The Academy Duelist
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Naruto x ?
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''Normal Speech''
Inner Thoughts, Dialogue, or reading passages from books and scrolls
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Author's Note
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Another classic getting a reimagining. I haven't updated this fic in so long. I can finally get rid of the bad and improve the good. Making this story its own thing. With that enjoy this reimagining.
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Story Start
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''Duel Monster cards are made up of: Monster Cards, Fusion Monster Cards, Ritual Monster Cards, Effect Monster Cards, and finally, Trap Cards and Magic Cards. While Magic Cards are divided into Normal Magic, Continuous Magic, Equip Magic, Quick Magic, Ritual Magic, and Field Magic.'' Asuka Tenjoin answered in explicit detail in response to Chronos's question.
"Bellissimo!" said Professor Chronos as she smiled and clasped his hands together. "You had no difficulty at all. That Question was far too simple for Obelisk Blue's Signora Asuka, was it not?"
"It was just a basic question," Asuka replied, sitting back down into her seat.
Professor Chronos looked around the class.
"Now then…" he said, his attention focused on Naruto and Shou. "Signore Marufuji!"
Shou stood up quickly in his seat, replying nervously.
"Y-yes, sir!" said Shou.
Professor Chronos smiled, making Shou a bit more nervous.
"Please explain to us what field magic does," Professor Chronos said.
"L-Let's see...…f-field… magic is…" stammered Shou. "That it's...uuh...''
''Even a kindergartner knows that kind of stuff!" Someone from the class, specifically Obelisk Blue remarked.
The Obelisk Blue section of the class began to laugh, Manjoume also snickered as Shou's face flushed from embarrassment. The Ra Yellow section began to laugh as well, though quietly, Daichi just stayed quiet. Naruto looked at Shou, smiling reassuringly to him.
"Just relax Shou. If you don't know you don't know. Just be sure to study next time that's all.''
Shou stayed still, frozen from embarrassment. Professor Chronos looked at Shou, smiling somewhat from the reaction he expected.
"Very well, then," said Professor Chronos. "You may step back."
Shou sat back down in his seat as Professor Chronos went on about his reaction.
"You can't even answer the basics of the basics," Professor Chronos said, shaking his head. "...as expected of Osiris Red.''
Shou looked down,''I know what it is, but I was too shy…"
''Hey sensei,'' Naruto suddenly started. ''Knowledge and dueling ability aren't exactly the same right? Despite the fact I'm in Osiris Red I still managed to beat you with a half hearted deck.''
Professor Chronos gritted his teeth as Naruto smirked and bit his handkerchief he took out really hard to prevent himself from doing something inappropriate during class.
"Mamma Mia!" Professor Chronos said through his teeth.
The Osiris Red section of the class as well as a few from the other two began to laugh at Professor Chronos's reaction. Naruto held up a V sign with a goofy grin, having noticed the looks on him. Asuka looked at Naruto, intrigued by his behavior.
Chronos quickly changed topic to reign in his temper. "Now as you should know there are monsters you can only summon by combining two or more monsters. Anyone who isn't too dimwitted will know I'm talking about fusion monsters."
"Hey Naruto," Jaden leaned over to speak with his friend. "If we were to have a test just on fusion monsters, that'd probably be the one time I'd get an A."
"Considering how often you been sleeping through classes this week I believe you." Naruto responded with a chuckle. "I never considered you a fusion specialist. Are you a specialist of Gladiator Beast of the Five letter monsters?" he asked as Judai's expression morphed into one of a clueless student taking a test.
"Ok. Maybe if it was about elemental hero fusions."
"I'd find it easier to believe that. As for me, I know about a lot of fusion types, but I don't use them myself. I rely on specialty types that support each other and whose strategies and setup rely throughout the duel."
"Yeah, I saw your entrance duel against that Chronos-sensei," Shou said. "Those were some pretty cool monsters you used against him."
"Thanks Syrus. Though you haven't seen anything yet." Class soon came to an end as the group found themselves in their next class. Naruto still couldn't help but wonder still how alchemy pertained to a children's card game.
Daitokuji was now explaining to the class what alchemy was as he sat down behind the podium, petting his cat in his lap.
"Well, alchemy is literally creating metal, particularly gold, from items without metal, but…" he explained as he continued to pet his cat. "…in a broad sense of the word, it's a skill where you attempt to transform and shape ordinary substances into complete substances..."
Naruto was paying little attention as he was day dreaming. He and Asuka were sitting on a bench. His arm was wrapped around her shoulder.''Oh Naruto...your arms are so big and strong. So manly. I want you! I want you now!'' Just about when they were to get it on Naruto was interrupted from his wonderful, sexy dream.
"Naruto-Aniki, thanks for earlier," Shou said, Narurto looking at him with misty eyes.
Naruto cocked his head and looked at Shou. ''You...you ruined my wonderful dream for that?''
"Huh?" Shou blinked.
Daitokuji finished his explanation and looked around, his smile ceasing as his attention was on Shou and Naruto whose widened eyes were alert that the professor was looking at him and Shou. Syrus quit talking unless you want a second teacher on your case.''
''Marufuji-kun," called Daitokuji.
Shou quickly stood up from his seat nervously. "Y-Yes, sir!" said Shou.
Daitokuji smiled at Shou."Can you help me catch Pharaoh?" Asked Daitokuji.
Shou looked perplexed, beads of sweat rolling down the sides of his face from anxiousness."P-Pharaoh…?" Shou said questioningly.
Daitokuji smiled."It's my cat," he answered.
Shou looked at him owlishly before jumping up slight at a loud meow and the feeling of something rubbing against his leg. He looked down and saw a fat cat, Pharaoh, rubbing against his leg.
Elsewhere within the Main Academy Building in an office room, Professor Chronos was writing on a paper with a Quill, gritting his teeth at the events that happened earlier that day.
"How dare that whiskered bastard humiliate me like that!" He said to himself, placing down the Quill on his desk. "If you think that I will leave it at that, then you're sadly mistaken."
Professor Chronos folded the paper neatly and placed it inside an envelope. Taking out something from his desk's drawers, he stuck it onto the envelope as a makeshift seal. He grinned as he looked at the envelope; its topmost flap now sporting the makeshift seal that kept it closed…a pink kiss print. ''This is good...'' Chronos then laughed an evil laugh as he gazed upon the result of his work. He was now going to get his revenge on Naruto, all because the blond beat him in a children's card game.
Naruto lucked about and noticed Shou wasn't there. Today is not that kid's day.
The groups of boys were soon greeted by a woman in her twenties. She had maroon-colored hair with a thick spike of it hanging over the right side of her face. She had dark grey eyes and wore a lilac and white uniform with the Academia emblem on the right part of the jacket over her was wearing silver, lilac-gem earrings and lipstick the same shade of maroon as her hair and looked quite 'healthy' in the right places.
''Hello students, I am Ayukawa-sensei. I will be your health and fitness teacher. I also happened to be the head Nurse, nice to meet you all.''
''Wait a minute. Now that I think about. Why the hell is there a Gym class as well at an academy dedicated to teaching people how to play a children's card game?' Naruto asked he was so confused. Though the best answer was probably so the students would exercise and not become obese or something along those lines.
Elsewhere Professor Chronos appeared in the boy's locker room. He looked around cautiously and then began to open every locker, searching for Naruto's locker.
''Where could that trouble maker's shoes be?" Professor Chronos asked himself. As he opened each locker. ''What luck. Each of these lockers is unlocked.''
Professor Chronos kept searching through the lockers, stopping when he spotted Naruto shoes within the locker, a name label confirming that they were the right ones. Professor Chronos snickered and placed the letter right on Naruto's shoes, grinning widely afterwards. He then left the room quickly, not wanting to be caught.
Shou who was not having a good day rushed into the locker room. He went to his locker where Naruto's shoes were coincidentally stored. The latter's locker was filled with all sorts of snack cakes and such he sold to the other students. When asked how he inquired them the blond merely said trade secret. Said blond was also making a killing with 'Chumley' as he called their roommate for simplicity being his biggest customer.
Shou noticed a letter on top of the shoes. ''Could this be...' He noticed the letter and looked to his right and left suspiciously. He hid behind the lockers to read the letter in private.
"'From the first time I laid eyes on you, I liked you. I can no longer contain the hot burning passion within me. I want you...'' Shou began to blush. The things that followed were not for a child's eye.
"'Tonight, wait at the back of the girl's dorm. -Tenjouin Asuk-WHOA!" He startled and fell back. ''I...I got a love letter from Asuka-san?' he thought to himself as he began to fantasize about the unlikely meeting.
''Shou-kun!''
''Asuka-san!''
The field with flowing flowers day dream came and went.
That night Naruto returned to the dorm room. As nice as it was the ogle the sexy teacher/slash nurse he could have wished there were some female students in red or hell even yellow. Quite a few in blue were snooty and wouldn't give him the time of the day because of his placement. Forget his nice attitude, nice fit body, or duel prowess apparently statuses were everything. And what the hell did gave those girls the right to be snooty. The only reason half of them got into blue was because Blue was the only one with decent plumbing with several showers and separate sex dorms.
This pissed Naruto off his father more than anything that an an Asexual bastard like Kaiba was too cheap to fit the other dorms properly.
''Hey Koala-man.''
''Hey...you got the snack cakes?''
''You got the money?''
Elsewhere at the Obelisk Blue Dorms. ''Honestly, Asuka's figure is outstanding. Everyone's Jealous!'' One of the girl's declared.
''Stop staring, will you!'' Asuka chided as a faint red blush of annoyance appeared on her face. ''It's embarrassing!''
''Momoe's bust is getting a bit bigger, no?'' Junko teasingly asked.
''Oh, My...where is Junko-san touching?''
Professor Chronos gritted his teeth as he hid within a bush in the back of the girl's dorms, specifically behind the girl's bathhouse ignoring the loud chatter of the girls. Having been waiting for a good amount of time for Naruto to come, Professor Chronos was the ginger tipped blond had yet to come. His plan was nowhere near close to completion.
The blonde-haired professor gripped the camera in his hand that he was going to use on Naruto had that ginger-tipped bastard arrived to use as evidence to report his for late night trespassing around the girl's dormitory…which boys are not allowed to intrude unless invited and only during the day! And of course the Head Master would be too stupid to ask why Chronos was at the dorms. It was the perfect plan.
'I'm getting laid! I'm getting laid! Asuka-san, I'm coming!' Shou thought as he rowed to his destination.
''So what's up with you and the Uzumaki boy?'' The reddish-brown haired girl asked the blonde.
''That Osiris red boy. Loud, cocky, and he seems to have no pride with who he socializes with. Right Asuka-san?''
Asuka though seem to be in here own world. ''Whatever is fine...'' She said, her eyes closed as if she was day dreaming. ''...that kind of guy...'' She turned seemingly unfazed by whatever the other girl was saying.
''Asuka-san!'' Exclaimed the reddish-brown haired girl as the dark haired girl asked her. ''Misawa from Ra Yellow is cool, isn't he?''
It would've been the perfect plan had Chronos not picked the wrong locker. From his spot in the bushes he spotted Shou. He sprouted out from the bushes with a horrified face. ''WHAT HAPPENED? HOW COME IT'S SHOU MARUFUJI!''
''Wha...'' one girl cried out.
''Aaah!'' another one scream as she hastily covered herself with a towel.
''A pervert!" a third girl cried out, pointing to the direction of where the cry came from.
Several girls cloud in pajamas and robes took noticed of the midnight prowler dressed Chronos.
''Someone get security!''
''Mamma mia! If I don't get out of here I'll be expelled instead.'' Now if only he had seen the ground was slippery when he slipped into the water.
Before Shou could realize what happened he was surrounded by over a dozen girls dressed in night clothes. Founding himself tied up and looking at the two girls who were bathing with Asuka earlier clad in towels.
''We have you now you pervert! You can't escape.''
Soon enough Shou found himself inside the illustrious Obelisk female dorm. It was filled with elegant curtain and drapes. The stairways and wall were painted with a fancy cold coloring and in the middle was a water fountain. With that type of money they could have at least got Osiris red a decent toilet.
"Ah, you said you received Asuka-sama's love letter?''
''Yeah that's right. So if you can let me go.'' Shou said with a face that said 'it was all a terrible misunderstanding'.
''Baka!'' The reddish-brown haired girl said. ''How can the Queen of Obelisk Blue, Asuka-san, give someone from Osiris Red like you a love letter?''
''I'm not lying. It said to wait at the back of the girls dorm tonight and was in my locker.'' Despite his hands being tied with a rope and bound he was able to pull the letter from his pocket. Asuka took the letter from his grasp to examine it herself. A small blush came to her face as she frowned. ''I wouldn't write such...dirty things.'' She found herself unable to come up with the words to describe what she saw.
The black haired girl got haughty and said, ''Guys from Osiris Red don't even know this?''
''Eh!" Shou adorned a look of confusion. ''...Then who is from?''
''Weird,'' The brown haired girl said noticing something. ''This is addressed to Uzumaki Naruto.''
''N-No way!'' Shou's face tightened in disbelief. She showed him the letter. ''It's true.'' A sweat dropped developed on the back of his head.
''You got lured here by a fake love letter. You sneak in and worse yet you're mistaken about it. How pathetic.'' Junko chided him with a contemptuous look. She rested her bladed fists on her hips. ''Really, take responsibility for your actions.'' Junko, the brown haired girl continued.
''Yeah.'' Momoe agreed.
Asuka was quite through the whole berate-ment. ''Let's report this to the school.''
''How dare you peep into the bathroom! You have no dignity.'' Momoe accused him.
''I DIDN'T PEEP I SWEAR!'' Shou screamed, a panicked expression formed on his face.
''What are you girls doing gathered there?'' Ayukawa sensei asked as she stuck her head out of the hallway entrance.
The girl's shared a quick look and moved in front of Shou to hide him front sight.
''Nothing sensei. Sorry did we disturb you?''
''Whatever it is you girls should hurry up and get back to your rooms. Good night!''Ayukawa then promptly left.
''What are we going to do Asuka-san?'' Junko wondered.
''I have a bit of an idea of what happened.'' She folded her arms. ''Someone planned to frame Uzumaki Naruto as a pervert, so they borrowed my name to call him over.'' She smirked. 'Isn't this interesting. Sooner or later, I would have duel directly against him anyway.'
After somehow masking her voice Asuka sent a fake message to Naruto's PDA. Not more than five seconds later Naruto rolled up in a rowboat at the stairway.
''Whoa that was fast,'' Momoe stated.
''ANIKI!''
Naruto looked up as surprised plastered his face. ''You already figured out I was missing and being held hostage so you came to save me.''
''Yeeeeah...that's right Shou. That's the exact reason why I rowed over here to the girl's bathing area late at night. To save you...anyway, any reason why do these three have you tied up?'' Lucky bastard being tied up at the whim of three girls.
''This...can be a long story or a short story.''
''This guy peeped into the girls' bathroom!''
While Naruto acted appalled on the outside he was mentally congratulated Shou. Perhaps the boy had hope yet. Ah yes, Naruto would take him under his wing.
''I said I didn't peep!''
''If the school knows about it, he'll get expelled.''
''Hey you, how about you duel me?'' Asuka asked confidently as Naruto blinked in surprise. ''If you beat me, I can forget about the Peeping Tom Incident.
''I already said I didn't peep!'' Shou said, becoming annoyed at the accusation.
''And if I lose?'' Naruto wondered what she had in mind.
''Then you turn yourself in with him and become expelled as well.''
''Don't do it Aniki.''
''You know what Shou you're right. I shouldn't risk my spot to try to save you. It was nice knowing you...'' Naruto turned back as if he was going to get on the boat to the disbelief of the others.
''What are you doing!" Shou cried out in disbelief.
''Well you said I shouldn't do it.'' He pointed out as if it was the most simple thing in the world.
''I didn't mean it! That's just the type of thing you say...'' he explained, still shocked that Naruto was considering actually abandon him.
Naruto sighed, folded his arms and resigned. ''Fine, I accept the terms.''
Fifteen minutes later they were both on the lake with their duel disks ready. Both in boats with their respective dorm members in the boats.
Unknown to them, mostly Naruto not caring Chronos was not too far away watching this development.
''Duel!'' They both declared as their discs flickered to life.
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Naruto: 4000
Asuka: 4000
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''I'll go first...Draw!"' Asuka drew a card with her right hand as she gripped the rest of them in her left hand.
''I summon Etoile Cyber!'' A humanoid blue and red skin monster with long red hair appeared. Her attack power was that of 1200. (Only Rarely used, Major Plot Related or original cards will have their full details typed out.)
''Next, I put one card face down, and end my turn!"
Naruto had already begun visualizing his choice of background song which was none other than sexual healing. Dream Asuka was clutched onto Naruto's arm. ''I can't believe you beat me. I am so turned on right now.''
''Aniki!''
''Huh what...?''
''It's your turn.'' Shou said as Naruto came back to reality.
''Right my turn,'' He drew a card. ''I summon my Nogitsune level 4 in attack mode and attack your Etoile Cyber.''
Neglecting my face down how reckless. ''I reveal my face down card! Double Press.'' The card reverted the attack from Asuka's monster to her life points directly. Naruto was just as surprised as the others at that development.
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Naruto: 4000
Asuka: 2100
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''My trap also has the effect that the monster being attacked can attack an opponent directly. Not only that but my monster has a special ability to increase its attack by 600 when attacking directly.''
Said monster did a spin and seemingly kicked Naruto to the chest.
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Naruto: 2200
Asuka: 2100
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'Damnit it man! Why the hell do holograms seem to hurt?' He thought in annoyance as he clutched his hand. It was one thing when it was a Shadow game or someones dual spirit being destroyed but come on. ''You really are something Tenjouin-san. To think you would use such a strategy.''
''What? It's already over?''
Naruto placed two cards face down. ''My turn is over now.''
''Then, it's my pleasure,'' She drew another card. ''I summon Blade Skater in attack mode!'' Another duo colored female monster of violet and white with skate blades on her arm. ''Next I use the magic card, Fusion! The two become one, Cyber Blader.'' This time a bladed woman with all four color schemes and green haired appeared in the place of the two monsters. Its attack points were that of 2100. ''Now I attack your Nogitsune Level 4 with Cyber Blader.'' With a Spin kick level four Nogitsune was destroyed. ''I end my turn.''
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Naruto: 2000
Asuka: 2100
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''As expected of Asuka-sama, magnificent,'' Momoe praised.
''Just keep going like this and beat that guy badly,'' Junko followed up with.
''Come on Aniki do something. If you lose we'll both be expelled.''
''Calm down Syrus I got this...''
''Why do you keep calling me that? My name is Shou...'' the exasperated teen added.
''Yeah, whatever Syrus...I summon Ten-Ten the Weapons Mistress in attack mode.'' A brown haired Kunoichi wearing beige pants and a white shirt with a red dragon on it materialized. She takes out a scroll and summon a Bo Staff.
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Ten-Ten the Weapons Mistress
Level: 4
Type: Shinobi
Attack: 1900
Defense:1450
Attribute: Metal
Effect: When turned face up Ten-Ten the Weapons Mistress gains 300 attack points for every monster that has a weapon.
Second effect: You can destroy a monster on an opponent's side field that has a weapon for a thousand life points apiece.'
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''Thanks to her primary effect for every monster armed with a weapon she gains 300 points in attack including herself.'' His monster's card attack boosted by 300 points. ''Now I attack your Cyber Blader.'' The Kunoichi charged forward twirling her Bo Staff in hand. With a battle cry the kunoichi brought down her staff destroying the monster, but nothing happened.
''The hell?''
Asuka smirked and said, ''Cyber Blader's special effect: When the opponent has only one monster, it cannot be destroyed in battle.''
''I see...'' Well isn't that convenient. These Obelisk kids are something else. Man the only duelist I know that are half this good are the ones who are well known secondary ones.
''I end my turn.'' Naruto said.
Asuka drew a card. ''I play the spell card equip magic, fusion weapon.'' Cyber Blader's arm transformed into some sort of clasp like weapon and its attack power jumped up to 3600. Naruto whistled, ''Damn that's a hell of a power jump.''
''Now attack Cyber Blader, destroy his Ten-Ten the Weapon's Mistress.'' Right when it attacked Naruto played a trap.
''I activate Waboku. Not only do I lose no life points during the battle phase my monster remain unharmed.'' He said as the effect of Cyber Blader's attack was rendered useless.
''You really are something Uzumaki Naruto. I guess your win over Chronos wasn't a fluke after all. Manjoume's lost would have been accredited to his arrogance. I don't believe an Osiris Red can beat one of us blue.''
''You really believe that?''
''Prove me wrong by beating me then. Show me you're a skilled duelist that hasn't been riding on the coat tails of luck this entire time.''
''And then, he'll definitely will be expelled,'' added Momoe jovially. ''Show that Osiris red loser what happens when he challenges one of us blue Asuka-sama.''
''I don't care what you say about me anymore. I won't forgive what they say. I won't stand back and allow you to slander Aniki, who came to help me. DON'T LOSE ANIKI!''
''Of course, Syrus. I don't plan on losing.'' Naruto drew his next card and smiled. ''Sorry Tenjouin-san its been fun but it's time I end this. First I activate the spell Monster Reborn! I choose my Level Four Nogitsune.''
''What could will that do? Even with two monster's on your field to negate my monster's special ability your weapon's mistress at 2300 attack and Nogitsune at 1900 it still isn't enough to destroy my Cyber Blader.''
''Aah yes...that poses a problem.'' He said thoughtfully. ''Oh wait there is my face down card.'' He said as Asuka's eyes widen as a revelation came to her.
''I reveal my face down card. The spell card Raigeki!'' A thunder like strike rained down from above destroying her Cyber Blader. ''That leaves you open to attack. I attack with Ten-Ten the Weapon's Mistress and end this duel.'' The Kunoichi attacked Asuka's life points directly.
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Naruto:2000
Asuka: 0
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Asuka clutched her head as if she was in pain.
''Asuka-sama are you okay?'' Junko asked with concerned.
''And with that...the duel is done. As agreed I'm taking back Syrus...'' Naruto said as he took the rope from the girls.
''Right, as agreed we won't mention what happened today.''
''Hmph, don't get too cocky just because you won by chance.'' Junko said in annoyance.
''That's enough Junko!''Asuka chided her companion.
''A-Asuka-san.'' the girl reacted in confusion.
''A loss is a loss, Uzumaki-san beat me, so stop acting embarrassing.'' Asuka chastised the other girl.
''Despite it all you really were something Asuka-san,'' Naruto said gaining the three girl's attention. ''You're quite strong. I wouldn't be surprise if next time we duel that it'll be a lot closer than it was now. It could go either way if you work counters more into your strategy.''
Asuka wore a look of surprise on her face. Her title as queen of blue was more or less based on her looks. It seemed most of the others judge her based on her looks then apparent skill. It was refreshing for someone to compliment her on her dueling skills instead of her looks.
The Osiris's red sat down in the boat. ''Well we have to go. Pleasant dreams Tenjouin-san. Say goodbye Syrus.''
''Goodbye Syrus...damnit I mean my name is Shou, Aniki.''
A small smile graced Asuka's face. 'You certainly are an interesting guy Uzumaki-san.'' She looked down at the deck in her hand. 'I made a promise not to use that deck until final year or until I met a worthy rival.
Chronos scowled at this development. 'Uzumaki Naruto, next time, I'll be sure to get you expelled because you beat me at a children's card game.' But Chronos was far too tired for any more schemes that night.