn that is worse" Geo said.
"WHAAAT?!" Lola screamed before clenching her hands. "You mean to tell me I've been good for nothing?!"
"This Injustice cannot and will not stand!" Lana exclaimed as she hopped off the stool and made her way to the coat rack and grabbed her jacket. She put it on and walked out the door to the bus stop across the street.
"Uhhhh Lana what are you doing?" Luna asked her sister.
"I'm taking the Bus to the north pole. Santa can't retire and I'm gonna show him why he can't!" she spoke while crossing her arms.
"What?! Dudette, you can't just take a bus all the way to the north pole!" Luna shouted.
"Why Not? I'll be back before christmas" Lana smiled as Geo and Luna Looked at Leni.
"Even I'm not that dumb guys" she told them.
"You'll see, Santa will be delivering presents by sundown!" Lana called as the bus started to arrive.
"Lana you can't take a bus to the north pole…..Take a Zipper like a normal person!" Geo said as he pulled out a large zipper and attached it to the sky.
"Wait, where'd you get that from?" asked Luna.
"Muffin Button" He said as he pulled it down and a bunch of snow and wind came through. "Come on Lana I'll help you out" he smiled.
"For real? Awesome!" she cheered, running at the open zipper before diving right in.
"M'lady?" Geo bowed allowing Luna to step through.
"Why thank you." she smiled before walking through right as Lola stamped over.
"I'm coming too!"
"Why?"
"Because I'm gonna prove to the world I'm not on the naughty list!" She smirked as Geo sighed.
"Hey Lola?"
"Yes?"
"Off the Light Pole, off the trash can, off that oncoming truck, and into the Portal" Geo said casually.
"Uhhh, what does that me.." Lola was cut off by Geo kicking her hard as she banked off the light pole, ricocheted off the trash can, was bounced back by an oncoming truck and flew into the portal.
"..Leni you wanna come to?" he asked.
"Sure thing!" Leni smiled as she walked after her siblings.
Geo went in after, zipping up the portal closed, showing the group in a cold and snowy wasteland, with the girls all looking blue and shivering.
"W-W-W-W-W-We f-f-f-f-forgot c-c-c-c-coats!" Luna let out.
"Don;t worry I planned ahead" Geo spoke as he pulled out the girls winter clothes from his pocket.
All of them quickly covered themselves up, making them feel relieved and much warmer as Lana looked around.
"Alright, which way to the North Pole?" she asked while looking around.
"Hmm well since i've been here obviously the way we go is THAT way!" Geo said as he pointed to the right.
"And How pray tell do you know this?" Lola asked with a roll of her eyes.
"Easy, Gingerbread rocks, they always mark the way to Santa's workshop" Geo said as they looked down and saw a rock made of gingerbread.
"So we go that way?" Lola spoke as Geo nodded. 'Well then i'm going this way" she said going left as the others shrugged and followed Lola.
"Guys wait!" Geo said as Lola held up her hand.
"Trust me I know where I'm going" Lola said as the camera panned over to a sign that read Northpole to the right chasm of death to the left.
(Later)
"Lola? You SURE you know where you're going?" Leni asked with a cold shiver.
"Of course I do, have I ever steered you wrong?"
"Well there was that one time where you.." Leni tried to say only for Lola to cover her mouth.
"Don't answer that"
"Well if you're so sure, then how much longer?" asked Luna.
"Oh that's easy, about 5 minutes a..WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY!" Lola shouted as she slipped and fell down a huge hole in the ice.
"LOLA!" Lana shouted as she looked down and saw Lola holding onto the cliff.
"I'm okay guys" she told them as they all breathed a sigh of relief. But that didn't last long when they heard a crack, making them notice the ice in the cliff slowly coming undone. "Forget that, HELP! SOMEBODY HELP!"
"Geo do something!" Lana yelled as Geo gave a thought.
"Hmmmmmm…I tried," he shrugged.
"Geo!" Luna snapped.
"Alright alright we'll save her." He said as Geo reached into his pockets and gasped. 'Uh Oh" he spoke surprising the others.
'Why uh oh?"
"I forgot my grapple gloves!" Luna exclaimed as the rock Lola was on snapped off and she fell into the chasm below.
"LOLA!" cried Lana in horror.
Luna and Leni gave Geo a glare as he shrugged.
'What? I tried and isn't that what really matters?" he said as they heard a noise that sounded similar to galloping as a reindeer flew out the chasm with Lola on its back.
"Lola!" cheered out her sisters in relief and happiness, along with awe at seeing the flying reindeer.
The reindeer landed on the ground as Lola jumped off.
"Lola, I'm glad you're…wait a sec….Nova is that You?" Geo asked.
"Hey Geo, what's going on?" The reindeer spoke in a feminine tone.
"Geo, you know this reindeer?" Lana asked as he gave a nod.
"Yep! Ladies, meet Nova, Rudolph's daughter!"
"Yep! That's me. You may have heard of my more less famous than my dad, but still equally popular uncles Rusty and Robbue, right?"
"I Heard of Robbie, but…who's Rusty?" Luna asked.
"Oh C'mon, star of the holiday film class Holidaze the christmas that almost never happened?"
"Nope"
"Sorry"
"Never heard of him"
"Me neither"
"I loved that movie as a Kid, wonder why they never air it anymore?" Geo muttered.
"Hold it hold it hold it." spoke up Lola stepping over to Nova with a raised eyebrow. "If you're really Rudolph's daughter, then what are you doing out here? Shouldn't you be, you know, with all the others? Getting ready to take the sleigh around the world and deliver the presents to the nice kids? One of whom may or might not be a talented pageant winner." she batted her eyelashes innocently.
"Yeah, umm about that…I….I'm Not really Sleigh Team Material. I wanna be in the Rescue Team! Like My Aunt Dasher!" Nova exclaimed.
"Wait, isn't Dasher on the sleigh team?"
"She does both actually" remarked Nova before sighing. "I know my dad's the big shot, but I'm not like him. I wanna go with something that feels more me. Everyone has a job to play, I just figured my job could be one where I rescue people." Nova took a deep breath as she was about to start singing, only for Geo to cover her mouth.
"Don't sing! We only have a budget for two songs and Leni wasted half of it already" Geo spoke.
"Ooh! Speaking of which, who wants an encore?" smiled the loveable goof as Geo took her ukelele and smashed in on the ground.
"Now than Nova, can you take us to Santa's workshop?" Geo asked her,.
"Geo, I thought we went over this. Trying to bribe Santa is NOT a good idea." she rolled her eyes.
"Oh Come On. How was I supposed to Know he was allergic to Pomegranate? I wanted to do something nice….and try and convince him to give me a lightsaber jetpack for christmas last year"
"Well I don't know. Things have been a little…down lately." she looked away sadly. "I don't think now is a good time to really ask for something."
"I know, that's why we're here. Lana wants to convince Santa not to retire!"
"Yeah!" Lana exclaimed as Nova used her hoof to scratch her chin.
"Mmmm, well….alright, I guess I could take you, at least to pay off that favor I owe ya Geo."
"Exactly, now let's go shall we?" Geo smiled.
"Hop on, but DON'T kick my side." she spoke firmly with narrowed eyes. "Or else I'll buck you off harder than a horse."
"Yeah she'll do it too" Geo told them as they all piled onto her back.
"Woah! One of you has got to lay off the cookies." she grunted, kicking off and slowly floating up into the air and made her way to the left of where they went.
"See Lola I told you gingerbread rocks never fail!" Geo said
It took a little time for Nova, but soon she was flying through the air as the group held together to stay warm from the cold air as they flew, Leni squeezing Lana's head so close it was rubbing up between her chest.
*Workshop*
"Here we are at Santa's workshop!" Nova smiled as Geo and the Louds all piled off her back.
"Man, feels like it's been last year since we were last here" Leni smiled and Lola rolled her eyes. "Leni that was last year"
"...What was?" Leni asked as Lola shook her head.
"Nevermind."
All around they saw elves move around, but there was no smiling, no singing, hardly any of them looked happy, even the snowmen were made with sad expressions.
"Man, everyone's so depressed, wonder why that is?" Luna wondered as Nova led them inside and they saw the inside was no better than the outside. Elves around hardly working, dragging their feet, some of them looking close to going off to get blind stinking drunk. Numerous toys just laying on the floor or conveyor belts with the machines not on.
"Dang, this is so….unnatural. We need an expert to help us Geo!" Lana said as Geo placed her on his shoulder.
"You're right, squirt and I know exactly who can help us!...*Takes a Deep breath*...HEY WINTERGREEN!" He yelled as they all held their ears to stop the ringing.
"WHAT?!" Said elf growled….revealing he was right next to the louds.
"Hey Wintergreen, besides the big guy retiring, why's everyone sadder than those morons from substitute teacher day?" Geo asked him.
"Wouldn't you be too if all the cheer around here was gonna go to shit?" he crossed his arms with a huff. "No Santa means no sense in making toys, the one thing all of us are born to do."
"Yeah Guess that makes sense….wait a sec. YOU don't make Toys, neither do the other members of the strike force, so what's got your stocking in a twist?...well besides life in general?" Geo asked the Gruff Elf.
"I might not make toys sure, but…when you see all your friends and family this depressed, it gets to ya." he looked around with a frown. "Sure you don't do what they do, so it doesn't hurt as hard, but it's just as bad. I mean, they love doing what they do, and have been their whole lives. But with Christmas about to end up crashing and burning and them losing their whole purpose in life? It makes me feel worthless, because I can't do a damn thing to help." he said before popping out one of his claws and munching on it.
"Well we're here to keep that from happening." spoke up Lana.
"Yeah we're here to convince Santa that I'm a good girl…I mean that he shouldn't retire!" Lola smiled.
He looked at them silently and shook his head. "You can try, but I wouldn't hold my breath. The old man's in his private office."
"Can you take us there?' Luna asked him as Wintergreen gave a shrug and led them to Santa.
"Just keep in mind, don't be surprised if he doesn't look his best. Poor guy's been hitting the hard eggnog lately so he might look like, pardon my french, shit."
"C'mon dude how bad could he be?" Geo said as they walked in.
"You asked for it." he remarked before knocking on the door, the office dark with only the fireplace lighting it up with a large chair in front of it. "Santa? Sir? We have some visitors who wanna see you."
"..."
The chair turned around and the louds all saw that Santa….wasn't as jolly as he normally was. For one he no longer had his awesome six pack which was now replaced with a belly of a Keg. His beard looked messy and unkempt, with his eyes looking red and sunken in, and several empty bottles of eggnog around the floor.
"I don't want visitors right now." he grumbled.
"Santa what's wrong?" he heard Lana ask as he gave a sigh.
'Well Lana….I just don't think the world needs me anymore" he remarked looking down. "For a long time, it's been changing. People don't come together as often as they use to, people don't treat each other with kindness like before, nor do they give thanks for even a single gift. The world's just become more greedy and angry each and every year. I try to do the best I can, working on building better toys to show I'm adapting, but even that doesn't seem to do much for the holiday anymore. When I got Christmas started, it was supposed to be a wonderful, magical time for all people to enjoy and come together. Now it just seems like there's more anger and hatred than ever before. Which is why I think it's time for me to just retire and stay out of it." he sighed as a smaller elf ran inside panting.
'Santa! Santa, a huge blizzard is on the way and we'll be snowed in pretty soon!" he shouted.
"Milo, go tell the others to lock everything down. Wintergreen you and the strike force make sure that no one is outside!" He commanded.
"You got it!" Milo said as he turned and rushed out.
"On It Boss!" Wintergreen shouted.
"Wait Wintergreen! Be sure to use the!...'
*CRASH!*
"Door this time" he let out as the elf ran through the wall and left an imprint. "Just once I'd like to trade places with the Easter Bunny" he muttered.
"Oh no! We'll be trapped!" gasped Leni in panic as Luna grabbed her hand.
"Don't worry sis we'll be fine" she told her.
"You all better head home before it comes." advised Santa who went over to his personal fridge for another bottle. "Better to be with family and spend it together for the last christmas."
"But…"
'Santa's right Lana, lets go" Geo sighed as he pulled out his zipper portal and opened it up….only for a huge surge of wind and snow to fly out and fill the office. "...Okay, looks like we're stuck here for a while," Geo said.
"Noooo! We'll miss dad's Christmas dinner!" whined Lola.
"Guys relax, we still have one week before christmas! Once the blizzard passes over we can leave" Luna told them as Leni gave a nod.
"Yeah, Luna's right and until then we can stay safe here"
"And maybe we can get Santa to see he can't retire." Lana whispered to them as said man went back to his chair and started chugging the eggnog.
*Much Later*
The Louds were walking around the toy factory, watching the Elves be sad and miserable.
"Man, I haven't seen this many sad faces since Lola tried her own singing career." Lana said as her twin shot her a glare.
"I wish there was something we could do to make them happy" Leni said as Geo came up with an idea.
'Hey Leni, why don't you sing for them?"
"Geo, what are you doing?" asked Luna with a raised eyebrow. "You WANT Leni to sing?"
"Yeah of course I do" he smiled as he gave Leni another ukulele. "Sing away Leni."
"YES!" Leni shouted as she ran over to a nearby stage.
"Geo I thought you said there was only enough budget for two songs?" Lola asked him.
"I did, I never said her song had to be on screen now did I?" he smiled.
"...ok fair enough." Luna said as the smell of something sweet hit her nose. "Mmm what smells good?' She smiled as they followed the scent.
*Kitchen*
All of them poked their heads in, noting there weren't that many elves there, but the smell was getting stronger.
"Hey Cookies!" Lana smiled as she and Lola happily ran in.
"Wow, these smell so good!" Lola said looking at a tray of freshly baked cookies.
"Tell me about it!" a booming voice said from behind them.
"Coniferous!" Geo smiled.
"Well well, if it isn't Geo. Let me guess, snuck in here to see if there were any girls to give your own cream filling to, again?"
"What!?..Noooooooooo….That's for next year…." Geo muttered as the tall elf laughed before eating more cookies.
"So you guys here to see the new recruit? These cookies he made are good!" he said.
"Actually, we came here to try and get Santa to consider not retiring." Lana told him.
"Good Luck with that we've been trying since Easter to convince him otherwise but no luck" he sighed. "He's not gonna budge off his choice, which means this whole place might be shutting down for good. Assuming it doesn't get turned into a brothel."
"Are all elves horny?" Luna muttered in slight annoyance.
"Yep. Seriously, you should've seen what it was like here during Columbus day!" Geo told her.
"Besides, there's only so many girls, and Mrs. Claus is only one woman. A lot of us are lucky to see her bend over and show dat ass." One elf spoke as she placed a try into an oven.
"Hey Big Green, you mentioned a new recruit?" Lola asked as Coniferous pointed over to a small elf stirring a mixing bowl, the sight of which made Geo narrow his eyes.
"Wait, he looks…familiar" he said.
"Hey Newbie, come over here!"
"Coming sir!" he said as they saw that he was a small elf with curly blond hair making Geo gasp.
"Hey I know you. You're Hermy's son Chippy!" Geo exclaimed.
"That's me." he smiled.
"Wait, Hermy? That dentist elf?" questioned Lola.
"Yep! He's my papa!" Chippy smiled.
"And you're a baker?" questioned Luna..
"Yup, love it. With so many goodies and sweets to make, who wouldn't wanna be one?"
"Won't h\Hermy be upset you know…you bake sweets and he's a dentist" Lana said as he gave a sigh.
"Honestly I haven't told Papa. I'm worried he's gonna be disappointed in me"
"Why does that sound familiar?" Lola casually remarked holding her chin and looking up in thought.
"Cookie?' Chippy said holding up a tray of cookies.
"GIMMIE!" she snarled like a wild animal, digging right into them as soon as she caught a whiff of chocolate.
"Hehehehe I take it you like cookies?' He chuckled.
"Mostly the chocolate, they have a problem." Geo whispered.
"THANK YOU THANK YOU!" They heard Leni shout as the crowd of elves went wild as they clapped and cheered.
"Sounds like Leni rocked their world." chuckled Luna.
"Guys cookies are good yeah, but maybe we should focus on the issue at hand!" Lana exclaimed. "Like helping Santa NOT retire!"
"You guys wanna convince Santa not to retire?" Chippy asked.
"Yeah! It's the whole reason we came here." She exclaimed happily.
"Wow, that's a good idea! Honestly I've been hoping he doesn't cancel the holiday either" Chippy told her. "If he does, the North Pole would crumble without Christmas."
"There's gotta be something we can do, but what?" Lana asked as Geo gave a yawn.
"Not sure but i'm bushed" he yawned.
"If you want, you guys could use some of the guest rooms we have." Chippy said.
"Great Idea! C'mon guys let's go!" Geo smiled as Lana sighed.
"But Santa."
"Don't worry Lana, we'll get me on the nice list tomorrow!" Lola said as she and Lana followed the others.
*That Night*
The Louds and Geo were all asleep in the guest beds…all except for Lana who was sitting up in bed booking out the window.
'I'm positive we'll get Santa to see that I deserve to be on the nice list. And make sure he doesn't retire of course, but the list comes first.' Lola yawned as she went to sleep. Her dreams related to her getting a huge pile of gifts that she deserved of course.
Lana could only frown at her sister's attitude, jumped out of bed and grabbed her coat. "I gotta do something myself!" she said under her breath as she left the room. She headed down the dimly lit hallway, unaware that Luna lightly stirred in her own bed.
*Elsewhere*
Lana made her way to the kitchen and saw Chippy mixing a bowl of frosting. "Chippy?"
"Lana? What are you doing up this late?"
"Could ask you the same thing?"
"Just making something for the reindeer, Rudolph sprained his ankle and the others are hungry"
"Rudolph's hurt?!"
"Yeah something about getting revenge on those who used to laugh and call him names I guess?" he shrugged. "I couldn't really tell from all the rambling he was doing."
"...Hey Chippy, do you have any ideas on how we can convince Santa not to retire?" she asked him as he scratched his chin.
"Hmmm well I did hear that he's been needing a new power crystal" he said.
"A power crystal? What's that?"
"Oftentimes Santa uses a magic crystal to travel around the Multiverse instead of delivering presents around the world; it's only when we have way more toys than we can handle" Chippy explained.
"So if I found a new one, you think that might be enough?"
"Yeah! But finding one is very dangerous Wintergreen and the strike force usally have to go out and get one from the mountains"
"Still, it's at least something." spoke Lana with conviction. "Meaning if I can get one, it might be a step in the right direction." She exclaimed as she grabbed his hand. "C'mon Chippy! Lets go and find it!" she smiled as a small blush crept onto his face.
"B-But I'm just a baker." he stammered.
"Yeah I know, but I need all the help I can get and you're perfect!" she smiled. "Now let's get to it!" She exclaimed as she dragged him out the kitchen and outside into the snow.
'I've got a bad feeling about this.'
*Later*
Luna gave a yawn as she sat up in bed. "Huh, who knew sleeping at the North Pole would be awkward." she rubbed her eyes and blinked them, only to see Lana wasn't in her bed. "...Lana?" she muttered as she noticed the door was wide open. "Uh Oh..GEO WAKE UP!"
'Mmmm, later Luna….we can get freaky when I'm awake…"
Luna rolled her eyes and elbow dropped Geo in the gut.
'AHHH!..."
"GET UP! LANA'S MISSING!"
"Wait what?..." Geo said.
Luna rushed over, shaking Leni and Lola. "Wake up dudes! Lana's gone!"
"She is!?" Leni gasped.
"No! If something happens to her I will never get on the nice list!" Lola exclaimed.
"Forget the list! We need to find our sister!" Leni frowned.
"Then let's get searching." spoke Geo getting up…without any pants.
*Lana and Chippy*
The duo were making their way up the side of a large mountain. Both weighed down by the heavy coats and the cold wind.
"How much Longer Chippy?"
"We should be nearing the top!" he shouted as the wind blew Lana over only for Chippy to grab her hand. "Maybe we should turn back! It's dangerous up here!"
"But we can't turn back! We have to keep going!" she exclaimed. "We gotta find a crystal somewhere around this place!"
"Lana it's too dangerous. I don't want Santa to retire either but we have to turn back" he told her as Lana took a step forward only for the ground to crumble away causing Lana to fall. 'LANA!"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
"NO!" Chippy shouted as he jumped after her and grabbed her hand.
"Chippy, why did you jump?"
"I wanted to save you!"
"But you can't fly!"
"...dang I didn't consider that" he said as they fell deeper into the canyon below and held each other in fear. At least they would have if they weren't grabbed at the last second.
"Glad I made it in time!" a voice said as Lana looked up and gasped.
"Snow angel!"
"That's my name, don't wear it out." she smiled as they heard the sound of rocks breaking from above them.
"Look Out!" Lana shouted as a snow angel began to fly and dodge the rocks only to be hit by one and sent tumbling to the ground.
"Oof! Ow…that's gonna bruise in the morning." she groaned in pain.
"You guys okay?' Lana asked as she shook out the snow from her hair.
"Other than getting snow in places I'd rather now say, peachy." remarked Chippy as he dusted himself off and helped Lana get snow angel into a nearby cave.
"Ok we'll have to stay here until help arrives"
"Who knows how long that'll take." Lana sighed as Snow angel rubbed her head.
"It probably won't take long" she smiled.
*Days later*
It was now christmas eve and 24 hours before christmas day as Geo and the Louds searched all over the north pole for Lana and Chippy.
"Lana! Chippy! Where are you two?!" Luna yelled as she rode on the back of Prancer.
"Dammit! Still no luck!" The reindeer grumbled as the others all searched high and low. "If we don't find them soon, it might be too late."
"YO! WINTERGREEN ANY LUCK?" Luna yelled from above the elf who was trying to locate their scent.
"Nothing yet!" he said before finding the scent trail. "Wait! I got something there in the mountains!"
"Then that's where we go!" spoke Prancer before he took off with Luna holding on tightly.
*Mountain*
Chippy and snow angel were huddled around a fire they had made as Lana had managed to slip out threw a small crack in the wall but due to the terrain it made heading back to the workshop difficult.
She groaned as she tried to move through the snow fast, but her small body could only go so fast. "Dang It! Still nothing!" she sighed as she sat on a rock. "Maybe I should just give up" she sighed. "All I wanted was to help Santa, get him back in the spirit, or something, but now? I'm gonna freeze out here, alone, by myself, all because I was too dumb to see this whole trip was pointless."
While Lana was sulking, she suddenly heard the wall she was next to crumbling down as a candy cane poked through and a hole was created.
"Hey Now squirt I don't wanna hear that kinda talk!" Wintergreen smirked.
"Wintergreen!" she smiled happily as she hugged him.
"Yeah yeah, you know I don't do hugs" he grumbled.
She pulled back. "Sorry, but you have no idea how happy I am to see you. How'd you find me?"
"Super smell Kid, now let's get the others and leave this place" he said as he cut through more stone and ice before reaching the main room. "Yo! Did someone call for a rescue?"
"Wintergreen! Glad to see you!" Snow angel said as Wintergreen made an exit….only to be greeted by a huge blizzard.
"Drat! Angel, think you can clear this up?" he asked as she nodded.
"I'm afraid not, my wings are still busted and my powers are on the fritz because of it"
"Well this is just fantastic." he remarked sarcastically.
"There's gotta be something we can do, but what?" Chippy asked as they saw a blinding red light as Lana smiled.
"Hey Look, it's Rudolph!" she exclaimed until the light got closer and they saw that it wasn't coming from a red nose, but rather red glowing antlers from Nova.
"Do I look like my dad?" she chuckled as Lana saw that Geo and Lola were on her back.
"Lana!" Lola cried, jumping off and tackling her twin into a hug.
"I'm so glad you're okay!" she smiled as Lana hugged back.
"Aww thanks sis"
"ILLANA MARIE LOUD! YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!" They heard Luna snap as Prancer landed next to them and along with Luna was an Older Hermy.
"Papa!" Chippy smiled as he hugged his dad.
"Chippy, are you okay? When I heard what happened i Closed up shop early!"
"Yeah, a little bit frozen, but I'm ok." Chippy spoke as Hermy smelled something.
"Mmm I smell ginger snaps!" he smiled as Chippy took out a few from his pocket.
"Oh right, I forgot I made these before we left" he said.
"You made them? I didn't know you could bake." Hermy said as Chippy nodded.
"Yeah I was worried you'd be upset about it…cause ya know dentist and all"
"Chippy, I was in your exact shoes. When I was a toy elf, I really wanted to be a dentist, but my boss thought it was ridiculous. I know the feeling of being shy about wanting to be yourself. That's why I'm far far from upset." he smiled, putting a hand on Chippy's shoulder. "I'm happy you want to do something different. It shows you wanna be yourself and not just a copy of me. Whether it's cookies, pies, or anything, that won't make me mad at all. I just want you to do what you want to do."
"Thanks Papa!" he smiled as Luna hugged Lana tight.
"Lana I was so worried!" Luna told her,.
"I'm sorry, I just…I thought I could find something to help Santa." Lana sighed as they all gave her a sympathetic look before Luna realized something.
"Hey where's Leni?" she asked as a huge surge of magic covered them as the blizzard was pushed away by none other than santa.
"Hohohoho!"
"SANTA?!" they exclaimed in surprise.
"Of course, did you expect the Tooth Fairy?" he joked.
"Santa…I'm sorry. I guess you were right, maybe It's no use after all" Lana sighed.
"Well, I wouldn't say that Lana." he said confusing her.
"What do you mean?" she asked him.
"You see Lana, when you went so far, risked your own life, and all for the sake of helping me, I was in awe. Here was a young girl, wanting to keep me from quitting Christmas, and risked all she had to do so. That's something that I haven't seen that much happen in life. It's not completely gone, but to see you do this when others might have simply given up, it touched something in me. The fire of joy that I haven't felt in such a long time. And if I could feel this from you, well then, maybe I've just been ignoring that there ARE still good people out there. As long as there's a good person, then Christmas can still keep going." Santa spoke as Lana gave a smile.
"Really?"
"Well of course, but I'm still gonna retire after all. I've been at this for 500 years so I need a replacement" he told her. "And I think I might know just who."
"...Geo?' she said pointing at him.
"Uhhh Think he means you Lana" Geo chuckled.
"ME?!"
"Yes You! But until you're old enough I'll take care of things until you're 18" Santa told her.
"Me? Delivering presents….." Lana muttered to herself, wide eyed.
"Speaking of which. Look at the Time! We're low on time, we need to make presents and get them delivered fast!' Hermy exclaimed
"Well it wouldn't be the first time we've been pressed for time, let's go!" declared Santa as he looked at Geo. "Geo if you would?"
The scene than shifts to a white background as Geo walks on screen and paints over the scene before placing back on the background when the camera zooms back into a fully stocked warehouse.
"Done" Geo smiled.
"Very good Geo! Now lets move out!" Santa exclaimed happily. "Christmas is officially back in action people! Time to deliver some presents!"
"YEAH MONTAGE BOP-BOP!" Geo exclaimed
*One Montage later*
Lana gave a tired yawn as she sat up in her bed and found herself back in her room. "Oh man, I'm beat…." she grumbled tiredly as she got out of bed and walked downstairs where she saw the entire living room was filled with presents. "WHOA! GUYS GUYS COME DOWN NOW!" She yelled. She started bouncing on her feet as the rest of the family dragged themselves out of bed.
"HOLY SHMOLY! THAT'S A LOT!" Lola shouted as she jumped into the pile of presents happily.
"EVERY LOUD FOR THEMSELVES!" called Lynn before everyone dove right in, like it was one big pool.
"BELLY FLOP!" They heard Geo shout as he jumped in and landed face first into the floor. "...curse you reality ensues trope!" Geo groaned in pain as the louds began to open their presents.
"Holy cow! A rad new bass!" grinned Luna.
"No way! Spider-man's 9000 and 1 Puns about Morons!" Luan exclaimed happily.
"AT Last Plutonium! Nitrate Yellow cake uranium *GASP!* CHUTES AND LADDERS!? AMAZING!" Lisa shouted with a huge smile on her face.
"A titanium hair curler with numerous attachments and pristine holder! EEEEEH!" squealed Leni.
"What did you get Lola?" Lori asked as Lola held up a tiny box with her name on it. She opened it and was bombarded by a huge surge of coal…and a small plastic treasure chest.
"I. Hate. That Fat man." she let out through gritted teeth making Leni chuckle.
"That's what you get for not being a good girl" She smiled.
Lana picked up a box and opened it up and saw that inside was a Santa hat with her name stitched on it. She smiled and slipped it on, finding it was a perfect fit. "What do you think?"
"It looks perfect on you Lana!" Luna smiled as the louds enjoyed their holiday.
Geo: Hey Guys I suppose your wondering what the 2nd music number is after all well here it is Now!
The Loud sisters were seen relaxing on the porch when Geo came running up to them.
Geo: Hey Girls! I'm Gonna sing a song Just for you!
Lori: Uhh No thanks Geo I...
Geo Okay here I go!
Lynn: Oh No
Geo:
[Verse 1]
Well, the Earth is full of creatures
Anyone could be your friend
Gee, it sure would be a shame
If all of that were just to end
But I'm a schemin' dreamin' demon
Moon beamin' from Altered space
And I'm devising the demise
Of the entire human race! 'Cuz I'm Geo Soul!
(Luan: Wait what?)
That's right, Geo Soul!
(Ha ha ha!)
Your days are numbered
They're numbered, my friend
'Cuz the whole dang universe
Is comin' to an end!
Geo: So what do you girls think of My Song so Far?
Lynn: Dude You are terrifying us!
Geo: You all love it that much? well here's some more!
[Verse 2]
Geo: Well Gee, Luna , I think that I'll miss you the most
But I'm afraid that you and all the other Humans will be toast
Sure, the sun might think it's hot
Because It's made out of fire
WELL I GOT LASERBEAM EYES THAT FIRE WHATEVER I DESIRE!
[Refrain]
I'm Geo Soul!
That's right, I'm Geo Soul!
(Leni: Geo stop it!)
Your days are numbered
They're numbered, my friend
'Cuz the whole dang universe
Is comin' to an end.
(Luna: What does this have to do with being You!?)
[Verse 3]
Better watch out, 'cuz I'm comin' for you
And I'm comin' for the stars and the galaxy too
Gonna crush everything into a cosmic dust
Yeah, the meaning of life is an ultimate bust
(Lola: Make him stop!)
(Lana: Yeah he's freaking us out!)
No more liquid, Big Fat ass
Take a deep breath: It could be your last
[Bridge]
Why must I do this? Why?!
(Geo sheds a small tear)
Oh, yeah! I remember why!
[Refrain]
'Cuz I'm Geo Soul!
That's right, Geo Soul!
(Ha ha ha)
Your days are numbered
They're numbered, my friend
'Cuz the whole dang universe
Is comin' to an end
(Lisa: Geo it doesn't have to be this way!)
[Refrain]
I'm Geo Soul!
That's right, Geo Soul!
(Lori: Religion warned me about you!)
(Ha ha ha)
Your days are numbered
They're numbered, my friend
'Cuz the whole dang universe
Is comin' to an end!
Geo: Soooo How Was it?
Loud sisters:...AHHHHHHHHH!
*The Girls all ran inside screaming in fear as Geo looked at the 4th wall and gave a shrug*
Geo: Suppose what Got into them?
