Author Note: As Flitwick has repeatedly said pronunciation is key to proper spellwork.

Harry was making dinner while watching Hermione work with their daughter on her magic homework. There was a sudden swirling snapping crackle from the back garden that drew his attention. Looking out the kitchen windows he asked, "Hermione dear, what spells were you working with Olivia on?" He sighed as a coal black goat the size of a small pony appeared starign at the house. It had four horns and a beard making five points of a star with dull glowing red eyes.

Hermione replied calmly, "Trying to get her to summon a boat. Why?"

"oh. No particular reason. You just might want to work with her on her pronunciation a bit." Harry sighed as he picked up his wand, "Oh by the way. Dinner may be delayed a little bit."

Hermione looked at him curiously but turned back to her daughter with a shrug, "Alright dear, whenever you get around to it."

Revoew Responses

OfficerDonNZ: Indeed. I have repeatedly said it seems like the first 4 books were a Harmony story and the last 3 she jumped ship due to her wish fulfillment. And yes not a single named character in the books had a good ending in canon. Most of them just kinda vanished without knowing what happened or they had a horrible end game.

DennisUD: I guess. Ron was kinda shallow and not exactly a complicated person i the books in my opinion. I've never seen him as someone who would turn out very well. Maybe this was a bit harsher than it could have been but that's one of the fun thigns about fanfiction we can make a knave a king and a king a knave.