Both these stories were requested by RedHood123 at the end of one of his Just Dance stories. In the first story, Tangle tries to get Whisper to open her eyes. And then in the second story, Sticks has quite a day at a local supermarket. Let's start with the first one.
Tangle and Whisper were sitting on a sofa.
"So, how can you see with your eyes shut?" Tangle asked, suddenly.
"What do you mean?" Whisper asked.
"I mean your eyes." Tangle clarified. "They've been closed for as long as I can remember."
Plucky, who was walking past them at that moment, came in wearing a doctor outfit.
"Perhaps I can be of assistance!" He said.
Plucky took out an occupation test board.
"Read this." He said.
"I C U Pee In My Mouth And You Are Dumb." Read Whisper.
That's what the board read:
I
CU
Pee
In My
Mouth
And You
Are Dumb
Tangle and Plucky couldn't believe it. Their mouths dropped open.
"How is that even possible?!" Plucky exclaimed, waving his hands in front of Whisper.
"Are you blind?" He asked.
"No." Said Whisper.
"How many fingers am I holding up?" Asked Plucky, holding up three fingers.
"Three." Said Whisper.
Plucky felt as if his heart just stopped.
"I also have experience driving cars." Whisper added.
"I help her with directions while she drives." Tangle explained.
"You're telling me that you did all those things without even opening your eyes?!" Plucky ranted, sounding puzzled.
Whisper nodded.
"That settles it!" Plucky yelled before he started trying to pry Whisper's left eye open with his bare hands/wings.
"Stop that, Plucky!" Tangle demanded.
"I just want to see her eyes!" Plucky strained before falling onto his back.
"Since you're so keen on seeing my eyes, I'll let you see them." Whisper informed.
Plucky leapt to his feet.
"Really?" He asked.
"Well, yeah." Whisper replied, slowly beginning to open her eyes.
The moment Whisper's eyes were visibly open, Plucky took out his phone and took a quick picture.
"High scoop!" He exclaimed. "I could profit off this!"
And he dashed off, laughing and cackling manically.
"We should stop him!" Exclaimed Tangle.
"Oh, let him go." Whisper replied. "He's not worth it. Besides, what could he possibly make from a picture of my eyes being open?"
Needless to say, Plucky' bank account didn't increase.
Now for the Sticks the Badger story.
Sticks was in the checkout line at a local supermarket. She had been through a very hard day which will soon be revealed.
"I... hate... life!" She seethed, standing in the line.
When she finally reached the checkout and the worker was scanning her items, Sticks told the clerk why she had a bad day.
"Have you ever had a day like the one I have?" She asked.
"I can't imagine that I have, ma'am." The clerk replied.
"I've been abused so many times!" Sticks yelled. "Some kid squirted me with goo from their stupid toy gun three times!"
A little kid came and squirted Sticks with goo.
"Four!" She yelled. "Not only that, my house was destroyed three times! Once because I left the stove on, the second time was because of Eggman's robots, and the third time was because I forgot to pay the bills!"
"How did that destroy your house?" Asked the clerk.
"They demolished it!" Explained Sticks. "I once got beaten to a pulp by a Russian man because I picked up a dollar bill that he dropped, I accidentally fell into a duck, I had to drag a broken shopping cart all the way home!"
"Why?" Asked the clerk.
"The water caused my backpack to get all soggy and fall apart!" Sticks explained.
"I know a tailor." Said the clerk.
"Then!" Continued Sticks. "I ate a spicy chili pepper which set my mouth on fire while the song "It Burns, Burns, Burns by Loco Loco" was playing, I got attacked by lobsters who weren't quite dead or frozen yet, I got lost in this supermarket a total of fifteen times, and I still managed to beat the twelve o'clock deadline!"
"That sounds like quite a day." The clerk replied.
The total of Sticks' shopping was one dollar and fifty one cents. She grabbed the clerk by the collar of their uniform and held out her boomerang.
"Change the total back to one dollar fifty, or I'll do something not nice!" She threatened.
The clerk changed the total, relieving Sticks of her fury.
Expect the next chapter coming out to be the premiere of the Buster and Babs story.
