Sirius, James, Peter and Remus were operating undercover in a part of Muggle London.

"Are you sure that Mandrake will be coming here?" Remus grumbled.

"Yes. Lily told me he has a thing for teen girls and loves to go after muggles since they can't fight back."

"And why couldn't she come here?"

"She's five months pregnant Peter. I can't be risking her in a combat situation." James exclaimed. "Besides she said it was my turn to be the bait. Now straighten your hose, your seams are crooked."

"I still say its rather disturbing how much you and Sirius know about how to pretend to be girls." Remus observed.

"Well some of us have dated the fairer half of the population often enough to notice things." Sirius said with a casual toss of his long hair. Immaculately manicured long red nailed hands held a pop bottle.

Remus nodded, "Riight. Okay."

"Shut up you guys, here he comes." James said adopting a giggling persona he pulled a tube of lip balm out of his pocket and accidentally dropped it at the approaching dark wizards feet.

Several flirting minutes later there was an unconscious and bound Death Eater in the trunk of Sirius' Buick and four grinning Marauders barrelling down the highway looking for a place to dump a body.