This chapter is a sequel to Fear of A Krabby Patty


Walking through the streets of Bikini Bottom was Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Leon, Simone Honou, Elemental HERO Avian, Burstinatrix, Sparkman, Bubbleman, Clayman, Necroshade, Bladeedge, Wildheart. Clayman, Necroshade, Bladeedge and Wildheart as well as Artie Ziff, Gourd, Sir Urchin & Snail Fail, Leafan, Robot Alligator and Dragar the Loathsome and we were there for another awesome and fun and great rescue.

Me: Boy we should go to Bikini Bottom more often and I always love coming here.

Lily: Me too. Bikini Bottem is awesome.

Xenia: It sure is.

Simone Honou: It sure is awesome and fun.

Camie: It sure is.

Leon: I agree there too.

Nico: Me too. Leon, I want to thank you, Artie Ziff, and your teams for coming.

Leon: No problem Nico. This is gonna be awesome helping you guys out.

Lola: It sure is.

Camie: Yeah.

Me: It sure is.

Nico: Simone, were you happy to see Ms. Frizzle and the rest again?

Simone Houou: I sure was Nico! It was awesome that you guys got to meet her and my friends from my class.

Me: Boy that was so fun! It's so awesome that you and her class went on so many awesome field trips like that.

Nicole: Boy her field trips are awesome and it was awesome going to see how stars are born too.

Lola: Boy no kidding! But it was awesome helping Arnold deal with his skin turning orange.

Me: Yeah he learned a big lesson back then.

Nico: Have everything in moderation.

Me: Yeah.

Simone Houou: And you guys really loved Ms. Frizzle's light pinball machine.

Nicole: Boy that was so fun. Using rainbow light as the balls is genius.

Nico: And that wasn't all of them.

Me: Nope we saw the planets and more.

Simone Houou: I know. I got TONS of favorites from them.

Nico: Nice. All of those are awesome.

Simone Houou: And I got just the one for this month in 2 days. You'll love it.

Nico: Looking forward to it. WOW! Man this week was REALLY EVENTFUL!

Me: I know! Wow! But man the Mascots were scared shitless because of the Haunted Car returning!

Nico: And we killed 2 birds with one stone.

Fluttershy: (GASP) Oh Nico don't do that.

Me: No Fluttershy.

Fluttershy: Oh right sorry. An expression.

Me: He means that we killed both the Haunted Car and Seymour Wittle at the same time. Also man Caitlyn REALLY went apeshit ballistic on him! HOLY Crap!

Sakura Knudson: Man! I've never seen her go that nuts on him! And quite frankly I didn't blame her one bit for that! Wow!

Varie: She let all hell loose on him for killing her back when J.D. was in preschool!

Maria: Last time we saw that kind of car it was possessed by the spirit of Princess Morbucks' great great grandfather.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: But this time it was possessed by the spirit of that serial killer that killed Caitlyn and I killed him back then.

Laney: Yeah.

Maria: And it scared the Mascots REALLY badly!

Nico: I didn't expect that, honestly.

Me: Me neither. But man Caitlyn did a great job back then.

Qin: Yeah no kidding.

Me: I'm proud of her.

Varie: She did really good.

Sunny Starscout: How are the mascots doing now?

Maria: Still shaken up but they are doing good. Ino is helping them as best as she can.

Me: Good. We're glad.

Nico: What about Horsea?

Maria: I let her sleep with me for a couple of hours.

Nico: Oh man.

Maria: But she's getting better.

Nico: Good.

We were walking on.

Nico: Lets head on to the Krusty Krab.

Me: Good idea.

But as we were walking we came to a REALLY HORRIFYING SIGHT! WE SAW MUCH OF BIKINI BOTTOM DESTROYED and EVERYONE MANGLED UP LIKE THEY LOST TO A BUNCH OF CRAZED SUPERHEROES! THEY WERE REALLY BEATENED UP BAD!

WE GASPED!

Nico: OH MAN!

Lola: HOLY CRAP!

We even saw SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs and Squidward mangled up too!

WILHELM SCREAM!

They were so badly mangled up that they looked like they were through a bunch of meat grinders! They had their bodies broken and teeth knocked out and had eyes bruised and had bones broken and limbs missing!

Me: MY GOD!

We went over!

SpongeBob: (GROANS IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN)

Plankton came running up to us unharmed.

Plankton: Guys! Boy am I glad you're all here!

Me: What happened here Sheldon?

Plankton: Evil Squidward did this!

Me: EVIL SQUIDWARD!?

I yelled so loud that his skin ripped off! Revealing his muscles.

Plankton: Ow.

Me: Oops sorry.

Plankton: Luckily, I was too small for him!

Me: Thank goodness. What about Sandy?

Plankton: She's okay.

Lincoln: Okay, guys, we've got ourselves a huge emergency, and we're not going to like this in the slightest: we got word from Sandy that Evil Squidward has escaped and has beaten up EVERYONE in Bikini Bottom except for Sandy.

Nico: I think we already saw that.

Lily: When they beat each other up in the sports fiasco?! Oh man!

Varya Pohzar: (Russian Accent) That walking Calamari freak! I'll burn him to a crisp!

Lincoln: And that we will, Varya.

We then met up with Sandy at the hospital, and we really saw what Evil Squidward did beating up SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and everyone like how bad SpongeBob and Patrick were beaten up in the sports fiasco.

Nico: HOLY FISHPASTE! (GROWLS) He's gonna pay for this!

Lincoln: That he will. But first.

Lincoln's massive white angel wings glowed with rainbow energy, and he spread them out as they released a wave of rainbow energy and healed SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, Squidward and everyone.

SpongeBob: Thanks, Lincoln.

Lincoln: You're welcome. Now, let's go hunt down that calamari freak!

Me: I've got a few recipes for char-broiled squid!

Suddenly, Lincoln's large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings orbiting the corners glowed and the four large orbiting gold rings fired beams of light that formed into a viewing window and we see Stan and Steak Stankco dressed only in shorts and shirtless and still forced to mine and eat broccoli at The Broccoli Mine Prison in Canada, and they'd regained their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs along with their massive physical upper body and lower body strength, but they were now as four times as big as The Hulk.

The two of them were grumbling like mad and there was no doubt they were plotting to escape once again, but then, we saw the barbell tattoos on their backs glow red. Suddenly, Stan and Steak were glowing with red energy, but then, their arms were raised and it looked like their wrists were bound with metal cuffs same with their feet.

Me: Uh oh, here we go!

Lincoln: Yep.

Suddenly, Lincoln made red portals appear in front of the Stankcos, and then, out of nowhere, Lincoln sprouted tentacles with suctions from his chest and all of the males on the team did the same and they went through the portals and they came out of the portals and latched themselves onto the massive pecs, necks, arms, and legs of Stan and Steak Stankco. Then, the tentacles began sucking the Stankcos' of their massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength and they were groaning in pain as they began shrinking in muscle mass.

Then, all of the massive muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength of The Stankcos began being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even more stronger.

The same thing happened to me, Nico, and all the males on the team and our abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on our bodies, and our massive angel wings spread out and glowed and our halos glowed and we also began growing even more stronger.

Lincoln: (Growls) Oh man, I haven't forgotten how potent this curse really is.

Me: (Growls) Yeah, this is really potent, but this still feels incredible.

Then, when Lincoln and all the males were done, the tentacles detached themselves from the pecs, arms, legs, and necks of the two meatheads and they went back into us as the portals closed, and we saw that Stan and Steak Stankco were thin as a rake and sucked bone dry of their muscle mass, virility, and massive physical strength again, and the glowing barbells on their back stopped glowing.

Stan and Steak Stankco: NOT AGAIN! (ENRAGED SCREAMING)

The viewing window closed as the four large orbiting gold rings stopped glowing and the light beams disappeared. Suddenly, we saw that we were even more bigger in muscle thanks to Lincoln's curse he put on The Stankcos.

Me: (Looked at my even more muscular body) Whoa. Lincoln, that Min's Egyptian Virility Drain Curse you put on the Stankcos is still really potent. But, look at us, now we're even more ripped than ever. (Flexes my even more massive muscles)

Lincoln: Yep, and this curse will be on them for all eternity. (Sensed for Evil Squidward) AHA! Got you! I just spotted Evil Squidward, he's 20 yards away, and that animal's wrecking Bikini Bottom on another tirade!

Nico: What?! Again!? Let's get him!

Lincoln: This time, he dies for good. (Sensed Flip's musclebound thugs) Uh oh, hold up, I sensed a massive army of Flip's musclebound thugs also heading right for us.

Nico: (GROWLS) That mutant just doesn't even know when to quit!

Suddenly, we saw ten massive armies of Flip's musclebound thugs arrive, and they came barreling towards us in a fit of rage.

Lincoln: I knew there was no mistaking the stench of B.O. in the air!

Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he began growing even stronger.

I did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into me and my abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on my body, and my massive elemental angel wings with aurora and red tips spread out and glowed and my halo glowed and I began growing even stronger.

The other male members did the same by firing vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into them and their abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on their bodies, and their massive angel wings spread out and glowed and their halos glowed and they began growing even stronger.

When we were done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into us, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and Lincoln fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes. Then, we set our sights on Evil Squidward.

We heard sounds of fighting and Karate noises.

SMASH WHAM BLAM!

Me: Sounds like the fighting is starting without us.

Nico: Lets get the others here.

I called in all the team.

Lori: We got here as fast as we could!

Lynn: GEEZ! Evil Squidward did all this!?

Lola: Yeah no kidding.

The people of Bikini Bottom were being loaded into ambulances.

We went to face Evil Squidward!

Sandy comes up from behind Evil Squidward and stuffs him in a jellyfishing net. She swings the net and sends Evil Squidward flying to the soccer ball goal and into the pooling table. Evil Squidward pulls himself out of the table. Sandy hits the eight ball and it flies into Evil Squidward's head. The eight ball comes out through Evil Squidward's nose. Sandy takes out a plate and Evil Squidward's face falls into pieces. Evil Squidward's face is now made into calamari.

But he wasn't finished yet.

Then we went and faced him!

Me: Hey you sack of Calamari!

Nico: You are in a lot of trouble now you talentless freak!

I punched Evil Squidward and he landed on a tall diving board and then Evil Squidward falls off the diving board and lands into the tub of boiling hot lava. He screams and jumps out in pain, hits the sideways spring, and bounces into a steel wall. He falls onto the spiky conveyor belt's lever, which it turns on. Evil Squidward falls onto the conveyor belt and it takes him to the rolling wheel with sharp corals on it.

Evil Squidward: No, no, no, no, no!

Evil Squidward gets rolled on by the sharp corals, leaving his face bruised. Evil Squidward gets pummeled by boxing gloves until he becomes liquid. The liquefied Evil Squidward falls onto a shell seat. Four robotic arms grab him, stretch him and roll him up into a ball. Evil Squidward is placed into a cannon and it fires him far off into the distance until he hits the high school bell. Evil Squidward falls in front of the front doors just as the high school students march out and trample on top of him.

Squidward: Ow... (Spits out teeth)

But we were far from finished with him!

He got up.

Vlad Plasmius: You alright, Plankton?

Plankton: Vlad, old buddy, I'm lucky to be alive after what happened!

Me: No kidding.

Before Evil Squidward could do even a single rant, Aurico heard a Pokémon cry.

He saw it was a Kyogre.

Me: Whoa a Kyogre!

Aurico: Oh and it injured its fin.

He got to healing it.

Kyogre: Thank you. Oh man that jerk!

Me: No kidding!

I then zapped Evil Squidward and he appears with multiple eyes with hissing snakes!

Evil Squidward: HOLY FISH PASTE! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! [takes eyes off him and pants in fear] Don't you know how to work those powers!?

Me: Oh I'm sorry how about this!? [changes Evil Squidward into a burning mess, then changes him to have an enormous nose, then to have no skin, then cut in half by scissors]

Nico: OUCH!

Qin: Funny!

Me: And here is what your music sounds like!

I formed my nails into claws and pulled out a chalkboard and put on Earmuffs.

I then scrapped my nails on it.

HORRIBLE SCRAPPING NOISE!

EVIL SQUIDWARD SCREAMED IN PAIN FROM THE HORRIBLE SCREECHING NOISE!

Then I fired a wave of energgy and Evil Squidward was dressed with a flashlight, clown shoes, hoop skirt, wearing a sombrero upside-down, and had tray full of cubed cheese and then I made him screech like a chimpanzee.

Kyogre charged at him. But before he got there A BUNCH OF SEA BEARS CAME AND MAULED EVIL SQUIDWARD FEROCIOUSLY!

HE WAS MAULED BRUTALLY ALL OVER IN A FEROCIOUS FIGHT CLOUD!

They stopped and then repeatedly mauled him again and again!

FEROCIOUS FIGHT NOISES!

Troy: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Kim Possible: THUNDER DRAGON!

Lynn Sr.: DRYAD!

Raiden: THUNDERBIRD!

Optimus Prime: AUTOMATON!

Mallow: FAIRY!

Orion: HARPY!

Emma: PHOENIX!

Gia: GRYPHON!

Noah: UNICORN!

Jake: LION!

Troy: RED DRAGON!

They transformed into THUNDERZORD AND THEIR OWN VERSIONS OF THE MIGHTY MORPHIN RANGERS!

Me: Awesome! Wow!

Tommy Oliver: That is awesome Troy! You and the Megaforce Team would really be perfect for the Thunderzords.

Me: I was gonna say! That is cool!

Troy: This isn't a Legendary Mode! This is a real Mighty Morphin Morph!

Me: It sure is!

Qin: Yeah no kidding!

Me: Now that would have been so awesome to see!

Jake: (to the viewers) I know I'm not a core member but it's not my team without me.

Me: That's true.

The Sea Bears left.

Evil Squidward was a brutally mangled up mess! But he was far from finished.

Evil Squidward: I'VE DEFEATED SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! AND NOW, YOU CAN JOIN HIM IN HELL!

Nico: I don't think so!

Qin: YEAH!

We went at him and I punched him in the face and bashed him in his eyes. Then I grabbed his nose and then...

RIP!

Evil Squidward: DDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

I ripped his nose off!

Maria: Want to know what my favorite color is? I'm Blue! (ACTIVATES NEW WAVE'S RIDEWATCH)

(I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee) By Eiffel 65 Plays)

Maria: (SINGING DIVINELY AS WATER AND BLUE ENERGY SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Yo, listen up here's a story

About a little guy

That lives in a blue world

And all day and all night

And everything he sees is just blue

Like him inside and outside

Blue his house

With a blue little window

And a blue corvette

And everything is blue for him

And himself and everybody around

Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

I'm blue

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

I'm blue

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

I have a blue house

With a blue window

Blue is the colour of all that I wear

Blue are the streets

And all the trees are too

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

Blue are the people here

That walk around

Blue like my corvette its in and outside

Blue are the words I say

And what I think

Blue are the feelings

That live inside me

I'm blue

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

I'm blue

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

I have a blue house

With a blue window

Blue is the colour of all that I wear

Blue are the streets

And all the trees are too

I have a girlfriend and she is so blue

Blue are the people here

That walk around

Blue like my corvette, its in and outside

Blue are the words I say

And what I think

Blue are the feelings

That live inside me

I'm blue

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

I'm blue

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

Da ba dee da ba di

She danced and bashed and pulverized him all over with blue energy and lightning and water blasts.

Laney: YEAH!

Horsea: YAY MARIA!

Xenia: Awesome!

Lola: Yeah that was awesome!

Laney: Now here is a favorite that I like. I know we're going to meet an embodiment for this one shortly.

(FAIRY NIGHTSONGS BY GARY STADLER PLAYS)

Laney: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEAVES, GRASS, FLOWERS AND FAIRIES SWIRLED AROUND HER)

Dancing a spiral we sing unaware

On fairy night wings our songs fill the air

Making a circle of magic and light

Watched silently by the Fey of the night

Our hearts full of love and our arms open wide

We hold the key to the fairies delight

Song in our hearts belong in the air

The words of our wisdom we bring forth to share

The songs in the night

As we dance 'round the flame

The Fairy Nightsongs are never the same

The words from our lips as we sing for the night

Impart to the Fey our hearts truest sight

Sounds of the forest in sweet harmony

We give the gift of our song to the fairy

Dancing a spiral we sing unaware

The fairy night wings our song fill the air

The songs in the night

As we dance 'round the flame

The Fairy Nightsongs are never the same

The words from our lips as we sing for the night

Impart to the Fey our hearts truest sight

Ahh...

Dancing a spiral we sing unaware

On fairy night wings our songs fill the air

Making a circle of magic and light

Watched silently by the Fey of the night

The songs in the night

As we dance 'round the flame

The Fairy Nightsongs are never the same

The words from our lips as we sing for the night

Impart to the Fey our hearts truest sight

Our hearts full of love and our arms open wide

We hold the key to the fairies delight

Song in our hearts belong in the air

The words of our wisdom we bring forth to share

The songs in the night

As we dance 'round the flame

The Fairy Nightsongs are never the same

The words from our lips as we sing for the night

Impart to the Fey our hearts truest sight

Sounds of the forest in sweet harmony

We give the gift of our song to the fairy

Dancing a spiral we sing unaware

The fairy night wings our song fill the air

She floated with butterfly wings spread and fired waves of flowers and grass and blasted Evil Squidward down.

Lola: Yeah take that!

Nico: Nice job Laney!

A Sea Rhinoceros appeared!

Me: Whoa!

He snorted and charged and smashed Evil Squidward into a trampled mess!

Maria fired water and splashed him all over.

Qin: Take that! And this!

She fired waves of fire and burned him.

Varya Pohzar: Time for me to burn!

We were flying in the air and looking around, and then, we saw Evil Squidward trashing the city, and he's fighting the rest of the team.

Lincoln: There he is, and he's fighting the rest of the team?!

Lincoln fired massive waves of rainbow fire that hit Evil Squidward and sent him flying into a trash can, and we landed, and when Evil Squidward saw us, he screeched and screamed like a crazy person.

Lily: Sheesh, I don't want to know what he went through in prison.

Buster Bunny: Sebastian tortured him by making all of his worst fears come to life, and he made his warning to me and the gang that if we told you guys of what he did to Evil Squidward, he'd scare us to death!

We gasped!

Sebastian Mendez: Why, you overgrown...! You're lucky we're going to kill Evil Squidward, otherwise I'd scare you a lot worse than after Plucky blabbed out about you whacking me on the head with a mallet those two days.

Plucky Duck: Hah, you don't scare us that easily anymore!

Buster Bunny and the rest of his friends were with Plucky Duck which confused us.

Sebastian Mendez: (Laughing Sinisterly) Of all the arrogant talk that came out of your big fat beak, I think you forgot just how terrifying I was in the past because of my Dark Side and still am, Feather Face!

Buster Bunny: (Following Plucky Duck's lead) Hah, bring it on, crazy!

Babs Bunny: Yeah, bring it, crazy! (Biker Chick Voice) We'll drag your mangy hide all over the city!

Sebastian Mendez: Very well then, I hope you've all said your final goodbyes!

Suddenly, the skies began to grow dark as the sound of creepy organ music plays and Sebastian started floating up in the air, his eyes turned blood red, he had a demonic grin on his face with his teeth replaced with a mouth full of sharp fangs, he opened his mouth, and then...!

SEBASTIAN ROARED LIKE A DEMON AND SNAKES CAME OUT OF HIS MOUTH HISSING ANGRILY AS STREAMS OF DARK FIRE FLEW OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS AS BUSTER BUNNY, BABS BUNNY, PLUCKY DUCK, HAMPTON PIG, SHIRLEY THE LOON, FIFI LA FUME, FURRBALL, DIZZY DEVIL, CALAMITY COYOTE, SNEEZER, SWEETIE, AND LIL BEEPER DODGED THEM AND THEY HIT EVIL SQUIDWARD AND HE GOT BURNED BADLY!

Qin: WHAT THE?! DID THEY JUST?!

Nico: They on purpose pissed him off, and they dodged the streams of dark fire which hit that freak, nice one!

Suddenly, pools of darkness appeared and demonic swords came flying out of the dark pool and Evil Squidward was being shredded as Sebastian was laughing demonically, and Buster Bunny and the others dodged them and land on the ground.

Shirley the Loon: Like you missed or some junk.

Sebastian Mendez: (DEMONIC VOICE) DIE!

Sebastian summoned demonic hands from Hell and they rushed at Buster Bunny and his friends who dodged again, and the demonic hands from Hell scratched Evil Squidward, and Buster Bunny landed a strong punch to Sebastian's face and knocked him down, but not out.

Nico: (WHISTLES) Oh man! Now that was crazy! You sure you guys haven't gotten any training from Kakarot and the others?

Buster Bunny: Nah, this was all our own doing.

Lincoln: You guys sure are crazy.

Buster Bunny: That's who we are!

Evil Squidward: (ENRAGED SCREECH) I'M GONNA GRIND YOU ALL INTO CHUM, NITWIT MORONS!

Varya Pohzar: (Russian Accent) Your voice is so annoying, I think it's time I shut you up forever.

Suddenly, Varya Pohzar's red eyes turned neon red and she was surrounded by a red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden greatsword from her back, and as she approached Evil Squidward, she left red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Varya Pohzar: (Russian Accent) I cannot believe that you broke out of prison and beat everyone up in your maddening rage, I knew you were a complete loser, but this is too much! You know what, we shouldn't have let Sebastian torture you and drive you even more insane than ever, now we're gonna correct that and destroy you for good!

Suddenly, Varya Pohzar was surrounded by a massive vortex of red and yellow energy with stars, fire, and flames surrounding the vortex, there are fire vampires, phoenixes, angels, and Old Entity Cthugha and Cthugha flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is an orange phoenix with red eyes glaring at Evil Squidward: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Varya Pohzar emerged, but she was changed forever.

Varya Pohzar grew from 6'11" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large crimson red orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has yellow highlights in the bangs of her long crimson red hair and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon red eyes and a red and yellow energy aura with stars, fire, flames, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Old Entity Cthugha and the Fire Kanji emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with red iris, she has on angel earrings with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands, she also has Old Entity Cthugha with red gems for eyes and holding the Star, Fire, and Eternity Kanjis in its hands for the second pendant on the bottom of her purple snake-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with red crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and red gems on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Varya Pohzar has on a short-sleeved yellow blouse, red sleeveless crop top, red skirt, yellow pants, red knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, fire, flames, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Old Entity Cthugha surrounded by stars and flames and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a red gem with neon glowing red and yellow lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Varya Pohzar felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive fire-colored angel wings with red tips on the large fire-colored feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long red wolf tails with yellow tips and yellow markings, Varya Pohzar has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large red gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Varya Pohzar's massive golden greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Varya Pohzar's Cosmic Eternal Firestorm Fire Vampire Old Entity Cthugha Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Firestorm Fire Vampire Old Entity Cthugha Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded red gems and Old Entity Cthugha etched on the 7'6" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold phoenix heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large red gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold phoenix heads with red gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold phoenix heads is a large gold phoenix head with red gems for eyes and red gem in its mouth for the pommel, Varya Pohzar has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large red gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Old Entity Cthugha's head with red gems for eyes and large red gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's a red kanji with red flames in between the kanji below Old Entity Cthugha that said, "Varya Pohzar, Gene-Slammer of Old Entity Cthugha, Fire Angel of Russia, Embodiment of Cthugha, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of Dark Lynn, Archenemy of Human Flame, Destroyer of Evil Squidward, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Fire, Fire Vampires, Phoenixes, Angels, and Old Entity Cthugha"

ヴァリヤ・ポーザール、古い実体クトゥーガの遺伝子スラマー、ロシアの火の天使、クトゥーガの化身、真の不滅で宇宙の強力な戦士、愛情深い守護天使でリンカーンの未来の妻ラウド、ダーク・リンの軽蔑者、人間の炎の大敵、破壊者イービル・イカワードの一員、チーム・ラウド・フェニックス・ストームの素晴らしいメンバー、宇宙の勇敢な戦士、宇宙、多元宇宙、そしてその先の保護者、擁護者、そして救世主、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力のマスター、そして要素、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実の真の女神、正義、愛、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私無欲、勇気、信頼、悪の破壊者と殺戮者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な教師の驚くべき強力な生徒、そして星のマスター、火、火の吸血鬼、フェニックス、天使、そして老人エンティティ・クトゥガ

Varya Pohzar has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-OLD ENTITY CTHUGHA-FIRE ANGEL-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL FIRE INFERNO FIRESTORM FIRE ANGEL OLD ENTITY CTHUGHA PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL FIRE INFERNO FIRESTORM FIRE ANGEL OLD ENTITY CTHUGHA PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL FIRE INFERNO FIRESTORM FIRE ANGEL OLD ENTITY CTHUGHA PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Varya Pohzar's Super Angel-Old Entity Cthugha-Fire Angel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Evil Squidward saw it, he went mad with rage and ran at her to kill her, but Varya Pohzar fired a massive barrage of red and yellow energy, stars, fire, flames, fire vampires, phoenixes, and angels which hit Evil Squidward and was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but now he was pissed off as he let out another screech.

Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Varya's transformed, and by the looks of it, Evil Squidward's gone mad!

Varya Pohzar: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Cosmic Fire Inferno Firestorm Old Entity Cthugha Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Fire Inferno Firestorm Old Entity Cthugha Phoenix Angel Love) (Russian Accent) You've had this coming for a long time.

Suddenly, a gravity blast came out of nowhere which hit Evil Squidward and flattened him.

Lincoln: That wasn't Leni, nor you or me, J.D.

Me: It sure wasn't, but there's only one God Sibling who could do that.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark purple hair and flower clip in her hair, red eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful rainbow angel wings, she's dressed in a dark purple short-sleeved frilly shirt, necklace with pearls and dark purple gem for the pendant, dark purple skirt, white bridal gloves, dark purple knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is a phoenix and angel with stars reflecting off them, and holstered on her back is a massive golden greatsword with Zodiac Signs etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Valerie Knudson, God Sibling of Gravity.

Me: Oh, I knew it was her alright!

Sakura Knudson, Elaine Knudson, Marlene Knudson, Helena Knudson, Sophia Knudson, Morgana Knudson, Emily Knudson, Abigail Knudson, Avery Knudson, Grace Knudson, Maria Knudson, Selena Knudson, Caitlin Knudson, Lunaria Knudson, Evelyn Knudson, Sumner, and Patti: Valerie?!

Valerie Knudson: Yep, Valerie Knudson, God Sibling of Gravity, reporting for duty.

Sakura Knudson: It's so awesome to see you again, sis. Now, where were we?

Me: Oh yeah, kicking your ass and sending you straight to Hell for what you've done.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as well as the sword pendants on his white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing.

And I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and so did the rest of us as we unholstered our massive greatswords and transformed.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve breaking out once again, you stupid calamari freak.

Me: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental January Wolf Moon Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) But, that ends here, consider yourself dead, you freak.

Lincoln, Varya Pohzar, and I went after Evil Squidward, and we fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, red and yellow energy, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Evil Squidward, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, we attacked him with energy slashes from our massive greatswords leaving scars on him and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and I also left many more by firing blue fire energy slashes with my gold-plated claws, and he, Varya Pohzar, and I attacked him hard with energy punches, energy kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of our superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was really driving Evil Squidward even more insane and straight to the brink of insanity.

Evil Squidward: YOU! YOU! (ENRANGED SHRIEK)

Evil Squidward charged right at us completely blind with homicidal rage and fury, but Nico, May, and Qin kicked him hard in the stomach and Sebastian fired blasts of Divine Darkness at him and they got hit hard and he slashed at him with his massive black greatsword. Then, Lincoln grabbed him by the waist with his eleven massive and long white wolf tails and he smashed him into the ground, and he was really getting messed up, and then, he threw him and sent him into a nearby tree.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) Time to burn you to a crisp, you lazy good-for-nothing louse.

Lincoln summoned orbs of rainbow fire, and he fired them at Evil Squidward and got burned badly, and then, he slashed at him with his massive greatsword and his massive angelic and demonic greatswords appeared and slashed at him even more until he was nothing more than squid steaks, and he had them put onto a grill and turned into grilled squid steaks, which we ate.

Nico: Now, that was good.

We belched out Evil Squidward's spirit who went charging at us again only to get slashed down by a mad Sebastian and he burst into black flames and was sent to The Black Gates forever. Everyone cheered wildly as we holstered our weapons and powered down, and Varya Pohzar's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long purple wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large red orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive fire-colored angel wings are permanent.

Varya Pohzar: (Russian Accent) That'll teach that jerk.

Lincoln: He deserves it.

Suddenly, Varya Pohzar wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Varya Pohzar's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, and Old Entity Cthugha flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and flames raging behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Varya Pohzar sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and flames and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Lincoln: That'll teach that loser, hope he never comes back. (To Valerie Knudson) And it's so good to see you again, Valerie.

Valerie Knudson: You too, Lincoln, it's been seven years since we last met, and it's so good to see you, our sisters, Varie, and Mom and Dad again, J.D.

Me: You too, sis.

Lincoln went up to Valerie Knudson and he hugged her, and Valerie Knudson is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Valerie Knudson: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D., your sisters, and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed, I do, Eli. Everyone, this is Valerie Knudson, God Sibling of Gravity, she's my Guardian Angel from Colorado and she is an awesome and very powerful girl with immense and extremely powerful gravity powers and immense control over gravitational fields, and she also has the power to manipulate gravitational fields. But, here's the one thing that's bound to blow your minds and leave you flabbergasted: she's also the younger sister of J.D., Sakura, Elaine, Helena, Sophia, Avery, Emily, Abigail, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Evelyn, and Marlene, and just like J.D., Sakura, Helena, Sophia, Emily, Abigail, Avery, Grace, Selena, Maria, Caitlin, Morgana, Lunaria, Evelyn, Marlene, and all of us, she was exposed to cosmic radiation and she gained omnipotent power as strong as ours and she also became an extremely powerful master of not just Gravity, but also Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Darkness, Light, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Nature, Time, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, and Explosions, and she also grew and sprouted massive rainbow angel wings and her eyes turned red and they also glow red: The Glare of Justice, and she became an extremely powerful force of justice and hope to all.

Nico: WHOA!

Me: Yeah, she's that powerful like us and she defended Lincoln with an extremely fierce passion and she also trained him a lot and she also had added assistance from me as well, and she also knows how to give Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, Luan, Chandler, and the rest of Lincoln's enemies an extremely powerful beatdown and they should know better than to underestimate her because she's also extremely strong, fast, and agile: a true warrior and tactician in the fields of battle. Lincoln made her a beautiful necklace and flower hair accessory, and to show her thanks, she kissed Lincoln on the lips, and when he comes of age, he will marry her, and she hates the jerks and all irredeemable villains, monsters, tyrants, bastards, bitches, and assholes with a blazing hot passion and she's also an expert when it comes to humiliating jerks and torturing criminals, and if you get her mad, WATCH OUT OR THEY WILL BE CRUSHED BY THE GRAVITATIONAL FORCE OF JUSTICE!

We gasped.

Nico: Oh...shit!

Lincoln: Yeah, it would be a huge mistake if anyone dared to piss her off, and now that you're here, Valerie.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Valerie Knudson in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Valerie Knudson: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Valerie Knudson's neck with rainbow gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Valerie Knudson: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Valerie Knudson.

Valerie Knudson had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them.


Me: At least Evil Squidward is dead and gone forever now.

Nico: Good riddance. Oh and Kylie? You and Moondancer did good yesterday.

Moondancer: Thanks Nico. That was fun and cool.

Kylie: It sure was.

Me: Yep.

Maria: Nice job Kyogre.

Kyogre: Thanks. I didn't get any good strikes in but it was cool.

Me: Well that's okay. Besides you did good.

Poromon: Want some beer?

Kyogre: Oh no thank you. I drink root beer.

Me: Awesome having a root beer buddy.

Poliwag gave the puppy dog eyes.

Poliwag: (Baby talk) Pwetty pwease?

Nico: Poliwag that's enough.

Poliwag: Okay okay.

Nico: If it makes you feel better, you can attack later.

Kyogre: I would like that.

Me: Cool.

Nico: Awesome.

Qin: Cool.

Nico: How are you, Horsea?

Horsea: Much better now.

Nico: Good.

Eli: (Senses something) WHOA! We got a massive power coming! It's from the Anothers. We have Another Artie Ziff, Gourd, Evil Fire, Water, Life, Undead, Air, Magic, Tech, Earth Minions, Katty Katswell, Tri-Klops, Master Zik, Evil Butane Man, Jean Jacket and Barbed Wire Org!

We gasped!

Me: WHOA! The evil Skylanders that Kaos made.

Nico: Wow! This is gonna be intense!

Princess Celestia: What is this intense power?

Me: No idea but I feel it. It's amazing.

I then saw Princess Celestia and Luna's cutie marks glowing intensely bright.

Me: Whoa Princesses your cutie marks! They are glowing really powerful and bright!

Nico: Whoa they must be reacting to something.

Princess Celestia: I wonder what it is for.

Qin: We'll find out.

Nico: Who's up?

Me: Varya Visnapuu, Cross Crow, Blast Off, Threatpack, Finn (Jackie Chan), G1 Vortex, Aeleus and Buffo.

Qin: Cool!

Qin: Yeah!

Eli: And I sense that the anothers minus Artie Ziff are 4 people.

Me: WHOA! This will be interesting.

Blast Off: (to G1 Vortex) Looks like you and I are up, Vortex.

G1 Vortex: We sure are.

But then my eyes glowed.

Me: (GASP)

I then went into my subconscious.

Me: What the?

The Spirit of the Tree of Harmony came.

Me: Spirit of the Tree. Is something wrong?

Spirit of the Tree of Harmony: I have something you need to be aware of. It's not a threat but there are Embodiments of you all in the team.

Me: (GASP) Embodiments for all of us in the team? Including me!?

Spirit of the Tree of Harmony: That's right. There are many of them. Neo and Non Core. Soon you will be meeting the Core 310 and they are also part of Swartz's creations. I just wanted to let you know on this.

Me: I appreciate you telling me this. I'll spread the word.

I came back.

Nico: What's wrong?

Me: I just got a message from the spirit of the Tree of Harmony.

I told everyone what she told me.

Nico: SAY WHAT!?

Eli: Embodiments of all of us!? WHOA!

Nico: That is crazy! But that is amazing! It'll be interesting to see that!

Camie: It sure will be cool to see!

Lola: Yeah!

Nico: I wonder if we'll meet the Another Versions of us too along with our Gene Slammers.

Me: That is a definite possibility.

Qin: Yeah.

Nico: But the gene-slammers will probably be made Embodiments of us because of it.

Qin: It's possible.

Camie: Yeah.

May: Boy it'll be like looking at ourselves in the mirror.

Xenia: Yeah.

Me: Lets focus on the Anothers.

Nico: Here they come!

We saw Another Gourd, Evil Fire, Water, Life, Undead, Air, Magic, Tech, Earth Minions, Katty Katswell, Tri-Klops, Master Zik, Evil Butane Man, Jean Jacket and Barbed Wire Org!

Nico: WHOA!

Me: This is gonna be good.

Lola: Yeah!

Another Jean Jacket: (In a girls voice) Yeah it is.

Another Evil Butane Man: (In a girls voice) Yep.

They merged and reverted back into 4 figures.

1 girl had green hair, green eyes, green clothes, green angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Gale Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a wind sword.

The 2nd girl had brown hair, brown eyes and had brown angel wings and had brown clothes and had a tiara with the symbol of the Chocolate Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a chocolate sword on.

The 3rd girl had yellow hair and had blue eyes and she had white clothes and she had white angel wings and had a tiara with Princess Celestia's Cutie Mark on it and had the Cutie Mark on her skirt and had a sun sword and she had a tail like that of Princess Celestia.

And the 4th girl had blue hair and blue eyes and black clothes and had dark blue angel wings and had a tiara with the Cutie Mark of Princess Luna on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a sword of the night and a tail like that of Princess Luna.

Me: (GASP!) Gloria Gale and (DROOLS) Coco Chocolate!

Coco Chocolate: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Gloria Gale: You too.

Celeste Celestia: Oh I'm sorry we haven't met. I'm Celeste Celestia, Embodiment and Gene-slammer of Princess Celestia - Princess of the Sun.

Lunaria Luna: And I'm Lunaria Luna, Embodiment and Gene-slammer of Princess Luna - Princess of The Night.

Qin: Awesome to met you girls!

Princess Luna: Wow! This is amazing!

Princess Celestia: It sure is sister! This is amazing!

Me: It sure is! Wow! Gloria is the Embodiment of the Gale Dopant and her powers are incredibly strong wind powers and Coco's the Embodiment of the Chocolate Dopant and her powers are Chocolate powers.

Coco Chocolate: Yep that's right.

Homer: Mmm chocolate.

Nico: CHOCOLATE!

Tom the Chocolate Fish: Chocolate? CHOCOLATE?! (INSANE SCREAMING) CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

Lily: OH NO!

Me: Sorry we have to do this. But Kyogre was promised a turn to attack.

Tom came running fast at Coco and Lily grabbed him!

Tom: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

Lily: (STRAINING) GEEZ!

Coco Chocolate: WHOA! He REALLY Loves Chocolate!

Nico: (LAUGHS) WHO DOESN'T LOVE chocolate!?

Qin: Yeah!

Me: By the way is the Another Artie Ziff friendly or hostile?

Gloria Gale: Friendly and she is a really amazing one.

Me: Nice.

Nico: Sorry we have to do this. But Kyogre was promised a turn to attack.

Girl Jordan: Lets separate you first.

Girl Jordan and Leeli held hands.

(YURGEN'S TUNE PLAYS)

The skies had leaves and flowers flying in the wind along with sea dragons singing in the background

Girl Jordan and Leeli: (SINGING DIVINELY AS LEELI HAD FIREFLIES SWIRL AROUND HER AND GIRL JORDAN HAD HER AQUA BLUE AURA FLARED UP)

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

O holoré lay thee low

Holoél dark in the Deep

Down beneath the earth you go

Go holoré fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Fast to sleep

Dark holoré in the Deep

Rise again holoré now

Spring abundant holoél

Render green the dying bough

Raise the rock where Yurgen fell

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Raise the rock

Spring abundant holoél

She glowed and was separated.

Me: Action time!

Kyogre fired a powerful Hyper Beam blast and it hit the Anothers for Barbed Wire Org and the Ambassador Archenemies!

Nico: YEAH!

We blasted the Anothers and I caught the Wonder Ride Books!

Qin: Yeah!

Nico: Take that!

Me: OH YEAH!

Maria: (TURNS DIAL) PURPLE LIGHTNING FORCE!

She summoned Dr. Viktor and team.

She summoned Dr. Viktor, Frankenstein, Cyborg Miley Cyrus, Universe 666 Cybertron Megatron, Skowl the Startling and Switchbeast.

Nico: Nice!

Tom the Chocolate Fish: CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

Dr. Viktor: You have issues.

Lily: (Groaning) HE LOVES CHOCOLATE! Tom goes absolutely cuckoo nuts for it! Chocolate is his ultimate biggest weakness! He can't eat enough of it!

Nico: WHOA! That is a true Choco-Holic right there.

Lily: He loves chocolate so much that he goes absolutely bonkers for it!

Qin: Wow!

Lily was trying to hold him back with all her strength.

Maria: Should we knock him out?

Tom the Chocolate Fish: CHOCOLATE!

BONK!

He was knocked out after Lily hit him on the head.

Nico: There.

May: And now, we wait.

Coco Chocolate: Want some chocolate?

Nico: Yes please.

Coco gave him a delicious bar of chocolate.

Nico: Ahh comfort food.

Nico ate it.

Chomp.

Nico: Mmm! Delicious.

Eddy: Horsea, tell me if this still frightens you. (gets out picture of Haunted Car)

Horsea: (SCREAMS) IT'S THE HAUNTED CAR! IT'S NOT GONNA STOP UNTIL IT KILLS US ALL!

Horsea jumped into Maria's arms!

SMASH!

I bashed Eddy on his head with Eustace's mallet!

Eddy: I was trying to test how much her therapy has progressed. It still has a long way to go.

Nico: Well that wasn't funny though.

Me: At least they aren't screaming at Blood and Honey anymore.

Horsea: We still despise that movie!

Nico: Good!

Qin: Yeah!

Camie: Yeah!

Poromon: The movie we're making is much better than that Abomination!

Nico: Wait you're making a movie!?

Me: Oh I forgot to tell you guys. The mascots are making an action movie.

Girl Jordan: I had been making posters for them for it.

She pulled out a poster for it.

Girl Jordan: The Adventures of The Brave Mascots of Cuteness.

It showed the Mascots in Anime-Esque Human Forms and they were battling pirates and terrorists.

Nico: COOL! Looking forward to seeing that.

Maria: Nice!

Me: Yep.

Lily: I've been hired by them to be the camera man.

Nico: Cool!

?: Boy that movie looks like it's going to be awesome!

We saw Another Artie Ziff!

Me: Wow! Another Artie Ziff!

Nico: Oh! Didn't see you there!

Another Artie Ziff: (In a girls voice) I heard about the movie and couldn't resist listening.

Me: (GASP) That voice.

She reverted back and was a girl with black hair and blue eyes and had black and white clothes and she had black angel wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Orca Dopant on it and the same symbol on her skirt and she had a really cool glaive in her hand and on her arm was a tattoo of the phrase Salana Ayun Iesis.

Me: Ophelia Gordan Orca!

Nico: Wow!

Ophelia Orca: Awesome to see you again J.D.

Me: Same here.

Nico: Salana Ayun Iesis? What does that mean? Wait that's familiar. (GASP) Oh my gosh I remember that line from Free Willy! Wow! Good memories.

Ophelia Orca: Yep and it's the reason why I love Orcas.

Nico: Wow!

Me: Yep. Ophelia was trying to find her brother Jesse.

Nico: Jesse from Free Willy is your brother?

Ophelia Orca: That's right. It's a long story.

Poromon: You can view the movie after Nico's Galaxy Adventure.

Ophelia Orca: Looking forward to it.

Lily: We already made it and you guys are in for an awesome treat.

Nico: Awesome! Wow that was fast.

Me: Yep. We were busy. Anyway I should explain. Ophelia is the Biological sister of Jesse. And she is an Orca Whale tamer and master and she was adopted by a rich man that is worth as much and is 200,000 times more value than Artie Ziff was.

Ophelia Orca: Yeah my dad is worth more than Ziff and he is also the man that put him out of business.

Me: WHOA! I didn't know that.

Nico: Yikes!

Artie Ziff: Yeah I had it coming for what I did in the past.

Me: Another ugly story.

Sougo: (gets out Grand Zi O Ridewatch) Did Swartz promise you anything?

Grand Time! (Orchestral rock music) Kuuga, Agito, Ryuki, Faiz, Bla~de! Hibiki, Kabuto, Den-O, Kiva, Deca~de! W! OOO! Fourze~! Wizard, Gaim, Drive~! Ghost! Ex-Aid! Build~! Iwae! Kamen Rider~! GrandZi-O~!

Geiz: (gets out Geiz Majesty Ridewatch) Because we can grant it instead.

Majesty Time! G3, Knight, Kaixa, Garren, Ibuki, Gattack~! Zeronos, Ixa, Diend, Accel~! Birth, Meteor, Beast, Baron! Mach, Specter, Bra~ve! Cro~ss-Z! Kamen Rider~! GeizMaje~sty!

Sougo became Grand Zi O while Geiz became Geiz Majesty.

Ophelia Orca: Just to reunite me with my brother. I miss him every day.

Me: I know you do Ophelia. We'll find him.

Xenia: Yeah.

Ophelia Orca: I heard how much he freed Willy back then and I'm so proud of him.

Me: He is a hero to all Orca Whales.

Nico: Yep.

Kaito and Zocks: ZENKAIJU GEAR!

They donned their Zenkaiju Armor!

Lincoln: Lets separate you first.

He fired a wave of light and did so.

Nico: YEAH!

Qin: This will be fun!

Ophelia Orca: I'm really ready for this.

She fired blades of water and smashed Another Artie Ziff all over.

Nico: (Gets out Artie Ziff's Ridewatch) Have some of this!

May then bashed me on the head with a vase!

Me: OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!?

May: Sorry. (GETS OUT SIR URCHIN AND SNAIL FAIL'S RIDEWATCH) Part of the act.

Maria: (Gets out Robot Alligator's Ridewatch) Chew on this!

Simone Houou: (Gets out Gourd's ridewatch) I'm gonna be a hard one!

They activated them and used the powers of Artie Ziff, Gourd, Sir Urchin & Snail Fail, Leafan, Robot Alligator and Dragar the Loathsome.

They blasted the Another all over!

Snail Fail bashed Sir Urchin with an anvil!

SMASH!

Sir Urchin: (ANGRY) WHY YOU!

Snail Fail: (Stupid) WHAT I DO!?

Taskmaster, Ticklepuss, Weevil Underwood, Hotstreak, Shearfear and Gnat came.

Nico: Nice team Taskmaster!

Taskmaster: Thanks Nico!

Then a massive blast of lightning hit Another Artie and electrocuted him and I caught the Ridewatch and purified it.

Me: WHOA! Nice one Lincoln!

Lincoln: Uhh that wasn't me!

Nico: Then who was it?

Fuse Man came!

Me: Cool Fuse Man!

Nico: Shocking!

Fuse Man: (In a girls voice) That was electrifying!

Nico: LeShawna Fuse!? Whoa!

She reverted back and was a girl with purple hair and yellow eyes and had yellow and blue clothes and had purple wings and had intense yellow lightning flickering around her hands and had a lightning bolt in the middle of her forehead.

LeShawna Fuse: Awesome to see youy again Nico. That was fun.

Poromon: Would you like to see our movie?

LeShawna Fuse: I would like that.

Nico: Awesome.

Simone Houou: What's your favorite memory of Nico?

LeShawna Fuse: When me and Nico went and electrocuted numerous criminals into dust.

Nico: Yep.

Qin: Awesome.

Nico and LeShawna hugged.

Nico: I've missed you.

LeShawna Fuse: Same here.

We later went back home.


After Nico's rescue, Lincoln and his harem, Me and my harem, Sumner Knudson, Patti Knudson, Sakura Knudson, Stellar, Stardust, Ken Knudson, Nico and his harem, Clyde and his harem, Naruto and his harem, Ed Cowart and his harem, Ets and his harem, Alex the Lion, Marty the Zebra, Melman the Giraffe, Gloria the Hippo, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Gage the Hegehog, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Qin, Eli, Nicole Knudson and her siblings, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., Rita, Harriet Loud, Sherlock Hound, Noctis Lucis Caelum, Gladiolus Amicitia, Ignis Scientia, Prompto Argentum, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Kuja, TLPS Mr. Wolf, TLPS Mr. Piranha, TLPS Mr. Snake, TLPS Mr. Shark, TLPS Ms. Tarantula, The Dynasty Warriors, The Samurai Warriors, Yakko, Cherry Hunter, Cammy, Milan Flare, Yoko, Wakko, Poison, Pyrrha Alexandra, Alice, Mimi Kitagami, Dot, Haneru Tobitatsu, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Z-Fighters, Max Goof, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), Baloo, King Mickey, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Aku-Aku, The Quantum Masks, Alternate Tawna, Spyro, Cynder, The Ghostforce, Rayman, Juniper Lee, The Louds' Scottish Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Power Rangers, The Kamen Riders, Izuku and his friends, The Goths of Darkness, Sebastian Mendez, Darren Devereaux, Hiroshi Ohira, Brandon Skellington, Marshall Williams, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Norbert and Daggett, Heathcliff, Riff-Raff, Hector, Wordsworth, Mungo, Cleo, Leroy, Sylvester, Tom, Jerry, their friends and counterparts, Timmy Turner, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Trixie Tang, Sapphire, Emerald, Chester, A.J., Sanjay, Elmer, Chloe Carmichael, Tootie, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, The Lion Guard, Marinette and her friends, Sabrina Spellman, Liam, Carmen Rockell, The Teen Titans, The Royal Defenders, The Loonatics, Ty the Tasmanian Tiger, Sly the Tasmanian Tiger, Liu Kang, Kitana, Sonya Blade, Jax, Kung Lao, Sub-Zero, Nightwolf, Kotal Kahn, Jade, Nightshade, Sly Cooper, Bentley, Murray, and Inspector Fox are heading down to Maryland, and not only is Lincoln going to rescue the seven girls here, but we got bad news.

Clones of Giff, Giffdemos, Anomalocaris Deadman, Wolf Deadman, Queen Bee Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Sabertiger Deadman, Chameleon Deadman, Batta Deadman, Rex Deadman, Mammoth Deadman, Kamakiri Deadman, Megalodon Deadman, Kong Deadman, Lion Deadman, Spider Deadman, Daiouika Deadman, Kangaroo Deadman, Cheetah Deadman, Brachio Deadman, Kurage Deadman, Harimogura Deadman, Oumu Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Koala Deadman, Orangutan Deadman, Shark Deadman, Elephant Deadman, Anomalocaris Deadman, Rafflesia Deadman, Mandrill Deadman, Octopus Deadman, Turtle Deadman, and Ookami Deadman were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so Lincoln's going to take them down and absorb them.

Lincoln: Whoa, we're here in Maryland, and I know what we're going to do here, not only am I going to rescue the seven girls, but we got bad news.

Ikki: Let me guess, Clones of Giff, Giffdemos, Anomalocaris Deadman, Wolf Deadman, Queen Bee Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Sabertiger Deadman, Chameleon Deadman, Batta Deadman, Rex Deadman, Mammoth Deadman, Kamakiri Deadman, Megalodon Deadman, Kong Deadman, Lion Deadman, Spider Deadman, Daiouika Deadman, Kangaroo Deadman, Cheetah Deadman, Brachio Deadman, Kurage Deadman, Harimogura Deadman, Oumu Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Koala Deadman, Orangutan Deadman, Shark Deadman, Elephant Deadman, Anomalocaris Deadman, Rafflesia Deadman, Mandrill Deadman, Octopus Deadman, Turtle Deadman, and Ookami Deadman were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, right?

Lincoln: You guessed it.

Nico: That Mindy really is such a bitch.

Me: Even worse than Mandy.

Lincoln: But, it's going to end the same, I'm gonna absorb the clones of Giff and his Deadman cronies and piss her off even more.

Lily: This should be good.

Suddenly, we saw a very beautiful and super sexy girl with long dark blue hair and blue hairband, dark blue eyes, she was tall at 7'0" in height, she has the body of a goddess and large breasts, fair skin, she has massive and beautiful blue angel wings, she's dressed in a dark blue sleeveless open blouse, sleeveless dark blue crop top, necklace with dark blue heart gem for the pendant, dark blue skirt, dark blue bridal gloves, dark blue bellbottom pants, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long white long-sleeved trenchcoat with stars, water, darkness, ocean waves, swords, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails and on the back is Tearlaments Merrli, and holstered on her back is a massive gold greatsword with runes etched on the 7'9" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold angel faces built into both sides of the hilt, longer midnight black handle, gold chain for the guard, and gold pointed tip for the pommel, and with her are the seven girls.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Merrli Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Merrli.

Merrli Harper: That's right, and I got the girls away from those clones, but I've pissed them all off big time and they're coming after us.

Suddenly, we saw the clones of Giff, Giffdemos, Anomalocaris Deadman, Wolf Deadman, Queen Bee Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Sabertiger Deadman, Chameleon Deadman, Batta Deadman, Rex Deadman, Mammoth Deadman, Kamakiri Deadman, Megalodon Deadman, Kong Deadman, Lion Deadman, Spider Deadman, Daiouika Deadman, Kangaroo Deadman, Cheetah Deadman, Brachio Deadman, Kurage Deadman, Harimogura Deadman, Oumu Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Koala Deadman, Orangutan Deadman, Shark Deadman, Elephant Deadman, Anomalocaris Deadman, Rafflesia Deadman, Mandrill Deadman, Octopus Deadman, Turtle Deadman, and Ookami Deadman heading for us, and boy were they pissed.

Sylvester: Sheesh, they're just as dangerous as the real ones.

Sylvester unholstered his Sylvester's Blood-Soaked Vampiric Demon Darkness Greatsword of The Dracul and transformed into Super Angel-Cat-Vampire-Acme Dark Knight-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Angel of Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Justice and Divine Darkness Looney Tune Feline Demonic Darkness Vampire Cat Death.

Lincoln: They sure are, but they're still going to be absorbed. Let's get them.

Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, I unholstered my massive J.D. Knudson's Universal True Eternal Celestial Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Universal True Eternal Cosmic Elemental Wolf Moon Phoenix Angel Justice from my back and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-January Wolf Moon-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Universal Elemental Divine Cosmic Harmony January Wolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, TLPS Mr. Wolf transformed into his Super Angel-Wolf-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga form and the rest of The TLPS Bad Guys Gang transformed into their Super Angel Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms and they unholster their massive greatswords, The Dynasty Warriors and Samurai Warriors unholstered their weapons, Lincoln's sisters and parents transformed into their Super Angel United Friendship Universal Eternal Xelnaga forms and unholstered their massive greatswords from their backs, Lincoln's harem unholstered their massive swords from their backs and transformed, Crash Bandicoot unholstered his massive Crash Bandicoot's Skylands Ten Elemental Wolf Draconic Bandicoot Greatsword of Ten Elemental Skylands Justice and Ten Eternal Elemental Skylanders True Bravery from his back and he transformed into Super Angel-Bandicoot-Dragon-Elemental Skylander-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Ten Elemental Knight Elemental Skylander Draconic Bandicoot Angel of Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Justice and Divine Ten Element Skylands True Hero Knight Draconic Bandicoot Angel Bravery, Sherlock Hound unholstered his massive Sherlock Hound's Demonic Dark Knight Sparda's Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Greatsword of Demonic Dark Knight Eternal Angelic Demonic Demon Hound Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Demon Hound-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Stellar Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Star Blood-Stained Dark Demonic Darkness Dark Knight Demon Hound Phoenix Angel Compassion, Max Goof unholsters his massive Max Goof's Heavenly Archangel Gabriel's Eternal Unbreakable Bonds of True Friends and Angels Holy Archangel Keyblade of Justice from his back and transformed into Super Angel-Disney Knight-Archangel-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Heavenly Light Hellish Darkness Sword Storm Archangel Keyblade Phoenix Angel Hope, Timmy Turner transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Wolf Moon-Mysticon Pink Wolf Mage-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Magic Celestial Fairy Magical Elemental Fairy Mysticon Wolf Moon Angel of Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Justice and Divine Elemental Celestial Fairy Magical Fairy Wolf Moon Hope and he has his Timmy Turner's Lupus the Wolf's Celestial Elemental Harmonious Fairy Wolf Moon Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Justice out and his Royal Eye of Lupus orb ready as well, Norbert Beaver unholstered his massive Hydros' Primordial Maelstrom Ocean Beaver Greatsword of Primordial Maelstrom Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Beaver-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Beaver Angel of Divine Oceanic Primordial Water Justice and Divine Oceanic Maelstrom Primordial Water Compassion, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot transformed into their Super Angel-Phoenix-Warner-Harmony Celestial Eternal Xelnaga forms, Inuyasha unholstered his Inuyasha's Dog Hanyou Tessaiga Demon Slayer Fang Greatsword of Dog Hanyou Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dog Hanyou-Yokai-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Angel of Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Justice and Divine Demon Blood Yokai Spirit Firestorm Dog Hanyou Hope, Brandon Skellington had his Pumpkin Scepter of Halloween Town Justice still in hand, Hiroshi Ohira unholstered his massive Hiroshi Ohira's Destructive Inferno Firestorm Phoenix Firebird Angel Greatsword of Destructive Inferno Fire Phoenix Firebird Angel Vengeance and Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Firestorm Firebird-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Destructive Firestorm Firebird Retribution Firestorm Inferno Phoenix Angel Rage, Kuja had his Brumel Cores and Kuja's Eternal Wizard Redemption Mage's Staff of Elemental Magic Redemption Wizard Justice ready and transformed into Super Angel-Genome-Wizard-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Celestial Wizard Genome Terra Redemption Draconic Magic Phoenix Angel Hope, Darren Devereaux, Sebastian Mendez, Qin, Clyde and his harem, Baloo, Izuku and his friends, The Z-Fighters, Daggett, Sasuke, Itachi, and their family, Sakura and her family, Naruto and his harem, Sora, Donald, Goofy, Roxas, Xion, Riku, Kairi, Lea, Elena, Sir William the Good, Lady Mary the Good, The Bakugan Battle Brawlers, The Demon Slayer Corps, The Demon Slayer Conglomerate, Anatankha, P.J., Bobby Zimmeruski, Tank, Roxanne (A Goofy Movie), The Demon Slayer Corps, The Ghostforce, The Louds' Ancestors, The L-ementals, The Loonatics, Scarlett's team, Noctis, Prompto, Ignis, Gladio, Stella Nox Fleuret, Ravus Nox Fleuret, Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, Ben, Heathcliff and his friends, Timmy's friends, Woody Woodpecker, Knothead, Splinter, Winnie Woodpecker, Lily's team, Universe 666 Lincoln, his good sisters, parents, harem, and Guardian Angels, Universe 666 Me, Universe 666 Varie, and his harem, Universe 666 Clyde and his harem, Universe 666 Ets and his harem, my harem, Ed Cowart's harem, Ets' harem, Clyde's harem, Nico's harem, Lord Raiden and the Earthrealm Warriors, and The Royal Defenders got out their weapons, Rayman unholstered his massive Rayman's Eternal Night Dream Morpheus's Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Peaceful Celtic Dream Eternal Night Dragon Fairy Phoenix Angel Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Fairy-Dragon-Lum-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Eternal Celtic Light Darkness Celtic Dream Glade Dream Eternal Night Fairy Dragon Phoenix Angel Hope, Juniper Lee unholstered her Juniper Lee's Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Magicstorm Greatsword of Spirit World Magic Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Dragon-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Angel of Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Justice and Divine Cosmic Magical Spirit World Te Xuan Ze Dragon Will, Liam unholstered his massive Liam Hunnicut's Arctic Qailertetang's Holy Arctic Thundersnow Greatsword of Holy Arctic Thundersnow Justice and transformed into Super Angel-Ice Dragon-Yuki-Onna-Musk Ox-Harmony Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Angel of Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Justice and Divine Sub-Zero Arctic Thundersnow Ice Dragon Musk Ox Hope, and Ed Cowart, Ets, Ken, Nicole, Nico, Gage the Hedgehog, and Eli unholstered our massive greatswords and we transformed, and we went after the clones of Giff and his minions, and we fired powerful blasts of rainbow energy, colored energy, elemental forces, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Blue Fire, Sand, Bubbles, steel orbs, throwing axes, and mythological animals, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit them.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Giff, Giffdemos, Anomalocaris Deadman, Wolf Deadman, Queen Bee Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Sabertiger Deadman, Chameleon Deadman, Batta Deadman, Rex Deadman, Mammoth Deadman, Kamakiri Deadman, Megalodon Deadman, Kong Deadman, Lion Deadman, Spider Deadman, Daiouika Deadman, Kangaroo Deadman, Cheetah Deadman, Brachio Deadman, Kurage Deadman, Harimogura Deadman, Oumu Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Koala Deadman, Orangutan Deadman, Shark Deadman, Elephant Deadman, Anomalocaris Deadman, Rafflesia Deadman, Mandrill Deadman, Octopus Deadman, Turtle Deadman, and Ookami Deadman, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, abilities, and strength and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates.

Suddenly, Lincoln gained Vistamps with the symbols of The Deadmen on them and their powers, and they were put inside his silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches itself onto his back, along with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Wizard Rings, Gaia Memories, Advent Cards, O Medals, Fuestles, Eyecons, Gamma Eyecons, Zeronos Cards, Rider Tickets, and Astroswitches.

Lincoln: That's another group of clones absorbed and we've gotten more Legend Items from them as well as their powers, abilities, and strength. (To Merrli Harper) And it's so good to see you again, Merrli Harper.

Merrli Harper: You too, Lincoln, it's been a long time, and it's so good to see you again, Shaylen.

Shaylen Harper: You too, sis.

Lincoln went up to Merrli Harper and he hugged her, and Merrli Harper is very surprised at just how much taller, more handsome, and much more muscular Lincoln's gotten since she last saw him, and she also felt just how much more stronger and how much more muscular he's really become, and she had an atomic red blush on her face, and the atomic red blush on her face soon became even deeper when she saw he still has his vampire fangs and massive white angel wings with stars on the feathers and orange and aurora-colored tips on the feathers, large gold halo with four large orbiting gold rings on each corner behind his head, along with hearing his mature, deeper, and manlier voice and seeing the large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on his head, eleven massive and long white wolf tails with rainbow markings and rainbow tips and white rabbit tail with rainbow markings on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, thick hair on his massive forearms, stubble on his jawline, and chest hair on his pecs, He-Man's chest harness, and many other accessories, and she also met his familiars, the male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, the white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and the white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, and his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini.

Lincoln: It sure has been a long time, I haven't seen you since you were seventeen, and as you can see, I really grew a lot since then.

Elena Earth: Holy crap, you sure have, you've really really grown up to be very big and very strong like a tree, Lincoln, you've really grown a lot from the cute eleven-year-old little boy into a 18-year-old 8'5" tall, very handsome, and manly man with really massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and eight-pack abs, and you still have those vampire fangs and massive white angel wings, that's so awesome, and the large white wolf ears on your head and the eleven massive and long white wolf tails with markings and white rabbit tail on top of the massive and long white wolf tails, hair on your massive forearms, beard stubble on your jawline, and chest hair on your pecs and many accessories and large gold halo with four large gold rings orbiting behind your head, that's really new, along with getting He-Man's chest harness. You've really really grown a lot and became a man, but you're still the same kind boy from long ago, plus, you've also grown even more bigger in muscle mass, you can land an airplane on that massive, wider, and more muscular back, squash a melon with those really muscular quads and thighs, and cut a rock into a diamond on those rock-hard eight-pack abs, and there's not even a tape measure long enough to measure that chiseled chest or massive biceps. Plus, I've also met your familiars, and they are really awesome.

Eli: And he'd also been hit with massive amounts of cosmic radiation and he'd been imbued with the same powers as J.D. and all of us, and he's become truly immortal, and Lincoln, you know her?

Lincoln: Indeed I do, Eli, this is Merrli Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Merrli, she's my Guardian Angel from Michigan and the second eldest of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like Shaylen Harper, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Merrli that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane!

Shaylen Harper: And like me, she also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Lori at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was disowned by her family and dumped by Bobby.

Nico: Wow, so that means all of Shaylen's sisters...?

Lincoln: Are all powerful swordswomen with power over darkness and water and have magic swords that cut through even the strongest of metals and also have the power to make them go insane with one cut.

Me: Yeah, we were stunned ourselves.

Nico: Man, if anyone messed with them, they can say goodbye to their sanity forever.

Lincoln: And say hello to an eternity in an nuthouse, and now that you're here, Merrli.

Lincoln went up to and hugged Merrli Harper in his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, he leaned his head down the right side of her neck, and he slowly bit her and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as her, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings. He slowly unlatched his fangs from her neck as her necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit her.

Merrli Harper: Wow, you're still just as gentle as ever when you feed on one of your Guardian Angels, Lincoln.

Suddenly, an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love appeared on Merrli Harper's neck with dark blue gems on the gold lightning bolts and dark blue crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of The Buddha along with a white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love on her neck.

Merrli Harper: (Surprised) Lincoln, are these...?!

Lincoln: Yep, that's an Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love and an Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love, which means you're now part of my harem and my many future wives, Merrli Harper.

Merrli Harper had a smile on her face and tears in her eyes as Lincoln still had his massive and powerful muscular arms around her and he leaned down to her face and kissed her on the lips and she also returned it, and we cheered for them, then we went up to the seven girls, and when Lincoln saw them, he immediately recognized them. The seven girls are Yukina Nanahara, Helene Colette, Hinagiku Haruno, Mizuho Nanahara, Saki Tachibana, Serika Kouzuki, and Shion Asahina from Requiem.

Lincoln: Oh wow, it's Yukina Nanahara, Helene Colette, Hinagiku Haruno, Mizuho Nanahara, Saki Tachibana, Serika Kouzuki, and Shion Asahina from Requiem.

Nicole: Whoa, awesome.

Lincoln: Are you girls okay?

Yukina Nanahara: Yes, we're okay, thanks to you.

Then, when Yukina Nanahara and the other six girls saw who it was that saved them from the clones of Giff and the Deadmen, their faces turned atomic red upon seeing the 18-year-old 8'5" tall, handsome hunk with abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles, eight-pack abs, long wild white hair going down to the bottom of his neck and rainbow lightning bolt highlights in the bangs of his long white hair and large white wolf ears with rainbow markings on top of his head with large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four large orbiting golden rings on each corner behind his head, thick hair on his massive muscular forearms and beard stubble on his jawline, rainbow colored thunderbird with gold lightning bolt in its claws and the Ebonwu Squadron emblem on its chest emblazoned on his forehead and Third Eye with rainbow iris, rows of straight teeth with vampire fangs, Crest of Miracles on his massive right pec and golden lightning bolt cutie mark with the thunderbird and comic books surrounded by the symbols of Fire, Water, Ice, Wind, Earth, Nature, Light, and Darkness in a circle on his massive left pec, Celtic Cross cutie mark tattoo in the form of the cutie marks of Twilight Sparkle, Sunset Shimmer, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Starlight Glimmer, and Trixie Lulamoon, surrounded by a circle were the marks of the other girls in Lincoln's harem on his massive, wider, and more muscular back, and on top is the Earth surrounded by the ring of mermaids and surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Angel, Vampire Bat, Werewolf, and Buffalo and a Rinnegan-like marking, and right below the Cutie Mark tattoo is a rainbow kanji with nine magatama in between that said, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Almighty Champion and Emissary of Hinon, Almighty Master of The Elemental Forces, The Storms, The Cosmos, and The Universe, Master of Hero Personas and Many Powers, The Loud House's Man With A Plan, Voice of Reason, Golden-Hearted Brother of Many Siblings, Golden-Hearted Lover and Father of Many Kids, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Son of Lynn Sr. and Rita Loud, Loving Grandson of Albert Loud and Samuel Loud, Almighty Golden-Hearted and Loving Future Husband, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family, Powerful Alpha Vampire-Werewolf-Cyborg Hybrid, Descendant of The Seventeenth Century Duke Lincoln McLoud of Loch Loud in Scotland, Destroyer of Morag McLaughlin, Archenemy of Max Dillon Also Known as Electro, Destroyer and Slayer of Extremely Evil, Black-Hearted, Sadistic, Delusional, Power-Hungry, Psychotic, Irredeemable Bastards and Tyrants, Talented Comic Book Writer and Video Gamer, Jack-Of-All-Trades, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True God of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Savior of The Loud House and Michigan, True Immortal Hero and God, Amazing and Powerful Student of Numerous Amazing and Powerful Teachers, Shinobi of The Hidden Leaf Village, Member of Many of Team Loud Phoenix Storm's Branch Teams, Spice Demon of The Loud Family, Surfer of The Legendary Wave Humungadunga, Third-In-Command And Founder of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Emissary of The Cosmos and The Heavens, Ambassador of Harmony, Friendship, Purity, Hope, Courage, and Love, and God of Friendship, Hope, Love, Courage, and Justice Dodgeball Angel King of Gotham Royal York, The Unifier of The Three Kingdoms and Warriors of Japan, Fearsome Defender of His Many Guardian Angels, and Destroyer of The House of Damaskinos", he has deep sapphire blue eyes, tattoo of a pepper with fire surrounding it on his broad left shoulder, and Mark of Manhood tattoo of a male bodybuilder with a barbell raised above his head and around him are elemental forces and an orange kanji that read, "Lincoln Landon Loud, Strongest, Bravest, Resilient, Courageous, Handsomest, and Manliest Warrior of The Loud Family" on his massive left muscular forearm, and he had his Rabbit Miraculous, Eini, with him, his male white Rabbit Familiar, Alistair, his white Vampire Bat Familiar, Artemis, and his white Wolf Familiar, Seiko, along with Darkus Battle Ax Vladitor, Darkus Omega Leonidas, Pyrus Omega Leonidas, Haos Omega Leonidas, Subterra Omega Leonidas, Ventus Omega Leonidas, and Ventus Omega Leonidas.

He had his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds, The Sickle Swords of Hinon, and the purified Universe 666 version of The Miracle Box holstered on his wider and muscular back, his large orange Crystal Saber, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace, his Omnipotent Elemental Thunderbird Phoenix Angel of Universal Harmonious Loud Justice, Mythological Hope, and Eternal Love Almighty Book, Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Elemental Harmony on his left hip, his Eater of Sins revolver and Elemental Universal Thunderbird hand-cannon Blaster holstered on his right hip, the Pisces the Fish constellation and Aquarius Zodiac sign on the back of his neck and the Cygnus the Swan constellation and embedded Stone of Gelel on the back of his massive left hand, large weighted gold metal bands with multi-colored on his massive biceps and thighs with silver phoenixes on them, large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe with large rainbow gems on his forearms with the Dragon Ball Bracelet on the left large gold cuff bracer and other bracelets merged with the left large gold Bracer and large gold Elemental Shield of Harmony shrunk to the size of a gem on top, massive indestructible white angel wings with stars and orange and aurora-colored tips on the large white feathers and eleven massive and long powerful white wolf tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings with white rabbit tail on top of the eleven massive and long white wolf tails, he has on He-Man's chest harness with colored gems on the gold crisscross straps and gold metal circular chest plate with phoenix carved on it and surrounded by red gems and on the back of the straps is a kanji that said Lincoln Loud, Truly Loving Gold-Hearted Brother, Son, Grandson, and Father, and he was dressed in an orange version of He-Man 2002's loincloth with hanging silver lightning bolts and long white trenchcoat coattails with Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Moonlight, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Great Old Ones, Mythological Animals, Mammoths, Pegasi, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals on the coattails and they also had intense powerful rainbow hot flames coming off them and hanging mini silver lightning bolts on the coattails held up by his large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a large golden buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and large rainbow gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on his waist, large royal blue pants with rainbow fire and multicolored lightning bolts on the thighs, and large gold armored knee-high boots with colored gems on them, silver Buffalo head stud earrings with rainbow gems for eyes the Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on the heads, large Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and rainbow crystal links from his merged large Crystal Necklace of The Buddha with large rainbow Thunderbird-shaped Element of Harmony and a large silver Buffalo head with rainbow gems for eyes and Thunderbird carved on it and the Element, Xelnaga, Cosmic, Universe, God, and Eternity Kanjis on its head for the pendant on his bare chest with chest hair on his pecs, large white and gold accented Elemental Choker of Eternal Love and Thunderbird pendant on his neck, large fingerless orange gloves with the symbol of The Loud House on it and surrounded in a diamond formation are a Phoenix, Thunderbird, Buffalo, and Angel, large Ring of The Phoenix large multi-colored gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it surrounded by a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Werewolf, and Buffalo on his right ring finger, Blue Lantern ring on his left ring finger and small planets orbiting around his fingers like rings, claws on his fingers with gold armored finger claws over his fingers, he has twelve large planets orbiting around his legs and twelve smaller planets orbiting around his waist and an immense rainbow protective aura with swirling elements around him.

Yukina Nanahara: Oh wow, you're Lincoln Loud of Team Loud Phoenix Storm.

Lincoln: That's right, and it's a pleasure to meet the rest of you.

Lincoln made six clones of himself, and he and his clones went up to the girls, and they hugged their waists in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms, and they leaned down and kissed the girls on the lips, which they returned with equally intense passion, as they wrapped their arms around the thick muscular necks of Lincoln and his clones, and we cheered wildly at the scene, and he slowly bit them and he fed on their blood, and we saw his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head. He then slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them.

Yukina Nanahara: (Seductively and rubs her hands on Lincoln's massive pecs) You too, big, tall, muscular, and handsome.

Suddenly, seven Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Yukina Nanahara, Helene Colette, Hinagiku Haruno, Mizuho Nanahara, Saki Tachibana, Serika Kouzuki, and Shion Asahina with colored gems embedded in the lightning bolt links and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of the Buddha along with white and gold accented Elemental Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks. We returned to The World Tree Estate and told everyone what had happened, and they were shocked to find out the villains we went after were clones of Giff and the Deadman that were also created by Mindy.

But, when Lincoln showed what we all did in beating them all down and Lincoln absorbing them and all of us assimilating their powers, abilities, and strength and sending them all to The Black Gates and getting Vistamps with their powers, everyone cheered and hugged us and Lincoln's harem kissed him on the cheek. Lincoln and Merrli Harper have a lot of catching up to do, now that she's back in town.

Then, we heard Mindy and Mandy roar with rage!

Maria: Serves you both right, bitches.

Lincoln: It just proves they're both horrible people, and they'll never ever change.

Nico: Yeah, they both deserve to be in Hell forever when they die of old age, but they're still in for Hell.

Me: You said a mouthful.


After Lincoln absorbed the clones of Giff and the Deadman, we were training intensely in the gym, doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, and we were really sweating like crazy, even doing yoga to clear our minds, and we were also doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get our eleven massive and long wolf tails even more stronger than ever as well, and when Merrli Harper saw Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, she had an atomic red blush on her faces, hearts in her eyes, and her nose was bleeding.

Merrli Harper: My God, I was right that Lincoln's really grown into a 18-year-old, 8'5" tall, really big, handsome, sexy, and extremely super strong manly man, just look at those abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles and his eight-pack abs really hard at work, and really working out with those 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells and he's not even getting tired, incredible, and he also got one awesome tan, and he's also doing 900,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever, and he now looks even more ripped than ever. He's definitely been continuing on bodybuilding and working out even more for many years, and because of that along with the combination of his diet plan that we gave him, along with his hyperpuberty and genes, he'd gained the powerful and massive body that all bodybuilders could only dream of. If anyone tried to mess with him now, they were in for a world of hurt and trouble, and he's always been there to defend and protect us from Chandler, his goons, Pablo, Anderson, and Hawk and Hank at school or out in public, and he was also quick to defend us from Lori, Lynn, Lola, Lisa, and Luan if they get out of search control again, along with Killjoy Huggins.

Lincoln: Yep, and I've also trained a lot under a lot of very powerful teachers, J.D. and Nico included, Merrli, and I can still defend myself, and in addition to getting stronger and bigger in muscle mass, I've also gotten smarter as well.

Merrli Harper: That's incredible, and we'd already known just how strong you were long ago ever since you did some wrestling and working out with some of the other Guardian Angels long ago, and we're so proud of just how much stronger you've gotten, and just how much taller you've gotten, along with getting that much bigger in muscle mass, and you've also been getting smarter as well.

Me: You got that right, plus, we heard all of the stories from Lincoln about you girls and about how you all helped him in his training to become an emerging hero before Team Loud Phoenix Storm was formed, and how he grew from the little boy from years ago into the really big, really strong, and really powerful man we know today.

Merrli Harper: I knew it was only a matter of time before he told everyone that story.

Suddenly, the rainbow gem of Lincoln's silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding it on his back started glowing.

Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.

Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.

The gem formed a viewing window, and we saw who it was causing trouble: it was the clones of Swartz, Heure, Ora, Another Build, Another Ex-Aid, Another Fourze, Another Faiz, Another Wizard, Another OOO, Another Gaim, Another Ghost, Another Double, Another Den-O, Another Kuuga, Another Shinobi, Another Quiz, Another Ryuga, Another Kikai, Another Zi-O, Another Zi-O II, Another Ryuki, Another Blade, Another Agito, Another Hibiki, Another Kiva, Another Kabuto, Another Drive, Another Decade, Another Zero-One, Another 1, and Another Diend.

Sougo: (GASPS) Clones of Swarts, The Time Jackers, and the Another Riders?!

Lincoln: No doubt that Mindy had a hand in this as well.

We flew out of the World Tree Estate, and Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Swartz, Heure, Ora, Another Build, Another Ex-Aid, Another Fourze, Another Faiz, Another Wizard, Another OOO, Another Gaim, Another Ghost, Another Double, Another Den-O, Another Kuuga, Another Shinobi, Another Quiz, Another Ryuga, Another Kikai, Another Zi-O, Another Zi-O II, Another Ryuki, Another Blade, Another Agito, Another Hibiki, Another Kiva, Another Kabuto, Another Drive, Another Decade, Another Zero-One, Another 1, and Another Diend and knocked them down.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and one by one, he stabbed them into the clones of Swartz, Heure, Ora, Another Build, Another Ex-Aid, Another Fourze, Another Faiz, Another Wizard, Another OOO, Another Gaim, Another Ghost, Another Double, Another Den-O, Another Kuuga, Another Shinobi, Another Quiz, Another Ryuga, Another Kikai, Another Zi-O, Another Zi-O II, Another Ryuki, Another Blade, Another Agito, Another Hibiki, Another Kiva, Another Kabuto, Another Drive, Another Decade, Another Zero-One, Another 1, and Another Diend, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten a massive collection of Ridewatches, and they were all put into his silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches itself onto his back, along with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Wizard Rings, Gaia Memories, Advent Cards, O Medals, Fuestles, Eyecons, Gamma Eyecons, Zeronos Cards, Rider Tickets, and Astroswitches.

Sougo: Awesome.

We returned back to The World Tree Estate and continued with our workouts.

Nico: That's it for the clones of Swartz, The Time Jackers, and Another Riders and there's no telling what else that bitch has got up her sleeve.

Lincoln: But, now that we know she's created clones of The Kamen Riders' enemies, I'll do to them what I've done to the clones of the enemies of The Power Rangers: absorb them and assimilate their powers, abilities, and strength.

Me: And also, acquire the Legend Items with their powers, so far, you've acquired Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Wizard Rings, Gaia Memories, Advent Cards, O Medals, Fuestles, Eyecons, Gamma Eyecons, Zeronos Cards, Rider Tickets, Ridewatches, and Astroswitches, awesome.

Lincoln: The next group of clones that come after us will no doubt be the clones of Banno and The Roidmudes.

Bridget Branley: Oh boy, I can tell you're gonna have quite the feeding frenzy on them.

We got a shower afterwards, and then, Lincoln, Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira are heading to Seaside Hill.

Lincoln snapped his fingers, and the 18-year-old, white-haired, 8'5", handsome and extremely muscular man had on his new large orange and black speedo with a Thunderbird and a lightning bolt surrounded by elemental forces and stars on it with rainbow flames coming off the speedo, orange sandals, his jewelry and accessories, and he had his weapons holstered in case of trouble.

And Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira are dressed in two-piece colored bikinis The Musiqidandi Sisters made for them, colored sandals, and they had their weapons holstered in case of trouble. Plus, we found out Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira all had feelings for Lincoln, and he also had feelings for them, and he also saved them all from an ambush by a group of musclebound thugs Flip hired to kill them, Lincoln sucked out their muscle mass, virility, strength, blood, and life energy as it killed them all which made those buttfaces go insane with anger, until Lincoln fired energy blasts at those buttfaces and more gold and jewels and treasures came out of them, but they also got to keep their heads up, they got word that mutant has sent more muscle-bound thugs to kill them.

Simulator Yubellina: Wow, so this is Sirena Beach, it sure is beautiful.

Lincoln: It sure is, Yubellina, and it's perfect for our first date. Shall we?

Lincoln, Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira dived into the waters and they had fun swimming in the ocean, and they also saw the creatures that lived there, then, they went back to the beach and they had an awesome volleyball match, and Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira got an extremely massive and deep atomic red blush on their faces when they saw Lincoln lift thirteen massive 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells Lincoln summoned in his large and strong hands and thirteen massive and long white wolf tails.

But then, they saw the hulking muscle-bound thugs that Flip hired coming after them, but Lincoln fired vacuum tubes from his chest which latched onto the chests of Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs, and then, the vacuum tubes literally began sucking Flip's massive army of hulking muscled thugs dry of all their massive muscle mass, virility, blood, and physical strength, and all of it was being pumped into Lincoln and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed and he also grew even stronger. When Lincoln was done, the vacuum tubes detached themselves from the chests of the thugs and went back into Lincoln, and the thugs were now dead from blood loss and thin as a rake and he fired a blast of red energy and destroyed them leaving them as ashes.

Lincoln: Nice try, you stupid mutant!

Then, they had some lunch, and then, as the sun was about to set, Lincoln made clones of himself and he and his clones went up to Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira and they hugged the girls in their abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms and Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira placed their hands on the massive pecs of Lincoln and his clones.

And then, they shared a passionate and romantic kiss and Lincoln also marked Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira as he slowly sank his fangs into them and fed on their blood, and his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flare up as he gained a massive power boost and he also gained the very same powers as them, and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles bulged even more, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed along with his large gold halo and four orbiting gold rings on each corner of the halo behind his head and eleven massive and long white tails with rainbow tips and rainbow markings.

He slowly unlatched his fangs from their necks as their necks healed and the puncture marks sealed up, and he also kissed where he bit them. They came back home to The World Tree Estate, and Nico and I saw Lincoln covered in kisses on his face, body, and eight-pack abs.

Me: (Whistles) Wow, it looks like you really had a good time at Seaside Hill, eh, Lincoln?

Lincoln: (In Heaven) It...was...so... AWESOME!

Suddenly, sixteen Elemental Thunderbird Necklaces of Eternal Love appeared on the necks of Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira with colored gems on the gold lightning bolts and colored crystal links from their merged Crystal Necklaces of The Buddha and white and gold-accented Elemental Thunderbird Chokers of Eternal Love on their necks.

Lily the Mermaid: Whoa, and now, Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira are in your harem, Linky.

Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira showed the marks Lincoln made on the right sides of their necks.

Nicole: Wow, I knew Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira had feelings for him ever since I introduced Trip and Lupe to them and he'd also mark them.

Jenna: And Flip had some nerve trying to kill them, that mutant is just making things much worse for himself.

Serena Logan: I always knew that stupid mutant cheapskate was and always will be nothing but fucking trouble, and he's just making things worse for himself.

Rarity: And trying to kill Universe 666 Dark Samus, Pom Pom, and the Simulator versions of Yubelluna, Mihae, Karlamine, Siris, Isabela, Xuelan, Ile and Nel, Ni and Li, Marion, Bülent, Shuriya, and Mira, now that repulsive ape is really going to get it.

Lincoln: And we also had a run-in with more of the hulking muscle-bound hired thugs they sent to kill us yet again, but I sucked out their muscle mass, strength, and virility and I killed them all and sent them to The Black Gates, and that mutant should be screaming with pure vengeance and hate at us in 3...2...1!

Suddenly, we heard Flip scream and bellow with extreme hatred and rage and cursing right at us, and now, that moron has officially lost his mind.

Maria: (Flips Flip the middle finger) Yeah, up yours, you mutant moronic cheapskate!

Nico: Even after we kicked Flip's miserable hide, that mutant still refuses to quit!

Lincoln: Same with Lewis Travolta, Dark Amy, Icky Vicky, Billy McLean, Pablo, Anderson, and the other jerks at Dad's restaurant, but it's much more fun to see their thugs get killed by me.

Me: It sure is, and it's so much more fun seeing them blow their stacks!

We then saw Lincoln form a viewing window, and then, Lincoln snapped his fingers.

SNAPS FINGERS!

We saw a massive funnel appeared in Flip's mouth, and then, massive cartons of the extremely powerful laxatives that Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta appeared over the funnel.

Me: (GASPS) ARE THOSE...?!

Nico: The extremely powerful laxatives Shizuka and her sisters used on Killjoy Huggins and Lewis Travolta?!

Luna: DO IT, BRO!

Then, the extremely powerful laxatives were dumped into Flip's mouth and the funnel was removed. Then, Flip's stomach gurgled and rumbled, and then...!

MASSIVELY LOUD AND EXTREMELY WET FART!

Flip farted and massive tons of gold, jewels, gems, and other currencies exploded out of his three-cheeked butt like crazy!

Flip stopped farting like crazy.

Lincoln: That's for trying to get your musclebound thugs to murder me and the girls in my harem, you disgusting three butt-cheeked mutant!

Nico: Jeez. Those laxatives are really powerful, I still remember when you tried that prank on me years ago, Connor, but that failed.

Me: Because of you using Walker's powers.

Connor Chan: Flip's really pissing me off now, if he does this again, I'm gonna shove a grenade down his throat!

Nico: Connor, I know you're angry, but we're saving it for December 1st when we kill him, Icky Vicky, and Xehanort. Now, don't even think of getting into the weapons room or I'm telling Dad!

Connor Chan: Tattle tale.


Later it was time for another Super Mario Galaxy 2 adventure.

Nico: Next Galaxy is Boss Blitz Galaxy.

Me: This will be fun!

Nicole: It's the precursor before the final boss.

Nico: Yep.

Whitney: Me and Fiona will go.

Nico: Okay.

They went into the Simulator and it activated and we were at BOSS BLITZ GALAXY!

Nico: Here we go. First up is Dino Piranha!

Whitney: Awesome!

Nico: Any tips Nicole?

Nicole: (On the radio) Just do what you did to all the bosses of the game before.

Nico: Okay then.

?: We'll help too!

Out came 2 figures. One was a girl with green and green eyes and had green clothes and had green wings and had a tiara with the symbol of the Predaplants on it and the same symbol on her skirt. And she had a plant sword.

The second girl had black hair and had yellow eyes and had black and yellow clothes and had black wings and she had a tiara with the symbol of Pharaoh Man on it and she had an Egypt sword.

Penelope Predaplant: Penelope Predaplant, Embodiment of the Predaplant monsters.

Nefertiti Pharaoh: Nefertiti Pharaoh, Embodiment of Pharaoh Man.

Yugi: Wow! Nefertiti!

Jaden: Awesome to see you again!

Pharaoh Atem: It has been a while.

Nefertiti Pharaoh: It has been a while Yugi and Jaden and Pharaoh Atem it has been a long time your majesty.

Nico: We can talk later. Lets head out.

They went and cracked open Dino Piranha.

Nico: Here we go! 1 boss for each of us in this one.

He looked at Nico.

Nico: Remember me?!

Dino Piranha roared!

Nico: He does!

Nefertiti Pharaoh: I'll face this one first.

She fired a ball of fire and blasted him and he exploded!

They moved on and went to KING KALIENTE!

Nico: King Kaliente!

King Kaliente remembered Nico and was mad!

Nico: He remembers me! Who faces his one?

Penelope Predaplant: I will. Soon he will be a squished squid.

She fired waves of energy and blasted King Kaliente and he exploded!

Then they flew and faced Major Burrows!

Major Burrows remembered Nico!

Whitney: I got this one!

Whitney fired waves of leaves and blasted him on his butt and he exploded!

They flew and went and faced BOULDERGEIST!

Fiona: I'll face Bouldergeist next.

Nico: Oh boy!

She fired a blast of lightning and blasted him and he exploded!

They flew on and cracked open Fiery Dino Piranha and they faced him!

Nico: Now it's my turn! (Gets out Artie Ziff and Box Ghost's ridewatches) BEWARE!

He activated them and fired waves of energy and smashed Fiery Dino Piranha and he exploded!

Then out came the star!

Nico: There's the star!

They caught it!

YOU GOT A STAR!

Nico: YEAH!

Nefertiti Pharaoh: That was awesome!

They high five!

Nico: How did you meet Jaden and Yugi?

Nefertiti Pharaoh: I met them during Jaden's graduation duel with Yugi's and it was awesome.

Nico: That is cool!

Nefertiti Pharaoh: It sure was.

Nico: Would you two like to join the team?

Penelope Predaplant: We would be honored.

They left and we cheered wildly for them.

Later we were watching the movie the Mascots made.

Heffer: Anyone got popcorn?

Lola pulled out a huge bucket full of it.

Heffer: Perfect!

Me: Let the movie fun begin.

We got to watching the Mascots movie.

It was showing the Mascots enjoying some fun in the park.

Rocko: (Australian Accent) What's the title?

Poromon: You'll see.

It was called The Adventures of The Brave Mascots of Cuteness.

Nico: Nice.

The relaxation in the park was RUDELY interrupted by pirates and the mascots punched and pulverized them into pulp!

The movie progressed and the mascots were figuring out where the pirates were coming from and it was on a pirate ship that was also their warehouse hideout in Lake Huron.

The mascots then raided the ship and were battling the Pirates and there were also terrorists there too!

Runabout: You guys are doing a great job!

Poromon: Yeah we are!

Then the mascots dove off the side of the ship as it exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

It was completely blown to fiery splinters and the crew were blown to pieces too! We saw that a lawyer was in cahoots with the terrorist and they busted him for treason.

The mascots were all right and we cheered wildly for them!

We were done and then we erupted into cheers and applause!

Blur: BEST MOVIE EVER!

Ruby and Sapphire Salazar: WE GIVE IT AN AWESOME GREAT BIG TWO THUMBS AND TWO TOES UP!

Lola: Yeah!

Qin: Awesome job guys!

We were busy watching TV, and many of us were doing work-outs to continue staying in tip-top shape, especially Lincoln doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of crunches, wing push-ups, one-finger push-ups, and regular push-ups, pull-ups, lat pulldowns, bicep curls, leg curls, and chest presses with 900,000,000,000,000-lb barbells, squats, and going a few rounds with the punching bags, even doing yoga to clear his mind and doing 900,000,000,000,000 reps of tail bicep curls to get his eleven massive and long white wolf tails even more stronger than ever and he was sweating like crazy.

Lincoln: We don't have long before the main mission starts, so I still got to keep myself busy.

Me: That's true, and we're also doing work-outs just like you, Lincoln.

Nico: Yep.

Then, we saw Lincoln deadlift a massive twenty-five-ton barbell with ease, and we were stunned.

Eli: Whoa!

And of course, the constant workouts that Lincoln has been doing had also caused his harem to get massive atomic red blushes on their faces, hearts in their eyes, and their noses were really bleeding upon seeing their hotter, sexier hunk of a future husband.

Lily the Mermaid: (Turned On) My God, Linky truly is one hunky muscle god.

Girl Jordan: (Turned On) Big time.

We finished our workouts, and Lincoln sprayed us with water and soap and we were all clean. Then, his harem kissed him on his face and steam whistled out of his ears and his face turned atomic red.

Me: That's not all guys! Look at this!

We saw on the news that the movie was more than what it was! We saw a lawyer that was well known to the country indicted for treason for selling weapons and secrets of the government to the VERY TERRORISTS and pirates that the mascots faced in the movie.

Nico: WHOA! That is coincidental!

Me: I'm not so sure. I think this was all real.

Camie: Yeah!

Nico: Wow!

Snaptrap: Nico, who gets to shine next?

Nico: Takumi and Cassidy.

Qin: Awesome!

Takumi: Sweet! This will be awesome!

Cassidy: Yeah it will!

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and he had a vision, and he saw who it was that we're going to confront today: it was none other than The Giant Killer Krabby Patties that SpongeBob saw when he was working for 43 days non-stop, and they are coming to get Mr. Krabs and make him pay. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: (GASPS) Oh man!

Lincoln sounded the alarm.

Nico: We heard the alarm, what's wrong, Lincoln?

Lincoln: Nico, everyone, we've got a seriously huge emergency. I just had a vision and I saw who it was that we're going to confront today, it's none other than The Giant Killer Krabby Patties that SpongeBob saw when he was working for 43 days non-stop, and they are coming to get Mr. Krabs and make him pay.

We gasped.

Lily: Oh no, not those giant killer patties! This is not good!

Me: I thought those patties were just a figment of SpongeBob's imagination because of that!

Lily: Apparently they aren't.

Xenia: Jeez!

Nico: It sure isn't, we need to get down there and help SpongeBob stop them, and we're gonna send them to The Masters of Evil.

Me: Awesome idea.

Lincoln: We're ready for those giant killer patties.

Nico: NOW, we can eat those Krabby Patties.

Me: Yep but these are Krabby Patties that are as big as people.

Xenia: No kidding!

Nico: I meant the normal ones too.

Me: I know.

Lincoln: Yeah.

Plankton: Looking back that was probably the worst thing I've ever done.

Nico: Yeah.

The previous group came.

Aqueduct: Can me, Blizzard, MetalSeadramon, Harpymon, Bonz, Dayu, Puff, Evil-Lyn, Evilseed, and Lady Shiva.

Nico: Yes you all can come with.

Qin: We got big trouble brewing at the Krusty Krab.

Laney: Yeah.

Me: Ugly story.

Sonata Dusk: Nico, which Gene Slammer do you think you'll meet next?

Nico: Blast Man next.

Eli: Ooh explosive.

Camie: Yeah.

Suddenly, Lincoln's deep sapphire blue eyes, the rainbow iris of his Third Eye, his cutie mark tattoo on his back and Thunderbolt cutie mark with circle of surrounding elements on his massive left pec glowed, and the rainbow colored iris of Lincoln, Lori, Leni, Luna, Luan, Lynn, Laney, Lucy, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lily, Lynn Sr., and Rita's Third Eye, and everyone else's Third Eye glowed even more and our rainbow energy auras, rainbow protective auras, and rainbow fire auras flared up even more, as they sensed a dark energy signal with their eyes and the Force, and they saw who the figure was in the vision: the figure is none other than Hircine, The Daedric Prince of Hunting, and he's come to kill us as part of his hunt. When we saw it, we knew it meant trouble.

Lincoln: Oh dear God!

Rayman: I can guess that we got big trouble heading our way. Lincoln, who was it that you saw?

Lincoln: You guessed it, Rayman, and this is someone none of us are ever going to like: the figure we saw is none other than Hircine, The Daedric Prince of Hunting, and he's come to kill us as part of his hunt.

We gasped.

Nicole: Oh man, I should've known we'd be facing the next of the Daedric Princes sooner or later.

Elise Dragonball: Let me and Lincoln face him, there's no way we're letting a thrill-hunter like him live a single second further.

Nico: You got it, Elise.

Suddenly, Buster and Babs came in with Sebastian tied up and with duct tape on his mouth.

Me: Oh boy, is he still pissed off because of what happened today with Evil Squidward?

Buster Bunny: Big time.

Babs Bunny: So, we got him tied up.

Qin: Untie him, you two.

Suddenly, Sebastian span around looking like a black tornado and got himself free by slashing at the ropes with claws and removed the duct tape from his mouth.

Nico: Uh oh. Alright, gang, let's go, we must head to Bikini Bottom and take down those giant Krabby Patties.

Lincoln: Those monster patties are heading right for The Masters of Evil, and once we get done with them, you're next, Hircine.

Elise Dragonball: What you've done can never be forgiven, Hircine. I'll make sure that you never tempt another innocent soul to embrace their wild side again.

Lincoln put up a rainbow energy field around The World Tree Estate and all of us headed out to Bikini Bottom to battle the Giant Krabby Patties, and once we do that, Elise Dragonball and Lincoln are going to destroy Hircine, The Daedric Prince of Hunting.

We were off to Bikini Bottom.


We were back in Bikini Bottom.

Blizzard: Back in Bikini Bottom again, eh?

Me: Yep. Funny thing is we were here earlier this morning.

Nico: Yep.

We arrived at the Krusty Krab and everyone that was beaten up by Evil Squidward was eating krabby patties. Some even had to drink theirs through straws.

We went in.

Nico: GOOD MORNING KRUSTY KREW!

Mr. Krab: Ahoy lads!

Me: Ahoy Mr. Krabs.

Patrick: Hey, Horsea! Wanna play a game?

Block Man: This should be good.

Patrick then got on all fours and was a horse.

Patrick: I'm a horse!

Patrick neighed like one.

Patrick: (NEIGHS)

Horsea got on him and they rode Lone Ranger style!

Patrick: And now, I have another game. Guess what the pictures are!

Harpymon: Starting with those two?

Me: What two?

Harpymon: No idea.

He pulled out a picture of a rose.

Horsea: That's a rose.

Patrick: Good. And this?

He showed a picture of a cloud.

Horsea: A cloud.

Patrick: So far so good!

Hornet Man: Horsea's a good guesser.

Patrick: So, tell me what this is!

He got out a picture of the Haunted Car.

(DRAMATIC TAKE)

Horsea: (SCREAMS) IT'S THE HAUNTED CAR! IT'S NOT GOING TO STOP TILL IT KILLS US ALL!

ZOOM!

She ran to Maria!

Sandy: Patrick!

Patrick: What?

Lily: Nevermind that guys. Mr. Krabs you're in terrible danger!

Mr. Krabs: What do you mean?

Dayu: Krabby Patties are planning to attack!

Mr. Krabs: WHAT!?

SpongeBob: KRABBY PATTIES ATTACKING!? (Laughs) That can't be right.

Nico: These aren't ordinary Krabby Patties. Remember those Killer Krabby Patties you saw when you didn't sleep for 43 days?

SpongeBob: Yeah.

Nico: Well guess what? They are real and THEY ARE COMING FOR MR. KRABS!

Mr. Krabs screamed in fright!

Birdbrain: We're not making this up!

SpongeBob: Oh. (SCREAMS IN FRIGHT) NO NO NO! STAY BACK!

He lifted up a piano.

Nico: Wait where'd you get that piano?

KRASMASH!

He smashed it on top of Nico!

Nico: I'm okay!

I helped him up.

Me: Geez!

Sandy: We got to get everything ready for a huge attack.

Camie: I agree Sandy.

Princess Mindy: This is gonna be tough.

Varie: But we'll be ready.

Evil-Lyn: Are any of them steamed hams? (Season 7 Episode 22)

Nico: I don't think so.

Qin: Yeah I remember that gag.

Sakura Knudson: Me too. That was funny how Skinner got Krusty Burgers and called them Steamed Hams.

Nico: (LAUGHS) Yeah that was funny.

Sixshot: Are they edible?

Me: They are Krabby Patties so they are edible.

Camie: Yeah.

Varie: It'll be awesome to eat them.

Nico: Yep.

SpongeBob: It sure will.

Plankton: Just be glad they aren't made of chum.

Shiva: So there's no harm in eating them.

Nico: Nope.

Lola: Yeah. Besides this is gonna be awesome.

Varie: Yeah it sure will.

Camie: We're going to need a lot of sauce and stuff.

Evilseed: How many spatulas do we need?

SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs opened a room and showed a HUGE Arsenal. Condiment blasters, pickle bazookas, onion grenades, cheese cannons and more. Even spatula swords.

SpongeBob: I think this oughta be enough.

Me: Nice!

Ember McLean: Damn, That's a lot!

Nico: No kidding! It's perfect!

Lola: Yeah it sure is!

Varie: I agree!

We loaded up on it all.

Puff: How far are they?

Eli: (Concentrates) 500 yards and closing.

Me: Whoa!

Nico: They're moving fast!

Camie: Yeah!

Cheetah: They're fast for big patties.

Nico: Lets go get them.

We went to face them.

We went out of the restaurant and we saw a dust cloud approaching fast from over the horizon.

Camie: Here they come.

Lola: Yep.

Bonz: Let me summon my monsters.

He summoned his monsters like Pumpking and many more.

Qin: Nice!

Camie: Yeah!

Nico: This is gonna be good.

Livewire: Entrance time!

We went at the Krabby Patties.

The giant Krabby Patties were coming and just as they got to the Krusty Krab, a massive wall of fire appeared around the Krusty Krab and blocked them and then the spirits of burgers appeared and they swirled around them and then they converged and then...

KRABBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

A massive fiery explosion blasted off above them and then a phoenix cry was heard and we came out ready for a fight!

Me: ORDER UP!

Nico: Toasted Krabby Patties with a side of fries to go please!

MetalSeadramon: And we forgot the fries!

I got out fry cannons and they were loaded with potatoes.

Nico: Nice! ATTACK!

We fired ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise and relish blasters, onions, pickles and more!

SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT!

The blasts hit the patties and they exploded!

KRABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM! KRABBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!

Cassidy and Takumi charged at them!

Cassidy transformed!

Cassidy: POWER OF THE WATER!

STANDING BY!

Takumi: HENSHIN!

He transformed and was ready!

They blasted the patties with water and energy.

The patties exploded!

Horsea ate them!

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!

I went at one and ate one!

CHOMP!

Nico and Eli and Lola ate some of them.

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!

Poromon ate some.

CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!

They were huge and awesome!

But then we heard a LOUD ROAR and a massive rumble was felt!

We then saw a MASSIVE 500 FOOT TALL KRABBY PATTY!

It roared!

Nico: Well fuck.

Me: UH OH!

Eli: That mother of all patties!

I grew to its size and then smashed it on the bun!

SMASH!

Camie: WOOHOO! Take that!

CHOMP!

Patrick ate some of it.

I then smashed the patty!

KRASMASH!

But then...

KRASPLAT!

I splattered everyone all over Krabby Patty slop!

Nico licked it off him.

Nico: Yummy!

Then Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard came.

Nico: Scorcher, Firepower, Evil Star, Key, Overdrive, El Diablo, Toyman, Villamax, Wolf and Weather Wizard.

Scorcher: I toasted some Pattie's on the way here.

Overdrive: I just used a vehicle to run them over

Evil Star: Either way, we thinned out their numbers.

Me: Awesome job.

Key: (to Nico) We heard you had another rescue here.

Nico: We sure did.

Firepower: (to Aurico) Nice job getting a Kyogre.

Aurico: Thanks. It was cool.

?: I agree.

A figure came and it was CHRISMISERY ORG from episode 41 of Gaorangers


The greatest actor among the Orgs, Rasetsu enlisted him in a plan to turn children into his favorite drink, Dream Juice. To accomplish that, Chrismisery Org assumes the guise of Christmas Org (クリスマスオルグ Kurisumasu Orugu), giving presents to children as a sign of good will, but actually giving them the stockings that would trap the children to begin the process. Furthermore, he tricked Kakeru into thinking the Orgs are tired of fighting. As a result, Kakeru befriends the Org by giving him his G-Phone. Once the trap is sprung, Chrismisery Org assumes his true form and attacks the other Gaorangers until Kakeru manages to break free before using the Hyakujuuken with extreme prejudice on the Org. Tsue Tsue revives Chrismisery Org, who died at the hands of GaoIcarus in spite of aiding Rasetsu in his master plan.


Eli: Chrismisery Org! I remember you! You were sent to turn children into Dream Juice and Kakeru gave you a phone which was nice of him. Too bad it was a trap.

Xenia: Yeah.

Chrismisery Org: That was cool though.

Nico: Yep.

Chrismisery Org: Am I two months early?

Me: Well yes you are. I actually looked it up and there are no Halloween themed orgs. Man what a rip off.

Chrismisery Org: Well I can still try again next time in December.

Varie: True.

Nico: Lets get it on!

Me: COME ON YOU APES! YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!?

We got the battles underway!


Jason Lee Scott, Indigo Zap, Ellie Singh, Emily Lenior Tzeentch, Mary Garcia, Victorica Meadows, Sea, SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Patrick, Sandy, Pearl, Rarity, Sweetie Belle, Water Skylanders, Snaptrap and Nautilator vs Scorcher, Firebrand, Firefly, Axel, Evil Fire Man, Evil Flame Man, Evil Scorch Woman, China White, Chick Hicks, Vikings of Takar, Lemongrab, and Nariaka Utsumi - Nico's rescue in Bikini Bottom and we battled Evil Squidward who had busted out of prison and has beaten up EVERYONE in Bikini Bottom minus Sandy to the point where they were totally dismembered alive and Varya Pohzar the Old Entity Cthugha Gene-slammer transformed against him


Scorcher was first.

Scorcher (to Jason): Nico's rescue was in Bikini Bottom, where he battled Evil Squidward, who had busted out of prison and beat up EVERYONE in Bikini Bottom minus Sandy to the point where they were totally dismembered alive! Varya Pohzar the Old Entity Cthugha Gene-slammer transformed against him

Jason: She sure did and it was awesome! Now we've seen the last of Evil Squidward and so has the rest of the world.

Indigo Zap: Boy no kidding there! That was so fun though!

Sea: It sure was! And we used a lot of funny gags on him.

Rarity: We sure did darlings and it was fun/

Sweetie Belle: We used the Sushimaker, Sea Bears, Sea Rhinoceros, the transmogrification ray and more.

Gill Grunt: And this time we banished him to the Black Gates.

Scorcher: Good riddance. Lets do it!

Jason: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!

THUNDERCLAP!

Jason: TYRANNOSAURUS!

He transformed and was ready! He used the Mighty Morphin gear and they fired waves of energy and water, ice and jewels and smashed them down


Aurico, Gretchen Holland, Woz, Universe 666 Nightmare Moon, Universe 666 Daybreaker, Nathalie McKee, Squidstrictor, Melissa Edinborough, Manny Armstrong, Helen Wheels, Pierce, Alan Albright, Michael Morningstar, Sunny Tennyson, Rainbow Dash, Scootaloo, Air Skylanders, Sonata Dusk and Transquito VS Firepower, Titanium Man, Crimson Dynamo, Ironmonger, Living Laser, Melter, Grizzly, Volcano Man, Wind Kang, Bad Rayman, Flamite, and Akira Otoishi - Us battling Another Evil Fire, Water, Life, Undead, Air, Magic, Tech, Earth Minions, Katty Katswell, Tri-Klops, Master Zik, Evil Butane Man, Jean Jacket and Barbed Wire Org who were the embodiments of Orca, Gale and Chocolate Dopants as well as the embodiments of Princess Luna and Princess Celestia


Firepower was next.

Firepower (to Aurico): Nico, Leon's team, Artie Ziff's team, and the others did good battling Another Evil Fire, Water, Life, Undead, Air, Magic, Tech, Earth Minions, Katty Katswell, Tri-Klops, Master Zik, Evil Butane Man, Jean Jacket and Barbed Wire Org. They were the embodiments of Orca, Gale and Chocolate Dopants as well as the embodiments of Princess Luna and Princess Celestia

Aurico: That was so awesome to see! Also we got a really crazy experience seeing Tom and how much he goes crazy for it!

Gretchen Holland: You should have seen what happened. Tom goes absolutely cuckoo bonkers for Chocolate.

Squidstrictor: He loves chocolate so much that he can't get enough of it.

Melissa Edinborough: Yeah no kidding there!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah That was crazy! I have never seen anyone like chocolate that much next to Pinkie Pie.

Scootaloo: Yeah no kidding there!

Whirlwind: That is awesome.

Firepower: Boy that is awesome. Lets do it!

Aurico: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! RED AQUITAR RANGER POWER!

He transformed and was ready! Aurico used the Alien Gear and they fired waves of energy, wind, rainbows and lightning and smashed them down.


Tommy Oliver (Zeo), Doom Patrol Elastigirl, Tsuyoshi Kaijo, Gohan, Van Fanel, Prohyas, Narina, Ariel, Ariel's Sisters, Eli, Melody, Athena, Varie, Fluttershy, Tornado Bolt, Seabreeze, Life Skylanders, Block Man and Search Man VS Evil Star, Magneto, Evil Magnet Man, Evil Metal Man, Yost Magneto, Darth Maul, Count Dooku, Stormy, Quadraxis, Yashamaru, UA Electro, and Butch - Lincoln's rescue in Maryland, and we battled Clones of Giff, Giffdemos, Anomalocaris Deadman, Wolf Deadman, Queen Bee Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Sabertiger Deadman, Chameleon Deadman, Batta Deadman, Rex Deadman, Mammoth Deadman, Kamakiri Deadman, Megalodon Deadman, Kong Deadman, Lion Deadman, Spider Deadman, Daiouika Deadman, Kangaroo Deadman, Cheetah Deadman, Brachio Deadman, Kurage Deadman, Harimogura Deadman, Oumu Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Koala Deadman, Orangutan Deadman, Shark Deadman, Elephant Deadman, Anomalocaris Deadman, Rafflesia Deadman, Mandrill Deadman, Octopus Deadman, Turtle Deadman, and Ookami Deadman and we met the gene-slammer of Tearlaments Merrli named Merrli Harper (PANTS) WHEW!


Evil Star was next.

Evil Star (to Tommy): I heard Lincoln's rescue in Maryland. He battled Clones of Giff, Giffdemos, Anomalocaris Deadman, Wolf Deadman, Queen Bee Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Sabertiger Deadman, Chameleon Deadman, Batta Deadman, Rex Deadman, Mammoth Deadman, Kamakiri Deadman, Megalodon Deadman, Kong Deadman, Lion Deadman, Spider Deadman, Daiouika Deadman, Kangaroo Deadman, Cheetah Deadman, Brachio Deadman, Kurage Deadman, Harimogura Deadman, Oumu Deadman, Planarian Deadman, Koala Deadman, Orangutan Deadman, Shark Deadman, Elephant Deadman, Anomalocaris Deadman, Rafflesia Deadman, Mandrill Deadman, Octopus Deadman, Turtle Deadman, and Ookami Deadman and we met the gene-slammer of Tearlaments Merrli named Merrli Harper. (PANTS) WHEW!

Tommy: Boy all the Deadman! That was awesome to see! Now we have all the powers of the Deadman.

Doom Patrol Elastigirl: We sure do and that is cool.

Narina: That is so awesome.

Fluttershy: We all thought it was awesome.

Tornado Bolt: It sure is.

Seabreeze: (Swedish Accent) Ja that is for sure.

Stealth Elf: Yeah no kidding.

Evil Star: Yeah. That is for sure. Lets do it!

Tommy: IT'S MORPHIN TIME! ZEO RANGER V! RED!

He transformed and used the Zeo Gear and they fired waves of energy, leaves, grass, flowers, fruit and weeds and smashed them down.


T.J. Johnson, Supernova Zap, Shinnosuke, Sakura Adachi, Alisandra Lamhing, Cetus Twins, Moira the Horus, Pharaoh Atem, Tea, Yugi, Eli, Joey, Tristan, Kaiba, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Earth Skylanders, Hornet Man and Magma Man VS Key, Shade, Grundy, Copperhead, Toyman, Grodd, Tala, Emperor Z, Phantom of the Bwahpera, Karate Kong, Splatter Phoenix, and Whale Imagin - BOSS BLITZ GALAXY WAS NEXT!


Key was next.

Key (to TJ): BOSS BLITZ GALAXY WAS NEXT! Nico faced a lot of... old friends!

TJ: Yeah that was so awesome to see!

Supernova Zap: I agree there! We were amazed to see all that.

Moira: That was awesome to see them.

Applejack: Boy it sure was fun.

Apple Bloom: Yeah it sure was awesome.

Flashwing: It sure was.

Key: Glad they had fun. Lets do it!

TJ: SHIFT INTO TURBO!

He transformed!

TJ: RED LIGHTNING TURBO POWER!

He transformed and was ready! TJ used the Turbo Gear and they fired waves of earth, rock, mud, boulders, lava, crystal and apples and smashed them down.


Andros, Mai Takatsukasa, Goro Sakurai, H.O.O.D., Camille Casterwill, Nathalia Gorgorio, Lhotwe, Flik, Atta, Dim, Black Widow, Heimlich, Slim, Francis, Gypsy, Manny, Twilight Sparkle, Starshine Sparkle, Magic Skylanders, Birdbrain and Bristleback VS Overdrive (Marvel), Overload, Cinderblock, Plasmus, Melter, Living Laser, Grizzly, Yost Living Laser, Chykka, Machine Gun Gamma, Hellhound, and Gammaizer Magnetic - The Mascots made an action movie


Overdrive was next.

Overdrive (to Andros): The Mascots made an action movie. And what vehicles can I use here?

Andros: Plenty of boats but yeah they made an awesome action movie.

Mai Takatsukasa: Yeah that was really awesome! And all of it not only was on TV but it also happened for real.

Lhotwe: We were really amazed about that!

Twilight Sparkle: We sure were and it was so awesome to see.

Starshine Sparkle: It sure was and we were really proud of the Mascots.

Spyro: That is for sure and they did a great job.

Overdrive: I'm proud of them! Lets do it!

Andros: LETS ROCKET!

He transformed and was ready! He used the In Space Gear and they fired waves of magic and stars and smashed them down.


Leo Corbett, Ophelia Nefertiti, Katherine Swendleton, Tarantulas, Crow Hogan, Carly Atlas, Nayori, Ace, Power Pack, Kazuma, JAKQ Rangers, White Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland), Alice Liddell, Starlight Glimmer, Cozy Glow, Undead Skylanders, Sixshot and Barrage VS El Diablo, King Shark, Killer Frost (Suicide Squad), Harley Quinn, Deadshot, Toyman, Shade, Fire Lord, Lard Lad Statue, Shadow Raker, Crow (Nefarious), and Necrolai - The Movie showed them smashing and pulverizing and blowing up an actual terrorist group in a warehouse! WOW! And it resulted with a lawyer being arrested for treason for real


El Diablo was next.

El Diablo (to Leo): The Movie show the mascots smashing and pulverizing and blowing up an actual terrorist group in a warehouse! WOW! And it resulted with a lawyer being arrested for treason for real.

Leo: Yeah we were shocked to see that! It was all over the news!

Ophelia Nefertiti: We were shocked and amazed how it all happened for real.

Nayori: Yeah that was so cool!

Starlight Glimmer: The Mascots not only made a great movie but it also turned into a real event.

Cozy Glow: We were floored seeing that.

Hex: We sure were.

El Diablo: Ay Caramba! That is amazing! Lets do it!

Leo: GO! GALACTIC!

He transformed and was ready! He used the Lost Galaxy Gear and they fired waves of energy and skulls, bones, blood, magic, stars and lightning and smashed them down.


Carter, Serafall Leviathan, Lena Windsor, Griffex, Evaranae, Talika, Magician of Faith, Witch of The Black Forest, Fire Princess, Lady Assailant of Flames, Aqua Spirit, Dark Magician Girl, Elemental HERO Lady Heat, Pinkie Pie, Maud Pie, Featherweight, Tech Skylanders, Pharaoh Man and Turbo Man VS Toy Man, Shade, Captain Cold, Black Manta, Captain Boomerang, Grodd, Grundy, Vomiting Frog Prince, Stinky Cheese Man, Fat Bandit, Fire Plant, and Talika - Giant Krabby Patties are after Mr. Krabs!?


Toyman was next.

Toyman (to Carter): Giant Krabby Patties are after Mr. Krabs!? Just when I thought I've seen everything!

Carter: Yeah these patties are as tall as people and houses and they are REALLY HUNGRY!

Serafall: But they only want Mr. Krabs!

Magician of Faith: I don't know why but they are really dangerous.

Pinkie Pie: But they are delicious too!

Maud Pie: (Monotonously) They sure are tasty.

Featherweight: Yeah even though they are monsters they are still food.

Sprocket: That is for sure.

Toyman: You got that right. Lets do it!

Carter: LIGHTSPEED RESCUE!

He transformed and was ready! He used the Lightspeed Rescue Gear and they fired waves of energy, metal, gears and lightning and smashed them down.


Wes Collins, Edwayl Mauroriane, Sarah Gilgamesh, Ingenica, Kassia, Anaitis, Nayari, Ariel, Ariel's Sisters, Eli, Melody, Lily the Mermaid, Varie, Sunset Shimmer, Pipsqueak, Fire Skylanders, Amorpho and Ember VS Villamax, Fireor, Chillyfish, Quakemon, Whirlin, Strikning, Vilevine, Garble, Dwarfstar, Psycho Yellow, Piecemeal, and Garbage Mout - These Krabby Patties are massive! As big as people!


Villamax was next.

Villamax (to Wes): These Krabby Patties are massive! As big as people!

Wes: And some as big as houses! Wow! And they are still tasty.

Edwayl: (Breton Accent) They sure are lads!

Nayara: Boy no kidding but they are awesome.

Sunset Shimmer: I'll say! (BURPS) Oh sorry. I ate one and I'm really bloated.

Pipsqueak: (British Accent) But they are still awesome and tasty Krabby Patties nonetheless.

Sunburn: Yeah they sure are.

Villamax: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!

Wes: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!

He transformed and was ready! He used the Time Force Gear and they fired waves of energy and fire and smashed them down.


Cole, Lilith Sahl, Jeanne Sorensson, Misty Tredwell, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, Cassie Covvington, Ultimate Way Big, Yumi Korra, Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra, Anguirus, Godzilla 1998, Godzilla 2014, Princess Luna, Moondust, Snowdrop, Children of the Night, Dark Skylanders, Cheetah and Fuzzy Lumpkins VS Wolf, Universe 666 Pigma, Leon, Universe 666 Andrew, Panther, General Scales, Sarumarine, Queen Cannabis, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, Gabby Gator, Dr. Felonius, and PPG Sandman - The M.O.E. Would be perfect for these patties


Wolf O Donnell was next.

Wolf (to Cole): Our ranks Would be perfect for these patties. And for a good reason.

Cole: Because Mount Lady has them as her archenemy and they are perfect for her.

Lilith Sahl: That's right and they are awesome and powerful and perfect for her.

Ultimate Way Big: Yeah that is for sure.

Yumi Korra: We couldn't believe they were real and we thought they were made by SpongeBob's imagination.

Princess Luna: Yeah that was crazy.

Moondust: It sure was crazy for him back then.

Snowdrop: Lily told us what happened and coincidentally this happened to Lincoln but with Lynn-Sagna.

Gari: No kidding! That was awful.

Wolf: Yeah no kidding there. Lets do it!

Cole: WILD ACCESS!

He transformed!

Cole: BLAZING LION! WILD FORCE RED!

He was ready! He used the Wild Force Gear and they fired waves of energy and darkness and smashed them down.


Shane Clarke, Star Girl, Jake Holling, Zaina Zemperyous, Kathleen and Kerry Meel, Wendy Valerious, Sasami, Mr. Krabs, Mama Krabs, Lola, SpongeBob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs Nephews, Princess Celestia, King Solar, Solar Eclipsa, Amber Morning, Light Skylanders, Silver Banshee and Livewire VS Weather Wizard, Shade, Grodd, Toyman, Captain Cold, Black Manta, Captain Boomerang, Uchoten, Etemon, Water Elementor, Thunder Kang, and Water Kang - SpongeBob imagined these patties when he got scared of them because of going 43 days without sleep.


Weather Wizard was next.

Weather Wizard (to Shane): SpongeBob imagined these patties when he got scared of them. All because of going 43 days without sleep.

Shane Clarke: Yeah and that was before Mr. Krabs went to prison and Lily started working there.

Star Girl: We were shocked that happened to him.

Sasami: It was crazy that happened!

Princess Celestia: But this happened before the team was made and formed.

King Solar: Yeah that was nuts.

Solar Eclipsa: And Mr. Krabs was locked in that rivalry with Plankton too.

Amber Morning: No kidding. Plankton's plan was to use Sleep Deprivation to get SpongeBob to crack and reveal the formula.

Spotlight: That was nuts!

Weather Wizard: Boy no kidding! Lets do it!

Shane Clarke: NINJA STORM! RANGER FORM! HA!

He transformed.

Shane Clarke: POWER OF AIR!

He used the Ninja Storm gear and they fired waves of light and wind and smashed them down


Sarah, Ed and Leni VS Gekkor


Gekkor was next.

Sarah: I'm ready for this!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Kevin, Lightning and Lynn VS Imperious


Imperious was next.

Kevin: Cha! This will be fun.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Rolf, Edwayl and Hunter VS Morticon


Morticon was next.

Rolf: Let the onion of agony soil your macaroon!

Rolf fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Nazz, Lola and Luan VS Hekatoid


Hekatoid was next.

Nazz: This will be good!

She fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Koichi, Jeri Katou and Takato VS Megahorn


Megahorn was next.

Koichi: I'm ready for this.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Charlie Brown, Kendra and Lola VS Great Pumpkin (Simpsons)


Great Pumpkin was next.

Charlie Brown: Bring it on.

He fired waves of energy and smashed him down.


Sougo Takiwa, Maxxine and Clyde VS Sarawareteiru of the Fairy


Sarawareteiru was next.

Sougo: I'm ready for this.

He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Cody Burns, Georgina and Optimus Prime VS Superspeed Sue (Big Hero 6).


Superspeed Sue was next.

Cody Burns: Bring it on!

He fired waves of energy and smashed her down.


Zayto, Cornelia and Tara VS The Toon Patrol


The Toon Patrol wass next.

Zayto: I'm ready for this.

He fired waves of energy and smashed them down.


Artha Penn, Trixie Lulamoon and Triple Berry VS Corrosion Ninja Fushokuruga


Corrosion Ninja Fushokuruga was next.

Artha Penn: This is gonna be awesome.

Artha fired waves of energy and blasted him down.


Wild Force Rangers, Megaforce Rangers, Agito Riders, Nico, May, Eli, Nunnally, C.C., Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily VS Chrismisery Org


Chrismisery Org was next.

Chrismisery Org: Boy those patties are huge and delicious.

Nico: They sure are.

May: Yeah they sure are.

Chrismisery Org: Yep. Lets do it!

Nico teleported and opened his safe and in it was a bunch of blasters called the Destroyers of The Giant Krabby Patties, they are a massive collection of blasters that'll really put the hurt on those Giant Krabby Patties and they also have a hidden button that'll activate shock collars that'll be put on them by Lincoln before he sends them to Vypra to make sure they're kept in line.

Nico teleported back with them.

Wild Force Rangers: WILD ACCESS!

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! WILD FORCE!

They turned into the Wild Force Rangers!

Agito Riders: HENSHIN!

They transformed too.

They were ready!

Cole: JUNGLE SWORD!

Nico: JUNGLE BLASTER!

Cole: SAVAGE SLASH!

Nico: SAVAGE BLAST!

He slashed the monster first and then Nico fired and energy blast and the rest of the group fired waves of energy and elements. The blasts hit him and he exploded!

KRABBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

He was dead!

Nico: Merry Christmas ya filthy animal. You have failed this city.

Troy Burrows: Rangers that's a Super Mega Win.


We regrouped

Noah: Time for blue power!

Tsukasa: Under the sea!

Kamen Ride: Forever Blue!

Tsukasa turned into the blue rangers and Daiki summoned clones of the Blue Rangers.

Megaforce Rangers: LEGENDARY RANGER MODE! FOREVER BLUE!

They turned into the Blue Rangers from Mighty Morphin to Lost Galaxy.

Maria: Take this too! (TURNS DIAL) LIGHTNING POWER 6!

She summoned Electrocutioner, Evil Plug Man, Boxing World, Yost Zzzax, Universe 666 Eddie Quist and Goatan.

We went at the patties and blasted and smashed them.

Raimusa, Wrenges, Lyssta, and Nivenna Blasted and smashed them

Blurr, Runabout, Rocko and Heffer used the Earth Cyber Planet keys and they enhanced Blurr's electrolaser and Runabout's particle beam rifle and Heffer and Rocko's powers 100-fold.

Rocko and Blurr: ANGUS STEAK LIGHTNING BLAST!

Heffer and Runabout: CHICKEN PARTICLE BLAST!

Troy of Red and Blizzard: RED MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Jake of Green and Etemon: GREEN MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Noah of Blue and MetalSeadramon: BLUE MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Orion of Silver and Harpymon: SILVER MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Gia of Yellow and Bonz: YELLOW MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Emma of Pink and Dayu: PINK MEGAFORCE BLAST!

Lynn Sr. The great Chef and Puff: CHEF CHEMICAL BLAST!

Optimus Prime of the Autobots and Evil-Lyn: AUTOBOT ENERGY FURYBLAST!

Mallow of Grass and Evilseed: GRASS POKEMON BLAST STORM!

Raiden of the Lightning and Aqueduct: LIGHTNING THUNDERSTORM BLAST!

Kim Possible of the Spies and Lady Shiva: SPY NINJA BLAST!

Pinkie Pie, Little Cheese, Cotton Candy, Cloudy Skies & Sugar Rush, EXA Theta, Tech-Gear, Spider-Strike, Dr. Ciel Ratchet, Omega, D.E.C.K., TransMechanoid, Tex Gravity, Maud Pie, Marble Pie, Limestone Pie, Cheese Sandwich, Three Stooges, Mr. & Mrs. Cake, Pumpkin Cake, Pound Cake, Alizarin Bubblegum, Somnambula, Silverstream the Hippogriff, Tech Skylanders and Chang Chengku: GEARS OF LAUGHTER BLAST!

They fired a massive blast of energy and elements.

Pinkie Pie, Lily, SpongeBob, Lincoln and Mr. Krabs: LAUGHING KRABBY PATTY BLAST!

They fired waves of energy and Krabby Patties.

Lincoln: BURGER ELEMENT STYLE: STEAMED HAMS!

Entrapta: BURGER LIGHTNING STYLE: CHEESEBURGER!

Perfuma: BURGER NATURE STYLE: VEGGIE BURGER!

Frosta: BURGER ICE STYLE: STEAK BURGER!

Jessica Kaios: BURGER FIRE STYLE: CHILI BURGER!

Toph: BURGER EARTH STYLE: PATTY MELT!

Chie Satonaka: BURGER WIND STYLE: JUCY LUCY!

Girl Jordan: BURGER SOLAR STYLE: DIABLO BURGER!

They fired waves of energy and elements and they formed into said burgers!

Lincoln and his harem: BURGER FINAL SMASH: BURGER EXPLOSION!

They fired explosive burger shaped ki blasts.

Lincoln: Alright, you giant patties, it's over!

Lincoln fired a massive rainbow energy blast which hit the Giant Krabby Patties and sent them to The Masters of Evil's HQ through a portal he opened up.

Lily: That'll teach those overgrown monster patties! And stay out of The Krusty Krab!

Nico: Vypra will make sure those Giant Patties stay out. Alright, awesome job, gang, we took down the Giant Krabby Patties.

Lincoln: Now, there's only one last thing to do and one last loose end to tie up: Hircine, The Daedric Prince of Hunting.

?: You all will make excellent trophies, my prey!

Suddenly, the twelve large planets and stars orbiting around my legs, the twelve large planets orbiting around Lincoln's legs, the eight large orange orbs orbiting Linka's legs the nine large orange orbs orbiting around TLPS Ms. Tarantula's legs, the ten multi-colored orbs orbiting around Duke Lincoln's legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the Loud Sisters' legs, the eleven colored orbs orbiting around the legs of The Loud's friends, the eight large dark blue orbs orbiting around Ed Cowart's legs, the nine large midnight blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Wolf's legs, the nine large crimson red orbs orbiting around Naruto's legs, the eight large crimson red orbs orbiting around Tahu, Vakama, and Nate Adams' legs, the eight large fiery red orbs orbiting around Zach Gurdle's legs, the eight large silver orbs orbiting around Clyde McBride's legs, the eight large black orbs with the Eye of Horus orbiting around Cody (OC)'s legs, the eight large black orbs orbiting around Lars and Dudley Puppy's legs, the eight large pink orbs orbiting around Lexx Loud's legs, the nine large rose pink orbs orbiting around Steven Universe's legs, the nine large green orbs orbiting around Lynn Sr.'s legs, the nine emerald green orbs orbiting around Yakko Warner's legs, the nine large sapphire blue orbs orbiting around Wakko Warner's legs, the nine large hot pink orbs orbiting around Dot Warner's legs, the nine and eight large marine blue orbs orbiting around Liam and Leif Loud's legs, the eleven large scarlet red orbs orbiting around Lynn's legs, the eleven coral red orbs orbiting around Timon's legs, the eight large blood red orbs around Marco Diaz's legs, the nine large aqua blue orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Shark's legs, the eight large blue orbs orbiting around Skippy, Sean Bolton, and Loki Loud's legs, the eight large sea-foam green orbs orbiting around Loni Loud's legs, the nine large yellow orbs orbiting around TLPS Mr. Snake's legs, the eight large yellow orbs orbiting around Lane Loud's legs, the eight large brown orbs orbiting around Larry Loud's legs, the eight large light green orbs orbiting around Levi Loud's legs, the eight large lavender orbs orbiting around Leon Loud's legs, the eight large colored orbs orbiting around Bobby Santiago and Nico's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Twilight Sparkle and her friends, the eight large aqua and ocean blue orbs orbiting around Varie, William Dunbar, and Adam Lyon's legs, the eleven large aqua blue orbs orbiting around Girl Jordan's legs, the eleven large colored orbs orbiting around Timmy Turner's legs, the eleven large gold orbs orbiting around Alex the Lion and the eight large gold orbs orbiting around Takanuva's legs, the nine large pink orbs orbiting around Rita's legs, and the eight large purple orbs orbiting around Luke Loud's legs and Menat's legs, along with our gems on our large gold Bracers of The Champions of the Universe and the Stones of Gelel that were embedded in the backs of our left hands and our gold halos with four orbiting gold rings surrounding the corners behind our heads were glowing, and that means we've got big trouble incoming, and the imps of The Fabled Gene-Slammers were already hissing with anger.

Lincoln formed a massive indestructible diamond barrier with absorption energy surrounding the barrier that protected all of us from a massive volley of darkness blasts that came flying out of nowhere, and when they hit the barrier, they were absorbed and flowed into us and we grew even stronger and the barrier remained strong.

Lincoln: (Catches the scent) There's no mistaking the smell of blood from anywhere, come out from the shadows, Hircine, or we will force you out.

A male figure wearing a deer skull emerged from the darkness, and it was none other than Hircine, Daedric Prince of Hunting.

Mara: Hircine, I should've known you'd show up here, the smell of blood drew you here like a moth to the flame.

Hircine: Once all of you are dead, all humans will be forced to kill each other and embrace the hunt!

Elise Dragonball: You bastard, you think we're gonna let you get away with that?! Hell no!

Suddenly, Elise Dragonball's blue eyes turned neon blue and she was surrounded by an orange and dark blue energy aura with stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, she unholstered her massive golden Dragon Ball-embedded greatsword from her back, and as she approached Hircine, she left orange and dark blue energy, stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels with every step.

Elise Dragonball: You really make me sick to no end, Hircine, you're just as evil and destructive as the rest of the Daedric Princes, but what makes you truly despicable and sickening is that you manipulate mortals to embrace their wild side, that's the reason why you're responsible for the lycanthropy in the world of Elder Scrolls. That ends here and now, consider this your last hunt.

Suddenly, Elise Dragonball was surrounded by a massive vortex of orange and dark blue energy, with stars and light surrounding the vortex, there are dragons, phoenixes, angels, and Prima flying around the vortex, and in the vortex is a black phoenix with red eyes glaring at Hircine: the red eyes of eternal death. Then, as the vortex faded, Elise Dragonball emerged, but she was changed forever.

Elise Dragonball grew from 7'0" to 7'9" in height, she has large gold metal bracers on her biceps and thighs, and she now has eleven large orange orbs orbiting around her legs, she has the body of a goddess, she has orange and dark blue highlights in the bangs of her long midnight black hair and orange hairband and she has a large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting golden rings on each corner behind her head, she has neon blue eyes and an orange and dark blue energy aura with stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels surrounding her and immense protective neon rainbow aura with all of the elements swirling around it, she has Prima and the Eternal Dragon Shenron emblazoned on her forehead and Third Eye with blue iris, she has on dragon earrings with blue gems for eyes and holding the Star, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in its talons, she also has Prima and the Eternal Dragon Shenron with blue gems for eyes and holding the the Star, Light, and Eternity Kanjis in his talons for the second pendant on the bottom of her orange dragon-shaped Element of Harmony, along with the gold Thunderbird pendant of her Elemental Thunderbird Necklace of Eternal Love necklace with orange crystal links from her merged Crystal Necklace of the Buddha and orange gems and replicas of The Seven Dragon Balls embedded on the gold lightning bolts, and she also has on her white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker Necklace of Eternal Love. Elise Dragonball has on a short-sleeved orange blouse, sleeveless dark blue top, orange skirt, dark blue knee-high high-heeled boots with butterfly buckles, and long sleeveless white trenchcoat with stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels on the coattails, and on the back is Prima and the Eternal Dragon Shenron surrounded by stars and silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with angels surrounding a dark blue gem with neon glowing orange and dark blue lights equipped with recognition of her and fits an infinite number of items and component for her Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in. Suddenly, Elise Dragonball felt a sharp pain on her back, and then, her massive midnight black angel wings with orange tips on the large midnight black purple feathers grew much bigger for her new body and she also now has eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails with orange tips and orange markings, Elise Dragonball has on her Ring of the Phoenix with large orange gem and heart-shaped gem embedded in it on her right ring finger and Star Sapphire Corps ring on her left ring finger and Stone of Gelel embedded in her left hand.

Suddenly, Elise Dragonball's massive gold Dragon Ball-embedded greatsword and all the greatswords and swords that she'd gotten began to merge together, and they were surrounded by a kaleidoscope of orange and dark blue energy, stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels, and when it emerged, it was transformed into Elise Dragonball's Cosmic Eternal Seven Dragonball Solar Light Phoenix Angel Greatsword of Cosmic Eternal Seven Dragonball Solar Light Phoenix Angel Justice, it's a brand-new massive greatsword with embedded dark blue gems and replicas of The Seven Dragon Balls and Prima and Shenron the Eternal Dragon etched on the 7'8" massive, wide, double-edged gold blade, large gold dragon heads for the crossguard, large white angel faces built into both sides of the hilt and large orange gems embedded in their foreheads, longer midnight black handle, four large gold dragon heads with blue gems for eyes and on the bottom of the large gold dragon heads is a large gold dragon head with blue gems for eyes and orange gem in its mouth for the pommel, Elise Dragonball has on her large gold Bracers of The Champions of The Universe with large dark blue gems on her wrists and Dragon Ball Bracelet on her left Bracer, her large gold Belt of Elemental Bravery with a gold version of Prima's head with blue gems for eyes and large orange gem in its mouth for the belt buckle on her waist, large rainbow-colored leather and gold metal bound Elemental Spellbook of Harmonious Justice, Eternal Harmony, and Equestrian Peace and Talisman Cards of The Universe and Talisman Cards of Eternal Elemental Harmony on her right hip and Eater of Sins revolver holstered on her left hip. There's an orange kanji with red stars in between the kanji below Prima and the Eternal Dragon Shenron that said, "Elise Dragonball, Gene-Slammer of Prima and Embodiment of Dragon Ball, Powerful Twin Sister of Pan, Loving Daughter of Gohan and Videl, Loving Granddaughter of Goku and Chi-Chi, True Immortal and Powerful Warrior of The Universe, Loving Guardian Angel and Future Wife of Lincoln Loud, Despiser of The Wet Bandits, Archenemy of Universe 666 Princess Man-Die, Destroyer of Hircine, Amazing Member of Team Loud Phoenix Storm, Brave Warrior of The Cosmos, Protector, Defender, and Savior of The Universe, Multiverse, and Beyond, Ambassador and Beacon of Hope to The Universe, Master of The Powers of Friendship and The Elements, Master of The Fury of Celestial Xelnaga, Master of The Black Gates, Ultimate Force of Ultimate Good, True Goddess of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust, Destroyer and Slayer of Evil, Deranged, Murderous, Ruthless, and Sadistic Bastards, Amazing and Powerful Student of Amazing and Powerful Teachers, and Master of Stars, Light, Dragons, Phoenixes, and Angels"

エリーゼ・ドラゴンボール、プリマのジーン・スラマーでありドラゴンボールの化身、パンの強力な双子の妹、悟飯とビーデルの愛する娘、悟空とチチの愛する孫娘、真の不滅で強力な宇宙の戦士、愛する守護天使と未来リンカーン・ラウドの妻、濡れ盗賊の軽蔑者、宇宙六百六十六の大敵マン・ダイ王女、ハーシーンの破壊者、チーム・ラウドの素晴らしいメンバー、フェニックス・ストーム、コスモスの勇敢な戦士、宇宙の守護者、擁護者、救世主、マルチバース、そしてその先へ、宇宙への希望の大使であり灯台、友情の力と要素のマスター、天界のゼルナガの怒りのマスター、ブラックゲートのマスター、究極の善の究極の力、真実、正義、愛の真の女神、思いやり、希望、許し、勇気、美徳、決意、忠誠心、正直さ、寛大さ、優しさ、無私の心、勇気、信頼、悪の破壊者と殺害者、狂った、殺人的、冷酷でサディスティックなろくでなし、驚くべき強力な生徒そして強力な教師、そして星、光、ドラゴン、フェニックス、天使のマスター

Elise Dragonball has transformed into SUPER ANGEL-PRIMA-DRAGONBALL EMBODIMENT-DRAGON-PHOENIX-HARMONY UNITED FRIENDSHIP UNIVERSAL ETERNAL CELESTIAL XELNAGA DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT PRIMA DRAGONBALL EMBODIMENT PHOENIX ANGEL OF DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT PRIMA DRAGONBALL EMBODIMENT PHOENIX ANGEL JUSTICE AND DIVINE COSMIC ETERNAL SOLAR LIGHT PRIMA DRAGONBALL EMBODIMENT PHOENIX ANGEL LOVE!

We were amazed by Elise Dragonball's Super Angel-Prima-Dragonball Embodiment-Dragon-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga transformation and when Lincoln saw her, he had an atomic red blush on his face, hearts in his eyes, and his nose was bleeding. But, when Hircine saw it, he ran at her to kill her, but Elise Dragonball fired a massive barrage of orange and dark blue energy, stars, light, dragons, phoenixes, and angels which hit Hircine and was sent flying into a tree, he got back up, but he was already ready to fight.

Selene Arcangela: Incredible, Elise's transformed, and by the looks of it, it looks like Hircine's ready for a fight.

Lincoln: This is one fight that's going to end with his blood getting spilled.

Elise Dragonball: (Divine Echoing Godly Voice of The Eternal Cosmic Starstorm Prime Gene-Slammer Dragonball Embodiment Dragon Phoenix Angel and Divine Cosmic Eternal Cosmic Starstorm Prime Gene-Slammer Dragonball Embodiment Dragon Phoenix Angel Love) He deserves to get torn apart.

Lincoln let out a growl as his abnormally massive and powerful muscles grew much bigger and then, white fur grew all over him but it still really showed his muscles and eight-pack abs, his nose changed to a wolf's and his face elongated to a wolf's, his long wild white hair remained the same, along with his massive white angel wings, and his large golden halo in the center with golden angel wings on the bottom side and four orbiting large golden rings on each corner behind his head turned blue and he let out a loud and powerful howl as he turned into Lincoln the Nocturnal.

Then, Lincoln unholstered his massive Lincoln Loud's United Friendship Hinon's Almighty Eternal Friendship Universal Cosmic Storm Greatsword of True Almighty Cosmic United Friendship Universal Storm Hope Elemental Bravery and True Unbreakable Eternal Bonds and transformed into Super Angel-Ebonwu-Thunderbird-Vampire-Werewolf-Buffalo-God-Phoenix-Harmony United Friendship Universal Eternal Celestial Xelnaga Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel of Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Justice and Divine Cosmic Harmony Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Mythological God Phoenix Angel Hope, and his new greatswords were ready as the sword pendants on his large white and gold accented Elemental Thunderbird Choker of Eternal Love were glowing, and he joined Elise Dragonball.

Lincoln: (Divine Echoing Beastly Godly Voice of The Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust and Divine Godly Universal Mythological Cosmic Harmonious United Friendship Elemental Thunderbird Buffalo Vampire Werewolf Phoenix God Angel of Truth, Justice, Love, Compassion, Hope, Forgiveness, Valor, Virtue, Determination, Loyalty, Honesty, Generosity, Kindness, Selflessness, Courage, and Trust) You've got some nerve coming here to try and manipulate mortals to embrace their wild side, Hircine, what you're planning on doing is trying to revert humanity and the world to its primal state, and for that, you're going to be ripped apart!

Elise Dragonball and Lincoln went after Hircine, and they fired extremely powerful blasts of rainbow energy, orange and dark blue energy, slime, fireworks, rainbows, storm clouds, gold halo rings, quintessence, life energy, illusions, crosses, planets, sea creatures, nightmare creatures, sports equipment, leaves, plants, pumpkins, dark lightning, pumpkin fire, swords, fruits, animals, music notes, psychic blasts, jewels, starships, imps, butterflies, moths, spades, hearts, aces, diamonds, clubs, Fire, Ice, Water, Wind, Lightning, Earth, Lava, Light, Darkness, Crystals, Wood, Stars, Time, Nature, Gravity, Blood, Magic, Rainbow Crystals, Rainbow Super Lightning, Rainbow Fire, Sand, Blue Fire, Bubbles, Steam, Nebulonic Gas, Suns, Aurora, Light Magic, Dark Magic, Black Magic, Satanic Magic, Moonlight, Explosions, Fairies, Vampires, Tigers, Buffalo, Thunderbirds, Phoenixes, Elemental Dragons, Werewolves, Demons, Banshees, Spirits, Fiends, Zombies, Elemental Angels, Alicorns, Angels, Archangels, Outer Gods, Mammoths, Pegasi, Windigos, Tortoises, Succubi, Incubi, Hydras, Qilins, Centaurs, Sauropods, Theropods, Mermaids, Basilisks, Cockatrices, Cerberus, Perytons, Griffins, Sphinxes, Hippogriffs, Manticores, and Mythological Animals at Hircine, and they exploded with incredible power as they hit him.

Then, Lincoln and Elise Dragonball attacked him with energy slashes from their massive greatswords leaving scars on her and Lincoln left many more by firing rainbow energy slashes with his gold-plated claws and his two new massive greatswords and Elise Dragonball also did the same by firing orange and dark blue energy slashes from her massive greatsword, and he and Elise Dragonball attacked her hard with punches, kicks, and karate chops and they're super mega-painful because of their superhuman strength, along with elemental blasts, and this was enough to drive Hircine mad with rage.

Hircine: YOU! YOU! (ANIMALISTIC ROAR)

Hircine went after Lincoln and Elise Dragonball in a fit of rage, but Lincoln and Elise Dragonball fired energy blasts at Hircine and they summoned dragons to attack Hircine and he was really scarred by their furious attack.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers, and he stabbed them into Hircine's chest, and then, Lincoln began absorbing Hircine into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of his divine powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of Hircine except for his clothing, and he banished Hircine to The Black Gates. We cheered wildly for what Elise Dragonball and Lincoln did as they holstered their massive greatswords on their backs and powered down and Elise Dragonball's new body, clothes, weapons, jewelry, Third Eye, eleven massive and long midnight black wolf tails, large gold halo with four orbiting gold rings on each corner behind her head, eleven large orange and dark blue orbs orbiting around her legs, and massive midnight black angel wings are permanent.

Elise Dragonball: Your lies end here, you animalistic thrill-seeker. Thanks for helping me destroy Hircine for good, Lincoln.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice)(Smiles Warmly) You're welcome, Elise. Now, let me. (Touches Lincoln's left forearm)

Elise Dragonball: (Smirks) But, don't change back just yet.

Suddenly, Elise Dragonball wrapped her arms around Lincoln's waist, as her chest pressed against Lincoln's massive pecs and her stomach pressed against his eight-pack abs, which'd brought an atomic red blush to Lincoln's face, and he wrapped his abnormally massive and powerful muscular arms around her waist, which took her by surprise and brought an atomic red blush to her face. Then, as Lincoln leaned down to Elise Dragonball's face, they kissed passionately as she moved her hands onto Lincoln's massive pecs, and behind them was a Thunderbird, Phoenix, Dragon, Mermaid, Angel, Fairy, Succubus, Windigo, Prima, and Shenron flying in the air, and we saw a herd of Buffalo and many animals running across the field and elemental forces and light shining behind them and we cheered wildly. Then, Lincoln and Elise Dragonball sucked in and absorbed the elemental forces and light and they came back to us as the display vanished.

Me: That was one awesome battle, you guys, and Elise, you really did awesome!

Nico: No fooling, you really fought like your twin sister and family, and you and Lincoln defeated Hircine and as Lincoln the Nocturnal no doubt, and Lincoln ended it by absorbing him.

Lincoln: (Beastly Voice) Yep, but The Daedric Princes aren't giving up that easily.

Suddenly, the rainbow gem of Lincoln's silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding it on his back started glowing

Lincoln: Uh oh, trouble.

Eini: Yep. Now, let's see who's causing trouble.

Me: Uh oh! INCOMING!

Then, we saw who it was causing trouble: it was clones of Tenjuro Banno and all of the Roidmudes.

Shinnosuke: What the? Clones of Banno and all of the Roidmudes?!

Lincoln: Whoa!

Our jaws dropped to the floor!

CLANG!

Eli shut our mouths.

Nico: WHOA! This is really quite an army!

Lincoln: You said a mouthful, and I'm gonna enjoy absorbing all of them!

Lincoln fired powerful rainbow energy blasts at the clones of Tenjuro Banno and all of the Roidmudes and knocked them down.

Then, Lincoln turned the tips of his tails into Cell's Stingers which opened into large suctions, and one by one, he latched them into the clones of Tenjuro Banno and all of the Roidmudes, and then, Lincoln began absorbing them all into his body as he and all of us assimilated all of their powers, strength, and abilities and his abnormally massive and powerful upper and lower body muscles grew and bulged even more and veins formed on his body, and his massive white angel wings with aurora and orange tips spread out and glowed and his halo glowed along with his rainbow energy aura with elemental forces and mythological animals flared up extremely and he began growing even stronger.

When Lincoln was done and the stingers changed back, nothing was left of them, and he sent all of their souls to The Black Gates. Suddenly, Lincoln had gotten Shift Cars, Signal Bikes, and Viral Cores with all the Roidmudes' symbols on them, and they were all put into his silver 28th Century Hi-Tech Futuristic Miracle Box backpack with phoenix, thunderbird, buffalo, angel, vampire, and werewolf surrounding a rainbow gem with neon glowing rainbow lights equipped with recognition of him and fits an infinite number of items and components for Eini, the Universe 666 Miraculous, Familiars, and Bakugan to rest in and it easily attaches itself onto his back, along with the Rouse Cards, Faiz Phones, Wizard Rings, Gaia Memories, Advent Cards, O Medals, Fuestles, Eyecons, Gamma Eyecons, Zeronos Cards, Rider Tickets, Vistamps, and Astroswitches.

Shinnosuke: Wow, now you have Shift Cars, Signal Bikes, and Viral Cores with all of the Roidmudes' powers.

Lincoln: Yep, next time, I'm hoping we get to face the clones of the Yggdrasill Corporation.

Nico: Now, that would be awesome, and we'd also have access to their powers as well. So, Lincoln, who are we meeting on your rescue tomorrow?

Lincoln: I've got just the person: Reinoheart Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Reinoheart.

Shaylen Harper: (GASPS) One of my sisters, that's awesome, and you guys will love meeting her, Reinoheart Harper is Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the third of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like Shaylen Harper, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Reinoheart that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane! She also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Lisa at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was disowned by her family and was forever blacklisted by the entire science community and thrown in a nuthouse for the criminally insane.

We gasped.

Nico: Whoa.

Lincoln: Yeah, it may have made Lisa's worst fears come true, but thankfully, it didn't drive her mad like those hit by Shaylen's sword.

Me: Still, that's really powerful.

Shaylen Harper: That's right.

El Diablo: I roasted some.

Weather Wizard: I destroyed some with a thunder storm.

Toyman: Either way, they're dealt with.

Villamax: Anyone still hungry?

Wolf: (laughs) Because I'm hungry like the WOLF!

Nico: (LAUGHS) Hey good one! But we got lots of patties to eat!

Qin: We can make all kinds of Krabby Patty foods.

Nico: Yep. Great job today everyone.

SpongeBob: (To the viewers) This was a fun adventure.

Nico: Yep.

We went and cleaned up everything and then went back home and enjoyed ourselves for the rest of the day and went to sleep.

THE END


Another chapter done.

This is the sequel for Fear of a Krabby Patty. Except it's where those huge Krabby Patties are real.

NicoChan11, JediAvatarOfShinobi, Omegahatchiyak12, kolbdog323, XP4Universe, Darkhai, vinjedi1995, Drako1234658, Nflemingful, Hynageneral, BumbleSparkle, EtstheClarenceandTLHfan and ninjakingofhearts gave me the ideas for this and so did the guest reviewer. Thanks guys.

For the next rescue Nico, The Ripping Friends, Ellie Singh, Evelyn Burmingham, Jen Tennyson, Eddy, Yugi, Tea, Jaden, Jesse Anderson, Allenby Beardsley Knudson, The Hernandez Sisters, Yost Magma, Rin Nohara, Woz, Bai Tza, Sabrina Lorelai the Despair from The Dark Gene-Slammer, Albedo, The 1983 D&D Gang, Donbrothers, Irina Krafla the Granity Gene-slammer, Kora Lexxington, Olivia Houou, Nataša Marečková, Nalanie Nanthavong The Vorash Gene-Slammer, Brynja, Sissi Delmas, Anna Anyanova the Destiny HERO Dark Angel Gene-slammer, Daring Do, Lizzie Strong the Great Blue Windrunner Gene-slammer, Emam Reynolds the Living Tsunami Gene-slammer, Wendy Sapphira, Reggie Hjorleifsstræti the Five Headed Dragon Gene-Slammer, Qin, Miku Yuuki, Princess Anita, Granity, Rei Miyamoto, Saya Tekagi, Saeko Busujima, Shizuka Marimoto, Kamen Rider (1971), Hibiki Riders, Agito Riders, Kabuto Riders, Den-O, Kiva, Decade, W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard Riders, Blade Riders, Faiz Riders, Gaim Riders, Drive Riders, Ghost Riders, Ex-Aid Riders, Build Riders, Zi-O Riders, Zero-One Riders, Saber Riders, Dragon Knight Riders, Granity, Samurai Jack, Ashi and her sisters, Changeman, Jetman, Dairangers, Zenkaigers, Chloe Bourgeois, Shanan, Rita Loud, The Goths of Darkness, Zarya Moonwolf, Applejack, Apple Bloom, Twilight Sparkle & Friends, Sunny Starscout, Izzy Moonbow, Hitch Trailblazer, Pipp Petals, Zipp Storm, Misty Brightdawn, Wallflower Blush, Alice Kingsleigh, Rachel Stavenport, Kate Lloyd, Carol Pusateri, Hailey Helios, Kia, Jenna, Lina, May, Maria, Danica Metrois, Kaalia of The Vast, Varie, Sakura Valencia, Xenia the Xerneas, Bhavna Radhakrishnan the Xerneas Gene-Slammer, Bridgette, Eli, me, Sakura Knudson, Arrietty, Aylene Carter, Gabrielle, Littlefoot and friends, Fu, Nicole Knudson, Spiderman and his counterparts, Kaina Tsutsumi, Nick Logan, Sh'Lainn Blaze, Camie, Kaoruku Awata, Himiko, Ibara, Toru, Sirius, Tsuyu, Ochaco, Luz, Amity, Gus, Willow, Hunter, Felicia Wittebane, Carly Atlas, Misty Tredwell, Zuria, Tony Jones, Edyn, Strag, Momo, Girl Jordan, Leeli, Sora Phaaze, Venus, Earth, Vinyl Scratch, Airazor, Rhinox, Cheetor, Rattrap, Tigatron, Janeen Aran, Lincoln, Leni, Laney, Lana, Lola, Lisa and Lily as well as Taskmaster, Ticklepuss, Weevil Underwood, Hotstreak, Shearfear and Gnat as well as Brody, Ayla, Takeru, Hannah the Brave and Aethia and we're going to Paris to battle a clone of the Horrificator and this is gonna be awesome as we battle our worst nightmare monsters. Also we're going to battle Another Billy Bob Scroggins, Ghost of Captain Cutler, Frozen Fright, Thunder Terror, Magma Gloom, Toxic Horror, Louie PoisonSea, James Nixon McGarfield, Overdrive, Plumeria, Daemon, Meramon, and Regirock, Regice & Registeel and those are going to be the Embodiments of Starlight Glimmer and Rose. Also we're going to meet a Blast Man gene-slammer and her name is Becca Dynamite, ancestral descendant of Grandma Dynamite from The Flintstones.

For tomorrow, the match-up is for Melanie Martinez, Gene-Slammer of Muscle Medic, and she and Lincoln are going to destroy Molag Bal, Daedric Prince of Domination

For Lincoln's rescue tomorrow, Lincoln and his group are heading down to Brazil, but we got bad news: clones of the Inves and The Yggdrasill Corporation were sighted, and it was due to Mindy's scheme of revenge, so Lincoln's going to take them down and absorb them. And we're going to meet Reinoheart Harper, Gene-Slammer of Tearlaments Reinoheart, she's Lincoln's Guardian Angel from Michigan and the third of eight sisters, she has powerful mastery of darkness and water and she is known for her amazing swordsmanship skills, and like Shaylen Harper, she has a magic sword that was made by Tearlaments Reinoheart that can cut through even the strongest of metals and her sword also has the power to make them go insane! She also took on all of the meanest bullies in the city after that were after Lincoln and she slashed them all over and filled up a maximum security insane asylum in one day. She even took down Lisa at the worst of her fury and rage, and one slash from her sword made her worst fears come true: she was disowned by her family and was forever blacklisted by the entire science community and thrown in a nuthouse for the criminally insane.

Next up is the crazy episode SquidBob TentaclePants and that one was a REALLY WONKY one.

See you next time