"Luna I know you like to conduct experiments but could you please make certain to keep them under control better."
Luna looked only slightly abashed, "I know Hermione but this one flies much better than I thought it did. Plus the ability to disintegrate things by touching it with its horn was a much better defensive measure than i had thought."
Hermione shook her head, "Luna. I'm not speaking to you as Matriarch of the Potter harem but as Minister for Magic. Three muggle children found these things."
"Oh good. I hope they enjoyed that the fur is actually candy floss." Luna smiled broadly.
"Wait, what?"
"I thought it would be nice to make them actually grow candy floss. That way people could enjoy them without having to actually eat them."
"But candy floss is unhealthy. Its just pure spun sugar."
"Oh no not this candy floss it has all of the vitamins, minerals and proteins that a person needs in each serving."
Hermione laid her forehead on her desk, "Nevermind Luna. Just try and keep them from escaping any more."
"So this would be a bad time to tell you that the puffskeins that Hagrid helped me breed got loose?"
Hermione just sighed deeply as she wondered if there were still any death eaters that needed punching into their hats.
[ATTACHED IMAGE: FLUFFY PINK UNICORN HORNED WINGED LLAMA.]
