Author Note: A brief job she had after NASA but before coming back to see Harry and Hermione.
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Luna Lovegood had spent some time working at another job to try and deal with her loneliness after being fired as a rocket engineer for NASA. She had heard of a place where people played with bunnies in a special club so had gone there to get a job.
She enjoyed the work very well as the people were so very nice to her and the boss was very sweet. Always hugging and giving the bunnies a kiss. They held many parties and got to wear nice costumes too.
She got along with all of the other bunny-girls except one. Candace, nicknamed Candy. She had been the favorite of the guests until Luna showed up and replaced her. Ever since then Candy had been quite rude and annoying to her.
One day when Luna went to get her costume on she found it had been covered in the crotch with ketchup ruining it. She turned to Candy quite angry as she knew the other girl was responsible. Luna had allowed her to vent using her words but ruining a perfectly cute costume like that was crossing the line. Especially as her bunny tail had been dipped in something to make it look horrible.
"Candy! I have allowed you to insult and make fun of me for far too long. I have dealt with far worse creatures than you in my life so was going to ignore you. This, this is going too far. Destroying my things is the work of a real Nargle!"
"Oh just shut up bitch. You should never have been allowed to suit up in the costume. You just don't have the body for it." Candy sneered, "So just quite your posturing and go get another one."
Luna narrowed her eyes at the girl breathing hard, "Oh and I suppose you'll go take care of the big roller while I'm gone?"
"Well he likes a real woman not a little girl." Candy smugly snickered. "You just never had the body for that suit."
Luna smiled wickedly, she had dealt with Death Eaters, nargles and others who had tried to hurt her and her friends. This woman would learn a very harsh lesson tonight. "I am a 22 year old woman Candy. i have people who love me for me and you want a body for the bunny suit. Fine have one!" She snapped her fingers causing Candy to feel herself stretching, her body melting and shifting as she turned into a bunny girl. Spinning to look in the mirror in shock she never noticed Luna marching out of the locker room her head held high.
Entering the boss' office after knocking she said to the cigar smoking pajama wearing man, "Hugh. I'm sorry but I have to go back to England. I just can't deal with the Nargles around here anymore."
Hugh put down his cigar and with a sad expression said, "Really I have a spread all scheduled for you next month. Centerfold even."
"Well I suppose I can come back for that. But I'm sorry about Candy."
"Oh well she was getting on some of the other girl's nerves too. I guess I'll have to let her go." Opening his intercom he said, "Tilly have Candy pack her things. She's gone. Make sure she hops to it."
Reviews:
Dagda06117032: Absolutely true.
N0wa5t3r: LOL. Fun with phonics.
Keller Death. This story is Fun with Jobs 3.5 so I'll get around to #4.
