Ted, William, Tanya, Jake, and Sarah were having a sleepover with Skunky as their babysitter as Baxton was visiting his family. It was a late evening and the kids were watching Bugs Bunny Builders on WCOfun when Skunky came into the room.
"Kids, it's time for bed." He informed.
"Aww." Moaned the kids.
"Hey now." Skunky replied. "I'm going to read you all a story to help you sleep."
"You mean one of the books on the shelves?" Sarah asked.
"Actually, I brought my own story." Skunky corrected. "This is a very special story."
The kids got into their beds and sleeping bags as Skunky prepared his story.
"This story is set in a magical world with kingdoms." Skunky explained. "It's the story of a skunk from a kingdom who tries to win over the heart of a princess from the other kingdom."
Skunky cleared his throat and began reading his story.
In the Kingdom of the Forest, Lord Squirrely has received a message from the neighbouring Kingdom of the Toons that are Tiny.
"Lord Squirrely, we wish to become acquainted with your people and learn about your culture, as well give you the chance to become acquainted with our people and learn about our culture. We would like to request that you send over one of your allies to pay a visit to our Kingdom. We shall welcome them with open arms and show them our Kingdom, culture, and people.
With kind regards,
The King and Queen of the Kingdom of the Toons that are Tiny."
"Well isn't this nice." Said Lord Squirrely, as he stood from his throne. "A chance to meet the people of the neighbouring Kingdom. But I wonder who I am going to send."
It was at that moment where Lord Squirrely started wondering who to send when the Kingdom's stinky paladin, Sir Skunky, walked into the room. He was holding a plate full of various nuts and acorns such as cashews.
"I have brought your nuts to you, my lord." Said Sir Skunky.
"Ah, why thank you, Sir Skunky." Lord Squirrely replied. "Say, would you be interested in visiting the neighbouring Kingdom?"
"You mean the Kingdom of the Toons that are Tiny?" Asked Skunky, with excitement in his voice.
"That's the one, y'all." Replied Lord Squirrely.
"I'd love to visit them." Sir Skunky replied.
Sir Skunky was given the invite letter to prove that he was a diplomat from the Kingdom of the Forest as he went to the Kingdom of the Toons that are Tiny. Sir Skunky took his hammer in case he or others find themselves in danger. The walk to the Kingdom only took Sir Skunky two minutes. He stopped outside the gate.
"People of the Kingdom of the Toons that are Tiny!" Sir Skunky greeted. "I am Sir Skunky of the Kingdom of the Forest. I am a paladin who has been selected by Lord Squirrely to be the diplomat and visitor of your Kingdom. I come in peace."
The gates opened, and standing at the gates was a duck and a pig. The duck was wearing armour and was wielding a sword, and the pig was wearing a chef attire and was wielding a frying pan.
"Greetings, visitor." Said the pig. "I am Commander Hamton, the known-as-air-headed head chef and cleaner of the Kingdom."
"And I am Commander Plucky, the most awesome, coolest, stubbornest, and best warrior of the entire Kingdom and beyond." Added the duck.
"Come and we shall show you around." Said Commander Hamton.
"That would be honourable." Sir Skunky replied.
The people in the Kingdom have a unique way of combat, as shown in the tour. If their class fighting tactics don't go well, they use rather interesting methods such as giant mallets, heavy anvils, and other contraptions provided by the company "ACME".
"I haven't seen this way of combat before." Said Sir Skunky.
"We call it the Way of the Toon." Commander Hamton explained.
"A way to show those what we have learned at our place of education." Commander Plucky added. "And now we shall show you to our allies. Starting with a fair maiden."
Hearing Commander Plucky say "fair maiden" made Sir Skunky think that he was going to be introduced to a princess, but it wasn't a princess, at least not yet. It was a female duck who was also a cleric.
"Sir Skunky, this is Commander Shirley." Commander Hamton introduced. "She is a cool cleric who is skilled at healing."
"Like, greetings Sir Skunky." Greeted the female duck cleric. "We're totally more than willing to welcome you into our kingdom or some junk."
Suddenly, there was an explosion in a nearby room. They investigated the explosion to find a laboratory with various vials containing various chemicals. In the centre of the lab was a coyote wearing laboratory gear.
"Oh, this is Sir Calamity the Cautious Coyote." Commander Hamton introduced. "He is a scientist who dabbles in impressive technology."
"Greetings, traveller." Read the sign Sir Calamity held up.
There was a whoosh, as if something fast zoomed past the people in the room. The whoosh stopped in the middle of the lab. There stood a red bird wearing a medieval thief attire and held a dagger in his right wing.
"Oh yeah." Scoffed Commander Plucky. "This is Sir Little Beeper. He's quite the energetic fellow and is skilled with a dagger, as well as other thief tricks. Between you and me, he's got quite the ego on him."
Sir Little Beeper bowed at Sir Skunky as a way of a respectful introduction. And with a single car horn noise, Sir Little Beeper dashed off again. The moment Sir Little Beeper left, Sir Skunky heard something purr behind him. He turned and saw a blue cat wearing a blue and gold attire and had big gold claws on both of his front paws.
"And right here is Commander Furrball the Cat." Commander Hamton pointed out. "The royal cat of the King and Queen of the Kingdom. He must've come in here to greet you."
Sir Skunky put his hand out to pet the blue cat, only for Commander Furrball to begin sniffing Sir Skunky's hand and pulling a sour face. To quickly recover himself from Commander Furrball having a bad opinion of him, Sir Skunky started petting the blue cat, which he seemed to take a liking to because he started purring while pressing his head against Sir Skunky's hand.
"What a friendly Commander cat you are." Sir Skunky said.
Commander Furrball gave Sir Skunky a friendly smile, causing Sir Skunky to know that Commander Furrball took a liking to him. How the King and Queen would be pleased. Commander Furrball turned to Commander Shirley, and ended up having a bashful look on his face.
"Just kiss her already!" Cackled a voice from outside the room.
In flew a small pink canary. She was wearing a pink and gold demon costume and was wielding a gold pitchfork.
"This little lady is Lady Sweetie. She's a laidback imp who has some mischievous tactics." Commander Plucky introduced.
"One of my preferred methods is quite a pain in the behind." Giggled Lady Sweetie.
Suddenly, there was the sound of a cannon blast. Everyone rushed out of the lab and saw a purple Tasmanian devil in a tank costume. Next to him was a woman wearing a flower attire.
"Oh yes." Sighed Commander Hamton. "This right here is Sir Dizzy the energetic and hungry tank. And next to him is Lady Mary the kind flower, the one who has barely done much compared to everyone else."
"Don't remind me." Sighed Lady Mary.
"Dizzy see skunk!" Exclaimed Sir Dizzy. "Dizzy think he should meet Princess!"
"Princess?" Inquired Sir Skunky.
"I suppose she could be the final one you visit before encountering the King and Queen." Said Commander Plucky. "And in case you're wondering, the Princess is not the offspring of the King and Queen. She's the Princess because that's the type of abilities she has, other than a stink."
And so, Commander Plucky and Commander Hamton lead Sir Skunky to the room where the Princess is.
"Princess Fifi, we have brought the visitor from the neighbouring kingdom." Commander Hamton stated.
The Princess turned to face Sir Skunky, who managed to get a full eyeful of her. She had long flowing purple hair, a gold and purple dress, and golden tiara and fan which she held with her tail, purple eyeshadow, and beautiful blue eyes. She was, without doubt, the most beautiful, most gorgeous, and most breath-taking Princess that Sir Skunky had ever seen. And what he doesn't know yet is that she liked him just as much.
"Bonjour, Monsieur Skunk." Greeted Princess Fifi in a loving tone. "I am, how shall I say eet, pleased to meet vou."
"Wow, she's French." Sir Skunky thought to himself. "And her voice is as beautiful as she is."
"I would like to get to know vou more." Princess Fifi informed, with a wink.
"Well he's gotta meet the King and Queen so you're gonna have to wait, sister." Said Commander Plucky, much to the annoyance of Princess Fifi, who proceeded to spray a bad smell in Commander Plucky's face. "Gah! What the heck?!"
"Excuse mon actions, Monsieur." Princess Fifi said to Sir Skunky. "Le Commander usually acts a bit rude to moi."
"I do not see why, Princess." Replied Sir Skunky. "Your beauty is boundless."
Princess Fifi giggled at Sir Skunky's compliment. Her purple and white face began to blush pink, and she began fluttering her eyes at Sir Skunky, causing Sir Skunky to blush as well.
"If it's okay with you, Princess Fifi, I plan to guide Sir Skunky to the King and Queen now." Said Commander Hamton.
"Very well." Princess Fifi replied. "But I wish to come to get more acquainted with zhis nice visitor. Zhis Sir Skunky could be mon-petit Skunk-Hunk."
"That sounds like an honour, Princess." Replied Sir Skunky, bowing.
Commander Hamton lead Sir Skunky and Princess Fifi to the King and Queen (Commander Plucky was busy trying to get the stench off him). The King and Queen were both rabbits, the King being blue and the Queen being pink. The Queen was wearing a pink and gold female pop star attire and a big pink and gold bow on her head and was wielding a golden microphone, while the King was wearing a blue and gold wizard/mage attire and was wielding a large gold want with a red orb at the tip of the wand.
"Welcome to our Kingdom." Greeted the King. "I am King Buster Bunny."
"And I am Queen Babs Bunny." Greeted the Queen.
"No relation." They both said, simultaneously.
Sir Skunky bowed to the ravishing royal rabbits.
"I... am Sir Skunky of the Kingdom of the Forest." Sir Skunky introduced, nervously. "I hope to bring peace between our kingdoms."
Queen Babs eagerly approached Sir Skunky.
"I dabble in entertainment." She said. "Have you ever heard me sing? I have an amazing singing voice. I once sang a thousand orphans to sleep."
"From boredom, probably." Snickered King Buster.
Queen Babs turned to King Buster with fury.
"Why you little!" She seethed.
She dashed to King Buster with her gold microphone in her hand, and prepared to strike King Buster on the head with it, when suddenly, there was a loud whoosh throughout the Kingdom. A loud and sinister cackle could be heard as a large floating monster flew into the Kingdom. It had long orange hair and two large red horns on both sides of the top of it's head, in between a skeleton bow.
"I am the Dark Lord, Elmonster!" Greeted the monster. "I come to make you all my pets and keep you all in cages for eternity!"
With a wave of her hand, the monster made Princess Fifi's face fly off and placed it onto the body of a large gorilla.
"You stand before Sir Skunky, paladin of the Kingdom of the Forest!" Sir Skunky exclaimed. "Return the Princess' face at once!"
"Let me think about that." Replied Elmonster. "NO! And soon I shall steal all the faces of everyone in this Kingdom, and then I'll steal your face too!"
"Not if I can help it!" Yelled Sir Skunky, getting out his hammer and charging it with electricity.
With one wave of his hammer, Sir Skunky blasted the gorilla with tons of electricity, causing Princess Fifi's face to return to her normal body, much to Elmonster's anger.
"Right!" Yelled Elmonster. "If I can't have the purple kitty as a pet, then I'll take YOU instead!"
But before Elmonster could take any action, Sir Skunky leapt up, and with one swing of his hammer, knocked Elmonster far away.
"You have saved our Kingdom!" King Buster happily exclaimed. "That is the most noble we have ever seen a visitor of our Kingdom do."
"Elmonster has been invading our Kingdom for years." Queen Babs exclaimed. "And out of all the visitors we have, they either run away in fear or end up getting captured, but you have fought and defeated her all by yourself. You even saved Princess Fifi!"
"I did what had to be done, your highnesses." Replied Sir Skunky.
Commander Hamton whispered something into King Buster's ear.
"So, you have feelings for the Princess?" King Buster asked.
"I... I do, your majesty." Sir Skunky bashfully replied.
The King and Queen looked at each other, and nodded.
"Well, since you have saved her as well as our Kingdom, we hereby grant you permission to have a relationship with Princess Fifi." Queen Babs informed, much to the joy of Sir Skunky and Princess Fifi.
"Mon amour!" Princess Fifi exclaimed, running into Sir Skunky's arms.
Sir Skunky caught the Princess and the two of them embraced in a romantic hug while everyone else applauded them. Even Commander Plucky begrudgingly applauded, afterall, Sir Skunky saved them from the evil Elmonster. And from that day on, the people of both Kingdoms, especially Sir SKunky and Princess Fifi, lived happily ever after.
Just as Skunky finished his story, all four kids were fast asleep. Skunky smiled, gently pat each kid on the head, and crept out of the room. Just as he closed the door, he heard Morgana, Yaya, Rabbity, Foxy, and Aurora open the front door.
"How were the kids for you, Skunky?" Morgana asked.
"I read them a fantastic bedtime story." Skunky replied. "Would you mind if I babysat again next week. I could write a sequel where Sir Skunky trains under the guidance of a Great Sage named Byron Basset."
"That would be lovely." Yaya informed.
"Say, do you think I could have a copy of your story?" Aurora requested.
Needless to say, Skunky printed copies of his story later that evening.
This might be the best chapter I've done for this series by far. See you on the next Tiny Toons chapter.
