Disclaimer: First Chapter
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"Okay... and... your targets are Blake and Pyrrha." Naruto stated as he started the stopwatch.
Training.
Since Stealth was a class for them, Naruto wanted his team to have an even greater mastery over stealth than all of the other teams. It would bring him great shame as a ninja if his team couldn't manage to at least be top of the class in stealth categories.
"What are we doing?" Yor asked, since she forgot what she was suppose to be doing.
Naruto looked at her.
"... Actually, I'm pretty sure you could pass this training... test... training. Okay, I guess Illya is first then. Okay, your targets are Weiss and Nora, go." Naruto restarted the stopwatch, only for Illya to raise a hand.
"I have no stealth skill, and my hair is bright white. I don't blend in." Illya pointed out her inability to be nearly as stealthy as everyone seemed to expect her to be. "Of course, if you have a way for me to be stealthy, I am happy to learn it... in private." Illya licked her lips as she looked up at him. Naruto stopped the stopwatch, before he turned to Trevor.
"Okay, your turn... your targets are Yang and Ren... go."
"I... am not built for stealth, and why are we taking lessons from the guy in orange with blond hair?" Trevor asked, since he understood the morning training, but he didn't understand why Naruto was having them train on their day off like this. Naruto deadpanned at him, since he was sure that Yor would be able to perfectly steal items from her targets if she needed to. There was no point in testing a skilled assassin in stealth, when she already had it mastered.
Yor smiled awkwardly.
"... He does have a point. You... aren't exactly built for stealth." Yor hated to say it, but Naruto stuck out like a sore thumb in any room he was in with all the orange he wore. She didn't want to hurt his feelings.
Naruto sighed.
"Fine... I guess I'll show you how valuable stealth is then. But... none of you will EVER tell Team RWBY or JNPR what I'm about to do... I'll deny it." Naruto cracked his neck and prepared himself to get to work. He tossed the stopwatch to Trevor, who caught it with a nod of his head.
"Go."
Trevor started the stopwatch and Naruto sprung into action. He jumped out of the open window and latched onto the side of the building, before he started to run at an angle on the side of the building for a few steps. Trevor and Illya both stuck their heads out of the window and watched him work.
Naruto grabbed onto the ledge that ledge to Team JNPR's room with one hand. Naruto looked and saw that they were all in the room, and nodded his head to himself. Pyrrha was reading a book, Ren was meditating, and Nora was reading a magazine with headphones in. Jaune was playing a game on his scroll, but overall they were all relaxing. Naruto licked his lips and unlocked the window, with his aura Naruto touched the window. With a tiny burst of aura he transfered it through the glass and knocked the window lock from "Closed" to "Open" and unlocked the window.
Pyrrha turned the page in her book, and Jaune shouted in annoyance, but in that moment nobody was looking remotely in the direction of the window. Naruto then opened half of the window, slid right into the room and slid himself against the wall so that he was behind the curtains.
"Nora, you left the window unlocked."
"I'll get it." Jaune stated with a sigh as he got off of the bed and closed the window. Naruto used Jaune as a cover and slid behind him, before he rolled underneath Nora's bed. Naruto saw his target and he pinched the back of Jaune's pants when he closed the window and started to walk back to his bed.
Jaune tripped.
Jaune landed right on Ren's lap and knocked both of the boys to the other side of the bed, to the floor. Naruto saw Nora get off of her bed, and he slid right behind her. He grabbed her scroll from off her pillow, before he jumped silently over her bed and grabbed Jaune's scroll as well. Naruto then opened their dresser and took Jaune's boxers, Ren's Boxers, Nora's panties, and Pyrrha's panties, before he silently closed the dresser.
"Sorry Ren, I just tripped."
"I felt that."
Naruto jumped to the ceiling and then jumped across the room, while sliding across the ceiling itself. He did so at an angle where he was never in anyone's line of sight. Naruto was standing behind Pyrrha, while Jaune and Nora were walking back to their beds, and Ren started to meditate again. Naruto took Pyrrha's scroll from behind her, before he slipped under her bed and took the scroll on the floor that belonged to Ren.
Naruto took aim for the door.
He grabbed some marbels from the ground, and flicked them at the door with enough speed to make it sound like somebody was knocking at the door. Naruto covered his mouth and formed a megaphone with his hands.
"Hey guys! Professor Ozpin is letting the first years go to an all you can eat buffet of deserts!" Naruto copied Ruby's voice, and he muffled it. He threw his voice so that it sounded like it was coming from the other side of the door. It didn't take too long before Team JNPR were on their feet and rushing out of the room, forced by Nora to go and get to the buffet of deserts.
They all left the room, but Naruto followed right behind them.
Team RWBY's room was right across the hall.
Naruto covered his finger with a layer of aura, and pressed down on Jaune's scroll. He pushed down and the scroll scanned the fingerprint that had been left behind, while ignoring his own. Naruto unlocked Jaune's scroll with that method, and he saw Ruby's number.
"Hey Jaune, if you wanted to talk-"
"Ruby, sorry, we couldn't waste any time, Professor Ozpin is giving the first years an all you can eat desert buffet right now for a good first week of school, hurry up!" Naruto imitated Jaune's voice. Naruto then jumped up into the air and grabbed the door frame. He held himself upside down with his feet on the ceiling.
The right timing.
Ruby opened the door and was pushing her teammates in front of her. Her scroll was sticking out of her skirt pocket, and Naruto slipped himself off of the door frame. He grabbed Ruby's scroll with his feet and smoothly slid it out of her pocket. He then flipped into Team RWBY's room, and hung up from the door frame on the other side of the room. Ruby turned around and closed the door behind her, not noticing that she didn't have her scroll on her. She closed the door, and it locked behind her.
Naruto flipped to his feet and... he deadpanned.
Team RWBY had turned their beds into bunk beds.
Weird.
Naruto walked over to each bed and took the girl's scrolls off of all of them, before he walked right over to their dressers and started to take their panties from them. They were all... decently sexy, except for Weiss who wore somewhat cute panties. Didn't matter though, because he had what he came for. Naruto walked to the window, unlocked it and opened it, before he got out of the window and closed it again. He used the same aura trick from before to lock the window before him, before he jumped up to the roof.
Naruto ran across the roof and jumped right off, before he grabbed onto the ledge and landed back in his own team's room.
Naruto tossed 8 scrolls wrapped up in 8 pairs of underwear, each scroll being wrapped in the underwear of the person it belonged to. He tossed all of them right onto the floor gently, before he stood up to his full height.
"Time." Naruto asked with a smile.
"... 8 minutes and 5 seconds." Trevor had stopped the watch the second Naruto got into the room. He whistled out of sheer amazement, and he wasn't the only one amazed by what he had done. Illya was giving him a standing ovation, clapping for him and showing just how amused she was.
Yor clapped along.
"That... that a beautiful display of stealth... how did they not see you, you wear orange?" Yor asked with actual amazement.
Half of her stealth came from her black and red clothes blending in with the night.
"Simple, when you're a troublemaker in a village full of ninja, stealth is kind of your best ability for getting away with stuff you shouldn't do." Naruto had outsmarted, out-stealthed, and outdone adult ninja many times in his previous life. "... of course... you also develop these skills by getting caught... a lot." Naruto had also been caught by those ninja dozens of times before he got to the point where he could escape them easily.
He refused to ditch his orange clothes, so he HAD to get really good at stealth... but just because he was good at it didn't mean that it was his go to solution for a problem.
"So... why the underwear?" Yor wasn't mad, but she was curious.
"Simple, to make this more impressive. I mean, not only did I take their scrolls and lock them out of their rooms, but I also got their underwear. All of the teachers have already gone home for the weekend... so Team RWBY and JNPR are going to be sleeping in the hallway or the lounge tonight... meaning... they will wake up to find their scrolls right next to them, and a fresh change of underwear." Naruto chuckled.
-The Next Morning-
Naruto held his finger up to his mouth.
Illya was barely able to silence herself as she looked at Team RWBY and JNPR sleeping in the hallways in front of their rooms, and there was Naruto, putting all of their scrolls right down next to their heads. All of them had notes written on their underwear.
Dear Jaune: You need to get new underwear, these are about to break.
Dear Nora: Nice, boyshorts style underwear really suit you.
Dear Pyrrha: You might be overdoing it with the red, maybe try some blue.
Dear Ren: Dude... no.
Dear Ruby: Did Yang buy these for you, because these are too sexy for you young lady.
Dear Weiss: Okay, your butler must have bought these for you, because with a body like that, you could go sexier.
Dear Blake: Damn, just damn, there is like no clothe to write on here.
Dear Yang: I expected this from you.
Naruto wrote notes for the teams on their underwear, just comments about them. Naruto gently taped a small bit of gravity dust to the top of an airhorn, before he put his aura into it. Naruto sat it down on the ground, and the can started to rise up into the air. With that done, Naruto picked up Illya and rushed back to their bedroom.
Just in time.
Once they closed the door, the airhorn touched the ceiling and pressed the button on it. They heard the LOUD sounds of an airhorn constantly going off, and followed by the sounds of screams of panic, fear, and most of all anger as Team RWBY and JNPR were woke up by the sound.
"They... are going to be so confused about what just happened."
"Yeah, and we're never going to tell them who did it." Naruto stated as he pointed at Trevor with both his index fingers, making sure the man knew that he didn't want him blabbing about it. "Okay, now it you guy's turn."
"Pass."
"Yeah, I'll get killed."
"I could try."
"So... fine, but seriously, lets keep this a secret. I don't want them all trying to get back at me for this." Naruto just did this to prove a point to his own team that there was a lot of merit to being super stealthy... and to prove that he could do it while wearing orange.
"Tonight, I'll give it my best try."
-That Night-
"... 10 minutes and 59 seconds. That is a great time, if you could throw your voice and change your voice, it would be even better." Naruto only learned how to change his voice because in his old world, the Transformation jutsu didn't actually change your voice when you used it. That was a skill that was developed in the academy, and if you weren't careful your real voice could slip out during the transformation.
Yor couldn't change or throw her voice, so it made sense that she just didn't have the tools she needed.
"Could you teach me?" Yor asked.
Illya raised an eyebrow.
"Sure, sounds fun. Don't forget to write your own message on their underwear, lets leave them super confused." Naruto saw that Yor had gotten a different set of underwear than him. Trevor was curled up on his bed, and trying not to laugh as he looked at Illya piecing together that Naruto and Yor were bonding.
Illya grabbed Naruto.
"Teach me how to change my voice too."
"Sure, the more the merrier."
'That guy... for all his power and skill... he is such... an oblivious idiot about romance and when a girl wants his dick.' Trevor was so glad that he was staying out of the romance, because he was enjoying watching this play out.
"WHY ARE WE LOCKED OUT OF OUR ROOMS AGAIN!?"
"I'm going to go and let Professor Ozpin know that we are the culprits, and that it was done for purely training purposes... tomorrow. Yor, why don't you put their scrolls in their rooms once you're done with your messages?" Naruto would let the teachers let Team RWBY and JNPR back into their rooms in the morning. He needed Ozpin to know what he had done, and that it was done for academic and training purposes... and that the teams involved didn't need to know what happened.
It would be best to stop potential investigations ahead of time.
"Hey, consider this training for Team RWBY and JNPR, if they can't figure out who kept breaking into their rooms and stealing their stuff, then they have a lot to learn as hunstmen."
'Yep, that should work as an excuse for Ozpin to not tell them the truth.' Naruto nodded to himself.
He had the perfect excuse.
Chapter End!
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