welcome to chapter thirteen after such a long time since I've updated this 'Frozen' fanfiction of mine. I promise that I have been working on this fanfiction, though not relentlessly. I've taken several breaks in between posting chapter twelve and submitting this thirteenth chapter, right here. my only purpose in this head note, though, is to inform you, my readers, of how many words make up this chapter, as a matter of fact. I'll have you know that this thirteenth chapter, right here, has a total of two-thousand-five-hundred-eighty-three words worth of pure storyline. it is a storyline that does not include this headnote, right here, nor does it include the (mandatory) disclaimer which makes up the paragraph following this headnote or any and all of the author's notes or author's comments from yours truly hidden within the precipice that makes up the storyline.
disclamation: I do not own Disney's 'Frozen' of 2013 in any way, shape, or form unless owning the film on Bluray and DVD would count for that. although, I can't help but find that doubtful. I also confess to not even owning this fanfiction's own storyline. the storyline is actually owned by another blogger on this website under the penname of classicdisneyFTW. their fanfiction is simply titled 'Face Down'. I just hope that I'm not copying off too much of their storyline. at least, I'm admitting to it and confessing to it has to count for something, doesn't it? ahem, I welcome your comments as long as they are in no way negative. the only things in this fanfiction which I truly own is my OC limited to this fanfiction, itself, Freya Nigari, Anna's only friend from her time as a high schooler.
Then, Anna and Freya both blushed a noticeable shade of red as both of them thought about their own respective dream hunks, Hans and Sitron. "We'd even met two of the most amazing guys not long after we'd met Olaf, and Freya and I really think that they're gonna ask us out and…" Anna was explaining hers and her high school friend and eventual foster sister, Freya's, joint experiences with Hans and Sitron, respectively, when Kristoff finally spoke to the two of them about what he had thought of their shared interest in the two guys they had only just met a short time ago.
"Wait a minute. Wait a minute! you two both think that those guys are gonna ask the two of you out all of a sudden?" Kristoff asked more to Anna while merely extending his question to Freya.
"Wait right there," Anna told Kristoff. "Are you the one asking us questions now?" the semi-blonde redhead asked the pessimistic blond guy.
"Well, I don't really know that it's exactly the kind of question I'd deem as exactly acceptable or appropriate, but I do think that it's progress, at least. Don't you, Anna?" Freya responded to the question from hers and her semi-blonde redheaded high school friend, Anna's, shared blond tutor. "And yeah! we'd given both of them our phone numbers while we were back in Student Services when we were registering for this exact tutoring session going on right now," she said further.
Kristoff suddenly smirked at the collective responses from the semi-blonde redhead and the raven-haired, ivory-skinned girl and exactly how such responses made him feel towards both Anna and Freya. "Don't the two of you have any idea just how many guys there are out there who simply go around all over the place while asking dozens of girls for their phone numbers, but then never actually call any one of them? Those guys just have like a stack of random girls' phone numbers piled upon random girls' phone numbers in their closets. They do nothing but use them as bragging rights to their friends," he finally finished with his response back to them both.
To Kristoff's notions about love and romance, Anna and Freya could not help but get just annoyed enough to frown at their shared tutor for the first time at their tutoring session. Anna was the only one to respond to what the pessimistic blond guy had said both her and her friend about their ideal hunks. "People don't do that sort of thing," she stated to him.
"Say whatever you want about 'em, ladies. It's very true," Kristoff told both Anna and Freya.
"Well, Hans is not like that, at all," Anna told Kristoff with such confidence. "He and his friend, Sitron, are both perfect gentlemen," the semi-blonde redhead said further on the subject.
"Yeah!" Freya agreed with semi-blonde redheaded high school friend, Anna, as the two girls reverse interrogated their so-called 'tutor', Kristoff, who seemed to be more interested in torturing them about their love lives than tutoring either one of them. "Hans is gonna call you, Anna, just like Sitron's gonna call me! I just know it," the raven-haired, ivory-skinned girl told her semi-blonde redheaded high school friend and eventual foster sister.
Kristoff only scoffed at the two gal pals' unrelenting optimism as he raised his eyebrow at them both. "These two guys have probably even got boatloads of girls upon girls just waiting on the two of them to call," the blond pessimist told both Anna and Freya as Anna just rolled her own eyes at his relentless cynicism, and Freya just turned the other way just so she would not have to listen to the guy at the risk of going back into her emotional shell from before she and Anna had both respectively first met Sitron and Hans.
Anna then chuckled dismissively at Kristoff's cynicism. "Uh, No," the semi-blonde redhead told the slightly grumpy blond tutor whom she and her ivory-skinned, raven-haired high school friend turned foster sister still needed anyway to improve their mathematical studies with Professor Yelena Northuldra.
"Waiting by the phone constantly, all day, every day in desperate anticipation for them to call," Kristoff told the two high school girl friends, Anna Fjordsen and Freya Nigari, on the subject of their supposed boyfriends.
"That is so ridiculous. You are being ridiculous, dude," Anna told Kristoff as she and her high school friend turned foster sister, Freya, just continued to disagree with their shared tutor on what he had been saying about both of their ideal dream hunks.
"And I bet that you two ladies are just a couple more of all the chicks in the line-ups those two guys have of girls constantly waiting on their call," Kristoff told both Anna and Freya about Hans and Sitron, respectively.
"I gotta know, I really gotta know this, right now. What even is it with you and your way with jumping to the absolute highly unlikeliest of any conclusions possible, guy?" Freya asked Kristoff for both herself and for her semi-redheaded high school friend and eventual foster sister, Anna.
"Plus, both Hans and Sitron probably pick their own noses and even each other's noses," Kristoff told Anna and Freya, obviously getting tremendous enjoyment in pushing the two ladies' collective buttons.
Freya then turned back around to look at Kristoff incredulously, while Anna was just caught off-guard by the slightly grumpy and pessimistic blond guy's further comment about Hans and Sitron possibly picks their noses, and even one another's noses in addition to it. "What was that?" Freya and Anna both said to him together as one.
"I even bet that these two dream guys of yours even take turns eating 'em," Kristoff told both ladies, smirking at Anna and Freya mockingly.
Anna and Freya both exclaimed in disgust at Kristoff commenting further about Hans and Sitron and their noses. "that's way disgusting, guy," Anna told hers and her ivory-skinned, raven-haired high school friend turned foster sister, Freya's, slightly grumpy, pessimistic blond tutor, Kristoff.
"Gaw-ross, dude! You tryin' to make us sick or something?" Freya helped her semi-blonde redheaded best friend from their shared high school days and her eventual foster sister, Anna, with her argument against Kristoff.
"Hey, all men do it, ladies. Don't put that all on me," Kristoff told Anna and Freya.
A/N: as was said in the end credits of the movie, Kristoff's views about all men picking their noses and eating the inside of them was his own views and not the views of anyone at Disney, not even the man, Walter Disney, himself. that was just something that I wanted to make clear immediately rather than wait 'till the last chapter of my story, right here, to clear up about even my own views. I think that the part about 'eating the inside of their noses' Kristoff told Anna and Freya about his views was still pretty unnecessary in the movie, even if it would've counted as adlib, or as it's called in its less than technical terms, 'improvisation'.
Anna just wrinkled her nose in disgust at what Kristoff had said to both of them about their respective dream hunks, while Freya felt herself at a slight risk of vomiting over Kristoff's two comments about both Hans and Sitron. Luckily for the raven-haired, ivory-skinned girl, Freya was able to contain her bile, but just barely. Then, both girls glared at Kristoff for his comments. "OK, look here, mister, neither one of us cares what you say about those two. Hans and Sitron will call," Anna told the slightly grumpy blond tutor she and her ivory-skinned, raven-haired high school friend turned foster sister, Freya, were both forced to work with by then.
After regaining her composure a bit, it was suddenly Freya's turn to go to Hans and Sitron's defense against this Kristoff's merciless attacks on hers and her semi-blonde redheaded high school friend and eventual foster sister, Anna's, love lives. "They both said they would, and we happen to believe them both. How's that for you, nose-boy?" Freya asked Kristoff back as more of a statement.
Just then, both Anna's cell phone and the cellular phone that Anna's parents had given Freya as a gift to celebrate welcoming her into their family both rang simultaneously. "It's Hans," Anna whispered to Freya well enough out of Kristoff's earshot. "Your caller ID?" she asked her ivory-skinned, raven-haired high school friend turned foster sister.
"Oh, no one special, just…" Freya started out whispering to Anna while both of them made sure to stay well enough and completely and totally out of earshot of their surprisingly cynical tutor, Kristoff. Anna, herself, suddenly got the feeling that Freya had felt let down by her caller ID since she bore a frown on her face right before her frown was almost immediately replaced by a grin of the absolute highest self-esteem possible. "Sitron," the raven-haired, ivory-skinned girl whispered even further to her semi-blonde redheaded high school friend turned foster sister as Freya and Anna then simultaneously shuddered in the sheer delight of their respective dreamboats being the callers on their cell phones' caller ID's.
The two girls both sent just one final scowl in their shared tutor, Kristoff's, direction before answering their cell phones just to hear the voices of their dream hunks. "Hello?" The two of them both said as they answered the other ends of their phones together. "OH, why hello_" they both said to their dream hunks together, yet not as one person.
While Anna said a loud "Hans!" into her own phone as she sent Kristoff another defiant 'I-told-you-so' kind of glare, Freya said "Sitron!" while doing the exact same thing to their shared tutor as her semi-blonde redheaded girlfriend, Anna, had done to him. He then placed his arms over his own chest as he watched the two girls pace around the room during both of their collective conversations with the guys they liked.
"Oh yeah, I'm great! I'm doing perfectly fine!" Anna told Hans while on her phone.
"No, I'm alright. I've been busy, anyway, Sitron," Freya told her own dream hunk while on her cell phone. "No, really. I've actually been slightly busier than you probably think I've been," she told him further.
Then, the two of them both said the exact same thing to the other ends of their respective phone calls with which guys the two had immediately deemed the men of both their collective dreams. "OH, come on! It's not like I've been waiting for your call all day, every day or anything like that," Anna and Freya both said before letting out a couple of good-natured chuckles towards Hans and Sitron, respectively. The two ladies suddenly saw Kristoff smirk at them for that comment from them to their respective ideal hunks.
Then, Anna began talking to Hans on her own cell phone about something or other. "Am I free on Friday?" the semi-blonde redhead asked her auburn-haired dream guy over the phone. She even sent yet another look towards Kristoff's direction and smiled cockily at him. "Why Yes, I believe I am free this Friday," Anna answered back to Hans. "Six p.m., you say?" Anna asked before a long pause hit her end of her phone call with Hans.
Meanwhile with her own phone call from Hans' best friend, Sitron, Freya was actually doing a pretty great job of chatting up a storm with her own dream boat. "Friday at six p.m., huh? You don't say, Sitron," Anna's raven-haired, ivory-skinned high school friend said to her own crush, Sitron.
It was not very long before Anna returned to their tuition table for her tutoring session with Kristoff and so did Freya. Both ladies were still talking on the phone to their respective ideal men about the thought of dating them. "Sounds good to me," the semi-blonde redhead and the raven-haired, ivory-skinned girl said at the same time.
Then, they both began speaking to their respective crushes separately once again. Anna spoke to Hans first. "OK, I'll see you then, Hans," Anna told her hunk.
Then, it was Freya's turn to speak to Sitron about their own date. "See you when you pick me up for our date, Sitron," Freya told her own dreamboat.
The two of them both hung up their phones just in time to look at one another. completely breathless. Needless to say, Anna and her best high school friend, Freya, could barely believe that they had dates with such good-looking guys as Hans and Sitron, respectively.
Anna was the first of the two girls to speak about said dates with the guys. "Oh, my god, Freya," the semi-blonde redhead said to her ivory-skinned, raven-haired high school friend turned foster sister. "Did that really just happen?" Anna asked Freya once again.
Freya took a short while to respond to her friend, Anna's, question. "By that, could you possibly mean us getting dates with the beyond gorgeous Hans Southerton and the Uniquely hair colored Sitron Dukeson?" Freya asked her semi-blonde redheaded high school friend, Anna.
Anna was ecstatic about her date with Hans. Having a date with a guy as handsome as him almost felt too good to be true. Both the semi-blonde redhead and her ivory-skinned, raven-haired best friend from her high school years, Freya, both grabbed onto one another's hands and squealed then with no choice of their own, the two best girl friends suddenly began to dance in place like crazy people, caught up in their shared excitement about their dates and not even once caring who was watching them by then.
Kristoff was unsurprisingly over Anna and Freya's manic dancing. "Wow, you two should really be on 'Dancing with the Stars'," their blond tutor deadpanned to the high school best friends.
Of course, Anna and Freya were not about to let a downer like their shared tutor bring either of them down at that point, not even Freya and especially not Anna. "Shut up, guy," Anna told their unsurprisingly disagreeable blond tutor. "My best high school friend and I are both going on dates with our own ideal Casanovas," the semi-blonde redhead finished for herself to Kristoff about her date with Hans.
For the first time in her life, Freya felt the same boundless confidence in her dating life as her semi-blonde redheaded best high school friend, Anna, and joined in on the other girl's lecturing of their shared blond tutor about their own two personal dream boats. "Yeah, dude, we got every right dance like a couple of maniacs, 'cuz Anna and I've got dates with our ideal studmuffins. And because of that much, not even you can spoil our fun, right now, ain't that right, Fairytale knocker?" Freya finally finished talking to Kristoff about hers and Anna's dates with Sitron and Hans, respectively. "Speaking of students getting kicked out of class ahead of schedule, where's your brunet friend?" Freya asked Kristoff further, this time wondering where Sven was by then.
Kristoff was planning to answer Freya's question about Sven, for sure, since he bet the brunet would more than likely be pleased to hear that a girl wanted to hear about him, even if it was most likely a mocking from said girl. "If you mean my buddy, Sven, he's back at my apartment building. We both live together, as roommates," the blond tutor answered his additional raven-haired, ivory-skinned girl tutee, Freya. "Now, if you don't mind, maybe we can get back to something more important and college-related, like the math problems both of you girls are having, by the way," Kristoff finally finished his own reverse lecture by reminding Anna and Freya about their problems in math.
It was quite weird to Anna, however, because the semi-blonde redhead could have easily sworn that she saw a small smile play across Kristoff's features just before mentioning their shared need to get back to the girls' math tutoring lesson from him. It was so fast, though, so the semi-blonde redhead could not have been truly sure that hers and Freya's pessimistic blond tutor did indeed flash a small smile across his face just before wanting to get back to math. "Oh, yeah, yeah, sure," Anna said to Kristoff about hers and Freya's math tutoring lesson.
The two of them both grabbed their backpacks and quickly took out both of their math books. "So, where can we start?" Freya asked hers and Anna's blond tutor.