"Sona's Chance"
A Highschool DxD fanfiction written by Christopher'Zazel
Chapter 50 "Oppai"
Scene (Hyoudou Home, Kuoh Japan)
"Well, Issei my son, devil or not, you're becoming a man. It takes a very large amount of responsibility to raise a child." Mr. Hyoudou looks down at little Kunou, who smiles back up at him. Meanwhile she gets a pat on her head from Mrs. Hyoudou as the little fox princess is sitting in her lap. "Ahem, as I was saying, you're a married man now, which means your life is now dedicated to your new family. As your parents and as Kunou's grandparents, we are very happy and feel quite blessed. Though, I suppose the circumstances are a bit different than most…" Mr. Hyoudou looks at Yasaka, then Serafall and finally at Sona. All three women smile warmly. "Point being, you need to think about your future after highschool is done and over with."
"Ahem, about that, Mr. Hyoudou." Sirzechs showed his usual smile as he stared directly at Issei's father. "Well, it's about Issei's future. Considering the fact that he is now a devil, more so, a pretty darned strong one to boot, how would you feel about the boy taking on a part-time job?"
Grayfia nods while showing her usual stoic expression. "Gaining a sense of work ethics early on in life is a great start in the path of a successful career." Looking toward her husband, the two nod at each other in approval.
Issei, (who had a backpack full of his belongings), looked toward Sirzechs with a puzzled look. "Wait, what's this about a job? I already have to do those devil-contracts, not to mention, well, things are weird right now. I mean, look at her? What happens when you know, devil stuff happens?" The flustered teen was now pointing at a tiny Rias Gremory, (who was drinking another cup of warm milk).
Serafall stretches while smiling brightly. "Oooooh, yeah, that was nice. Oh, so, about the Gremory peerage. Considering little Rias cannot possibly lead her peerage as she is, I would like to volunteer my services as a temporary king, at least until or if Rias grows back up, hehehehe."
"I am grown up! Don't talk about me like I am in the other room!" Rias now kicks her feet in anger, though her legs don't quite reach the floor from the chair she is sitting in.
"Calm down, Ria tan, it's alright, shh now." Sirzechs was smiling nervously. "So, Mr. and Mrs. Hyoudou, would it be alright if I put your son to work?"
Issei is shaking his head 'no' toward his parents, meanwhile Mr. Hyoudou grows a small grin.
"Sure, Mr. Satan Person, put my son to work. After all, early job experience builds character!" Placing a thumbs up into the air, Issei's father was very enthusiastic.
"Haha, it's Sirzechs, no need for formalities." Sirzechs now stands up from the table and places a hand on Issei's shoulder. "Ready to go?"
Serafall kisses her sister on her cheek which makes Sona flinch back from the sudden action. Then, the Leviathan Mao dashed over toward Sirzechs and Issei. Grayfia then stood up, creating a magic circle shortly after. Yasaka winked toward her husband as Kunou waved with both hands toward her father.
(RED FLASH)
After Sirzechs, Grayfia, Serafall and Issei disappeared, Mr. and Mrs. Hyoudou looked at one another with confused expressions.
"Mr. Satan Person? Really now, sweetheart?" Miki Hyoudou was smirking suddenly.
Scene (Underworld)
In a large and Victorian style room, a red flash of light envelopes the place momentarily. Right afterwards, Sirzechs cracks his own neck and walks toward a large couch. Following behind the devil king was Serafall, who stretched out once again. Meanwhile, Issei stood still while looking around the room. He failed to notice Grayfia, (who was standing directly behind him).
"Welcome, Issei Hyoudou, to Gremory Manner." Grayfia tilted her head at Issei's reaction, (which was a sudden jump into the air as the devil maid had clearly startled the teen).
"Oh, um, yeah, thanks, Grayfia." Issei was scratching the back of his head nervously.
"Issei, please come over here and sit down, make yourself comfortable. Grayfia, maybe we can get some refreshments if possible?" Sirzechs was sitting comfortably on a large and red-leather couch.
Serafall, (who was also sitting on the same couch), patted a spot next to her while looking at Issei with a wink. "Number One Fan, sit your fanny down next to Milky!"
Smiling at Serafall's cuteness, Issei walked casually to where she directed him and sat down. Instantly, one of the Mao's arms reached around his shoulder and pulled him into her.
"Oh, Issei, you're gonna be so excited! We've been talking about this for a while now, hehe!" Serafall then winked again. "But I'll let Sirzechs tell ya, after all, he's been dying to tell you about this!"
Before anyone could respond, a large and yellow flash took over the room. Once the light dimmed, a very familiar and irresponsible governor waved as he smirked.
"Yo, Sirzechs, Grayfia, Serafall and brat." Azazel's smirk turned into an all out grin.
"Brat!?" Issei was about to stand up; however Serafall's single arm was more than enough to hold him in his seat.
"Governor, welcome. Please, join us." Sirzechs pointed at a matching red-leather chair.
"Don't mind if I do." Azazel plopped down onto the chair and took a moment to stare at Issei with an unreadable expression. "Yeah, so kid, wanna be like Serafall?"
"Like a badass Mao?" Issei showed a look of both excitement and confusion.
"No, more like Milky Chan." Azazel was scratching his stubble.
Serafall raises her arm into the air while magically producing her trademark magical girl scepter. "Issei, you like breasts, right?" The Leviathan Mao now begins to twirl her scepter.
Issei couldn't help it, she said the word. "Oppai? I love Oppai!" Issei now had passion behind his eyes.
Sirzechs and Azazel both looked at one another and nodded, both with matching smirks.
"Oppai Dragon." Sirzechs says this is a quiet and calm fashion. "Some of the children in the underworld have been calling you that. Maybe your match with Riser may or may not have been broadcasted on underworld television, can't say for sure."
Issei was scratching the back of his head again. "Well, I do like boobs."
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO! I WILL NOT BE REFERRED TO IN SUCH A WAY! I AM NOT THE BOOB DRAGON! I AM THE WELSH DRAGON OF DOMINATION!" Issei's arm was glowing in both crimson and emerald.
Sirzechs, Azazel and Serafall began to laugh. Meanwhile, Grayfia rolled her eyes back and began to walk toward the main door.
"I'll be back with some refreshments. Please, Sirzechs, don't get carried away with the breast talk…" Grayfia then opens and shuts the door behind her.
"Oh D'draig, shut up about your reputation for a second, I wanna hear them out!" Issei slammed his arm down onto the couch a few times.
"The Oppai Dragon Show, a program for the kids of the underworld. You could do adventures involving saving the princess from antagonists and such! Little life lessons maybe here and there, (for educational purposes of course). The capital involved in such a venture is quite extensive." Azazel was counting on both of his hands with dollar signs in both of his eyes.
"But you said the show is for kids. I don't think the subject of boobs fits in well, don't you think?" Issei now looked very concerned.
"We are devils, Issei." Serafall placed an index finger toward her chin. "It's true, we as a species are much tamer than we used to be. But we are still devils, Issei. With that, let's just say that devil children have a natural dark sense of humor."
Issei shrugs. "Well, if you guys think it's really okay, then sure, I'm in."
"NOOOOOOOO! RECONSIDER THIS, PARTNER!" Flashes of green and red burst from Issei's arm.
Scene (Unknown Location)
"Let me try this time!" Kuroka was now kicking the purple viewing sphere as it continued to give off nothing but static.
"It's useless, neko, Hyoudou Issei is in a secure location. Until he leaves said location, we will fail to receive a signal." Ophis said this matter of factly, though she looked to be holding onto a pair of pliers, almost as if she was attempting to get the odd spherical contraption to work.
"Nya, not fair! I wanna see what happens next!" Kuroka gave the orb one final kick.
(Knock Knock Knock)
Both Ophis and Kuroka looked toward the door. Slowly it began to open. Vali, (along with three other individuals walked through.
Vali looked over toward both Ophis and Kuroka and then the static-infested orb. "I have gathered a few allies to join within our ranks. Considering that your "Television Show" is not broadcasting, I figured I would introduce them."
Ophis showed complete disinterest. Meanwhile, Kuroka looked at each new member up and down.
"Nya, nope, not interested." Kuroka went back to kicking the sphere.
Vali's eyebrow twitched. "Kuroka…"
"Oh my gosh, are you a cute kitty!" A blond girl with very long hair, hidden under a large blue hat, was staring at Kuroka with heart shapes in her blue eyes.
"Nya?" Kuroka tilted her head momentarily.
"Now sister, please don't say such things to complete strangers. It's quite rude." A taller blond gentleman with a turn of the century suit along with glasses, looks back toward his sister with a brotherly scowl.
"But look at her, she's so cute! I just wanna play with her big ole ears! They look so fluffy!" The blond girl continues her blushy gaze toward Kuroka.
"Yeah, this is boring, Vali, I'm gonna go outside." A black haired man wearing a strange circlet on his head was now pointing back at the door he came through originally.
"No, Bikou, stay put. I brought you guys to meet with the Infinite Dragon God, Ophis." Vali now pointed toward the mentioned person, (who was sitting on her bed while trying to hide the pair of pliers behind her back.
Tilting her head, Ophis looked back toward Vali. "Bring me cookies, donuts and hot tea."
And we are stopping here for the night. Firstly let me thank Wargame, OverlordSturm, and the rest of my Discordies for beta-reading and correcting some of the grammar. Lastly, I wanted to thank my very first (Balance Breaker) subscriber, Moexdestroyer. Thank you so very much! Like what I do and want more? Here is my discord server /m4TK2sMu. If you really, really like what I do, subscribe, (which you can do through my discord). Finally and foremost, those who are responsible for the favorites and the follows, not to mention, the reviews, thank you so very very much! I am really feeling the love! It's overwhelming. This is Christopher'Zazel, signing out.
