Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
"Okay, time for everyone's favorite section... Q and A time... and starting up we have..."
Naruto looked back through some of the older stuff that he didn't answer while he was doing other stuff.
50,000 Hokage Points from Flaming Harem Lord: My fiance doesn't want to marry me, no matter how much I try to force the issue, she keeps trying to find a way to escape our engagement. What should I do to make her accept it?
"Heavy... I have a question for you... are you a man?" Naruto asked the viewer that asked that question. Naruto looked through all of the mocking comments about the guy who posted the question. "Okay everyone, stop mocking the guy for a second. Serious question. I'm not against an Arranged Marraige by itself, but if you are a man, that changes my answer a bit." Naruto looked towards the chat.
Flaming Harem Lord: Yes, I am very manly.
"No, you aren't... because if you were manly, you would seduce her. If you arranged marraige partner doesn't want to marry you, then you failed at being a man. Also, as a man... why would you even WANT to marry a woman who won't love you?" Naruto asked as he spun around in his chair. "If she doesn't love you, she isn't going to have sex with you... and IF she does out of obligation, she is just going to lay there like a dead fish. She isn't going to be a loving mother to your children either. My advice is to cancel the arrangement and try to seduce her... if you REALLY want her." Naruto finished his advice with that. "Also... going by your name, I'm guessing you're a devil... so... why even be obsessed about one girl who isn't into you... from what little I know about your society, it's super easy to get your hands on a dozen hotties." Naruto didn't know why anyone would be obsessed with a woman in that kind of culture.
If one girl wasn't into you, you could easily find 4 more who WERE into you. With enough hard work you could rank up and form a harem of up to 15 with ease if you wanted. There was just no real reason to ever be obsessed with a girl purely because of her looks.
10,000 Hokage Points from Foxy Mama: Were you ever in an arranged marraige?
"No, I never was. I did have a few women... in retrospect... who were really interested in me. Once there was this Actress girl, who was actually a Princess who was into me. There was another princess, who wanted me to be with her to save her land... and oh... there was a priestess girl too, who wanted me to father her children... and there was this girl who was mutated into a fish demon... and then there was an amazon ninja princess girl... and a traveling doctor woman... one time I traveled back in time and there was a red haired princess... looking back at my life... I had a lot of chances for romance I didn't take." Naruto deadpanned as he went through some of the chances he wasted. "... oh... and maybe a few more... not entirely sure." Naruto crossed his arms and continued his deadpan.
He was just guessing in the cases of some.
100,000 Hokage Poins from The GOAT Scientist: You traveled BACK IN TIME!?
"It was this huge mess. I've also traveled to different universes, different dimensions, and this universe here isn't even my home dimension. I'm just stuck here. It was some of my friends who had the power to travel dimensions, not me."
-In a Lab-
"He's telling the FREAKING TRUTH!?"
Azazel was watching a magic lie detector while it listened to the stream, and it detected not a single lie from his favorite V-tuber's stream. He slapped the side of his head in sheer amazement when he realized that he was listening to somebody who was THE proof that different universes and dimensions existed out there to explore.
He started to type.
-In the Streaming Room-
10,000,000 Hokage Points from The GOAT Scientist: My lie detector confirmed you weren't lying. Can you give me a brief history lesson on your world?
"Ah... I'm not exactly a history buff on my own world. I guess I can summarize it as... Constant War... since a goddess visited my world and had 2 children, my world lived in constant war. The animals in my world are also... much more threatening than in this world. I mean, you don't even have Mountain Leeches the size of human torsos... or giant primal tigers the size of buses... or even 60 foot tall bears. This world just seems... so peaceful and relaxing to me. You've got a nice world here, try not to ruin it... war sucks." Naruto couldn't go into lots of detail... but he wasn't the kind of guy who studied history, even as a student he barely put any effort into studying.
30,000 Hokage Points from Red Head Beauty: Do you miss your old world?
"I do... but there isn't much left there to go back to. One of the last things that happened was the goddess of my world coming back after the entire world was trapped in an endless, unbreakable, illusion... and trapped in the roots of a Divine Tree. Other than me, there were only 3 other people who weren't trapped. Not much for me to get back to." Naruto had made peace with that fact. He was kind of stuck because of it, but he could sense what was going on with the other Tailed Beasts. They were sealed away at the moment, but once they died they would respawn inside of him... so eventually they would be with him all the way again.
He wasn't alone because of that.
10,000 Hokage Points from White Dragon Emperor: So, you weren't strong enough to save your world.
"That is just the thing... I did save my world. I was strong enough to do it. One of my teammates backstabbed me, and sent me to this world. The goddess was sealed away... my friend and I were going to fight... and then I just suddenly appear in this world. Sucks, but that is life." Naruto could tell he was being mocked, and it didn't really bother him. "Also... you just paid money to try and insult me... I might be stuck in another world, but you just paid me... you gave me money to insult me... and it doesn't bother me. As pathetic as you think I am... you paid me to take a cheap shot... and still failed." Naruto laughed a little, a fox-like snicker that set his comments ablaze with mocking towards White Dragon Emperor.
10,000 Hokage Points from Little Miss Kitty: What is the hottest thing a petite girl could do for you or to you?
"... Oh... that is..." Naruto had to think about that one for a moment. "Petite girls tend to have those small hands... and it makes me feel important when I hold a girl's hand. It makes me really want to protect her. Girl's hands are just so soft and nice." Naruto saw a wave of comments mocking him... in a good-natured way it would seem for his answer.
15,000 Hokage Points from Chastity is Important: That is SO PRECIOUS! Can I adopt you!? Please, let me adopt you, and be your mommy! You deserve a loving mother and a good family!
"Thanks-"
25,000 Hokage Points from Foxy Mama: Instead of her, join my family. Marry my daughter and I can be your REAL mother.
"Thanks, but-"
35,000 Hokage Points from Ruin Girl: Forget them, instead you should marry my daughter. She's currently engaged, but I can cancel that.
45,000 Hokage Points from Red Daddy: Forget all of them, none of them are right. Listen, you should marry MY daughter. Chastity is Important, Foxy Mama, and Ruin Girl can't give you the vast wealth that my family can.
75,000 Hokage Points from Miss Sexy Kitty: Breed me.
550,000 Hokage Points from Magical Girl of the Underworld: Marry me, and we can seduce my sister together. Then you get a 2 for 1 deal, and it comes with you marrying into my family.
650,000 Hokage Points from The GOAT Scientist: I can give you a HAREM of girls, that is the best kind of family. Just let me study you, and I can get you at least 50 girls to satisfy every urge you have.
1,000,000 Hokage Points from Baka Ranger Red: I think this is call getting out of hand, but this is too much fun now. I'm offering up a Threesome with me and my wife. Beat that everyone.
10,000,000 Hokage Points from The REAL Best Scientist: I can offer you a Devil Transformation using a... rare object I have. With it, you can become the King of your own Peerage, and have your pick from any girl you desire... if you let me study your memories about your world.
"Okay, this is getting out of hand..." Naruto watched the tips start ROLLING it at massive speeds. He was reading them out loud quickly, but before he even finished one, the next one would come in. "Listen everyone... I'm not suffering like you think I am. I've already mourned my loss. Part about being a ninja is about enduring any challenge. You guys are all... most of... some of you are downright perverts. Miss Sexy Kitty, you don't think I didn't notice you asking to be breeded. Also... Baka Ranger Red... dude..."
50,000 Hokage Points from Wife of Baka Ranger Red: Ignore my husband, he isn't being serious. He's currently on the floor laughing reading the other comments.
"I figured he wasn't being serious... it's hard to tell which of these is a serious offer-"
50,000 Hokage Points from Flaming Harem Lord: Marry my sister, and join my glorious family.
"A bit late... I'm not marrying anyone who I haven't met in person. Honestly, Chastity is Important is the only one who offered something that sounds fair... but I still have to turn it down. I'm pretty sure my Mom would be disappointed in me if I auctioned myself off as a son." Naruto couldn't imagine his mother thinking very highly of him for that. "She would kick ALL of your asses... and then mine if I considered any of that."
1,000 Hokage Points from Continent Silver: I can't offer you anything like the others, but I just want to remind you no matter who among these people you marry... I want to keep being your friend.
"... aaaaaaaah." Naruto was touched by that one. "... you guys heard her. Don't fight each other. Lets just forget that little-"
1,000 Hokage Points from Durandal: I have an important question. Boxers or Briefs?
"Boxers."
With that, the stream went back to normal.
Chapter End!
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