Family Kitsune

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Naruto x Meg

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Story Start

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Fairly annoyed Naruto couldn't help but ask, 'Why did I agree to this again?'' as he helped unpacked the Griffin car, something Peter should have been doing, but he was too busy watching the portable TV he brought to the beach.

Meg left out a soft sigh and shook her head. ''Because my mom and I are getting along and hoping to mend bridges by my brother as well.'' Meg reminded the blond in hopes of pacifying him. She hoped that whatever issues my flair up would not result in them getting into an argument for it.

Meg just wished for a chance to mend whatever ties she had with her brothers or at least make some without the corrosive influence that hung over them for so long playing a factor.

Speaking of which, Chris was running along the beach, screaming as he swatted at the seagulls chasing him.

''Wow...'' Naruto said, slowly coming to realize that stuff like this was simply going to be happen in this weird little town.

Meg sighed with those soft, pouty lips of hers and leaned against Naruto's larger frame. ''You'll get used to it.'' she answered as she looked up at Naruto and began studying his face. He seemed to be scanning the speech as his face was a mixture of boredom and something else she couldn't quite describe. With a sigh he gently sat down the beach gear on the blanket that was laid out.

Unknown to the beach goers a single head was poking out of the water. It was a merman and he wanted revenge on humans for hunting his friends, the fish of the sea. Materializing a Sea Orb he began to summon a storm that would wipe out everyone on the beach. Before he could finish the specifics a shark came out of nowhere and snagged him in his jaws. The Merman screamed and flailed in pain as his blood spilled out and with that he was dragged under the water with his brewing storm having no master to command it.

Now normally Naruto would have noticed the screaming as the merman and shark weren't that far away, but of course he was too busy ogling Meg in her new white and red striped bikini to care about screaming. ''Hey Naruto...can you rub this sun-tan lotion on my back?'' She asked taking out a container of the sunblock from her things.

After everything was set up they began scouting out for something to do. Luckily a volleyball net that been set up was in good condition along with the boundaries already made with white sand.

With that said everyone got ready for a game of volleyball. Lois, and Meg versus Naruto and Chris. Suffice to say Naruto end up doing most of the work as Chris either hit the ball straight up, amazingly high as hell, but straight up over couldn't jump high enough to spike it over the net. In fact more then once the net had to be fixed because Chris fell forward and somehow ended up getting tangled in it.

''Hey Blond guy!''

With a sigh, Naruto quickly focused on the ball in front of him, managing to lob it over the net. As annoying as it was for Chris to call him that it was better then the beyond the possible mangling that people did before. For heavens sake there wasn't a damn Y in his name so didn't understand how people could mangle it that badly.

Louis and Meg both screamed, "Got it!" before diving towards the ball. Both missed. Naruto nearly keeled over in laughter, wishing he had a beer to top off how wonderful this entire scene was. After the game everyone got into the water with the exception of Peter who was drinking beer and watching TV, and Naruto and Meg who were walking along the shore were in the water. Stewie was placed in one of those floating devices by Louis and the others were just enjoying themselves by swimming around. The days had been getting increasingly hotter and as a result a nice day at the beach was the choice activity for today.

The two continued their walk, heading down to the far of the beach as they took in the sights. As the tide began to increase the two of them began leisurely wandering back up the beach towards where they had left their belongings, with their shoes dangling carelessly from their hands while their free ones were entwined.

The surfers were back in full swing, taking advantage and enjoyment of the building surf that would only continue to increase at a steady rate. ''The waves are getting bigger. '' Naruto couldn't help but notice. Something in the air wasn't right. ''I think we should go.''

''The surfers seemed to be enjoying it,'' Meg noted as one surfer wiped out.

Naruto missed her observation as he took notice of a grey cloud covering the sun. A cold chill brushed through the air and caused meg to shiver. ''It's gotten cold all of a sudden.'' she said as the salty and fresh air now began to feel chilly. She began shivering for a moment, but that ceased when Naruto wrapped his arm around her to warm her body with his warmth. ''Maybe we should go.''

The warm blanket of the sun had soon been replaced by chilling winds and rough waters. ''This definitely isn't normal. Let's go.'' Naruto said as they began rushing back to the others were. When they returned to the area a huge wave of water had crashed onto the beach. Stewie was buried up to the neck by the freakish amount of wind curtailing sand around him. Chris though was unceremoniously flopped onto the sand face down. Naruto rushed over and checked his pulse, the boy wasn't breathing so he bravely elbow dropped Chris in the chest causing the boy to jerk and cough up water.

Naruto found himself doing an examination on another talking dog after it had collasped from stomach issues. Apparently the dog had a stomachache. ''I think your dog needs its stomach pump.'' Naruto informed the hippie in green. ''What all did he have today?''

''A couple of hot dogs, some candy, some popcorn, a whole pizza, some dog biscuits, half a stick of cotton candy, a stack of pancakes, and several gallons of soda.''the boy listed off as Naruto's eyes narrowed.

''What the hell is wrong with you? My god...I'm sorry sir but I'm going to have to put your dog down!'' Naruto said as he pulled out a shotgun from the bag he was carrying.

''Noooo!"

''Naruto! You got to help my mom!'' she pleaded as she grabbed him by the shoulders pulling him away before he could murder the poor animal.

For a moment Naruto was startled, wondering where the hell Lois's husband was at when he spotted him, laying on the blanket and passed out. Lois's panicked screams grew louder and Naruto shot into action. Diving into the water he used his arms to push the water behind him as he closed the distance between him and Lois. He managed to have just gotten there before she slipped under the water from exhaustion. Placing her arm over his shoulders he kicked his feet as they slowly moved to shore. After a few minutes they made it back to the beach where he sat her down and administered the proper CPR techniques.

After a few moments Lois finally came too, coughing up water and looking rather pale. ''That was amazing Naruto!'' Meg said as she threw her arms around her room mate/friend/lover.

''Yes Naruto, Thank you!'' Lois said as she took a moment to catch her breath. She couldn't believe how close she came to dying and she realized something. What if she wasn't the only one that had been in the water? What if Naruto wasn't here? Her husband was nowhere near responsible enough to raise children on his own and it also made her realize how far she had let herself go. Now while she was considered one of the most attractive women in Quahog it was the fact strength was measured in more then beauty. She, a former swimming prodigy that could have competed in the Olympics needed to be save. All the drinking, partying, and drugs accompanying throughout the years took its toll.

Now while tho Jiujitsu lessons had tone her body and undone some of the physical degradation it wasn't enough. 'I've been putting this off for too long. It's time to face up to the facts Lois. You're no longer married to the man you fell in love with.' she thought, sending a scathing look to the sleeping Peter. Even though all this he was still sleep. 'And there is no way he can raise Chris and Stewie without my help. It's time I write up a new will and consider filing for a separation.'

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Yes it was a scooby doo reference.

No it was not bashing. Scooby Doo is the shit as I grew up on 80s and 90s cartoons. We old school up in here. Not any of that new shit.

Steven Universe is the exception.

Maybe Adventure time too. Oh and of couse anything DC and Marvel related gets a pass.

But not garbage like Ultimate Spiderman. Just wanted to point that out.

And yes I am on an update spree today. How nice of you all to notice.