Author Note: A slight crossover with Wednesday and Harry Potter with a surprise special guasts at the end.

Harry picked himself off of the ground. "Hermione that was an ugly apparate. Is everyone okay?"

"I am okay." Luna said flipping herself upright. Her lemon yellow knickers briefly on display as she righted herself.

Hermione growled looking around the darkness, "Well this isn't the Forest of Dean like I was aiming for."

Harry looked around the shadowy place they were in with his lighted wand. He turned a full 360 and and said, "Well at least I think we're alone."

"Then who is that?" Luna asked causing harry to turn around and see a medium height skinny female standing within 3 feet. She had pale skin, dark shadows under her eyes as she stared at him from under coal black bangs. She had not been standing there a second ago.

"NYAH!" Harry shouted as he stumbled backwards. Hermione and Luna both brought their wands up to a combat ready position.

"Sorry! Sorry! Now Wednesday what did we say about sneaking up on people?" A perky blonde with blue and pink bangs said running out of the shadows. She was wearing a T shirt that looked like a unicorn had vomited on it Hermione thought. It consisted of pastel stripes in pink, lavender, magenta and coral, all coated in a glittery silver. Her stretch shorts were a sky blue with white sneakers that had one show laced in red and the other in yellow. Each nail was a different shade of the rainbow, including some that Harry had only seen after taking a bludger to the head.

The dark haired girl turned to the other and said coldly, "That it allows us to see how friendly they are?"

"Close. So close." The colorful clothed girl said with pursed lips as she held her thumb and forefinger almost together, turning to Harry she said, "Sorry about her. Being human isn't one of her strong suits but we love her anyways."

"Nice. Who are you?" Harry asked in a calmer voice than he felt.

"Oh. I'm Enid and this is my bestest friend Wednesday. And you are?"

"I'm Harry Potter and these are my girlfriends Hermione and Luna."

"Girlfriends, as in plural?" Intoned the dark dressed girl.

"Yeah. Is there something wrong with that?" Hermione challenged.

"Nothing if you want to perpetuate the myth of acceptable male dominance in a harem situation thereby exposing your own insecurities." the girl intoned. Harry noticed she had not blinked yet.

"We are mature and capable individuals who can resolve any differences and difficulties through communication." Hermione huffed.

The dark haired girl opened her mouth but the blonde jumped in front of her clapping her hands, "Right. That's wonderful. And I applaud you, now maybe we could focus on the major problem of where we are and how we got here?"

"We are on a small island surrounded by standing stones that has a single bridge exiting it." Luna said. "It almost looks like a crannog."

"And how did you determine that?" Wednesday asked looking at the petite blonde with the wand.

"I walked around the perimeter while you and Hermione were talking." She replied.

Turning back to her friend Wednesday said, "Perhaps you should see if you are receiving any signal on your phone?"

"Oh right." The perky girl pulled a glitter covered pink object with 4 strange lenses on the back cover. Holding it up she watched the glowing screen as she turned and darted in circles quickly, "Oh no. It keeps saying no service."

"What is that?" Hermione asked.

"Oh its my new Iphone 15. I had to upgrade because the subscription on the 5g ran out when they upgraded to 6g." She frowned as she started tapping the screen. "I suppose if I had an older 4g there might be a pocket of signal somewhere."

"How many bloody Gs are there?" Harry asked then waved his hands rapidly "NO, don't answer that. I don't want to know. We have a Horcrux to hunt so if you'll excuse us we need to apparate out of here." He held his hands out to either side as Hermione and Luna took them.

The five teens stood silently for several long seconds before Wednesday sighed, "Was there supposed to be something happen?"

"We were supposed to apparate! Why didn't we apparate?" Turning to the brown haired girl Harry frustratedly asked, "Why didn't we apparate Hermione?"

"I don't know. Maybe they had something to do with it?" Hermione frowned suspiciously at the other two girls.

"I seriously doubt it." Wednesday said crossing her arms as she tilted her head down in a Kubrick stare. "I am not fond of the people I know, why would I want to kidnap more."

"No. Really. We were at the amusement park and I had just convinced her to come with me through the haunted tunnel when we showed up here instead." Enid said quickly.

"Although this has been far more amusing than the park." Wednesday dryly stated.

"Amusement parks do tend to be rather unamusing." Luna agreed.

Harry glanced from Luna to Wednesday shaking his head he said, "The bridge Luna?"

"Oh it is that way." Luna said pointing towards their left.

"Good let's see where that goes and if there is anyone who can explain what's going on." Harry said turning to trudge grumpily. The others starting to follow him for no better reason than it seemed better than standing on an island in the dark.

…...

They had walked for almost a quarter mile when they arrived at a road. A vehicle was approaching them with the rumble of Detroit V8 power. Classic Creedence came clattering through the closed windows of the 1967 Chevy Impala that slid to a stop in front of them.

The door opened and a short dark blonde male hopped out looking over the roof at them, "Yo kids. You got any idea where we are?"

"No. I was hoping you would." Harry replied.

"Hunh that sucks. So where you going?"

"We have no idea." Harry sighed.

"Hey Sammie should we bring them along?"

The dark haired male sitting in the car looking over a tattered notebook frowned but said, "I guess. Nothing in dad's book about any of this."

"Cool. Slide in the back and we'll get the show on the road." The denim jacket clad man said hoping back into the car.

Harry and the four girls piled into the backseat, with Luna winding up in his lap. Once the door was shut the car roared off into the night on the gravel road. Creedance Clearwater blaring.

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