Chapter 3 Lum the invader and training for UA.
Important side note Minato and Kushina's clothing are the ones that Rito's parents wears in to love ru.
In the UK London it was a normal day in the parliament when a giant shadow appeared over it. when accouple of citizens looked up. over in New York city A blond hair woman known as stars and stripes. watch in horror as a lighting stormed. appeared out of nowhere and a giant spaceship twice the size of the city came down from the clouds. Serval more ships came to land down somewhere in Ireland. as a farmer and his sheep looked in fear. "Jesus Christ," the man said the man has a sheep head he was a lamb man.
Up above the earth orbit in space the felt of ship as arrived over the planet earth, inside of one of the spaceships was giant man with horns on top of his black and green hair a man wearing yellow tiger strip button shirt V-neck shirt and pants. "Muha ha haa, woo hoo. Ah ready to cause some trouble, Let get some invading," Mr. Invader said. in a good mood as he looked at earth. with two stick figures running. "We're going to have a real whale of a time. Mhahahahahaha!"
with time skip Momo's Back Yard.
Naruto looked at the Giant of the man Oni then looked at everyone inside then back to the Oni back to those who are inside. "If you excuse me for a bit." Naruto said. as he walked back inside of Momo's home. But before that three red Invaders came at him with guns Naruto seeing this reacted as his fist started to glow with his ether gear circuits. "Magimech attack Gravity wave!" Naruto said as clap his hands a spread causing a green energy field to come out form him, this made the three came towards him a lot faster, Naruto Jump too them and punch them. Everyone looked at this in awe and amazement. as Naruto pulled in each of the aliens.
"Magimech attack Gravity fist frenzy!" The boy yelled.
"Whoa Oh ho nice punches kid that was ether gear wasn't it?" Mr. Invader asked Naruto.
"Yeah, my Gramps taught me it." Naruto said looking at his fist.
"Ether Gear?" Questioned a government official.
"It's basically space magi by using the ether energy that make up the universe." Minto said. "It was my father is the that taught him how to use it. do to him not having a Quirk we were told by his doctor Naruto's quirk was going to be a 20% chance of not showing. so dad to his time and train him."
Momo looked at Minato "You father, what was he?" she asked.
"Believe it or not he wasn't from earth he met my mother by accident after he crashed here in Japan." Minato said.
"So, Naruto is half Alien." Lala said with a beaming smile out of excitement.
"Yeah, thou he may look human dad was not from earth." said Minato.
"So was Naruto the child of your first wife," the GM said. Kushina grabbed the Man by his throght.
"Leason, you piece of shit I am not a second wife nor would my husband cheat on me I don't know how you found that info but you say one word to him we'll sue you so bad you be lucky to even be a desk jockey let alone work as one."
"What or you talking Kaa-chan." Kushina looked at Mito.
"We'll tell you two tonight." Minato said.
"Now, now Kushina let the poor man go," Nezu said as he walks outside.
An hour later.
"What I have to fight Alien invaders." Naruto said as he and several other cross legged.
"Yes what we were told by Mr. Invader is their computer has chosen you, you see It their tradition to at least. give the planet they are trying to conquer a fighting chance to stop." The GM said.
"And what do I get in return." Naruto said.
"What?" The GM yelled in shock. "You be saving the planet form an alien attack."
"Yeah, no I'll be saving the Quirkfull the ones that picked on my for have bad genetics and calling me Quirkless those scares don't fade away fast they cut deep." Naruto said to him. the Government agent looked at Naruto in anger. "What is it that you want?" He asked like he dark something toxic.
"Hmm..." Naruto hummed he then looked at Lala and remebered something that Zastin told him, about how Lala still has suitors and by chance they'll stop a nothing to get her. "Okay first I'll tell you this. see that girl with the pink hair and the devil tail." Naruto said pointing at Lala. The agent looked at Lala as well the alien oni.
"Yes, what about her?"
"She is also an alien."
"Oh, so she is a devilukean She must be Princess Lala Satalin Deviluke," Mr. Invader. "I've heard of hear form her father King Gid Lucione deviluke." Mr. Invader said.
"Yes, you see I'd told Gid to go fuck himself, Gid than aloud Lala to stay as my future wife after unknowingly touching her chest." Naruto said.
"Ha so doom if you do doom if you don't I understand Gid was always had this way with people He can blow up your plaint swatting a fly." Hearing this the Agent pale white. "Yeah but, tell me something. would a suitor do any means to get me to stand down like kidnapping a friend or my family target them to kill me?" Naruto said.
"what are you getting at."
"I want some people in Tartarus for Protection, just three prisoners Kaina Tsutsumi AKA Lady Nagant, Ikaruga one of the members of the Trinty Raven, and the Ice woman Akitsu." Naruto said.
"What you can't be serious those three dangerous."
"The three are but two were the government's best top-secret assassins until that was leaked the third was a girl around my age you guys threw in Tartarus cause she'd killed her abusive father. and she was and still is a friend she only in there, because of her father's tides to corrupted Official." Naruto said.
"I see what you are thinking Uzumaki-Kun but I doubt your neighbors would love to be living next to killers." Nezu said.
"Then the three of them Lala can stay here with me." Momo said cutting in this conversation. "After all you saw me in nothing, so you'll be taking responsibility won't you Uzumaki-kun." Momo said.
"Yeah, we're staying with Momo," Lala said as she happily jumped for joy.
"Have well known killers as well as a girl shun in at protecters." The agent said "Fine we'll Transferred under your care after we tell them. who knows maybe it well start something like a form of community service." Naruto grin at this "Oh and I would like a Quirk using license as well as a subport gear using license if I'm attacked by the aliens under self-defense," Naruto told the agent.
"I'll see if I can get you both the subport gear would be easier." The agent said. Naruto smiled at hearing that his demands are being taking under accountability. He then started to pore some of the tea into the cups.
"Okay then what did I have to do?" Naruto asked. looking a the big alien Oni.
"Gald, you asked you were pick by random to compete in a showdown of ten days in a game of tag." the Oni leader said. "If we lose this event, we'll give up and go home." Naruto then hand the Leader the tea in a bigger cup that Momo made.
"And if I lose, you'll take over our planet." Naruto said.
"That's right, Hahaha see you get what we're talking about." The Oni leader said. "Now let me introduce to your opponent." He said as a beam of lightning hit down a few feet away from them. and a figure took shape form the energy broke off to show a very beautiful and voluptuous young woman with yellow eyes and light blue shoulder length hair and wearing a yellow tiger bikini and boots. "This is my daughter. Lum She around you age." said the Oni king.
Naruto looked at her and blind. "Hello, I'm Naruto nice to meet," bowing down to her showing respect and being nice.
"Oh, I'm Lum like wise." Lum said. Naruto than pore her a cup as well. "Here has some tea you must be thirsty." Naruto said.
"Kid got some good manners," one of the other GMs said.
"Any who. to win the only thing you have to do is grabbed her horns in under ten days," Oni king said. "Are their other rules?" Naruto said.
"Nope other that that is a normal game of Tage." King Oni said. "Nezu, you go that right?" Naruto asked the lab rat.
"Yes indeed." Nezu said.
"Oh are you going to tag me then what will I have to grab?" Lum asked Naruto as she stretched back and hid her hands behind.
"My tail that seems fair right." Naruto told her. He then looked at her father. "Is that okay Ox King."
"Ox king huh I love the name you may call me that." Ox King said. "What is an Ox any way?" He asked.
"A Strong powerful animal that farms use to push the ground." Naruto said.
"You don't stay." Ox king said.
Later that Night Naruto and his family was back in there home as he and Mito were packing up for the move. after they were down Minato and Kushina had ordered take over form an Okonomiyaki and Ramen. now they were just waiting for the food.
"We'll make sure to call and comeback to the house to clean up," Naruto said to his parents.
"That good but that not what we're going to talk about," Kushina said looking at Naruto. "Is it why you asked Lala to stay with Lala." Naruto said. before that Left Kushina had asked Momo if Lala can stay with here for the night.
"Yes, you see, Naruto you are not our real child." Minato said. "It hurts to say it like that, but the truth is you real father is a friend of my name Hashirama Senji and Mother was a distant cousin to Kushina her name was Uzumaki Mito," Hearing this Naruto looked at Mito who was looking at away from Naruto. showing that she was already was told this.
"Hashirama was one of my childhood friends a his quirk could me planet grow faster than anything. when we were kids, he all ways wanted to be fireman to fight forest fires." Minato said. "But on the day, you were born a massive fire took place that almost burn down a city he manages to save a lot of live that day. when Mito hear this suffered a heart attack due to the stress of giving birth and the loss of her husband." Kushina said. "We were with your god parents if anything was to happen to them." Naruto then got up and hug them both. "Thank you for taking care of me even if you didn't have to." Naruto said.
Kushina said to tear up on his. Mito seeing this was about to leave to her room. but was then grabbed by Naruto and pulled into a hug as well.
Next day.
Naruto and Lum were in the UA's Sports field where the event was being held. Naruto wearing a tight track shirt that hug his chest, and bagging shirt pants. and Lum wear what she warns yesterday. one side was the people of earth than the other side was the invaders were Naruto saw man with blue and ren uniforms and hair.
[All right is everyone ready for the earth-shaking match up. of the year!] shouted a tall, slim man with long blond hair, which he wears spiked upwards in a large tuft behind his head, and a small brown mustache. He has rectangular eyes with concentric pupils and greenish-yellow irises (red in the manga), he is almost always seen with a large smile on his face, and is almost never drawn with nostrils. wearing a black jacket with a very tall collar, upturned and complete with studs, and matching black pants and knee-high boots. He sports tan shoulder pads and a red belt and elbow pads, all studded, and black fingerless gloves. His neck is always obscured by a directional speaker which he uses with his Quirk. He always wears a pair of headphones with the word "HAGE" written on the headband and a pair of orange-tinted shades. [Humanity is about to face off Alien in a game of tag. time limit is ten days from sunup to sundown, Representing the earth is Uzumaki Naruto, and from the Invaders side it their Princess Lum wow I guest her father has to beat man off her with a tree. I'm the vice hero Present Mic." Mic said.
As everyone in the world was watching this event. threw the new was well as other channels. in several different locations a dark green hair boy and his mother looked at the tv along with them was an ash blond mom and her family. when she saw the leader of the Invaders a giant man with Green dark hair, she then looked at her best friend's son back to the man back to her, who was just was blushing this would lead to a long store.
"My are we even doing this." said a lazy man's voice.
"Hey Lum, are you ready for this?" Naruto asked as he stretched his body.
"You bet Naruto," Lum said her orange eyes looked at his blue. "On your mark get set go!" *Bang* a man shouted as he fired a starting gun. Naruto toward Lum who few up "Whoa never you can Fly." Naruo said.
"Well, you asked did you." Lum said as she floated down to kick step off of Naruto's face.
"Wait a minute that go to be against the rules." Mic said.
"It's not, there's only two rules in tag and they are tagging someone and running the other way." Erasurehead said.
Naruto getting back up ran after her he summoned Ryuji Jingu bang and as a vaulting stick. to chase after her in the air. As Naruto flu over to Lum she dodges to her left Naruto activating his Ether gear Naruto stop and hover upside down. "Now you never say you fly." Lum said.
"I'm not I'm just falling with style." Naruto said with his crossing his legs. He then fell towards hers and grabbed the two flew passed the city and passed several towns passed the Sea of Japan and into China were Naruto and Lum as two guys fighting in martial art Gi a cold spring the two cause the father and son to lose baleens when Naruto and Lun cause a sonic boom sending the boy to one of the most dangerous cursed springs, changing the boy fate. "Sorry!" Naruto yelled. they then passed over a desert through a sandstorm passing a forgotten city. "Are you going to let go." Lum said,
"If I say hell no., will you hold it against me." Naruto said. as the passed right through the UK Naruto then turn the momentum towards southwest. as the were now heading Rio. "Wow what smell good?" Lum asked.
"You Hungry?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, might stop over here when I win." Lum said. as the to pass a hug statue. As they flew cross the world two more-time Naruto show Lum several part of earth and when they made it back to Japan it was already dusk. Naruto send the two crashing towards to the UA field Naruto was now on top of Lum. "Your Horns are My," something inside of Lum pulse when Naruto said it. he then grabbed her horns.
"I can't believe this Naruto had held on to Lum this whole time as they made it back to Japan came down like a comet and sold victory!" Mic yelled. as confetti fell and firework were sendoff flying into the night sky.
"I win." Naruto said as he got up. He then off his hand to Lum. "Hey, Lum, I'll take you out for diner as a show of good sportsmen ship we did fly over serval restaurants." Naruto said with a smile. as she took his hand, as Lum stood up, she grabbed his face a kissed his lips. when she back off Naruto was in shocked like blue screech of death.
Momo felt like make a fully load shoot gun. Lala seeing this patted her shoulder and looked at Lum. "I'll talk to her you and Mito take him home."
Omake Curse spring of drown Six ear macaque.
"What do you mean I could have been worst." a humanoid black fur Macaque with six ears wearing the White Gi.
"When that sonic boom hit it send sir into spring of six ear macaque that where the monkey king defeated the six-ear macaque all those years ago," a Chinese guide said. "You father would have hit you into spring of drown girl," he said as he pointed at a Panda. "But look at this way you know have powers the equals to the Monkey king also I saw how cause the boom I'll show it to you thanks to my quirk shard Memories." He said as he walked away.
{Ranma stop complaining and take it like a man you monkey boy} said a sigh that the Panda held up with a tea kettle
"True Popa. thank the gods for that but how am I supposed to explain this when I get to Shiketsu Academy." Ranma said.
"Shiketsu why not UA?" Ranma father asked. "And you play it off as a quirk mutation of you shadow monkey quirk when you get splashed with cool water."
"Okay, But I feel Skiketsu has more of a show of discipline that UA." Ranma said.
"Sirs hears the cause of the sonic boom." the guide said. handing Ranma a drawing of Naruto hugging Lum.
Ranma is the six ear macaque and some of Rumiko Takahashi works will be part of this world.