madam Pomfrey looked at the figure on the floor in the Hospital Wing. Draco Malfoy was wearing stained eye shadow, tight trousers and holding a girl's beaded fischu. He was rocking back and forth covered in mud muttering something about needing to get more gel for his hair. . As she looked at his flunkies Crabbe and Goyle in confusion they shrugged. Daphne Greengrass was standing behind them frowning.
"Could someone please explain what happened?" the matron demanded.
"He broke into the girl's dorm, stole my trousers and fischu then went on a rampage looking for hair care products. He managed to huff all of Tracey's muggle hair-spray before we could stop him. He stripped naked and dove through a secret tunnel." Daphne stated angrily.
"I see. Apparently the tunnel comes out into Snape's office." The matron said explaining the sheer frozen expression of terror on the potion's master's face.
"Yeah we followed him as he went singing something about breaking on through the other side. He kept talking about the Doors?" Crabbe grunted.
Goyle said, then he ran into Granger and Lovegood and before we coudl stop him he was trying to steal her sleakeasy's. It didn;t end well as she punched him so hard he flew out of the window intot he mud. When we washed the mud off of him it washed his hair gel out and he started screaming and crying and doing that so we brought him here.
"Oh dear. I see that he has a severe problem."
"What is it?" Goyle asked worried about his boss.
"Well his mind is hair today, and gone tomorrow."
