Mario and Rosalina were getting married after she broke the good news of her pregnancy. Both were overjoyed since that meant they wouldn't have to be alone anymore. Invitations were quickly sent to all of their friends and loved ones. Not only were Ros's Lumas in attendance, but also Mario's slightly younger bro, Luigi came. Plus, mom, dad, and grandpa were all happy for Mario and delighted to meet Rosalina, who was also happy to see them. Tony came too. Arthur, along with his wife Marie and their daughter who was also a niece to the Mario Bros., Gia.
Also coming to the wedding: Daisy, Pauline, Yoshi, Birdo, Wario, Waluigi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Toad, Toadette, and Toadsworth. All of them were happy for Mario and Rosalina. Everyone was... Well, almost everyone.
Someone was pissed, someone who hated the very thought of Mario being happy so badly that they would go out of their way, literally take time out of their day and cancel all previous obligations to keep him miserable after the Honeylune Ridge disaster. Princess Peach was that instigator, she was branded as more likely to commit such a crime than Bowser was, considering she gave him the cold shoulder.
On the way home from the Moon Kingdom, she was annoyed with the ordeal involving Mario quarrelling with Bowser. She squeezed his neck in her fist, lifting him off his feet and dragging him inside the ship as she growled, "We're going to have a little talk."
It wasn't little, and it wasn't exactly a talk. Even when Mario desperately apologized for what happened, she didn't stop screaming inconsiderate and unkind words, causing him intense emotional pain, but she downright refused to apologize. Her rotten insults mostly involved revenge fantasies with Mario and Bowser being locked up, ostracized, and eaten by wild animals. Worse, she even wished all boys never born.
To think such frustration inspired such madness. It's one thing to be frustrated with someone's actions, but on the other hand, disproportionate punishments will only worsen a situation that could have been fixed easily.
The blind rage resulted in Mario making the decision to cut ties with her forever. His heart became two frozen, black, teardrop-shaped slabs of hate. He was even angrier as he bluntly declared his intentions to leave the Mushroom Kingdom and never come back, but Peach demanded he stay, not because she was apologetic, but because she was saying that she owned him. Mario simply attacked her with two bottles of pepper spray and hurting her with more vitriolic attacks like telling her to be gone forever.
His broken heart slowly healed as he spent his days doing nothing but relaxing in the Seaside Kingdom. When Rosalina paid him a surprise visit, The healing came full circle when Rosalina agreed to marry Mario after her pregnancy was confirmed.
When Peach found out about Mario and Rosalina getting married, she had basically lost her mind. Maybe jealously would be involved, but Peach didn't want Mario back. In her mind, she believed he didn't deserve happiness, she wanted him to be sad and lonely forever following the arguments had after the moon rescue mission, viewing his attempts to be free of eternal suffering as a betrayal against her and women in general. Only bitterness and hate played part in her attempt to stop the wedding, stomping her way to the church.
Again, her attitude is not because she wasn't on the altar, it was because Mario was, and her determination to render his heartbreak unfixable was certainly alarming to a lot of her friends. Peach growled as she brooded in the empty castle since everyone else left hours ago to attend a wedding that she wasn't invited to, "How could he do this to me?!"
Her sadness turned to fury, "How could he do this to…his own… friend?!"
What no one knew was that Toadstool had illegally transported a Giga Bell and attached it to her body to grow into a monstrous Giga Cat Peach. From a hundred miles round, random onlookers stepped back in horror as Peach rose in mid-air with her eyes glowing red, her fur having a more radiant pink tint than Cat Peach, a lion mane, and a tail tuft. She roared, "MARIO!"
The wedding took place on earth instead of Honeylune Ridge. This was because Mario didn't want to leave the planet ever again after Peach almost left him to die and acted like letting him come home with her was a huge mistake. To be exact, the location was in Bubblaine. As far as refreshments went, the Frost-Frosted Cake and Stupendous Stew were served along with Italian sparkling waters and cannolis.
Mario wore the same ensemble as last time, white tuxedo with matching pants, white top hat, white shoes, red bowtie, and the red M on his hat. Luigi wore bascially the same thing, but with a green L where the red M was supposed to be and a green bowtie. All the male family members wore tuxedos and top hats that looked like Mario's, though without the first letters of their first names. Dad's bowtie was brown, Tony's was blue, Arthur's was yellow, and grandpa's was plaid. All the female family members had Lochlady dresses and veils, courtesy of the Lochladies that tailored to fit all of them.
The priest began as soon as Ros was with her husband-to-be, "Dearly beloved. We are gathered here today to witness the matrimony of Mario and Rosalina, two lost souls looking for love and having found it. Now we will let them exchange vows."
Mario began, "Rosalina, my biggest mission in life was to find true love. Now, my intention is to never lose it. That is why my vow is never cause you any trouble of any kind. To never dishonor you or let anyone else do such a thing. The last thing I want is to be flipped out at, like a certain fake-blonde thug."
Everyone said, "Aww..."
Rosalina's turn. She said, "Mario, I needed this as much as you did. I love my Lumas and all, but I also felt that only a human could fill the hole my family opened when they... ceased to exist too soon. My vow is to never lose my temper and drive you away, to keep my emotions in check whenever mistakes are made. I don't want to wound you the way Peach did, and since there is no love triangle with me, I'm confident that the risk of that happening is zero."
Again, everybody cooed, "Aww..."
*CRASH*
A pink cat paw pulled the roof off of the church. Peach roared like a lioness/Godzilla hybird as she angrily picked up her ex, pointing a finger, "You are in big trouble, young man!"
Rosalina yelled, "Let go of Mario! Put him down this instant!"
Giga Cat Peach simply roared at her in response as she declared, "I'm shutting this down, RIGHT NOW! Everyone, GO HOME!"
Everyone but Mario's family fled in terror. She then ranted at Mario, "How could your parents be such failures?! The only reason you want to get married is so you can make women take their clothes off and beat them nonstop! You think you're so smart and mature! Acting like a child in front of me! Getting me punished for your crimes! I thought you'd be nothing like Bowser! How could you be so…so… hypocritical?!"
Mario grunted as he tried to get out of her grip, "Let go of me!"
"No! I'm not done with you!"
"But I am done with you!"
Helicopters approached the monster cat, but Peach swiped her claws without a second thought, making the choppers go haywire, exploding and killing everyone inside them. Not even taking time to reconsider, the blonde would even step on war tanks, crushing ground troops to death.
Some kittens from Lake Lapcat legally transported the remaining two Giga Bells, one of them was telling Mario's family, "We found out about your predicament. Two of you will need to tap into the power of the Giga Cat to put a stop of this reign of terror."
Luigi and Rosalina nodded, stepping up to the plate, growing and rising in mid-air with their fur having more radiant green and black tints, lion manes, and tail tufts. Mom, dad, grandpa, Tony, Arthur, Marie, and Gia hid under the ruins of the church. Fearfully, they were watching, yet they cheered, "Good luck, Luigi and Rosalina."
Giga Cat Luigi and Giga Cat Rosalina to the rescue! Just before Peach could eat Mario, Luigi scratched the blonde's face, making her drop Mario, who was caught by Rosalina. Desperately, Luigi tried to reason with the princess, "This isn't you, Peach!"
Savagely, Peach hissed, "This is me now! This has to be me now! It's the only way boys will stop walking all over me!"
Rosalina angrily bit Peach's paw when she tried to grab Mario again, "It's not 2017 anymore! Unlike him, he moved on from the incident! He wanted to fix it! You, on the other hand, thought it was appropriate to make things impossible!"
Peach ranted again while Giga Cat Luigi restrained him, "I know things have to be impossible! Mario is a cocky, arrogant womanizer, and no amount of constructive criticism will humble him back to reality! I HAVE to hate boys! They will never stop disrespecting women like you and me because boys SUCK!"
"What the hell is "constructive" about telling Mario to be mauled by hyenas or wolves or lions or bears or tigers or coyotes? Those types of comments are not constructive, and they do not qualify as criticisms! DEAL WITH IT!"
After a short pause, Giga Cat Peach growled incredibly livid and roared with fury. Giga Cat Rosalina held Mario close to her, telling Toadstool, "All Mario and I want… is to be happy!"
Giga Cat Peach bellowed with rage, "No one wants me to be happy! I put my kingdom first! I tried to be a good princess! You think Mario tries to be good?! Name one person Mario puts above himself!"
"Luigi! Me! His family and friends!"
"Wrong! The correct answer is nobody! How do you explain what he did to me!"
"Well, Mario just made a mistake! He had the decency to say he was sorry, he even vowed to avoid repeating the blunder with him and Bowser. He's not perfect, but if sorry is not good enough, then maybe YOU are the problem!"
Breaking free from Luigi and lunging directly at Rosalina, Peach snarled and bared her fangs as prepped her claws for killing, but Ros swiped her free paw, the one not protecting Mario, to smack her cheek and send her flying past the group. Peach hit her head on the ground, knocking her unconscious.
Good thing the power of the Giga Bell was temporary. Peach shrunk back to her normal self, the other two Giga Cats did shortly after.
Mario, Luigi, and Rosalina happily hugged each other and laughed, "We're alive!"
The rest of Mario's family emerged from their cover, relieved that the worst was over. They all joined the group hug as the kittens called the police. Once the Marios broke from the hug, mom looked around and said, "We better find a new church."
Dad said, "I know just the place."
Back at the castle, Peach stood in cuffs with cops holding her arms. She stood before the council and Toadsworth, the latter saying, "We are very disappointed in you, Toadstool. Your disproportionate actions against Mario are unacceptable. Do you even know how many people you hurt and/or killed, the amount of property damage this kingdom has to pay for?!"
On the verge of tears, Peach whimpered, "I was just trying to be stern and strict to Mario, just like how Mufasa yelled at Simba for-"
Toadsworth spluttered as he interrupted, "You?! Being like- My god, I can't think of a more horrifying, inaccurate, and tone-deaf comparison."
"Please, I'm the hero here. Mario's the villain because boy are sexist."
"This is not about gender; this is about personality! Seeing that you have no intention of regaining your old personality and letting things go back to normal, you are princess of the Mushroom Kingdom...no longer. No longer. Forever. Goodbye, Toadstool. Officers, take her away."
Peach was arrested for murder, attempted murder, terrorism, destruction of public property, assault, and harassment.
