Ron woke up in the hospital. The last thing he remembered was the class working on the switching spell. He noticed Hermione was holding his hand.

"Hermione? What are you doing here? I thought you'd have a broom closet to check out with your boyfriend Harry."

"Well excuse me for caring about a friend of mine, especially given the situation he finds himself in." She sympathetically scowled at him.

"The wa? What happened? How'd I get here?"

"well you know how the class was working on the switching spell?"

"Yes. I do remember that." Ron huffed.

"Well Draco made a mistake and switched Pansy's internal organs with yours."

"WHAT!" Ron exclaimed as he grabbed himself downstairs to check.

"I said internal organs ninny. Not external." Hermione corrected rollling her eyes.

"Oh right. Well kidneys are kidneys right?"

"Well girls have another organ called a uterus. And when they're pregnant it has a baby growing in it." Hermione said biting her lip.

Ron looked at her in growing horror, "You mean."

"Yes. Pansy was pregnant when her uterus was swapped into you. Madam Pomfrey can't switch it back until after the baby is born or she could lose it. So you'll have to carry it."

"No. Wait. What? I can't." Ron spluttered.

"Ron. We live in a magical world. They can regrow arms and bones overnight. You don't think there is magic that can handle this."

"So I'm supposed to carry Draco's baby?" Ron growled, "I'll die."

"Well you better not because I looked up the laws and since Draco is a pure-blood and the Malfoys are one of the sacred 28 if you harm the child you could be in trouble for line-theft which means going to Azkaban."

"No. Dammit. I don't want this."

"Well maybe something will turn up. You just rest Ron."

Ron curled into a ball crying.

Exiting the Hospital wing Hermione slid her arm around her boyfriend Harry Potter's waist.

"I saw what you did in class. Did you really have to do that to him?"

She shrugged, "He shouldn't have called me a dirty little bitch when I told him I was going to be your girlfriend."

"I know. Still how long are you going to let this prank go on?"

Hermione looked at him with a sly smile, "Prank? Who said it was a prank."

Harry wasn't sure if she was joking or not, but since she had set fire to a teacher and kept a reporter in a jar for a month he did not want to test that theory. "You know I think Ron did have a good idea."

"Oh what was that?" She asked with a frown.

"Well there are several Broom closets we should check out."

"Actually I was thinking about the Room of Requirement. I have a certain requirement that you could help with."