Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
Time passed rather peacefully.
"Seriously... this is the important thing you needed me to help you with?" Naruto asked Trevor as the two of them went on a guy's "training trip" to Vale's darkest district for the day. Yor and Illya had been left back at the dorms, because Trevor wanted some "male bonding" for the day. Yor actually easily accepted that logic, while Illya accepted it only when Naruto stated that it sounded like it would be fun.
Trevor took them to the "Red Light" area.
It was a whore house.
"It's a Faunus only store... and it only lets humans in if they have a faunus friend. Come on, you gotta just walk in with me." Trevor was backed up. With Illya and Yor in the room he couldn't masturbate, and neither of them were the type to have sex with him. He didn't have a ton of money, and Faunus stores were cheaper than regular stores when it came to sex.
Not only were they cheaper, but the girls were much less slutty due to the fact they didn't see a ton of customers. The store might be in a bad location, but due to the few amounts of humans who even wanted to go to the store, it was very clean. It helped that the faunus who came to the store didn't want to fuck in a dirty store, so they actually kept it very clean physically. Seeing as faunus were seen as more of a fetish by humans than real sex partner, faunus had lowe rates of STDs in general.
"Fine." Naruto closed his eyes and pinched his nose.
He would walk Trevor in, but he wasn't going to actually buy a whore for the day. Unlike Trevor, he had years of experience not masturbating... due to the fact that as a Jinchuriki, he had never been by himself. It was awkward doing something like that when you knew there was somebody who hated you watching your every move, though he did read porn magazines, he typically only read them to study up on fetishes for his Sexy Jutsu... and only mild enjoyment.
In summary.
He didn't feel particularly backed up like Trevor, due to experience with curbing his sexual desire.
-At the Dorms-
There was a knock at the door.
When Yor opened the door, she saw Jaune was standing there.
"Uh... hey... is Naruto there, I need to talk with him about something?" Jaune asked as he peeked into the room, and saw only the women of Team Night where in the room. Yor smiled at him all the same though.
"No, he and Trevor went to Vale for some training. If you need help, I can try my best at helping you." Yor asked him.
He shifted nervously.
"Oh... uh... nevermind then, I actually wanted to ask him for tips on... something."
"He wants to stop being such a pussy, and ask Naruto for how to deal with Cardin blackmailing him." Illya stated as she turned a page in her magazine, not actually caring about what was going on. "Yeah, I know about your little situation with Cardin... stop being such a pussy and stand up to him." Illya glanced at the shocked Jaune.
Yor was horrified.
"You're being blackmailed!?"
"... How do..."
"Know? You and Nikos were both talking about it LOUDLY on the rooftop, anyone who had their windows open at the time could hear you. Just so you know, I don't actually care that you didn't earn your way into this school... but don't get Naruto dragged into your BS. Man up, stop being such a little girl, and fight Cardin. If you can't beat him in a fight, drug him and have him raped... teach him a lesson." Illya gave her advice.
"Drugged and raped!?" Jaune and Yor were stunned by THAT suggestion.
Illya lowered her magazine.
"Shoo, you're ruining my day off from Trevor's drinking problem... shoo... go now. Here are some drugs, take them and go" Illya created a familiar and made it slam the door on Jaune's face after it dropped drugs into his hands.
Silence.
"Why do... you have rape drugs?"
"Why do you have lethal poisons hidden in your underwear drawer?" Illya responded to Yor, asking her a question she would prefer not to answer. Both of them had their secrets they didn't want getting out. Yor wisely kept her mouth shut on the drugs. "... and those drugs don't even work well on who I bought them for, no reason to keep drugs I can't use." Illya had already tried to use them.
Several times, but it would seem her target had a pretty good resistance to the drugs. She tried them on Trevor, and they worked like a charm. She even tried them on Yor, and they didn't work on her either. Naruto and Yor both seemed to have a bullshit resistance to drugs, for a severely reduced effect.
A full hour later.
There was another knock on the door.
"Hey, is Naruto there. I was wondering if he could help me making a schedule for training my team. Like the one he has for training you guys." Ruby was asking for advice this time. She peeked into the room, before she laughed and rubbed the top of her head. "Whoops, seems I came at the wrong time."
"Yeah, you did." Illya responded to her.
"Oh, don't be rude, she's a nice girl. Tell you what Ruby, if you want I can help you with a training schedule! It will be fun. We can start with by checking your physical limits Oh, this will be fun. We can start with a couple thousand push ups and see... Ruby?" Yor opened her eyes back up and realized that Ruby wasn't standing there anymore.
"She left the second you offered to help, everyone knows you're a freak when it comes to strength. Naruto is a freak, but at least he understands he is a freak." Illya noted.
"I'm a freak!?" Yor was stunned by that revelation, since while she couldn't completely control her strength or her semblence, she managed to not break everything she touched. This was her first time just genuinely facing her own strength, and somebody running from training with her.
Illya rolled her eyes.
3 hours later.
There was another knock at the door, and when Yor opened it, she was surprised to find Ozpin at the door.
"Professor Ozpin, Naruto isn't in right now."
"Thorn Princess."
"... Yessir?" Yor switched to work mode, and this time Illya took note. Ozpin walked into the room and closed the door behind himself. The fact he called Yor by THAT name showed that he wasn't there as headmaster of the school. It also showed that he was fully aware that she did assassin work, and hadn't said anything. "Sir?" Yor watched Ozpin.
"... I have a request..."
"If you need somebody killed, I'm your woman." Yor assured him.
"... Where is Naruto... I also want to hire him for this. Just one of you might not be enough. The thing is... I need somebody killed, but I don't know who they are. I don't know who the person is, and the person might be too strong for a single person to take down." Ozpin didn't like what he was doing.
He was trying to hire two of his students to do assassin work.
"Oh, that sounds really fun. I've never had a partner for an assassination before." Yor was looking forward to this job.
Now Illya was very interested.
"Oh, now I have to join in on this. I'm letting you two go out on a romantic date."
"A date!?" Yor was shocked, a blush spreading across her face. She didn't even consider that aspect of it, that she and Naruto would be all alone, while doing one of her favorite things in the world. "Professor Ozpin, a team assassination isn't a date, right!?" Yor asked the man.
Ozpin, who had been completely serious, actually smiled a little.
'... I assumed she was just some evil killer... but I guess she is more innocent than I expected. She's a good girl...'
"So, let me guess... does this have anything to do with the half-dead girl in the basement of the school?" Naruto walked into the room, having been listening in. Trevor was right behind him, but unlike Naruto, Trevor had a black eye.
He did a dumb move while having sex with a whore.
He said a naughty word he shouldn't have said.
"How do you know about her?" Ozpin asked Naruto casually, though his face was no longer a calm smile.
Naruto was smiling.
"I know, the map of the school doesn't match up with the map on government records... so I just did a little bit of snooping around, and I saw a half dead girl... so... you want me and Yor to track down and un-alive the person who ripped half her soul out?" Naruto asked, since he had a jist of what needed to be done.
Ozpin actually sighed in relief.
"All I know, is that the person who did it has to be a young woman. I expect she will be infiltrating the school during the Vytal Festival... I would appreciate it if you can track down the woman who did it, and put an end to her life." Ozpin was glad that he had access to such... potent students at the school right now.
"Nope, not until you inform us about what you're hiding. I learned my lesson, last time I accepted a job, I almost had to fight Yor, and was getting ripped off. So... tell us everything." Naruto wasn't going to let anyone take advantage of his team, not a single member of it. "Also, to track down the woman who did it, we need access to the half-dead chick too. I need to check out her body for clues." Naruto wasn't able to get a super good look at the girl.
He just sensed about half of her soul was gone.
"... All of that is... reasonable. I can't tell you everything, but I can give you all of the details you need to know... there are a lot of secrets involved in keeping humanity safe from greater threats."
"Salem you mean?"
Ozpin CHOKED.
Yor and Naruto both stated that.
"Who?" Trevor asked.
"Some demonic-looking witch woman, she tried to hire me to join her side and "End Humanity" together. I killed her like... 30 times, but she kept coming back to life. Once I realized that killing her didn't kill her, I broke her neck and got out of there." Naruto stated his interaction with Salem. The woman just approached him for a job offer, since he was a mercenary by trade.
Ozpin stepped back in shock.
"I have a similar story. One day, she hired me for an assassination, and then offered me the chance to kill everyone on the planet... and she tried to intimidate me. Turns out, she is immortal and has these weird magical powers." Yor had a similar experience with the woman.
Salem wasn't even that powerful.
The Above Average huntsman could kill her if they wanted to, but the big problem was that her abilities were very versatile AND she wouldn't die, even if you killed her.
"Uh, people die when you kill them." Illya deadpanned.
"Not this bitch." Naruto told Illya.
"Yeah, I killed her dozens and dozens of times. She isn't all that powerful, and I tried dozens and dozens of ways to kill her, but nothing kept her dead. I even crushed her head and heart at the same time, but a few minutes later she was back and ready to fight." Yor could see why she was so dangerous. No matter how many times you defeat her, if she didn't stay dead there just wasn't much you could do.
In the end, once her stamina started to run out, she made a break for it after breaking Salem in half and crushing the upper half of her body.
Ozpin was horrified that they had encountered her at all.
"You... know about her... and her immortality?"
"I mean, her immortality and those little magic tricks she has are like... the only things that make her a threat. Ah, Yor... I have this funny idea. What if we killed her, covered her in cement and did something to drain her powers... and then we threw her into space... just... flung that bitch straight at the sun." Naruto asked Yor for her opinion on the topic.
Illya liked it.
"If she regenerates and heals, then instead of just killing her, what you need to do is break her mind. Humiliate her and leave her a broken husk of a woman. Turn her into some kind of mindless whore." Illya offered her own solution to the problem.
Trevor coughed into his hand.
"If she is immortal, she might be mentally strong."
"She isn't... that woman acts like a grown child. She has the mentality of a child who was spoiled rotten, and never got told no in her life. Illya actually brings up a good point. If we break her mind first... it will be a lot easier to fling her into space." Naruto stated as he actually agreed with Illya on this one.
"What is up with you and space?"
"I've done it before on another immortal goddess bitch, and IT WORKS. You seal the bitch in rock, and then fling her into space." Naruto did it to Kaguya when he trapped her in a moon and flung her into space, and he was sure it would work this time. Even higher chance if they broke her mind first, and flung her right towards the sun.
Yor nodded her head.
"I like it... Trevor, any suggestions?"
"How are we even going to get her into space though... space is super far away." Trevor asked, since that was the biggest problem with it.
"You can't kill her... she..." Ozpin started to say.
"Duh, if you can't kill her, then just make her not a problem. I mean, I have experience with immortals being assholes. You don't need to kill somebody to defeat them." Naruto explained to Ozpin with a roll of his eyes. "So Salem is immortal, big deal. It isn't like her immortality made her stronger, it just made her... annoying to deal with. She isn't even that strong, the big guy who she had with her was stronger than her." Naruto remembered that guy.
Not his name, but a super big muscular guy.
That guy had been much more of a fight than Salem herself was.
"... I'll explain everything to you, so that you can complete your mission." Ozpin promised as he bowed his head to Naruto and the rest of Team Night.
Team Night... had given him a LOT to think about.
Chapter End!
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Note: Salem is NOT super powerful, even Hazel managed to Solo her in a One vs One match, but because she is immortal, she will just outlast all of her opponents. Salem is no more durable than the average person, and she has shown very little actual combat SKILL.
