"INSERT PICTURE OF TODDLER IN SCOTTISH REGALIA INCLUDINE WOAD HOLDING A TOY SWORD. CAPTION READS YA MAY TAKE MA SIPPY CUP BUT YE CANNA TAKE MA SWORD!"
Harry turned to his beloved wife with a sigh, "You know we might have to stop letting aunt Minerva watch the kids."
Hermione looked up from her work to say, "Well you remember what happened the last time we let Luna watch them?"
Harry shuddered at the memory of how the children had come back riding on a unicorn carrying enough chocolate and hard candies to give half of Wales diabeetus while singing sea shanties. "Okay good point but I mean seriously. Is there any of our friends that can be considered normal?"
Hermione looked at him dryly blinking her eyes for a long moment.
Harry nodded with a resigned sigh, "Right good point."
