I know I said Janus is married to Jesse in my notes but I had second thoughts and now Jesse is Dating someone else.

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"It's done. Mother has officially divorced father and I've disowned him." Draco said to Harry. "I'm officially now Draco Black!"

"What about the Malfoy fortune?" Harry asked as he and Draco worked on Summer Homework.

"Uh, Black?" Draco asked. "Mums maiden name. She's Uncle Sirius' cousin and he's the head of House Black. He was more than happy to take us back into the Black family and he presides over stipends in the Black family. Mother and I will be more than taken care of. Plus Ferus just adores mother.

Ferus Greyback was the swiftly turning 3 year old Hellhound son of Fenrir Greyback and Sirius Black, Harry's mortal Godfather, who had officially recently been bitten by a werewolf in the living world and returned to take the transformation to Hellhound to join his husband and son as Hellhounds. Sirius' Hellhound form was essentially a large black German Shepard like hound. He also according to Fenrir is now the biggest Powerbottom he'd ever known.

"Uncle Fenrir for fucks sake." Harry had put his fingers to his nose bridge when he had said that.

Sirius was now taller and more Muscular than even Fenrir's hound form. Strong enough to let Harry sit on his shoulder side saddled. Harry had only known Hellhounds the size of Vortex to be merely close to Sirius' size and he was the biggest, cuddliest Mama Bear when it came to baby Ferus. The two where practically inseparable. From the day Ferus was born he was either in Sirius' or Fenrir's arms or in a stroller nearby. Fenrir practically had to pry Ferus out of Sirius' arms "Because Siri-love, Puppy needs to learn to walk!"

Narcissa and Draco where now living in Hell. In the Palace as matter of fact. They couldn't take the risk that Lucius wouldn't stalk or direct harm to them in some way in the Living World.

Narcissa was a very limber and nubile woman despite her aging human body and could rival many succubi when it came to her lustful needs. It was only due to poor sperm count on Lucius' part that they only had Draco. Narcissa was now a dancer at Ozzie's truly enjoying embracing her lustful side for once in her life. Her burlesque style numbers where popular with the patronage despite only being somewhat soft core for the venue. Asmodeous as the literal embodiment of the Sin of Lust appreciates the technique of seduction as well as talent in bed.

"Not gonna lie the knowledge that your Mum is basically a stripper for Uncle Ozzie now is kinda hilarious since I always assumed your parents where fairly conservative in their relationship." Harry said as they worked on a potions essay about Moonstone.

"Well mums happy and that's all I care about." Draco said with a smile. I'd never thought I'd see her happy coming home from working. Let alone working at a glorified strip club."

"How are things going with her and Jesse?"

"At least she's moving on from Lucius." Draco said. "I like Jesse he's a nice guy."

Narcissa met the Incubus bouncer Jesse at Ozzies and the two almost immediately hit it off.

More specifically he had gone all flustered, blushing, spouted some gibberish and kissed her hand saying "Female pretty." He got an earful of teasing from his fellow employees over that.

"However I told him upfront if he hurts her in anyway that's not consensual He'll meet the business end of my Bayonets. Enough about me, how are you doing since-?"

Draco looked over at a picture on Harry's night stand of him and Blitzo at Millie's Family farm in cowboy gear in Wrath.

Harry sighed. "Draco I'm an alcoholic."

Draco blinked.

"And I've been snorting heroin. That's a substance muggles use to feel numb inside."

Draco blinked again.

"Say something dammit."

"When did all this happen?"

Harry gave Draco a play by play of the last two months. Leading up to Octavia walking in on him gulping down straight whiskey.

"So I don't need to go Bayonett whip your dads feathery ass because Octavia already slapped him silly right?"

"Yes." Harry said.

"And your in therapy again and so is Uncle Stolas and Lord Zepar?"

"Yes."

"How's all that going then?"

"Tough but making slow progress."

"Harry it's time for your medication." Boxley came in with several pills and a small glass of Harry's favorite sinners blood cola. A small compromise.

"The Young Master can't be trusted to take his own medication right now. He stopped taking it since the funeral. So he has to be monitored when he takes them." Boxley said to Draco. "Open your mouth and present your tongue." Boxley ordered to which Harry answered with an eghhhh and stuck out his tongue to show he wasn't hiding his meds.

"Grandpa Pentious is disappointed in me." Harry said sadly. "He was the one giving me my meds after Cherri and Angel Dust found me powdering them in lines. I made him look like a fool. They where starting to get along too."

"I can't really picture those three friends." Draco said after Harry showed him footage of one of their last turf wars.

"They're slowly starting to like each other." Harry said. "I know Cherri respects Grandpas intellect now more than she did. Angel Dust enjoys his company drinking after work."

They where going shopping for school supplies in Diagonal Alley. Harry noticed the people giving him weirder looks than he usually got. He walked by a group of parents with young children at the Quidditch supplies store as he walked in to get more Broomstick service supplies for his Firebolt. A top of the line racing broom he had bought for himself when he joined the Slytherin Quidditch Team in 2nd Year. Allegedly a new model would be coming out in a few years called the Thunderbolt. A more perfect Aerodynamic model than Harry's Firebolt which could reach. Speeds up to Mach 7.

"He's touched in the head." He heard one woman whisper. "Barking mad. I'm not sure about sending Phineas to Hogwarts this year with him around claiming You Know Who is back."

"I mean come on, the boy lost one of his parents again." An apparent sympathetically voice said in protest. "He brought the imps corpse back and wept holding it for Merlin's sake." And then he frowned when he heard "Of course he'd make up a story like You Know Who coming back. It gives him more attention."

Harry scoffed and went on about his business. "Fucking posers." He muttered as he made his purchases and left the Quidditch Store. He saw Draco coming out of the Parchment store and met up with him.

"Have you heard what people are whispering about you?" Draco asked.

"That I'm a lunatic? I heard a few things."

He turned his head around and spooked the women into moving on. He turned back around.

"Harry! Draco!" Hermione hugged them both. "Draco I heard about the divorce are you two alright?"

"Never better." Draco said. "Mums taken her Maiden name again and I'm now Draco Black."

"Do you have a place to live? I can't imagine Mr. Malfoy giving up his ancestral home easily."

"They're living with us in the Palace." Harry told Hermione as they walked with their purchases towards Florian Fortescues Ice Cream Parlor.

"Harry have you seen the Daily Prophet lately?"

"I would have thought they'd think twice before crossing me again after last time." Harry said.

The editor in chief and Owner had both been ordered to fellate his Dads in pentance for horrid articles on theories about Harry's alleged upbringing in Hell.

"New ownership." Hermione said. "The new owner of the Daily Prophet is a Fudge stooge. Pushes Minister Fudges policies like Tucker Carlson promotes racist conspiracies."

Draco and Harry looked at her with an odd expression.

"Muggle Political commentator." Hermione explained. "Anyway, Look at this."

Harry read the title. BOY WHO LIVED BRAIN DAMAGED?

"Perhaps young wizard boys shouldn't be exposed to the Forces of Hell and the Bord of Governors should reconsider his school career. Alright whoever wrote this I'm shooting him in the dick."

"A woman wrote this." The name Agnes Borman was under the title.

"Then I'll shoot her aereolas off." Harry said as he took a bite of a double cheeseburger with mushrooms.

"For fucks sake Harry." Hermione grunted. "Shooting people is NOT the route we want to be going down now."

"Why? It's retribution."

"Because people already think think your a nutter?"

"Have you met whom I was raised by?" Harry asked with a raised eyebrow.

Hermione paused in thought. "Point taken." She conceded.

"Your in the nuthouse with us Hermione." Draco laid back with his chair tilted and his feet on the table.

Hermione reached over and pushed Draco so he shouted as his chair fell back to the floor.

"Idiot, you left yourself vulnerable." Harry scolded his cousin.

Draco simply stuck his tongue out at Harry and threw a few fries at him.

"Oi, fuck off." Harry said throwing a few fries in return.

"Oh stop it the both of you." Hermione said and she ended up with an onion ring in her face. She narrowed her eyes. "Oh it is on."

After Hermione ended up with Honey Mustard in her hair Mr. Fortescue asked them to leave. Harry paid him well to not ban them completely.

Giving her hair a quick wash in the public bathroom at Flourish and Blotts Hermione joined Harry and Draco again. They trotted down Diagonal Alley looking at new shops opened up in the Alley, one dedicated to Wizarding comic books. Harry remembered that one of Ron Weasley's favorites was a humorous strip style series called The Adventures of Martin Miggs, the Mad Muggle. A continuing story of a muggle who kept finding himself involved in the Wizarding World. Harry bought him the complete Anthology series collection books for his birthday later on in the school year.

Unfortunately, he also kept hearing whispers from people watching he, Hermione and Draco wandering the Alley. There was even a confrontation in the comic shop that ended in the owner asking the wizards who looked ready to fight three schoolchildren to leave and never come back. Apologing profusely, the man gave Hermione a generous discount on a figurine she bought of a muggle My Little Pony character enchanted to act like the character and offer advice. It reminded her of Blitzo and his love of ponies and horses, she said. And it was good to have wholesome reminders of those we have lost.

Later on when it was getting dark and the day was nearly over, the trio where sitting down and eating a couple of funnel cakes bought from Fortescues. Shoppers where leaving for home and stores where closing down.

"Is it me or does it seem oddly cold?" Harry asked. "I'm never cold I have down feathers all over my body."

Draco was practically shivering.

"It's odd. It's the middle of July." Hermione said. "No it couldn't possibly be." She looked around. "Come on, we have to get to safety."

Stores shut shop as the trio ran down the road and the cold encroached the area. Lights where flickering on and off and Harry swore ice engulfed a spiders web in a shop window.

"Harry, Hexfire, now." Hermione ordered whipping out her wand.

"What's going on?" Harry asked as he brought up his hands covered in his

Hexfire bolt aura.

"There!" Hermione pointed with her wand in the air. Harry and Draco looked up with Hexfire and Bayonetts ready to see the most horrific sight. A grim reaper like creature floated above the shops. Harry shuddered as it stared.

"What the Hell are those things?" Harry asked.

"Dementors!" Hermione said in terror as another joined, then a third.

Of course. Freezing aura. Harry remembered his dad telling him about them after breaking Sirius and Fenrir out of Azkaban his first year.

"How do we get rid of them?" Harry asked. He felt an oppressive aura slowly consuming his own will to fight.

"Ex-Expecto-expects." Hermione was slowly shivering as one descended and she shrieked as Draco slashed at it with his blessed Bayonett. It hesitated and held its arm as of injured.

"Bloody Hell I can hurt Dementors!" Draco said as he stood in front of Hermione. "Harry?! Harry!"

Harry just stood staring at one. It's dark hood full of despair and hopelessness. It reached out with its arm and a mystical aura enveloped Harry.

"COVER ME!"

"Yes sir!" Harry said as he shot at Death Eaters with The Jackal."

Blitzo fell dead at his feet.

Harry's hands fell to his sides as he felt his worst memories coming front and center.

He was cutting lines of Heroin with a dead credit card and snorting. Relishing in the emptiness he felt while it was in his system. He gets caught drinking by Octavia and is forced into emergency therapy with Dr. Janus.

He was six. It was his birthday and Octavia Uncle Andrealphus had gifted him a VoxBox 420. The newest console on the video game market in Hell. He hugged the ice peacock's leg when suddenly he felt pain on his face as he was hurled back by the force of the backhanded slap into his big sister who shouted for Papa.

He was 2, he was waddling in his own filth in Loo Loo Land after Loona mistreated him looking for Birdy man.

"Not Harry! Please not Harry!" A familiar voice begged and pleaded.

"Stand aside, Stand aside I say you stupid girl!" A harsh man's voice ordered.

"PLEASE HAVE MERCY!"

"AVADA KEDAVRA!"

He was never going to see his family again. Maybe, it was all for the best. Harry felt his eyes closed as he resigned to whatever his fate was for encountering these horrid creatures.

"YAH!!!" Harry opened his eyes to see a Dementor disintegrating into a holy light as it made agonizing noises. The other two Dementors looked on in what appeared to be shocked expression. Draco had an extended arm and was missing a Bayonett. He had thrown it on the off chance it would kill one of the demons.

Harry shut his eyes again.

"I am the oldest son of The Great Prince Stolas, precautionary heir to King Paimon of the Ars Goetia. Harry said quietly. "I am the son of Blitzo the imp assassin trained by him to follow in his footsteps and I will NOT go quietly into that good night." He hissed angrily toward the Dementor in front of him. He raised a hand and his Grimoire flew above his head from his bag on the ground rapidly flipping pages. Reading a new spell he had learned a week ago, the book emitted a holy arrow bolt of light from its pages as it glowed with a brilliant holy aura and the dementor holding Harry released its grip on him as it sadly waved good bye with a hole in its middle and it too exploded in a brilliant aura. Harry looked toward the last one with an angry expression. It fled.

"Don't run." Harry ordered. It halts. Turning to see Harry behind it with a burning hand of Hellfire aura. "Your not so lucky." He said. He grabbed the beings bony arm and it groaned in agony and tried to get away as it felt the Hellfire burn away at its very being.

Harry breathed very hard as the frost aura slowly faded to bring back the warm summer air. He fell from the air as he closed his eyes in exhaustion.

"Fuck!" Draco said as he held Harry in his arms. "We have to get out of here."

"Why Draco? Those monsters attacked us." Hermione asked as she grabbed bags hurriedly.

"Hermione the Ministry employs Dementor as Azkaban guards what do you think they're gonna do when they realize three are missing?"

"Oh shit." Hermione said.

"Oh shit indeed." Came from behind them as Draco had found Harry's Hellphone. The two turned around.

Hit wizards, again. They had their wands aimed at the trios heads.

"No demons, Imps, teachers or classmates to save your hides this time." The leader teased the three students. "Your coming with us."

"We didn't even bloody use wizarding magic to fight them things." Draco said. "If you think I'm gonna let you fucking hurt my cousin or my best friend." He raised a Bayonett threateningly. "I will fucking kill you with a song in my heart."

Suddenly, a presence was felt behind them. Several presences. They where suddenly being apparated away. Flying through the air as they where dodging airplanes, helicopters and Hot Air Baloons.

CRACK.

They where on a street in muggle London. Bags brought conveniently.

"Memorize this." A familiar voice said to Draco.

"Professor Snape?" Draco asked as he held Harry up.

"Memorize it. Quickly, the Hit Wizards are on our tail." Severus ordered his young student. "Come on then, I'll take Goetia." He hoisted Harry into his own shoulder with Harry groaning in magical exhaustion.

Draco looked at a piece of parchment Snape shoved in his hand.

The Order of the Phoenix can be found at its Headquarters in 12 Grimmauld Place.

To Be Continued...

moving on now. As I said Narcissa is now dating Jesse the incubus bouncer from episode. 7 Dr Janus is no longer his spouse. Luckily I hadn't written that in anywhere in the story. Enjoy the new chapter! Had some writers block but it came to me this evening where should go.