I got bored while working on something else, so here's some more comic dub one-shots, people!
Enjoy!
Pickup Lines
We start off by seeing Ladybug, Cat Noir, and the Twilight Fighter conversating on a building while on patrol.
Cat Noir: (to Ladybug) All I'm saying is that you might be surprised. You ladies may roll your eyes at our lame lines, but the end of the day, *gestures to himself and Twilight* at least we're putting in the work.
Ladybug: *Smirks and raises eyebrow* Excuse me?
Cat Noir: You laugh, but it's not always easy for a guy to get up the guts to use one of what you consider to be silly pick-up lines.
Twilight: He's right, though. There's some guys like Cat that just aren't that smooth.
Cat Noir: Thanks Twi- Hey!
Ladybug: *snickers*
Twilight: Like, what if a girl does the same thing? Give a guy a complement and he sees it as a 'silly pick-up line'? We have opinions too, y'know.
Ladybug: Stupid pick-up lines aren't my definition of romance.
Cat Noir: Don't hate it 'til you try it. Funny romance might be what does it for some guys. Don't judge.
Ladybug: Guys like you two?
Cat Noir and Twilight: Maybe.../Depends...
Ladybug: I bet if a girl came up to either of you, and said that she wanted to spend all of her nine lives with you, or that she'd love to be with you in both light and dark times, you'd just collapse into puddles of goo.
Cat Noir: (While moving closer to Ladybug) You're speaking my love language, M'lady...
Ladybug: *pushes Cat away* What can I say? I've heard enough from you to be fluent.
Cat Noir: I always knew you were listening to me!
Ladybug: You talk so much that Twilight and I hardly get a choice in the matter!
Twilight: Eh, she's not wrong.
The next day...
We see Marinette rushing on her way to school.
Marinette: (Thinking) Dart it! Late again!
Just as she made it to school entrance, she tripped over her own foot, and fell...into someone. That someone turned out to be Adrien.
Adrien: You okay? You should be more careful. A trip like that could really do some damage.
Marinette: (in a trance) I think I'm falling for you...
Adrien blushed at this. Marinette however realized what she said, and exclaimed almost immediately,
Marinette: (while blushing) I mean! I'm sorry for falling for you! NO! I mean-! I mean-!
As she got off of Adrien, Nino, who was nearby just looked in shock with his mouth agape, and Aaron and Alya, who were also nearby, were trying their very best to hold in their laughter.
Marinette: I MEANT TO SAY 'I'M SORRY FOR FALLING ON YOU'!
Marinette, while being next level embarrassed, ran out of there grabbing Alya, who burst out laughing, while saying,
Marinette: Sorry! I'm really, REALLY SORRY!
Adrien was still there with blushing silence, Aaron no longer held in his laughter and was loud as ever with it, and Nino was still in surprise and said,
Nino: ...What just happened?
Cat in heels
We see Ladybug and Twilight sitting at the edge of a building. Ladybug on her yo-yo/phone, and Twilight lying down, arms behind his head, resting his eyes.
Cat Noir: Bonjour, my dear teammates!
They both turned to Cat, who just arrived.
Ladybug: Oh, Cat, there you ar-
They both noticed that Cat Noir was now wearing over the knee boots.
Twilight: I thought you said that those should be illegal or something.
Cat Noir: Technically those were platforms. These are stilettos. Super easy to walk in. I-I'm not in pain at all.
The look on his face says otherwise.
Ladybug: That's super impractical, Cat.
Cat Noir: Yeah, but beauty is sacrifice! And I look great! Don't I?
Twilight: To be honest, you do. Ladybug?
To tell the truth, after he said that, Ladybug took another look at Cat Noir, then in her head she imagined Cat Noir doing all kinds of poses with those boots on, while blushing at every one.
Ladybug: *looks away and groans while blushing* I have been more attracted to you.
Cat was more than happy when he heard that. Twilight even gave him a high five.
Oh, son of mine
We start off at Agreste residence where we see Gabriel standing on the stairs, waiting for his son to walk in. One main thing that he found out was on his mind though. He found out that his own child was Cat Noir and was talking with Nooroo about it.
Gabriel: My own son is Cat Noir, Nooroo. Can it get any worse?
Adrien came in, making Nooroo hide.
Adrien: Nathalie, Father, I'm home! Aaron and Marinette are also with me!
Gabriel: *collects himself* Good afternoon Adrien, Good afternoon Ms. Dupain-Cheng and Mr. Palmer. What will you three be doing today?
Adrien: *points to his friends* We're gonna study physics together.
Marinette: Yep! We're really glad to have Adrien's help.
Aaron: *Scratches the side of his head* Thanks for having us over.
Gabriel: (Thinking) Wait...
He started looking at Adrien's ring, then traveled the pointing finger and his eyes landed on Marinette's earrings. Which looked a lot like Ladybug's. He looked beyond that and his eyes landed on Aaron's watch and after looking closely, the inside looked like Twilight's bracelet.
Oh boy, this is gonna take a lot of processing time.
Valentine's Day
Like the title says, it's Valentine's Day. We see Marinette, nervously holding a box of chocolates that she made while looking at Adrien. Aaron, Alya, and Nino were encouraging her to go and give the box to her, but she couldn't move.
Getting sick of this, Aaron rolled his eyes and pushed her towards Adrien then went back to Alya and Nino.
Marinette: *stutters twice then gives Adrien the box* Adrien, please accept this!
Adrien: Wow, thanks Marinette!
Marinette: And I...I li-like...you!
Alya, who was happy as ever was recording everything on her phone.
Adrien: Wow, thanks. I like you, too.
After hearing that, Marinette held her hands over her cheeks to her blushes, and the three dark skins with glasses were celebrating.
Adrien: Actually, I got you something! *reaches into bag and pulls out a box* Here.
She hesitantly took the box, but her blush went away when she heard him say,
Adrien: It's friendship chocolate!
Yeah, her blush is gone.
Adrien: *goes to Alya, Aaron, and Nino* Oh, I've got some for you guys too!
And, that's about all I've got this time, for now. I hope you guys liked them.